Do you prank call people...

[Impossible]

I have a few times with my mate...

Once i rang up and it went a little like this;

Me; Hello, is Mr.Walls there?
Them; No, sorry.
Me; Oh, ok, is Mrs.Walls there?
Them; Nope
Me; Are any walls there?
Them; No sorry.
Me; Then get out now the roofs gonna collapse!

Another one;

Me; Hello! You've won a free trip too... NOWHERE!
Them; Nothing is free in this world, goodbye.

LOL anyway what have you done?

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[sarey]

Uhm.. Ive forgot lol.
I did a few on skype with my mate, but other than that...

[Adam$]

I have done, a few times.

[Dirgeofcerberus]

Ive done a few yes, I got out the yellow pages and started ringing random people, here is one of them I remember.

Me: Hello?
Them: Hi
Me: Congratulations, you have just won £1 million pound!
Them: Oh my god really?

They was really believing it and got really excited.

Them: Who is this?
Me: Um, sorry, bye!

Cant really remember any others.

[kasi]

i do them sometimes irl.
sometimes on skype too.

[Climax]

yeah, who doesn't? :]

[Azul]

Of course, my best ones have come when using the sound boards on Ebaums World.

[kasi]

Of course, my best ones have come when using the sound boards on Ebaums World.
lol at that, me and my friends used the michael jackson one on liquidgeneration once.

[Sarah.]

When I used to go out with my mate, we used to prank call 0800 numbers like churchill n stuff. The phone box down the road got removed though, cos some boy drowned it in coca cola :P

[CustomHabbo]

Me: Heya babe
them: did u make a decision yet?
me: (with my regular voice) o sh*t umm yea 6:00
them: who is this?
me: ill meet u there then i hang up

2 mins later an old lady calls up

Her: did u call?
Me: oo i had the wrong number
Her: oh i thought u were my daughter.. your phone numbers look alike
me: ok?
her: i knew it wasnt her.. she never calls.. she then hangs up

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[Drooped]

I have a few times with my mate...

Once i rang up and it went a little like this;

Me; Hello, is Mr.Walls there?
Them; No, sorry.
Me; Oh, ok, is Mrs.Walls there?
Them; Nope
Me; Are any walls there?
Them; No sorry.
Me; Then get out now the roofs gonna collapse!

Another one;

Me; Hello! You've won a free trip too... NOWHERE!
Them; Nothing is free in this world, goodbye.

LOL anyway what have you done?

A toddlar could tell me better pranks.

My brother pranks the same guy... he's like 18 and we know him in real life he's a total poonani.

we normally call him like say 4 am. he'll always pick up... we say something that's real stupid... like...

me :-
Hi, it's Kitchen's Direct.
Him :-
er, HI?
me :-
So... do you need window's, bathrooms, your garden done by our professional gardeners or need any decorating done?
Him :-
what the hell?

eventually he'll hang uppppp...
that's only one though...
we do tons...

like offering him bank loans and say we'll shoot him if he doesn't pay back... it's funny.


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[Billay]

Of course, my best ones have come when using the sound boards on Ebaums World.

errh those sound sooo fake

[Menshevik]

I call them and just cussing them out.
I found out my algebras teachers house number, so I called and said
"Hi this is Gemma Kane, I wa sin your 4th period class. You're so hot!!" yeah, it's fun.

[punk_rock_rachy]

I do them all the time.

I once phoned up my mates ex and pretending I was some crime watch people. And I put on a london accent and was like "Hello this is crime watch UK. We are sending a warrant out for your arrest. As we have evidence of you using and dealing with class A drugs".

He believed it cos was supposedly dealing at the time. =)

It went on for agesssssssssss =)

And

my lil bros mate phoned up someone and was just saying stupid things.

So my lil bro phoned back to him pretending to be his Dad so that the doode wouldn't call the police or summit. and this is how the convo went

Ross: "Hello. I'm sorry if my son has been making abusive phone calls to this number. He has mental problems it will not happen again."

Doode:"Your son?. I thought that was a girl!!"

hahaha

That made me chuckle quite a bit :P

xxx

[arouse]

I order tables at restaurants, and they say "I'll see you at (Time you're coming here)"

You never go.

[ReInfected]

I used to pick up fresh dog poop and put it in a bag, put it on someones front door step, light it on fire, ring the doorbell and run so when the start to stomp on the fire, they have dog sht on there shoe

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[punk_rock_rachy]

I used to pick up fresh dog poop and put it in a bag, put it on someones front door step, light it on fire, ring the doorbell and run so when the start to stomp on the fire, they have dog sht on there shoe

I'm not sure thats a prank call. lawl. =)

But yeah thats fun =)

[arouse]

I used to pick up fresh dog sht and put it in a bag, put it on someones front door step, light it on fire, ring the doorbell and run so when the start to stomp on the fire, they have dog sht on there shoe

Thats a stupid idea, very unoriginal too if I might add.

[Homesrfan]

Me and my friend used to prank the homework helpline. :) That was fun.

[Danny]

I'm not sure thats a prank call. lawl. =)

But yeah thats fun =)

I really hate it when people type "lawl" :rolleyes:

[WHANGFACE]

I used to pick up fresh dog poop and put it in a bag, put it on someones front door step, light it on fire, ring the doorbell and run so when the start to stomp on the fire, they have dog sht on there shoe

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I've done that before :]

I like pranking people on Skype, me and Scott rung err Hastings Direct it was funny.

[RLY-CRAIG?]

I have a few times with my mate...

Once i rang up and it went a little like this;

Me; Hello, is Mr.Walls there?
Them; No, sorry.
Me; Oh, ok, is Mrs.Walls there?
Them; Nope
Me; Are any walls there?
Them; No sorry.
Me; Then get out now the roofs gonna collapse!

Another one;

Me; Hello! You've won a free trip too... NOWHERE!
Them; Nothing is free in this world, goodbye.

LOL anyway what have you done?

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Lol i've done that before, but now days kinda grown up a bit

[louder]

I did the other day for like the first time ever, lawl.

[Bravo.12]

Pranked a home phone with my mobile, got cut of network for ever!, I rang them everyday at the same time.. ;[
got new phone now ;]

[RedStratocas]

Kinda. I got this from Seinfeld, and it worked. A Telemarketer called:

Me: Hello?
Telemarketer: Are you interested in buying a one-of-a-kind vaccuum?
Me: Why yes, but Im really busy right now. Can I have your home phone number, Ill call around 6pm?
Telemarketer: Uh, we arent allowed to do that...
Me: Oh, I guess you dont like people calling you at home, huh?
Telemarketer: No
Me: Well now you know how I feel
*click*

[ReInfected]

I order tables at restaurants, and they say "I'll see you at (Time you're coming here)"

You never go.
Ye. And u say mine was origional. :rolleyes:

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[Brody]

some of my pranks wuld offend ppl

[Herman]

I never prank called before. :eusa_ange

[adidas™]

Ive done loads lol and ordered taxis, pizzas etc to there door lol

[Splinky]

yes i do

I normally just say helloooooooooooooooo, and breathe down the phone like in the horror movies. lmao tis funny

[PrittyKittyKuty]

Me ma mate loz n ma mate fred got so harshly bored, so we js dialled random numbers... the two funniest (quite rude so ah shall put ? on rude words =p)
1st was on an answerphone..
Loz: Gerrard? GERRARD I KNOW YOUR IN, stop avoiding me... I know I'm only 16 and your 50, but I want to ask you a favour, I want you to pay for my breast enlargement!! I know it costs alot, but we can make this work, If you don't pay.. Then I'll tell your wife everything!!!!

2nd was another answerphone.. which was going on a bout houses so we said
Fred: Hello, I'd like to buy a bright bloo house with pink windows!! and a selection of multicoloured... to give to my sister and her girlfriend, Florence, for christmas!! When you find it, do contact me on.. (we gave this girl id js ad a go ats number =P)

N i js remembered another hilarious 1 !!! ma m8 fred can do this so funny high pitched voice.. so when this boy picks up the phone ee goes

"IIIIIIIIIIIILOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.. WILL YOO BE MY VAL-N-TINE??" Lmao xP

we did more but forgot em xP

[arouse]

Ye. And u say mine was origional. :rolleyes:



You see, mine isn't as childish and moronic as yours. Adding more, mine is basically never televised on such programs as The Simpsons.

[RealmOftheClaw]

i have done some really stupid ones. heres one that i did when my godcousins were over.

me:Can i order a cake
guy:we don't sell cakes
me:this is the bakery isn't it?
guy:no this is the bowling place
me:ok make that a choclate cheese cake.
guy:mam we don't sell cakes and is a choclate cheese cake even possible?
me:yea they put the cheese in the cake with the cream and the brown stuff.
guy:mam...we don't sell cakes...this is a bowling place.
me:yeah ok how much will that cost me?
guy:nothing
me:ok i will come by on monday to pick up my cake your so nice to do it free.
guy:mam-
*hung up*