''Whats A Bus Sorry?'' Your Daft Days..

[Soyers]

Ok my mad lovelies :p as you got a little carried away on my last thread lets just make a new one.

You know that day when you ate cereal with two forks? :eusa_doh: (Yea you!) And last week when you put your mobile phone in the tissue box? :eusa_thin (You again!) And the month before that when you stepped onto the number 22 bus and said 'whats this called again?' :eusa_shif (Ah that was me)..
WELL i want to hear about your off days when you were as daft as.. uhm.. something not too smart.. :eusa_eh:

[Bradd-Aaron]

I was at school and I went up to the woman and ses @Is that sasauge@ when it was!
Tou could tell! and another i was at a school play and i kept calling my sci teacher mum!

[GommeInc]

When someone stole my English Anthology and I got it back when the teacher was asking me a question. It took me 10 mins to find out what she was asking me and it was obvious what she was asking me at the start.

[ramjet]

ok im just wierd today i decided to runround my form rm in registration with no shoes on. on the way id stop and say to peeps

"will u support my campaign to go around the class in 80 days?"

one kid gave 1pound to my cause and i collected 4pound overall, the form tutor was just kinda laffing and screaming all i got was:

WILLIAM *SMILE* WAT ARE YOU DOING?

i didnt no lol.

i even did a victory lap!

o and by the way the shoes thing was my m8s idea - he nicked them!!

im just extremely hyper

thats y they call me the silly spud

[Sketti]

One day when I got up I was completely knackered (tired) and went down to get some brekfast. The only thing was I didn't put milk in my cereal. I put Coca-Cola in! xD

[Concentric]

My dad was getting a new car and he had said when we were chatting about it that he didn't like the wheels it was coming with, so he would probably get different ones. When he came back a few days later with it and we went out to have a look, i looked down at the wheels and said "Oh i see what you mean about the wheels", when they were his new ones :eusa_doh: :eusa_wall

[Xaction]

Lets See

This Morning I Fell Over A Bin Bag Left Outside In The Open

I Keep Leaving My Mobile In The Fridge

I Keep Dropping Ketchup From My Burger On My Clothes

[Fingerboots]

Haha, what are you talking about Soyers, that wasn't meee... Never.. *Cough* :P
The cereal wouldn't fit in the fridge! ;(
Haha, good thread.. I have had many incidents. I've just been so clumsy, keep walking into doors (I start talking to someone and then continue walking through.. Whack!)

[Michael.]

There's a door wide open infront of me, so why do I always walk into the doorframe?

I called my form tutor "Dad".

And while explaining to my friends about the bus not coming and I tried to call for a Private bus (You know, putting your hand out),:

Me: My bus wasn't coming, but then a private bus came.
My friend: Did you call for it?
Me: Yes, I put my hand out for the privates. :Shock: :iamwithst

Oh dear!

[G-flow]

the only thing i've done is put my tv remote in the fridge by accident lol.

[Fingerboots]

I called the oldest teacher in school Dad :') Yeah, doorframes are walk-into-able.. I do too anyway.
I'm forever mishearing things as well, I can have a few unintentional hilarious conversations with people ;D

[la-ur-en]

Ha Ha, recently, i had finished a packet of crisps, and i was listening to my ipod, and instead of putting the packet of crisps in the bin, i put my ipod in the bin, oops...

I remember one time, i called a taxi, and when they asked my name, i stayed silent for about 2 minutes, i had forgotten my own name ha ha...

I remember one time, i was at a hardware store, and they had a pond on display, and i stepped back, and ALMOST fell in it, if it wasn't for my crafty foot movements, but i was still embarssed, cause everyone was lookin at me they must have thought i was a idiot lol!!!

[Ryan]

my mother asked me to go out the kitchen to get a bag of crisps and i came back in with a can and a bar of choc :( lol

[Fingerboots]

Haha Ryan, awwr. :P
Like everyone does, (my granny most of all!) looses stuff in their hands.
Aah, where did I put my jacket?! I had it just a minute ago, quick I'm late!!
- You're wearing it..

[la-ur-en]

I have done that before, only it was with my keys, and i was pulling everything out of my bag, and i was like 'OH MY GOD I HAVE LOST MY KEYS' and then i nearly started crying, when my friend said 'Lauren, calm down, there in your hands!' i was soo relieved!

[SSC7]

I had to water a neighbors plants once (since shes pretty old) and i was completly out of it. I was watering the front plants and then moved on to a small tree next to her door when 2 pretty hot girls I knew stopped by who lived down the road. As I was talking to em i heard them giggle. I didnt know why until one said, "You do know thats plastic right?" I was really embarrased. I think what my response was was like, "Yeah, but the mrs.(old ladys name) thinks it looks pretty cheap and fake so she wants the neighbors to see me watering it." I don't think they believed me

[Azela]

Umm... perphaps the time I fell asleep in the bath, but that really wasn't my fault it was the PIE it lured me in...

Bleh! Nah, serioulsy probably the time i got lost in my town and ended up going up and down the same escalatar 16 times. Yes, we laughed too...

:D

[Michael.]

Lol! That reminds me. I was eating my school dinner once (Yuk!) and I was taking it back to my table, when I walked into somebody and spilt my milk :o.
Everybody kept saying 'Milk it' (from that Kelloggs advert on ages ago) to me. :rolleyes:

And I spilt my cake (Yes with cream on) on the teacher. LMAO!

And I came back from PE and went, "Where's my glasses?!". My friends started laughing cos I was wearing them.

I'm a bit dippy me!

[Fingerboots]

I've fallen asleep in the bath.. :o Oohh, and it was in maths like years ago and we were getting asked our birthdays and I had completely gone mindblank so I said my friends. I couldn't remember mine at all :P

[hellzfrost]

My cousin fell asleep in the bath and nearly drowned lol...
Once I put the milk in the wine glass cabinet lol my mum got angry...

[..xfrankeex..]

Erm, In Art I put Thumb Tacks on my shoes at first it was fun because they made clicking sounds when you walk but then one stuck through to my foot. Enough said

[Dave,]

In P.E once I was getting changed and my mate was next to me and I said hey those are my trousers you are hanging up and then realised I was still wearing mine.

[Kardan]

This is what i hate.

In bed. what tv. :o BAD PROGRAMME! IT'S KIM AND AGGIE!

Where's that remote! I had it a minute ago! Remote! Where are you.

It was in my hand ;(

[nvrspk4]

I've done things of that nature like asking WHERES MY PEN?!?! when its in my pocket, on my desk, on the floor etc :P

[Demi]

get this
i hit a teaher with a tennis ball accidentily
and she said
u just hit a young member of staff

(she was 64)

[Fingerboots]

In P.E once I was getting changed and my mate was next to me and I said hey those are my trousers you are hanging up and then realised I was still wearing mine.
Ahem, I sort of changed into my friends school shirt once :P She was like, ahh, where is it? [Whistles] :P

[Ciaran]

I managed to eat a full bowl of cereal with a fork and only realized after spending a hour trying to eat. INSANEEEEE!! lol

[Pulchritudinous]

I seem to have a habit of pushing doors marked pull, and pulling doors marked push, and getting my shoelaces stuck in escalators. :'(

And once I threw my shoe at the cinema screen, and it dropped down, so I was thinking omg, it's gone behind a wall, and I was panicking that I was gonna have to go to the desk and have to ask to go into the film room or whatever, and then my mate goes, it's a curtain not a wall, so all I had to do was lift up the curtain and retrieve my shoe, I was so relieved, but felt a fool.

Oh yes, and once I had a glass of coke out that I hadn't drank so I thought I'd take it to school in a bottle, and when I got to school I thought it tasted kinda funny, then my mum told me I'm poured her bacardi and coke in the bottle instead, DOH.

Yes I am a fool.

[Ciaran]

lol aimee i have a bad habbit of walking into doors :P

[Pulchritudinous]

lol aimee i have a bad habbit of walking into doors :P

Ok, well, I feel a bit better about myself now, how do you walk into a door?
Unless its all glass, infact that brings back memories of when I was about 7, I ran out of a shop, and headbutted the glass, I was so embarresed, so pretended I'd really hurt myself and I was lying on the floor crying my eyes out.

[Ciaran]

Ok, well, I feel a bit better about myself now, how do you walk into a door?
Unless its all glass, infact that brings back memories of when I was about 7, I ran out of a shop, and headbutted the glass, I was so embarresed, so pretended I'd really hurt myself and I was lying on the floor crying my eyes out.
Lol i usually walk into doors because i try to push instead of pull and i walk dead into it :o ive been chasing my mate before and i ran into a pull door by accident lol

[Michael.]

You know on holiday, when you have massive patio doors looking onto the pool, with red spots on?
I walked into one of those. :|

[Pulchritudinous]

You know on holiday, when you have massive patio doors looking onto the pool, with red spots on?
I walked into one of those. :|

Oh dear....
I bet it hurt. *Laughs*

[Ciaran]

You know on holiday, when you have massive patio doors looking onto the pool, with red spots on?
I walked into one of those. :|
Lol unlucky my mom was messing bout with her mate once and she pushed her mate into a glass green house... :P OUCH it all smashed

[Pulchritudinous]

Lol unlucky my mom was messing bout with her mate once and she pushed her mate into a glass green house... :P OUCH it all smashed

Lol, she wasn't hurt was she?
Me and my cousins were playing football in the dark once, and I kicked the ball and heart a smash, we were all laughing, and we thought it was just a pot, so we went back inside the house, and when we came out the next day one of the tiles on the greenhouse was smashed, we never owned up though, my auntie still thinks it was the weather...:eusa_shif

[Ciaran]

Lol, she wasn't hurt was she?
Me and my cousins were playing football in the dark once, and I kicked the ball and heart a smash, we were all laughing, and we thought it was just a pot, so we went back inside the house, and when we came out the next day one of the tiles on the greenhouse was smashed, we never owned up though, my auntie still thinks it was the weather...:eusa_shif
Alright? after being chucked trough a green house... ermm no lol

[Jase]

in my old school (yr 6) me and my m8s had the job of settin up the hall at christmas and they had one of those candle things u proberly know wht is gonna happen next xP i knocked all the candles and and shoved it into the couboard and left it there :( i still dunno if they have found it yet

[Pulchritudinous]

Alright? after being chucked trough a green house... ermm no lol

Oh right, she got eaten by a plant. ;)

[lukeisok]

I Walked Into A Wall

[Pulchritudinous]

Yeah, I do that, I think it has some kind of magnet in it, that attracts me to it, do you have the same disorder?
I have a habit of turning this corner to my bedroom and hitting my hip on the dado rail, my hip is always bruised.

[Ciaran]

Oh right, she got eaten by a plant. ;)
Yeh thats the one...

Im always walking into walls its basicly a hobby now

[Pulchritudinous]

A hobby? What a lame excuse.

[Ciaran]

I know im ashamed...
Lol ermm well on topic im having a well ermmm one of those days, this morning i used body wash on my hair and tried to eat my cereal with a little spoon :(

[Soyers]

I was recently in a serious conversation, before hand i was told to pay attention.. of course half way through i had drifted off into a land of my own [i really couldnt help it] and when i came back to reality everyone was standing, wide eyed looking at me.. the best thing i could think of saying was
'totally' then i ran away :/

P.s Never hide in the loos! Thats the first place they come looking for ye *eep*

[infatuation]

Lol, we were getting slushees at the store, and my friend had the same straw as me.. so i took hers and started to drink it. BAHAHA
it was sooo funny :']
she was like "HEY WHERES MINE!"

[Soyers]

I have aload of boxes in my room at the moment, like big ones and stuff. Anyway i needed to get to a chest of draws to i started climing over the boxes, my foot went right through one and i toppled over! I was stuck there for a good 10 minutes wriggling trying to get out!
Everyone was out and the only living thing that came along was my cat, she pranced up onto my bed, looked at me, meowed then left! Lovely :rolleyes:

[Fingerboots]

:D I remember how this topic started.. Ahh, the good ol' days. Soyers, awww. Teehee that's so funny. Hmm, what have I done stupid recently? Oh this is really old but I got this toy thing once and I was with my friends in town by a fountain, I decided to see if it floats. It did, I went to grab it and I fell in. xD
Wow that was embarrasing :P

[Magnet]

Sorry to bring this up but I want to say some stuff lmao xP

One time, last year, I went with my mate to Chester. Anyhoo we where in Morrisons and I have this habit to pick leaves. So I tried to pick a leaf of a big plant but it was fake and it toppled on top of me. I was soo embarressed so I walked off silently o.o

Another time, I was in an indian place in Chester (again) and I finished my curry so I got up to get more. I had reached the bit where you got more and was about to pour some more when I realised I'd forgotten my plate.

Another time, a good 4 years ago. Me and my old mate (Now enemy :P) went inside a wardrobe (nothing bad, don't worry :P) and the wardrobe can lock. And it got locked and I couldn't unlock it. Me and my mate were stuck in their. My brother came and didn't help and my mate was supposed to leave an hour ago. His dad was their and my brother hadn't told them we were in their. The wardrobe nearly fell over before we barged out, then it fell over ;P

[EletricMornings]

im having a laughign fit now :(
i walked home from school today and i was like 5 minets from home and ni forgots my bag so i had to walk back to get it and the door was locked but i was daydreaming so i walked into it :(

[Aliness]

Ive done quite alot of dumb things in my time :(

Ive:

I was eating a chocolate bar and listening to my iPod,
When I went to bite the chocolate, I bite my iPod :|
THat was kinda weird,

Urh,

When My mom calls me to go move summat on the floor [Like my guitar]
Coz she sez people will trip over it, I shout 'Ok mammm' so I walk upstairs,
Trip over it, Sit on the floor for like ten minutes, then blankly walk downstairs
forgetting everything. TIll she shouts again.

I once brought Eggs home in a TESCO plastic bag on my bike [
Im not good at riding bikes(I crash into trees)] and Its like a
10min ride to the shops, So I went ALL THE WAY THERE, and
I bought them [out of date :)] and by the time i got home,
There was orange mush in a mushy box :l and sometimes,


I walk into doors forgetting to open them

Pssh :)
My bad :s

[EletricMornings]

im having a laughing fit now

[Becky.]

on holiday we went to arrivals at the airport and asked everyone when the next flight took off :eusa_doh:

[Becky.]

i also spent a whole 2 weeks wondering where my tv remote had gone, then l8er i went to school and looked through my bag to find my remote in there

[Clarissa]

I was looking for my glasses today and they were on my head rofl, I do that all the time :eusa_doh:

[Adam$]

I kind of spilled the beans to my friends brother. My friend told me in the morning that his nextdoor neighbour had died, and in the afternoon, I said, "I hear Jim's died, then??"
He then goes, "Has he died?", and got upset, so I had to think of something, so I said, "oh no, it wasn't you, it was my mate's nextdoor neighbour".

I really put my foot in it.

[Clarissa]

Also I walked into patio doors and gave myself concusion.

[Addie]

I asked my sister wat ´´Lol´´ means. Lmao

[Moth]

Ehh, sometimes I call my friend Beth Liz, and my friend Liz Beth.