Definition of RuneScape

[omgabear]

I gotta admit, they got it exact.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/RuneScape

Try read the whole thing... I dare you.

[Cigaret]

ROFL!!!!! i got bored after the first paragraph ;]

[the wombats]

Another true one.

[Scriptermone]

Lol: When Playing RuneScape you may recieve a random event which can be rewarding or disastrous! One Random Event is:

Obesity: There is a 50% chance that you will become obese. After that there is a 30% chance that you will die of too much body fat.
AIDS: It has been proven that 12% of people who buy dragon legs/skirt from other players get some AIDS from the infected blood of the dragon seeping into their skin. These are non-tradeble and are best being high alched.

[Havoc_Generator]

Biography of Zezima

1956: Born on a cold winter day, his father was a proffesor at the university of Harderwijk (http://uncyclopedia.org/index.php?title=Harderwijk&action=edit) in the classic languages, his mother is the founder of JaGex. 1975: After having a nearly fatal accident on his tricycle, he never dared to go outside again. 15th of July, 1980: The day, that Zezima crept into his basement. He never saw daylight again.

[Barwy]

lol to the post above

I read the whole thing, tis quite funny

[JonJon]

That is great :P

[Nixt]

Lol, I love that site.. Give me some satire anyday

[Many]

You could just define it to - BORING
*Wait for runescape players to abuse me* :(

[Eye!]

lol @ that

zezima bot 2.0 kill ythe old nite.5

[Lord_Gig]

Yea it's funny but they rip runescape players, which is the saddest one...?

Playing a decent online game or spending a few days writing about whats sad about it?

[Golden.Hawk]

cudnt read more then fist paragraph but i dnt eat mc donalds and im as skinny as a rake lol well not skinny im quiet built lol but so i guess that bits wrong

[JonJon]

You could just define it to - BORING
*Wait for runescape players to abuse me* :(

*abuses*

[-Atreyu]

ROFL

Most free players believe that you have to pay to be a member. Not true. The easiest way is to pray to the Gods of RuneScape to make you a member. If they refuse your prayer, you stay a free player for the rest of your days. If they accept it, you have committed blasphemy, and will be smitten by the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

The second way is to murder someone who is a member, and steal his account. Of course, JaGeX has added bank PINs, so you can't get any of the stuff in their banks.

And what person would waste there time writing all this? lol

[JonJon]

Someone of the similes are great: Pets are a completely useless item put on RuneScape to entertain noobs. First there are cats; cats are like noobs, they beg you for your fish.

Other funny stuff, randoms event sections is great.

River troll: Appears when you've fished too much. Follows you all over Runescape and the forums, flaming you constantly at a level that is adjusted for your combat level. When killed, it drops useless bait. I found that funniest.

Bushtuka trials: Ant and Dec make you eat King worms and gnome eyes. It is advisable you eat as much as you can to gain meals for your clan, thus making them happy.
AIDS: It has been proven that 12% of people who buy dragon legs/skirt from other players get some AIDS from the infected blood of the dragon seeping into their skin. These are non-tradeble and are best being high alched.
Crabs: These nasty random events come from the Fremmenik Province, here they get bored of being slayed and wander off into some one's pants. Crabs can also be acquired from the Fally barmaid for a small fee of course.

All great too, all of them are great!

[Stress Free]

They call us sad but how fuçking sad must they be to write all that lol

[JonJon]

It was all funny until the end, where they made fun of Nitey :(

"So, Andrew created the Zezima 2.0 by killing the robot The Old Nite.05"

[computer screen]

i read the first paragraph and im like wth i could be playing rs right now :P

[Stress Free]

i read the first paragraph and im like wth i could be playing rs right now :PRofl ..

[Hartleys]

Lol it doesn't make a lost of sense. " to become the fattest" :s

[Stress Free]

I liked the
In Runescape, many people use abbreviations to make communication easier.

Examples include:

Owned = 'Earlier today we bought your character off of E-bay for $40.'
F2P = 'Fart to play'
Gp = 'Gay Power'; The currency in RunEscape.
G2g = 'I have(got) to go ****'; Don't let anyone fool you this actually means the person isn't interested in you and wants to log out change worlds and go offline.
PvP = Killing other players to steal their stuff.
PK = 'Player Killer'; Someone who gets so angry at another player that he finds out where they live and kills them. However, before that, he forces them to hand over their password.
P2P = 'Pee to Play'
FAGex = The makers of this game, these computer nerds usually refer to themselves as "The gods of RuneScape" or "the Runescape Wizards" (The original names of the staff were ****** and SEX so they merged those names together).
Lag = This is caused by the cheap Jagex's servers, which cause your computer to freeze. The people at JAGex are not willing to buy 'new' servers; In fact, they just found the ones they already have in the dumpster.
Buying = This does not technically mean buying, instead it means I'm going to scam the next fool that sells me something.....super ***'s
Selling = Read above.
Wiz'Boots = Boots that have served as pottys
BRB = *Burp*

[-Atreyu]

THE COLLECTIBLE CARD GAME! Run Escape: TCG was fairly popular for a while, until the first ever tournament was completely ruined when Zezima choked to death on a level 99 card and sued Jagex for over $100 which left them bankrupt. Zezima may be powerful now, but you ain't seen nothing if you weren't there for the previous versions of RuneScape. Rumor has it that he even beat the choose-your-own-adventure book before it was completed.

How can he sue them if he choked to death?

[A4AOwen]

Haha thats funny!

[Royksopp]

not what we normally get? lol it's ok i guess i like the things said about gower ^_^

[joshualit]

Hey, I play, and I am not fat:)

[Skillz]

Abit long to read

[Jordey]

In 2000, Fagsex released the Zezima Robot 1.0. First, the robot was used for space but after the robot saw andrew jacking off to his runescape account it learned how to play. It ran on a 2.0 gigabyte sex monster which needed sex every night at 7. This was better then the Zezima Robot 0.5 because it needed lesbian sex and Jagex could not afford women.

[JonJon]

Who exactly is Gower?

[Mr.Sam]

Girls are another rare item on RuneScape, perhaps just as rare as a partyhat. They are similar to a Partyhat in many ways, one of them being the activity in the head region, the other is if you find a real one, you can sell them for 200mil each. 10% of the RuneScape population is made up of females, and 90% of that 10% are guys posing as girls. These are called She-males, an example of this would be 'Mta 48', one who snuck into a clan by disguising himself as a girl, and using his feminine personality to seduce and manipulate the clan members, resulting to many phats and free items. Thus, RuneScape dating is like a casino with a 10% chance of an outcome that you are dating a girl.If you do get lucky and she is a female, then there is a 90% chance that shes a bored 40 year old housewife, whose getting back at her husband by cybering boys a year or 2 older than her own son. Disgusting we know, but alas online gaming is the refuge of dirty old ladies as chat rooms are for dirty old men

rofl that made me laugh

[frozen.]

Who exactly is Gower?

Andrew Gower, creator of runescape.

Honestly, if they hate it so much, why don't they just sue RuneScape?

[omgabear]

Andrew Gower, creator of runescape.

Honestly, if they hate it so much, why don't they just sue RuneScape?

sue them for?

[deadfrog]

lol ive seen that before its uite amausing espically all the zezima stuff!

[Ryan.]

Rofl i'm gonna read this =]
Paragraph 3 lol

[JonJon]

Rofl i'm gonna read this =]
Paragraph 3 lol

Don't stop, it's all good. :)

[Ryan.]

lol don't worry i had a 'power dump' and now i'm bk to read more lol :)

:o
RuneScape has three types of combat. These three types of combat form a "combat triangle", where each type of combat is advantageous over one of the others, but is weak against the third. The three types are called paper, rock, and scissors.

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