Your teachers favourite quotes.

[Many]

God they're annoying. Heres what my teacher says..
Teacher: Oh you have a detention now..
Me: WHY?!
Teacher: Yes y comes after x..
Me: What?!
Teacher: Yes whatt, thomas whatt - invented the steam engine..
Me: For god sake
Teacher: One more word..
Me: *gives up eventually*

What does your teacher say?!

[Nixt]

If you say "Oh My God"
My teacher likes to say "No I am not God, just your teacher" >.>

[Oliver46]

We were in the IT Office one morning...

Teacher: Look at this ****ing laptop everytime I touch the ****ing screen it goes all fuzie!

Me: HA, HA, HA! LOL!

Teacher: It isn’t funny, I’ll return to my classroom and next thing you know I’ll be rolling around on the floor with epilepsy, foam coming from my mouth and everything!

[Nixt]

My French Teacher: Bonjour...
Tis the only damn word of French she can speak :D

[Leuven]

My teacher walks into the room and says " alright, calm down you wreckless monkeys" and we always throw a a bannana at him.

[Axel]

My teacher walks into the room and says " alright, calm down you wreckless monkeys" and we always throw a a bannana at him.

Do all the people in your class have Bananas?

[AdamCookie!]

Teacher: Get out.
Me: What the hell have I done?
Teacher: You can go to hell if you wish.
Me: What the **** are you talking about?
Teacher: In future use the word sex.
Me: Shut up

[Stab]

Ok im gonna think about this and post in here, because my form teacher is German, and she doesnt speak, well actually she speaks well, but she often get confused.
The quote is something about our manners, then she says we are polite or something i dont know ill think.

[Zenzi]

Teacher: Look at this ****ing laptop everytime I touch the ****ing screen it goes all fuzie!


Ditto. Ditto Ditto Ditto. Almost exact, but it was about the Interactive Whiteboards.

[-:Undertaker:-]

My science teacher Mr.Mercer has a few quotes :P


"Gabby by name, Gabby by NATURE !"
"Rightttttttttttttttttt ok"
"Titanic"
"Scotty Road"
"Years ago"
"There should be a rule in this school.."
He's a good teacher though :)

[Deiondre]

My English teacher quotes random Shakespere to us

[Nixt]

Hmmm... My tutor takes the pee out of someone in our year; he makes funny sounds and my tutor imitates him.. so it's kinda like:

"Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep"

[Arisham]

My Maths teacher always use to be able to twist words round so good. He was really quick witted.

Person: Sir whats the time?
Teacher: Time you got a watch

Person: Sir whats the time?
Teacher: It's right about now

Person: Sir can I go to the toilet?
Teacher: I hope you can at your age

Person: Can we have a games lesson today?
Teacher: Yes. We will play a great game. You have to try and get as much work done as possible

It was so annoying. We always had to try and re-phrase the sentence, but then he would twist it.

[omgabear]

my BCT teacher keeps saying "Champion"

[Jargit]

In our school. Teachers seem to not finish their sentences.


Example

( we were whistling in the corridor )
TEACHER: If everyone did that then...( and walked off )

[Rizla]

"Scotty Road" I'm trying to imagine why a teacher would say that... "I'm from Scotty Road" "Talking like you're from Scotty road" ? o.O

[jstar953]

well, there's one main phrase that all the teachers in the school use for our class:

"SHUT UPPPPPP!!"

then everyone goes silent and looks at the teacher weirdly .. than carries on. lol

[-:Undertaker:-]

I'm trying to imagine why a teacher would say that... "I'm from Scotty Road" "Talking like you're from Scotty road" ? o.O



He talks about Scotty Road all the time, I think he was born there or something, He's about 60/62

[Playgirl]

My tutor always says 'my space thanks!' when people talk over her and 'back to base thanks' when people get out of their seats.

[Uwe]

'son' - Mr Beattie

[Playgirl]

Mrs Taylor - 'stop and listen. STOP. AND. LISTEN'

That does my head in.

[Many]

My teacher likes to say: Excoo-me meaning excuse me..

[Shatter]

Me: Oh God!!
Teacher: Dont blame god it isnt his fault! *crys*

Bloody R.E teacher.

[Havoc_Generator]

Whenever we start to get a bit loud in maths our teacher shouts out please!!!! please!!!! but as he is indian or something.. it comes out like police!!! police!!!... amuses us..

[Playgirl]

Whenever we start to get a bit loud in maths our teacher shouts out please!!!! please!!!! but as he is indian or something.. it comes out like police!!! police!!!... amuses us..

lmao that sounds so funny!

There's this really annoying German teacher who's always like 'right gang!' and 'come on team!' He's so annoyingly over-enthusiastic.

[Jane]

Hahah my old English teacher. No matter what year you were in she would ALWAYS call you year 9.

"UH, Year niiiiiiiiiiiiiiine, quite frankly, I'm lessssssssssssssss than impressssssssssed"

How I laughed.

[Ryan+Joe]

Mr Kounapte, my maths teacher.

• Stop flabbagastiiiiiiiiiiiing (or something)
• Pack up, pack uuuuuuuuupppppppp!
• Put your table on top of the chairs (yeah, he does it the wrong way round lol)

[Axel]

''Shut up Jack''

[Bugsey6]

"You little ruffians"

[RLY-CRAIG?]

lmao that sounds so funny!

There's this really annoying German teacher who's always like 'right gang!' and 'come on team!' He's so annoyingly over-enthusiastic.

LOL We have a teacher like that an all

[Lindzi]

mines such an idiot she just keeps going "I'll send you to mr so-and-so" lazy :P

[Eoin]

My maths teachers is "RIGHTTT!!!"

[Lycan]

The bell doesn't tell you when to go, it just rings

the only certain things in life are death and tax's

[Ree...]

my english teacher just has sooooooooooo many sarky comments

hes quite funny actuly

but my history teacher
as soon as i walk in
"rhian, ur not sitting with ur friends today, sit over there"
"why"
"dont argue with me"
"huh"
"get out"
"whaaaat?!"
"GET OUT OF MY CLASSROOM"

[Eckuii]

The classical:

Teacher: if he told you to jump of a bridge, would you?
Pupil: If it wasnt going over 40 MPH then yes :)

[joshuar]

I have so many I don't quite know where to start, my form tutor uses the same all the time:
"Will you listen please?" leaving about 3 seconds before saying it again.

[Shoovers]

My p.e teacher: Go and run round the field son OR shut it numpty

[AdamCookie!]

My p.e teacher: Go and run round the field son OR shut it numpty

PE Teachers are like that.

[Topjak]

My form tutor: Suth you plank..... SUTH TURN ROUND! Somebody hit him
*TWACK*
Ah Nice of you to join us Suth

(Note: Suth IS NOT me)


My English Teacher (at beginning of lesson): RIGHT You horrible bunch! Christ i've stepped in things better looking than most of you, sort out your uniform... before you leave.

(She ruled!)

[Blinger1]

mine said we were his best class but we hanged sh... on him all the time ?!

[Rou]

My science teacher kept calling people a Brainless Baboon.

[Not-Girly-Girl7]

My grade 4 teacher really dis-liked me and one girl , we drove her off the wall :) Lol, she got so mad she through a book and her quotes were....

Guuurrrrllzzz
And.. If we did stuff in Gym She'd say...
Were going to blow them out of the water or
At first you don't succeed

We were like yah its not a soapyyy opera xD

[GommeInc]

My Year 9 teacher used to call us "Filthy little toe rags" when we were naughty.

My L and T teacher used to randomly say "Let's write about the sex life of a camel."

My French teacher used to say "I am not your mate," "Get out, get out of the room!" " I don't think that is very funny" "I don't get it..." (she does not know many English phrases and expressions, so most of her quotes were confused quotes).

An English teacher in my year (didn't teach me, but she did sometimes when a teacher was ill_ used to say "Ah boys!" in a funny way.

My old Science teacher used to say "Ah noooooooooooo" and put loads of "ahs" in front of what he said.

My other Science teacher who replaced him when he retired used to always say "Stop procrastinating!" and "Right gentleman, safety goggles on!"

And that's all I remember :D

[cli62]

R.E teacher- always puts Ah in front of every sentence.. very annoying

IST teacher- he says a sentence and waits for us to finish it

Canteen lady- calls people boofheads

History teacher- calls people possums

[Nixt]

My tutor has found a new obsession. He, worryingly, has fallen in love with Johnny Cash... So if you speak to him, he spins round and says
"JOHNNY CASH ~ THE MAN IN BLACK" >.>