lol try this

[ramjet]

in a dirty duck pub say :

ill have a poo milkshake please and hey presto this happens

http://img150.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img150&image=milkshake0ma.png

hahaha such fun

[Ezzie.]

that's well funny ;)

[ramjet]

hehehe sumtimes they say dont get a milk moustache! u gotta say it tho no shouting else they tell you to calm down

[Ezzie.]

lol :) we learn somthing new and constructive every day :P

[Adzeh]

lol, its so funny teasing the bots lmao.

[Azela]

What crisps would that be?

Andrex flavoured one's???

[ramjet]

lmao its my nu hobby