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Biseinen
22-07-2006, 05:43 PM
Someone at my work lost a testical today. He's in the hospital and we've been updated on his situation.

I feel bad for him... Lol. Even though it's kind of funny... (Not really, but I'm sick like that. xD)

He was lifting a heavy crate and it accidently dropped onto it when it was wedged ontop of another crate/box thing. I have no idea how he did that, but he did...

Anything 'painful' like that happen to you? Lol.

Impossible
22-07-2006, 05:45 PM
Like, dude, THATS MORE THAN PAINFUL OOMMGG

cocaine
22-07-2006, 05:49 PM
bloody hell a TESTICLE?

WHANGFACE
22-07-2006, 05:54 PM
That made me lean over and cringe :(

cocaine
22-07-2006, 05:55 PM
I feel more 'fragile' in a way

Expanding
22-07-2006, 05:57 PM
Ahh
You mean lose as in crushed
Or lose as in popped out of the sack
Ive never lost one -touchwood- and never plan to
OUCHH
That must have hurt so much. I mean a soccerball or a basketball to the balls kills but having one gone OUCHHHH
I cant even begin to imagine what that felt like
Poor guy

Josh-H
22-07-2006, 05:57 PM
I'm going to take care of mine from now on!

RLY-CRAIG?
22-07-2006, 05:57 PM
OMG That maks me cringe even thinking about it

Biseinen
22-07-2006, 05:58 PM
Yup, I dunno which testical, but all I heard was screaming and him shouting some words that... Well, I can't say on here.

OH, and some of the girls were like. "Hey, it's not that bad". THEY ARE FRICKEN INSANE!

Charles
22-07-2006, 06:00 PM
That made me lean over and cringe :(
Same, feel so sorry for him.

Expanding
22-07-2006, 06:01 PM
Was it crushed???

Biseinen
22-07-2006, 06:03 PM
Not exactly sure, but all we know at the moment is that h'es "Lost it".

Expanding
22-07-2006, 06:04 PM
Blooming 'eck
Poor Guy

Herman
22-07-2006, 06:09 PM
That's got to hurt, ALOT. I feel sorry for him, hope he's okay.

Robzor
22-07-2006, 06:11 PM
O.O i wish him good luck !
and i cant imagine what it would feel like !

cocaine
22-07-2006, 06:20 PM
You'd be in shock for the rest of your lives.

Wootzeh
22-07-2006, 06:21 PM
Did it come out of his mouth?

Neversoft
22-07-2006, 06:22 PM
Oh my god, a testical. Jeeze, that must've killed.

Josh-H
22-07-2006, 06:24 PM
Hes only got half the lil guys of everyone else now!

hes gonna be at a major disadvantage with the ladies

Biseinen
22-07-2006, 06:26 PM
Hes only got half the lil guys of everyone else now!

hes gonna be at a major disadvantage with the ladies

On the other hand. Could be an ice breaker...

"Hey ladies"
"Hey cutie..."
"I've only got one testical, but don't worry, it's all still fully functional!"
"O_O"

Okay, maybe not. Lol.

iluvben
22-07-2006, 08:14 PM
Oh my ;[[ I will never take my testicles for granted -rubs- ;]

Riico
22-07-2006, 08:15 PM
That made me lean over and cringe :(

Amen to that

kasi
22-07-2006, 08:22 PM
Lol. Even though it's kind of funny... (Not really, but I'm sick like that. xD)
yes it is lmao.

iluvben
22-07-2006, 08:23 PM
yes it is lmao.
If you had testicles don't worry you would cringe :p

Nemo
22-07-2006, 08:25 PM
when that girl in my class kneed my there for taking her tie that bloomin hurt, was on the floor for like 5minutes, but dam that must hurt a lot.....

ilovejordan
22-07-2006, 08:54 PM
when that girl in my class kneed my there for taking her tie that bloomin hurt, was on the floor for like 5minutes, but dam that must hurt a lot.....


I dont see how it could hurt that much?

RedStratocas
22-07-2006, 08:57 PM
It must of hurt a lot. But i dont think it would have hurt a lot just because its a testical, any body part hurts if it gets cut off.

Getting hit there hurts more than any other body part. Haha

Kasabian
22-07-2006, 08:58 PM
Getting kicked in the bollocks with Stilettos, That hurts(I only got kicked for playing football and not passing to her >.<).
But loosing it, Ouch.

Oh, I've broke my arm in athletics, It was an S shape on the Xray.

Ryan+Joe
22-07-2006, 08:59 PM
Ouchzz.

Riico
22-07-2006, 09:02 PM
Girls , for you you have childbirth , we have being kicked in the balls or losing one . At school we came up with a description for the pain:
Death without dying. Its painfull , dont ever grow balls women

Victimized
22-07-2006, 09:03 PM
Darn, he will have to try extra hard at having kids now.....

ilovejordan
22-07-2006, 09:05 PM
Girls , for you you have childbirth , we have being kicked in the balls or losing one . At school we came up with a description for the pain:
Death without dying. Its painfull , dont ever grow balls women


You can never compare being kicked in the balls to giving birth.
Giving birth can kill you and can go on for hours

Kasabian
22-07-2006, 09:08 PM
You can never compare being kicked in the balls to giving birth.
Giving birth can kill you and can go on for hours

..but you choose to give birth, We do not say "Ok, You can kick me in the balls".

Victimized
22-07-2006, 09:09 PM
Well i dunno some people may have a fetish for that sortof thing.

ilovejordan
22-07-2006, 09:09 PM
..but you choose to give birth, We do not say "Ok, You can kick me in the balls".

Not really. Theres only 2 ways to have a baby and both aren't very pleasant :P

Kasabian
22-07-2006, 09:27 PM
1) Your own choosing (Sex)
2) Rape. <- That's how sad the filter is.

:rolleyes:.

Liberation
22-07-2006, 09:43 PM
:o Poor Guy. Hope he gets better and man that must have hurt like real bad!

sarey
22-07-2006, 09:46 PM
Ouch.
I didnt cringe.
But my facial expressions was more than enough.

Again.. OUCH.
Hope hes ok. x

ilovejordan
22-07-2006, 09:48 PM
1) Your own choosing (Sex)
2) Rape. <- That's how sad the filter is.

:rolleyes:.

Exactly but its the mans decision too in both of those.
Unless a woman ra;pes a man to become pregnant which i've never heard of

RedStratocas
22-07-2006, 09:59 PM
You can never compare being kicked in the balls to giving birth.
Giving birth can kill you and can go on for hours

True.


..but you choose to give birth, We do not say "Ok, You can kick me in the balls".

Obviously youve never seen jackass


Exactly but its the mans decision too in both of those.
Unless a woman ra;pes a man to become pregnant which i've never heard of

That happens a lot. Thats one of the main debates within abortion actually.

Kasabian
22-07-2006, 10:21 PM
Obviously youve never seen jackass

I have, I've got the movie & some episodes recorded on deeveedee.

But they do it for a laugh, and when a girl kicks you in the ball,s Do you think it's for sheer pleasure?

ilovejordan
23-07-2006, 12:30 AM
I still don't see how its that painful to be kicked in the balls

jordybumz!
23-07-2006, 12:31 AM
I still don't see how its that painful to be kicked in the balls
It just does lmao.

RedStratocas
23-07-2006, 12:32 AM
I still don't see how its that painful to be kicked in the balls

Its hard to explain. I guess because of the sensitivity of them.:P

ilovejordan
23-07-2006, 12:35 AM
but how can it be so painful to make a lad roll on the floor and that ?

Neversoft
23-07-2006, 12:36 AM
I still don't see how its that painful to be kicked in the balls

If you were male you wouldn't be saying that. Being kicked in the balls kills!

RedStratocas
23-07-2006, 12:49 AM
but how can it be so painful to make a lad roll on the floor and that ?

I could probaby explain it, but it would be the most disgusting thing ever.:p

ilovejordan
23-07-2006, 12:50 AM
I could probaby explain it, but it would be the most disgusting thing ever.:p

explain plz

Glory
23-07-2006, 12:56 AM
I'd probly go into a comma from the pain lol

RedStratocas
23-07-2006, 12:57 AM
explain plz

Hmm, I could probably explain it without it being that bad.

Think of it this way: The places on your body with the most skin hurt the least. If you slam your bare foot on the floor, it doesnt hurt that much. Theres thick skin on the bottom of your foot. Now slam your arm on the ground. Probably hurts more.

Now the balls (hahah) have barely any skin. AND there is no bone in there to protect it or support it. It would be like if your hand had no bone in it and you hit it on a table. There are so many ways it could bend and squish, it would probably hurt a lot.

ilovejordan
23-07-2006, 12:59 AM
but your hand has thick skin?

RedStratocas
23-07-2006, 01:00 AM
but your hand has thick skin?

Not really, you can pinch the skin pretty well on top of your hand. You cant grab your skin on the bottom of your foot.

Biseinen
25-07-2006, 01:48 PM
Update: Cassie, you need to be a boy to understand the pain. Lol.

Update 2: He's now out of the hospital in a wheelchair for 3 months. He has had it sewn up and lost it completly. He won't be able to walk for up to six months. (Something to do with the nerves in the legs).

But he said he feels better. :p

Many
25-07-2006, 01:52 PM
****, was it like mashed?
like u could of made some sort of meal wit it.

ReInfected
25-07-2006, 02:01 PM
Someone at my work lost a testical today.
Damn! where did i drop that testical?

Virgin Mary
25-07-2006, 02:04 PM
A man's esteem lies in his genitals.

ReInfected
25-07-2006, 02:06 PM
Hmm, I could probably explain it without it being that bad.

Think of it this way: The places on your body with the most skin hurt the least. If you slam your bare foot on the floor, it doesnt hurt that much. Theres thick skin on the bottom of your foot. Now slam your arm on the ground. Probably hurts more.

Now the balls (hahah) have barely any skin. AND there is no bone in there to protect it or support it. It would be like if your hand had no bone in it and you hit it on a table. There are so many ways it could bend and squish, it would probably hurt a lot.
Wrong. It has nothign to do with skin at all. We all have 3 layers of skin everywhere on our body. The reason our balls hurt so much when they are disturbed is because there are so many sensitive nerves in there. Hundreds about. With said that, even if u just do a little flick, it can be the worst pain :(

GJay
27-07-2006, 05:58 PM
Poor dude, i'm glad he's feeling better now.

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