My friend's "accident" Actually true!

[Victimized]

Right, i got inspired by the other quite awful thread but this story is actually true and the guy still gets stick for it 4 years on.
Right it was last day of term in year 7 and this guy, Ryan asks to go to the toilet, he goes out and all is normal. He is gone for ages, like 20 minutes and then he comes in looking flustered and nervous. Then this smell fills the room when he closes the door, he turns around to talk to me it turns out there was no toilet roll left in the toilets so he had to use his own pants to wipe his ****! Some ****y dude overheard us talking and shouts it out in the class and the teacher asked him if it was true and sends him home!
We now call the poor guy Crusty!

[JonJon]

The moral of the story is: never go for a crap in school.

I never do, it's just eww.... number 1 sure, but going for a crap in school.... can't bare the thought.

[Drooped]

i'd of walked home. eff that.

talk about social reject?

[Victimized]

I never even go for a pee in the school toilets now incase something goes wrong, i do feel sorry for the guy but he could have been abit more imaginative than just use his boxers.

[Drooped]

I'd never go near a school toilet unless it's for a slash. People that do... i pity them.

I'd rather let my stomach expode.

I know this guy, he did a 'number 2' in school... there was no paper either. He asked some of my mates for toilet roll? they laughed at him, went outside and told everyone. He used his jotter...

i laughed but cringed. DIRTY IDIOT.

[i luv rosie]

I'd never go near a school toilet unless it's for a slash. People that do... i pity them.

I'd rather let my stomach expode.

I know this guy, he did a 'number 2' in school... there was no paper either. He asked some of my mates for toilet roll? they laughed at him, went outside and told everyone. He used his jotter...

i laughed but cringed. DIRTY IDIOT.

don't use white font. :rolleyes:

[JonJon]

i'd of walked home. eff that.

talk about social reject?


Yeh, that's what I did when I smelt dodgy. I don't know why I did though, I didn't like wipe it on boxers or nothing.

[Victimized]

It's pretty hard to walk home where i live though because atleast 3/4 of the school live about 5-10 miles away and get buses and this guy lives about 30 mins away so he would be trekking home and smelling pretty bad.

[i luv rosie]

but thats well ew.

[FREWIN]

dam dats bad!
a kid @ my school had da toilet door kiked open wile doin a #2

[JonJon]

dam dats bad!
a kid @ my school had da toilet door kiked open wile doin a #2

And you were there watching. :rolleyes:

[Diablo10]

I never youse the toilets at school nasty.

[JonJon]

I never youse the toilets at school nasty.

Me neither, except for a slash.

[FREWIN]

And you were there watching. :rolleyes:

lol no. i'd been in 'quarintine' all day. da kid ran past the door cryin...

[JonJon]

lol no. i'd been in 'quarintine' all day. da kid ran past the door cryin...

Sounds funny.

[FREWIN]

wut did? me bein in quarintine?

[JonJon]

wut did? me bein in quarintine?

Nah, him running past the door crying.

[FREWIN]

lol wus the only time i smiled that day!

[Diablo10]

well good thing i dont go in the bathrooms at school i only go to drink water every 2 hours

[Nia12]

eww, he could of used anything else, even his hand, he could of washed them afterwards. :O