\\Tom
04-08-2006, 10:10 AM
There was a hacker. In a night club. Talking to a girl. "Hey babe, give me your Habbo Hotel ferniz and I'll be your BF". She slapped him and he walked out.
THEN, 15 days later, when he had not hacked for three days, he went up to a kid in the street and said "WOTS UR MSN PASS U NOOB" and the kid said "STFU BOB". So dat woz dat.
Then, the police came round the mans house "YAR COME IN" said ze H4cKER... they came in and said "We ave resons 2 beleive dat u ave been hackin lil kids on habbo hotel!" "O YE" said da man, "nd i hacked habboxforum lolz, pwnt" and then the police took him to jail. "NOOOO I WONNA HACK I 1 MORE TIME R I HACK UR MSN M8ZZ"
so then he died. he woke upo and he died again lol.
THEN 19293 DAYS L8R he sold his car on ebay for £213,343,838,919,99292929292929929299,,,19191991! !!!!!11111111111111
THEN HIS MUM LETS HIM OUT COZ SHE HAS BRUTEFORCE 2.31.2.1 FROM IHACKER.COM.CO.UK.BL
THEN HE SAYS DIS STORY IS BULL POO LOL.
HE WILL HACK U HIS NAME IS .. um... FRWNSNANAH!!!!!!!11111111111
LOLZ BYE.:D
THEN, 15 days later, when he had not hacked for three days, he went up to a kid in the street and said "WOTS UR MSN PASS U NOOB" and the kid said "STFU BOB". So dat woz dat.
Then, the police came round the mans house "YAR COME IN" said ze H4cKER... they came in and said "We ave resons 2 beleive dat u ave been hackin lil kids on habbo hotel!" "O YE" said da man, "nd i hacked habboxforum lolz, pwnt" and then the police took him to jail. "NOOOO I WONNA HACK I 1 MORE TIME R I HACK UR MSN M8ZZ"
so then he died. he woke upo and he died again lol.
THEN 19293 DAYS L8R he sold his car on ebay for £213,343,838,919,99292929292929929299,,,19191991! !!!!!11111111111111
THEN HIS MUM LETS HIM OUT COZ SHE HAS BRUTEFORCE 2.31.2.1 FROM IHACKER.COM.CO.UK.BL
THEN HE SAYS DIS STORY IS BULL POO LOL.
HE WILL HACK U HIS NAME IS .. um... FRWNSNANAH!!!!!!!11111111111
LOLZ BYE.:D