Granting game ;o

[Infrontation]

Couldn't think of a name for it ;[
Basically how it works is the person above wishes for something and then the other person grants the wish but with a clause.

Example ;
Post 1 : I wish I had an I-pod
Post 2 : Granted, but you can't upload songs onto it

I'll start with :
I wish I had a million pounds ;]

[brandon]

Granted, but it's stolen from a bank

I wish I was in the BB house

[-Sweex]

Granted but you cant win
I wish i had another dog.

[brandon]

Granted but your other one dies :(

I wish I had a plasma tv

[Azza]

granted but there no on button ^^

i wish i wasnt so tired ^^

[Nixt]

Granted, but you fall asleep anyway!

I wish I wasn't so BORED!

[Azza]

granted but your now annoyed


i wish the weather would stay warm

[sarey]

OMG
STOP POSTING FASTTTTT..

Granted, but you get dehidrated

I wish it was thundering and lightening.

[Azza]

not my fault ^^ normally pp lbeat me..

granted but ur house burns down


i wish i had more moooney <33

[sarey]

Granted, but you loose your house.

I wish i was skinny. lawl ;p

[Azza]

granted but... u get some random disease ^^

i wish i cud stop making typos

[sarey]

Granted, but you loose the letters i and o on your keyboard ^^

I wish i had friends. =[ lmaooo

[Azza]

granted but you nvr see them


i wish i had a pet duck ^^

+ noo letters i + o *crys*

[sarey]

Granted, but its violent and bites you all the time, inwhich it gets set free into the wild. lmao.

I wish i had my boyfriend back =[

[Azza]

granted but he cheats on u


i wish i cud think of a wish ^-^;

[sarey]

He did that last time!!! (rolls eyes very sarcasticly)

Granted, but you forget it. :P

[Azza]

not granted as no wish ^^

i wish keybored was a better pillow ^^

[sarey]

haha oh dear ;o

Granted, but its very hard.

I wish my top had buttons on it rofl

[Azza]

granted but they fall off?

i wish i cud sleep better at night ^^

[sarey]

Granted, but you have to sleep on the floor haha.

I wish i had the guts to speak on microphone.

[Azza]

i <33 floor ^^

anyways granted but your mic breaks ^^


i wish i spent less time on phone ^^

[sarey]

Granted, but you turn to your mobile phone. :D
If you dont have one, you get one, and then turn to that lmao.


I wish i didnt burp so loud :o

[Azza]

granted but u fart 2 loud


i wish i fell less

[sarey]

Granted, but you bang your head alot instead.

I wish i was less tempermental.

[Azza]

granted but u 4got how 2 talk ^^


i wish i cud keep a cloud in my room

[sarey]

Granted, but it dissappears after a while.

I wish people would leave me alone =[

[Azza]

granted but then no1 at all talks 2 u so u get lonely

i wish for world peace
LMAO ^^ i hope i win the contest <33

[sarey]

Granted, but one person wont hand in there gun, and shoots everyone :D

I wish you would loose the contest.

[Azza]

granted but there wasnt any contest ^^


i wish my room was tidy forever

[sarey]

Granted, but the floor will stay dirty forever :P

I wish that i had a jelly pot again rofl

[omgabear]

Granted but your going to DIE!!!!!! (I stink at this game)

I wish you cant mess up my wishes.

[sarey]

Granted, but someone else does. :D

I wish you would accept im a better rhymer than you omgabear. :P

[omgabear]

Granted but everyone knows im lying.

I wish for an AK.47 to kill everyone with

[Azza]

granted but he becomes better than u at everything else

i wish i cud rhyme O_o

[sarey]

Granted, but you can only rhyme for 1 minute.

I wish you would like me omgabear.

[omgabear]

Granted, doesnt mean I dont want to viciously kill you.

I wish for a beer, im thirsty.

[sarey]

LOLOL Shup meanie =[

Granted, but you have another and another, and get drunk lmao.

I wish i wasnt ugly.

[Azza]

granted but every1 h8s u ^^


i wish for a non-spinning fan

[omgabear]

Granted but it cant turn on.

Great self esteem btw illusions, and wats wrong with more than 1 beer? :)

I wish for something to do.

[sarey]

LOL, i get called ugly, and i think im ugly, rofl.

Granted, but you get bored of the thing inwhich to do.

P.S. More than 1 beer can end with you on the floor in your own sick rofl

[Azza]

nvm im jsut gonna die and go 2 sleep ^^

[omgabear]

If people call you ugly, stab them.

Granted, but there all against you.

I wish for more money.

[sarey]

Granted, but you have to steal it.

I wish it was nightime.


Lawl, i woulda stabbed them when i was at school, but i didnt, i cant exactly stab on the pc now can i?:P

[omgabear]

Its night-time here. Plus computer stabbing is easy.

Granted but your.... stupid

I wish for better grades.

[Azza]

shud u rlly bother wat others say? ^^

grantd but... every1 h8s u ^^


i wish for free orange juice ^^

[sarey]

Granted, but when you drink it, it goes down the wrong hole, and it comes out your nose rofllllllmaaooo. ahah ;p

I wish people would stop calling me stupid.

[omgabear]

I dont think that will happen.

I wish for Scrubs Season 4 on dvd to come out.

[Azza]

granted but it dont work

i wish for a magic lamp <33

[sarey]

Granted, but there are no wishes =]

I wish you'd grant this wish.

[Azza]

granted but u turn uber small ^^


i wish 4 duck army ^^


wewt wewt <33 2,500 post rep power up wewt wewt ^^
wow 3.. not very high ^^

[sarey]

lolol

granted, but the duck army is against you and kills you.


i wish i was cold not hot. =[

[omgabear]

I dont think your in any danger of being hot. :)

I wish for something better to do.

[Azza]

wish granted but u get bored of it quickly


i wish for a comfier pillow <33

[sarey]

Granted, but its so soft your head slips off.

I wish i was cold yeah?

[FlyingJesus]

Granted, but it gets hot quickly in my pants.

[sarey]

LOL
Wheres your wish flying?


I wish i had short hair.

[FlyingJesus]

I have no need for wishes, I am perfect.

Anyhoo, granted, but you shall be bald.

For the sake of the game.. I wish I could compose as well as Mozart.

[sarey]

LOL
Granted, but umm WHOS MOZART ROFL.. Granted, but you become bold too. =]

I wish i had long hair now.

[Azza]

granted but u it grows so long u cant see and ur a big fluff ball ^^


i wish my eye wasnt itchy

[omgabear]

LOL
Granted, but umm WHOS MOZART ROFL.. Granted, but you become bold too. =]

I wish i had long hair now.

What the hell? Woflgang Mozart... Hes a composer. Musician, one of the best of all time.

Granted but theres no eye to be itchy

I wish for that beer, im really thirsty now.

[FlyingJesus]

Mozart - incredible classical musician

Granted, but it's warm.

I wish I wasn't so well-endowed.

[sarey]

WELL I DIDNT KNOW DONT YELL AT ME!!!!

Granted, but you are anyway. =]

I wish i was normal.

[FlyingJesus]

Granted, but then you're not allowed to complain about being different ^_^

I wish I wasn't hungry.

[sarey]

Granted, but you become thirsty


I wish i didnt have to go.

[Azza]

granted but u pee ur self in bed 2night ^^

i wish i wasnt sooo tired

[FlyingJesus]

Granted, but you have insomnia and have memory loss

I wish I was made of wood

[sarey]

=[ I dont wanna speak to alterations.

I wish i did have to go:D

[Azza]

granted but u pee urself now.


i wish for a less back sore chair

[sarey]

Granted, but the chair is wonky. =]

Ok im going now, next wish is...
I wish i had ice cream.
Cya <3

[FlyingJesus]

Granted, but it's poo flavoured.

I wish I had a thruppence piece.

[Azza]

granted but its all broken? i dunno wat that even is.. ^^

i wish the sky was multicoloured

[FlyingJesus]

Granted but it means you get multi-coloured sunburn/tan.

I wish I had signal for my mobile.

[Azza]

granted but ur credit is dead


i wish i had something cold 2 eat

[FlyingJesus]

Granted but it freezes your mouth shut

I wish everyone bowed down to me

[sarey]

Granted, but it's poo flavoured.

I wish I had a thruppence piece.

Eww....
*slaps*

Granted, but some do not.

I wish people would stop spamming my msn.

[FlyingJesus]

Granted, but no-one talks to you at all ^_^

I wish 13 year-olds didn't cyber-slap me =P

[sarey]

GOOD THATS GOOD.
:( Granted, but only one does. (me) :D


I wish.... people wouldnt lie. :)

[FlyingJesus]

Granted, but you have accept reality :P

I wish people just agreed with me.

[sarey]

Granted, but some do not, and you will just have to face it that sometimes your wrong. rofl

I wish i would accept reality :P

[FlyingJesus]

Granted, but you're 13 :D

I wish I owned a castle.

[sarey]

roflmao.

:( shame that.

Granted, but it gets bombed, and you die. WOOHOO joking not woohoo wa wa =]

I wish my back wasnt aching =[

[FlyingJesus]

Granted, but you no longer have a back.

I wish I knew how to use a fancy sword.

[sarey]

Haha, if i didnt have a back, id be all floppy. rofl.

Granted, but while using it, it falls on the floor, upwards, and you fall onto it. :D


I wish i wasnt so gorry minded. :D

[FlyingJesus]

Granted, but you lose all form of imagination

I wish I could be bothered to keep writing my book

[sarey]

Granted, but you loose it :P

I wish you would give my imagination back.

[FlyingJesus]

Granted, but you have to pay me for it.

I wish I hadn't just finished my lasy can of Coke.

[sarey]

Granted, but you get flooded with the amount that have returned as they all popped due to the cans being shaken up. LOL

I wish i had enough money to pay flying for my imagination back =[

[FlyingJesus]

Granted, but you have to do "special jobs" to get it.

I wish I didn't get drowned in Coke.

[sarey]

Granted, but everyone else does rofl.

I wish i knew the special jobs.... ;)

[FlyingJesus]

Granted, and they involve not having much space. Plus, you should know by now that I only care about myself, so your "but everyone else does" wouldn't be such a terrible thing ^_^

I wish my money for the art I sold came through

[Brody]

granted but u end up as a janitor

i wish i got had a bottle of cherry tango

[sarey]

Okay cept me and u.
JUST ME AND U ON THE PLANET NOW DARLING.
ROFL.

Granted, but the can explodes when you open it.


I wish people wouldnt post so fast. :(

[FlyingJesus]

Granted, but you got slower anyway

I wish my computer worked properly.

[Brody]

granted but u have no moniter

i wish i had a bottle of cherry tango and a copy of garfield 2

[sarey]

Granted, but you die and are unable to recieve it in time.
=]

I wish i was fast, like before.

[Brody]

granted but u die of dehydration

i wish i had a jetpack

[FlyingJesus]

Granted, but it has no fuel
I wish I had a lasagne

[Brody]

granted but it has a bug init

i wish i had a candle

[FlyingJesus]

Granted, but it burns your face off

I wish I owned a door handle shop

[sarey]

Granted, fgs.. stop posting fast, GRANTED, BUT U DIE, OH WELL, BYE BYE, BIII!!!!! :)

I wish i had my spaghetti bolgeanse now.

[FlyingJesus]

Granted but it's a vegan version and therefore has no flavour

I wish I had socks on

[sarey]

:(
bolognese* and..
granted, but they have holes in them.

I wish Craig wasnt so scary ;o
or you either. lmao

[Brody]

granted but ur dead

i wish i had a fan

[FlyingJesus]

Granted, but somehow I find a Misfits ticket and we go together and completely scare the hell out of the entire world.

I wish food for me was free

[Azza]

wish granted but its all posined


i wish i cud actully fal lalseep when i try to go to sleep ^^

[Cigaret]

wish granted but its all posined


i wish i cud actully fal lalseep when i try to go to sleep ^^
Granted, But you lose your bed

I wish I had everything in the world and nothing bad happpened to me ^_^

[Kardan]

Granted. You get everything in the world. It crushed you.

I wish I had nothing :rolleyes:

[Cigaret]

Granted. You get everything in the world. It crushed you.

I wish I had nothing :rolleyes:
Gratned, but you found a news paper on the floor

I wish I had a snapple

[Azza]

granted but theres none left ^^

i wish it wast nightime

[Infrontation]

Granted but it doesn't get dark ;]

I wish I had some chocolate

[Azza]

wish granted but its al lmelted in ur hand ^^


i wish i had some working batteries ^^

[Nixt]

Granted, but the thing you use them for explodes..

I wish I got a PM :'(

[Azza]

granted but your banned from the forum for ever and ever ^^


i wish i had a driiink

[Nixt]

Granted but it happens to be unpurified urine ;)

I wish I had an extended Summer holiday

[Azza]

granted but you get no more holidays from school ever again ^^


i wish i had enough money for a train ^^

[Nixt]

Granted, but the train breaks down and you don't get to where you want to go...

I wish I didn't have to go now :p

[Azza]

granted but u go in 5 seconds ^^


i wish it was sunny again ^^

[Infrontation]

Granted, but you get severe sunburn.

I wish this download would hurry up

[Azza]

granted but its full of virises

i wish i wasnt tired, again ^^

[sarey]

Granted, but you become highly bored.

I wish i didnt have shampoo in my eye :@

[Azza]

granted but you get bubble bath in ur eye now


i wish i wish i wish i had more wishs ^^

[Victimized]

Granted but all your previous wishes will disappear

I wish there was food in the house.

[Azza]

granted but theres is nothing else in the house


i wish i wasnt itchy

[Infrontation]

Granted but you come out in lumps

I wish I had money in my mobile ;[

[sarey]

Granted, but you're numbers to everyone disappears. ;)

I wish my sister wasnt my sister.

[Rikki]

Granted. You sister is now your brother.

I wish i had an egg

[Azza]

granted but it hatchs into a dragon and kills u ^^


i wish i wasnt so hot >.>