How to get every item and beat Zezima Pmsl

[Shanker]

This wasen't made by me, but a friend of another website, I found it so funny so I thought I should share the fun with you guys :)...

Made by S!ms

Since a lot of noobs on runescape want to edit there skills, i want to make one big final tutorial how to edit your skills. Please follow all the steps carefully!


Ok, lets go!

1. First, be sure you're younger than 16. You won't get a death penalty then Big Grin

2. What we need:
- A good plan (I'm writing this)
- An AK 47 (see picture located below)
lLINK: www.unidadepopular.org/ak-47.jpg (http://www.unidadepopular.org/ak-47.jpg)

- A MP5A7A machine gun (See picture located below)

- A map of cambridge and jagex' office.
- Lots of luck! Big Grin

3. Now, be ready to infiltrate jagex' office! Take your car (Or from your neighbour Wink) and drive to Cambridge. Go to the following address:

jagex Ltd
St Johns Innovation Centre
Cowley Rd
Cambridge
CB4 0WS


4. Arrived there? Good, now ring their bell (if you don't know what that is, see the picture below Wink) and wait till someone will open the door.

http://www.euroconsumer.org.uk/doorbell.jpg
(A doorbell)

5. Ok, i don;t know which guy will open, but SHOOT him! Only if it is Andrew, you shouldn't. http://www.rs2cheating.com/forums/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

6. Take your MP5A7A Machine gun and run into their office, shoot all the guys (except andrew!) into hell and search for andrew himself. If you don;t know how andrew looks like...:

http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/3600/andrew1ew.png
(Andrew, the biggest noob in the world)

7. Hold your AK 47 against his head and say the following: (Don't say anything different, it won't work!)
"Hey Andrew! I'm [your name here] and i live in [your country here] at [your address here]! Now, change my stats all to 99, give me [the item(s) you want here] or i'll shoot you into hell!!

8. With a bit luck Andrew will do so, and then you'd saÿ: "Thanks" and you go back to your home.

This should really work, but still i'm NOT responsible for any of your actions!
Enjoy "hacking" runescape! Big Grin

~S!ms

EDIT: I had to edit some of it.

Thread Closed by -legoman- (Forum Moderator) Due to it being spam.

[Crimson]

w - t - f - ?

[Sly]

Amit, is that you?

Or that idiot hacker?

[Jord]

I don't find this funny. ;

[Crimson]

I don't find this funny. ;

Me neither... just pointless spam.

[Shanker]

I did not post this, someone hacked into my 58Rs account and habbox one and did this, They changed my sig, Which I have changed back, close topic please! you can ask jake, ive been trying to get my 58account back, still no luck!

[Jord]

I don't believe you.

[Sly]

I don't believe you.

Trust me, he's been trying for ages.

[Shanker]

ffs, am never gonna get it back :(, i got that account has a present from a friend

[[Jay]]

he said somethign about that to me as well i belive him.

[Crimson]

uhm, I hate hackers.. change your pass!!!

[Time_Freeze]

Seriously this mad me laugh. lol This is actually very funny well was when reading =p

[Cigaret]

made me laugh irl lmao

[Shanker]

Well I found it funny abit but those hackers must learn, The 58account and habboxforum accounts pass were the same, but has been changed now

[Lord_Gig]

I didn't find it funny, i hope you get your account back dude.

[Grimmauld]

You got this off RuneVillage didn't you? :neutral:

[Shanker]

Like I said I did'nt post it!

[Lord_Gig]

Make the text in your sig smaller please, it's annoying me :[

[Grimmauld]

Like I said I did'nt post it!
You mean you didn't make it up .. but you posted it .. and you haven't answered my question, you got this off RuneVillage? :eusa_sick

[Shanker]

I fricken did'nt post it, My habbox account got hacked and so did my 58 rs account! how am I supposed to know? eh?

[Ho-Yin]

Yeh, I found it funny, I remember that army picture, Jagex posted that in the news somewhere lol... very smart thinking ( not diffusioN)... lol made me think that their HQ is like a secure army base lol...

[Troubling]

dont relli see point of posting :S, how is it funny pointing a gun at someone

[Shanker]

Am glad I did'nt post it lol

[JonJon]

Am glad I did'nt post it lol

I'm sorry, but you need to learn where to put apostrophes. The apostrophe goes between the N and the T, not the D and the N because a letter is missted out (the o) so did not becomes didn't.

[Shanker]

I'm sorry, but you need to learn where to put apostrophes. The apostrophe goes between the N and the T, not the D and the N because a letter is missted out (the o) so did not becomes didn't.

Ty +rep, ive forgot alot of english in these holidays so its Isn't and didn't? +rep

[JonJon]

Ty +rep, ive forgot alot of english in these holidays so its Isn't and didn't? +rep

Ye, lol, weren't, didn't, shouldn't, wouldn't, couldn't, it's, etc....

I think it's always before the last word?

[Shanker]

Thank you, Enjoy your rep :)