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09-08-2006, 07:51 PM
ECW on Sci-Fi Results - August 8, 2006
- Joey and Tazz hype up Sabu vs. Kurt Angle.
Tommy Dreamer vs. Mike Knox
Mike Knox REALLY hates when Kelly waves at people. Waving at everyone...yeah, she's a *****. Knox pounds away on Dreamer to start. Dreamer hits a swinging neckbreaker and takes Knox out over the top to the outside. Knox gets tossed into the ringsteps. Dreamer gets Knox back on the apron, hangs him up on the second rope and hits an elbow from the second turnbuckle. Here comes Paul Heyman from the back. He gets the ref's attention as his security guys beat down Tommy Dreamer. The job is done and Knox takes advantage of the limp Dreamer by nailing his finisher for the win.
Winner: Mike Knox
- After the match, Paul Heyman and co. loom over Dreamer. They are about to proceed with another beatdown when the Sandman's music hits. He makes his way to the ring...
And we're back. Dreamer is still on the mat but is being guarded by the Sandman. Heyman is on the mic and pleads with Sandman. He says he loves Dreamer like his own son. Heyman calls officials from the back to take care of Dreamer because he needs medical attention. Awwww. Heyman stops the niceness and announces that Sandman will face Mike Knox and Test tonight. Oh, and that match is NOW.
The Sandman vs. Test & Mike Knox
The bad guys dominate early. The crowd is pretty dead as you'd expect. Sandman finally fights back but gets overpowered shortly after. Styles breaks down the math involved. TWO GUYS facing ONE GUY gives the advantage to the TWO GUYS. Of course, it's only a matter of time before Sandman realizes this and balances the formula with a few cane shots for the DQ.
Winners by DQ: Test & Mike Knox
- They air a video package for Sabu.
- They recap how Sabu took out the Big Show the last two weeks.
- Sabu promo. Uh-oh. He wants the Big Show. After he beats Kurt Angle, he will get what he wants. That Sabu has a lot of charisma. Almost as much as Dean Malenko.
- Balls Mahoney is here and, what do ya know, talks about how extreme he is. And handsome. Well, maybe not handsome.
Kevin Thorne w/ Ariel vs. Al Snow
Pretty nice ring entrance for Thorne and Ariel. Al Snow looks the same. Styles calls him an "ECW original." Ariel distracts him a bit and Thorne attacks. Snow and Thorne go back and forth with Thorne coming out on top. Thorne hits a rib-spear and continues pounding away. Bodyslam and Ariel comes up on the apron to get freaky with Thorne. Thorne goes back on the offensive and hits a modified jawjacker where he balanced Snow's feet on the top ropes. He then goes back to getting freaky with Ariel as the crowd boos. Thorne goes back on the attack. Punches and kicks and the like lead to a Razor's Edge for the win. Welcome back Al.
Winner: Kevin Thorne
- After the match Ariel and Thorne keep at it.
- Video package for Kurt Angle.
- Rene Dupree is in ECW! He vows to be the most extreme athlete in the history of ECW. I'm sure that will work out for him.
- The Big Show comes down in a really ugly blue suit and then gives the crowd weird looks. Tazz says this Big Show is more motivated than the Big Show from RAW and Smackdown. Styles announces that the winner of Angle/Sabu will face Show at Summerslam. Show brags about how good he looks. Show says he is here to bring some class to ECW and proclaims himself the most dominate champ in ECW history. He vows to crush Kurt Angle's spine if he gets in his way. He says that if Sabu gets in his path, he will commit suicide. Crowd chants Sabu. Camera zooms in on a hilarious guy with a DX shirt who yells "YOU SUCK!" That guy is really clever. And Show ends the promo by stating nobody can beat him. What the hell kind of ****** promo was that?
- CM Punk thanks the fans for welcoming him to ECW. Next week, he wrestles his second match. And incase you forgot, his name is CM PUNK.
Kurt Angle vs. Sabu
I thought I would like Angle in ECW but he really seems out of place now, especially infront of Smackdown crowds that are probably wondering why Angle is working what comes off to at least some fans as a minor show. Anyway, after the ring announcer does his thing, Angle grabs control with a side headlock. Crowd chants Sabu who tries to fight back and hits a drop toehold into a headlock. Angle lifts him up and slams him into the corner. Angle whips Sabu into the corner and charges but ends up going shoulder first into the ringpost. Sabu tosses Angle to the outside as we go to a break.
- And we're back. Sabu hits a SWEET flying springboard DDT for a two count. Sabu stomps away at Angle and locks on a chock followed by fists. Angle fights back and hits a belly to belly suplex. He kicks Sabu to the outside and then nails a Fireman's Carry. Back in he gets a pair of nearfalls. Leg scissors/headlock combo by Angle on Sabu. Tazz talks about his experiences with Sabu in the ring which is a nice touch. Sabu back to his feet but gets nailed with a knee from Angle. Angle again misses a corner rush which gives Sabu the opening to hit two high risk moves. Angle regains control though but only for a moment as Sabu hits a flying kick and then locks in a front headlock. Quick exchange leads to Angle nailing a suplex following by a released suplex for a two count. Angle pumps up and goes for the Angle Slam but Sabu slips out and hits a springboard legpress for a nearfall. Camal Clutch now but Angle counters it into the Ankle Lock. Sabu though manages to roll out of it and send Angle to the outside. He follows that up with a over the top rope score. Back in the ring, Sabu hits a flying bodypress from the top for another nearfall. Sabu locks in a leg scissors but counters it into the Ankle Lock. Here comes ROB VAN DAM! He nails the Vandaminator on Angle! Crowd pops big for RVD. He checks on Sabu for a moment and then BOOM, nails Sabu in the corner with a Vandaminator! RVD stands tall and takes trash to Sabu and Angle as the show ends.
Winner: Kurt Angle by DQ
- Joey and Tazz hype up Sabu vs. Kurt Angle.
Tommy Dreamer vs. Mike Knox
Mike Knox REALLY hates when Kelly waves at people. Waving at everyone...yeah, she's a *****. Knox pounds away on Dreamer to start. Dreamer hits a swinging neckbreaker and takes Knox out over the top to the outside. Knox gets tossed into the ringsteps. Dreamer gets Knox back on the apron, hangs him up on the second rope and hits an elbow from the second turnbuckle. Here comes Paul Heyman from the back. He gets the ref's attention as his security guys beat down Tommy Dreamer. The job is done and Knox takes advantage of the limp Dreamer by nailing his finisher for the win.
Winner: Mike Knox
- After the match, Paul Heyman and co. loom over Dreamer. They are about to proceed with another beatdown when the Sandman's music hits. He makes his way to the ring...
And we're back. Dreamer is still on the mat but is being guarded by the Sandman. Heyman is on the mic and pleads with Sandman. He says he loves Dreamer like his own son. Heyman calls officials from the back to take care of Dreamer because he needs medical attention. Awwww. Heyman stops the niceness and announces that Sandman will face Mike Knox and Test tonight. Oh, and that match is NOW.
The Sandman vs. Test & Mike Knox
The bad guys dominate early. The crowd is pretty dead as you'd expect. Sandman finally fights back but gets overpowered shortly after. Styles breaks down the math involved. TWO GUYS facing ONE GUY gives the advantage to the TWO GUYS. Of course, it's only a matter of time before Sandman realizes this and balances the formula with a few cane shots for the DQ.
Winners by DQ: Test & Mike Knox
- They air a video package for Sabu.
- They recap how Sabu took out the Big Show the last two weeks.
- Sabu promo. Uh-oh. He wants the Big Show. After he beats Kurt Angle, he will get what he wants. That Sabu has a lot of charisma. Almost as much as Dean Malenko.
- Balls Mahoney is here and, what do ya know, talks about how extreme he is. And handsome. Well, maybe not handsome.
Kevin Thorne w/ Ariel vs. Al Snow
Pretty nice ring entrance for Thorne and Ariel. Al Snow looks the same. Styles calls him an "ECW original." Ariel distracts him a bit and Thorne attacks. Snow and Thorne go back and forth with Thorne coming out on top. Thorne hits a rib-spear and continues pounding away. Bodyslam and Ariel comes up on the apron to get freaky with Thorne. Thorne goes back on the offensive and hits a modified jawjacker where he balanced Snow's feet on the top ropes. He then goes back to getting freaky with Ariel as the crowd boos. Thorne goes back on the attack. Punches and kicks and the like lead to a Razor's Edge for the win. Welcome back Al.
Winner: Kevin Thorne
- After the match Ariel and Thorne keep at it.
- Video package for Kurt Angle.
- Rene Dupree is in ECW! He vows to be the most extreme athlete in the history of ECW. I'm sure that will work out for him.
- The Big Show comes down in a really ugly blue suit and then gives the crowd weird looks. Tazz says this Big Show is more motivated than the Big Show from RAW and Smackdown. Styles announces that the winner of Angle/Sabu will face Show at Summerslam. Show brags about how good he looks. Show says he is here to bring some class to ECW and proclaims himself the most dominate champ in ECW history. He vows to crush Kurt Angle's spine if he gets in his way. He says that if Sabu gets in his path, he will commit suicide. Crowd chants Sabu. Camera zooms in on a hilarious guy with a DX shirt who yells "YOU SUCK!" That guy is really clever. And Show ends the promo by stating nobody can beat him. What the hell kind of ****** promo was that?
- CM Punk thanks the fans for welcoming him to ECW. Next week, he wrestles his second match. And incase you forgot, his name is CM PUNK.
Kurt Angle vs. Sabu
I thought I would like Angle in ECW but he really seems out of place now, especially infront of Smackdown crowds that are probably wondering why Angle is working what comes off to at least some fans as a minor show. Anyway, after the ring announcer does his thing, Angle grabs control with a side headlock. Crowd chants Sabu who tries to fight back and hits a drop toehold into a headlock. Angle lifts him up and slams him into the corner. Angle whips Sabu into the corner and charges but ends up going shoulder first into the ringpost. Sabu tosses Angle to the outside as we go to a break.
- And we're back. Sabu hits a SWEET flying springboard DDT for a two count. Sabu stomps away at Angle and locks on a chock followed by fists. Angle fights back and hits a belly to belly suplex. He kicks Sabu to the outside and then nails a Fireman's Carry. Back in he gets a pair of nearfalls. Leg scissors/headlock combo by Angle on Sabu. Tazz talks about his experiences with Sabu in the ring which is a nice touch. Sabu back to his feet but gets nailed with a knee from Angle. Angle again misses a corner rush which gives Sabu the opening to hit two high risk moves. Angle regains control though but only for a moment as Sabu hits a flying kick and then locks in a front headlock. Quick exchange leads to Angle nailing a suplex following by a released suplex for a two count. Angle pumps up and goes for the Angle Slam but Sabu slips out and hits a springboard legpress for a nearfall. Camal Clutch now but Angle counters it into the Ankle Lock. Sabu though manages to roll out of it and send Angle to the outside. He follows that up with a over the top rope score. Back in the ring, Sabu hits a flying bodypress from the top for another nearfall. Sabu locks in a leg scissors but counters it into the Ankle Lock. Here comes ROB VAN DAM! He nails the Vandaminator on Angle! Crowd pops big for RVD. He checks on Sabu for a moment and then BOOM, nails Sabu in the corner with a Vandaminator! RVD stands tall and takes trash to Sabu and Angle as the show ends.
Winner: Kurt Angle by DQ