tommsixty9
12-02-2005, 04:06 PM
OK, we have all had one, a good ole argument, on Habbo.
But what im going to discuss, is how to win one >:)
Point 1
Remeber, they want to try and offend you, so act as un-offended as you possibly can. If they say something like 'Your mum is a ****'
Say, 'lol, how did you know that?'
Although this may seem like you are offending yourself, it dosent have as much impact as the offender wants it to have, because you are showing that you arent bothered about what he thinks.
Point 2
Act bigger and more important then them.
By this i mean, say things like 'Yeah yeah, whatever you say kiddo'
This makes them furious because it seems that you think they they are a little kid, even if they arent. It also makes you seem like the more mature person in the argument, and makes you look better. :D
Point 3
Dont lose your cool.
Getting into a fit of offence to then and calling them every name under the sun wont help, it just shows that they have annoyed you and to then, thats mission accomplished. If they call you a name, do whatever you can to make it seem like it hasnt offended you, i.e. 'Aww, what a cute little skit' this also belittles them and brings out the fact they they are losing the argument.
Point 4
Get on the side of the other people in the room.
People will help you win an argument if they are on your side, and you can get them on your side by being funny and saying this to them like, 'Hey *Bystanders name* have you seen this little kid having a little paddy because *reason for argument here*
Also, being funny and confident will help gain support becuase people will be afraid that if they dont take your side, they could be facing an argument with YOU too :o
Point 5
Dont use words like 'noob' and 'gay' and try not avoid using any direct insults to the person.
Using direct insults can either get you banned or make you lose the argument. Try reflecting there insults back at them, by saying thing like
'Who me? Naa m8, dont think so man'
this will annoy them becuase you are acting so cool about it and calling them your 'm8' when they are obviously not and he hates you so much that he despises the fact of you ever being mates.
You can do an indirect insult by telling everyone in the room what you think of the person, for example
'Hey everyone, this dude thinks that im gay, when he has just been asking me out! LOL'
In this example, the person that you are having the argument with may not have asked you out at all, but who says that you cant lie?
Doing this will definatley annoy them and make them look like a nervous wreck when they frantically try explaining to everyone that you are lying, if they reply cooly tho, a simple
'Naa m8, i told you dude, i dont wanna go out with you, im not gay, but im cool with you being gay'
This will annoy them even more, especially if you say it after everything they say, it also shows that you are not trying to offend him to everyone else and it makes you look like the goodie, but it will have a great impact on the person that you are arguing with, seeing as although they just said something totally different, you are making it out like they are asking you out.
That one gets them into the losing position.
Point 6
Things not to do.
Dont make hate rooms about them, its pointless and only gets you banned and makes you look childish.
If they make a load about you, then thats good, just call a Hobba and they will delete them all, and you can have the satisfaction of knowing that it took you about 20 seconds to delete the rooms, when it took them about 10 minutes to make them all.
Dont clain to report them, its jut a waste of Hobbas time, and it also makes you seem like your moving to a last resort.
Dont do them stupid actions like *Punches in face* thay are totally geeky, and if they do them to you, then just say
'Aww, hes so trapped in a ciber world that he things that he can atchually HURT me by trying some words! aww bless'
can you imagein how annoying this would be! :D
Point 7
The knock-out
This is pretty difficult to do, how to leave without feeling that you have given up.. well just make a simple remark like 'Ok then kiddo, i will leave you to cool down, this argument you just lost has made you all hot and bothered hasnt it kiddo? Awwww, well, bye m8!'
It is even better if they say something when you have left the room, it makes them look like a total idiot.
If you are the owner of the room the do the above method but just kick them, if they return to the room, either keep kicking them, just ignore them or say 'lol, look the little things back for more! he must have had an extra energy drink today! bless...'
:eusa_booh Consider your argument totally won. :eusa_booh
Note: I am not suggesting that you should start any arguments, this is simply a guide of how to win an aruguemt, and you can see that i haven told you to make any totally offensive remarks in any part of it. Being offencive WONT make you win any argument, being cool and not offending shows that you are the bigger person.
But what im going to discuss, is how to win one >:)
Point 1
Remeber, they want to try and offend you, so act as un-offended as you possibly can. If they say something like 'Your mum is a ****'
Say, 'lol, how did you know that?'
Although this may seem like you are offending yourself, it dosent have as much impact as the offender wants it to have, because you are showing that you arent bothered about what he thinks.
Point 2
Act bigger and more important then them.
By this i mean, say things like 'Yeah yeah, whatever you say kiddo'
This makes them furious because it seems that you think they they are a little kid, even if they arent. It also makes you seem like the more mature person in the argument, and makes you look better. :D
Point 3
Dont lose your cool.
Getting into a fit of offence to then and calling them every name under the sun wont help, it just shows that they have annoyed you and to then, thats mission accomplished. If they call you a name, do whatever you can to make it seem like it hasnt offended you, i.e. 'Aww, what a cute little skit' this also belittles them and brings out the fact they they are losing the argument.
Point 4
Get on the side of the other people in the room.
People will help you win an argument if they are on your side, and you can get them on your side by being funny and saying this to them like, 'Hey *Bystanders name* have you seen this little kid having a little paddy because *reason for argument here*
Also, being funny and confident will help gain support becuase people will be afraid that if they dont take your side, they could be facing an argument with YOU too :o
Point 5
Dont use words like 'noob' and 'gay' and try not avoid using any direct insults to the person.
Using direct insults can either get you banned or make you lose the argument. Try reflecting there insults back at them, by saying thing like
'Who me? Naa m8, dont think so man'
this will annoy them becuase you are acting so cool about it and calling them your 'm8' when they are obviously not and he hates you so much that he despises the fact of you ever being mates.
You can do an indirect insult by telling everyone in the room what you think of the person, for example
'Hey everyone, this dude thinks that im gay, when he has just been asking me out! LOL'
In this example, the person that you are having the argument with may not have asked you out at all, but who says that you cant lie?
Doing this will definatley annoy them and make them look like a nervous wreck when they frantically try explaining to everyone that you are lying, if they reply cooly tho, a simple
'Naa m8, i told you dude, i dont wanna go out with you, im not gay, but im cool with you being gay'
This will annoy them even more, especially if you say it after everything they say, it also shows that you are not trying to offend him to everyone else and it makes you look like the goodie, but it will have a great impact on the person that you are arguing with, seeing as although they just said something totally different, you are making it out like they are asking you out.
That one gets them into the losing position.
Point 6
Things not to do.
Dont make hate rooms about them, its pointless and only gets you banned and makes you look childish.
If they make a load about you, then thats good, just call a Hobba and they will delete them all, and you can have the satisfaction of knowing that it took you about 20 seconds to delete the rooms, when it took them about 10 minutes to make them all.
Dont clain to report them, its jut a waste of Hobbas time, and it also makes you seem like your moving to a last resort.
Dont do them stupid actions like *Punches in face* thay are totally geeky, and if they do them to you, then just say
'Aww, hes so trapped in a ciber world that he things that he can atchually HURT me by trying some words! aww bless'
can you imagein how annoying this would be! :D
Point 7
The knock-out
This is pretty difficult to do, how to leave without feeling that you have given up.. well just make a simple remark like 'Ok then kiddo, i will leave you to cool down, this argument you just lost has made you all hot and bothered hasnt it kiddo? Awwww, well, bye m8!'
It is even better if they say something when you have left the room, it makes them look like a total idiot.
If you are the owner of the room the do the above method but just kick them, if they return to the room, either keep kicking them, just ignore them or say 'lol, look the little things back for more! he must have had an extra energy drink today! bless...'
:eusa_booh Consider your argument totally won. :eusa_booh
Note: I am not suggesting that you should start any arguments, this is simply a guide of how to win an aruguemt, and you can see that i haven told you to make any totally offensive remarks in any part of it. Being offencive WONT make you win any argument, being cool and not offending shows that you are the bigger person.