Why breast implants are great.

[RedStratocas]

Click here (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060815/od_nm/mideast_implants_dc_1)

So ladies, get breast implants. They could (and probably will) someday save your life.

Sorry for the stupid post, but I thought it was great:P

[kasi]

Click here (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060815/od_nm/mideast_implants_dc_1)

So ladies, get breast implants. They could (and probably will) someday save your life.

Sorry for the stupid post, but I thought it was great:P

lmao at the link you had before you edited this post...

[RedStratocas]

lmao at the link you had before you edited this post...

Haha, yeah. I was sending that pic to someone and got my pasting links mixed up, found the cow on myspace. Thank god I noticed or else this would have been the weirdest thread.

[JonJon]

Yeh, but what are the chances of one of us getting hit by a Hezbollah rocket?

[RedStratocas]

Yeh, but what are the chances of one of us getting hit by a Hezbollah rocket?

... i was being sarcastic

But if you have to ask, 4 out of 5 people get hit

[JonJon]

... i was being sarcastic

But if you have to ask, 4 out of 5 people get hit

One of US. Not Israelis.I knew you were being sarcastic though. :)

[RedStratocas]

One of US. Not Israelis.I knew you were being sarcastic though. :)

Haha, I know.

[sarey]

No thanks, my breasts are big enough rofl.
Im get de-plants, or whatever, where you get them minimized or whatever rofl.
ANYWAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thats really.. random.. it saved her life.. :o beyond random.

[Biseinen]

Saved by your own breasts. Wow.

[Scriptermone]

What if you got shot in the face.

[sarey]

get a face implant rofl.

[Infrontation]

Maybe botox will save you

[Nadgers]

Well thats not something you hear everyday.. still hate surgery though. Be happy with what yer given I say.

De-plants, although would be useful haha they're bladdy annoying. xD

[sarey]

Well thats not something you hear everyday.. still hate surgery though. Be happy with what yer given I say.

De-plants, although would be useful haha they're bladdy annoying. xD


Ah well, i want mine minimized rofl.
ANYWAYS.
;]

[Nadgers]

Same, a bit. But I'd never do it cos it creeps me out. xD

[Scriptermone]

get a face implant rofl.

What if you got shot in the face, while getting a face inplant.

[GommeInc]

Why just ladies?! I'm saving up for some right this minute :rolleyes:

[Nadgers]

:P What size?

[Kasabian]

:P What size?

DD's .

[Nixt]

I say the army scrap bullet proof vests or whatever and give all their officers implants.
It will save their lives.
It will also scare the :rude: out of enemies when they see a bunch of men running towards them with huge breasts bouncing around. As for the women soldiers, the implants will make their breasts so big the enemies sit there drooling [=

[sarey]

What if you got shot in the face, while getting a face inplant.

i dunno, push the dr infront of u rofl.
even tho ur asleep
;]

[Kasabian]

I say the army scrap bullet proof vests or whatever and give all their officers implants.
It will save their lives.
It will also scare the :rude: out of enemies when they see a bunch of men running towards them with huge breasts bouncing around. As for the women soldiers, the implants will make their breasts so big the enemies sit there drooling [=


LOL. +rep Mr.Garion.

[GommeInc]

I say the army scrap bullet proof vests or whatever and give all their officers implants.
It will save their lives.
It will also scare the :rude: out of enemies when they see a bunch of men running towards them with huge breasts bouncing around. As for the women soldiers, the implants will make their breasts so big the enemies sit there drooling [=

You can also use the implants as a weapon! Wrestle the enemy to the ground and wiggle when on top of them so the implants become some sort of whacking sack. You could also use them to suffocate the enemy...

[Nadgers]

You can also use the implants as a weapon! Wrestle the enemy to the ground and wiggle when on top of them so the implants become some sort of whacking sack. You could also use them to suffocate the enemy...
Or hidden with guns like in austin powers, ah the wonders of implants haha.

[GommeInc]

Or hidden with guns like in austin powers, ah the wonders of implants haha.
Machine Gun Jubblies... Hmmm, an upgrade maybe?

[brandon]

I know another reason why Implants are great :rolleyes:

[Nadgers]

Gee, I wonder..

[GommeInc]

I know another reason why Implants are great :rolleyes:
Oh oh I know! Pillows on the go?

[Nadgers]

Entertainment?

[Kasabian]

Well, knowing brandon and the conversation we had the other day (;)), he means bouncy xD

[Irish Deli]

Aye who dun't like a bit of ol' breast to put on te plate

Totteh!

[Kasabian]

Aye who dun't like a bit of ol' breast to put on te plate

Totteh!

Excuse me?

[Irish Deli]

Excuse me?

It's just me havin' a laugh, no need to get all crusty wit me :$

[IDK]

thats lucky..

[Irish Deli]

aye now thats more than luckeh ^_^

[Many]

Im going to get some :)

[FlyingJesus]

If they've had to remove it to get the shrapnel out.. does that mean that this woman now has one breast?

[NekkLe]

If they've had to remove it to get the shrapnel out.. does that mean that this woman now has one breast?

Heh, a difflated breast awaiting another implant, urgh "/

[edible]

I never knew Breasts would be so important..

[FlyingJesus]

You have a lot to learn.

[PaintYourTarget]

Do you get your implants insured? I mean, i'd be pretty miffed if someone ripped mine to shreds with shrapnel and made me pay for another one.

[ilovejordan]

Lol i'd have them if i was flat chested but im not so meh. Anywayy i've heard horrible stories about them :(

[NekkLe]

Normal breasts ftw!!

[Nadgers]

Normal breasts ftw!!
Yup! Then they won't explode when you go on plane trips.

[Kasabian]

Yup! Then they won't explode when you go on plane trips.

LOL.

Made me laugh +rep.

[Metric.]

Unless they pop and you get silicone poisoning.

I think Lolo Ferrari get slicone poisoning?

[louder]

ew, breast implants look gayy.
cassies breasts ftw.

[ilovejordan]

ew, breast implants look gayy.
cassies breasts ftw.

roflmao. erm thanx?

[:dallsgreen]

I was watching tv and this lady was on a fishing trip or something and she got like stabbed in the chest with a swordfish and she survived cause of her breast implant, so I guess it could help out, and if not you'd have big breasts, so it's a win win.

[Josh-H]

I say the army scrap bullet proof vests or whatever and give all their officers implants.
It will save their lives.
It will also scare the :rude: out of enemies when they see a bunch of men running towards them with huge breasts bouncing around. As for the women soldiers, the implants will make their breasts so big the enemies sit there drooling [=



I'd join the army if that was the conditions lmao

[Jasmin]

whoops double post,

[Jasmin]

I read in Take a break that some women had cancer, and her breast implants sortof made the lump appear, because if it wasnt for her implants she would never of noticed the lump, hence her dying of a cancer she never knew she had.

I dont need them though :]

[cocaine]

Try to be more like Jordan or Lea and you'll survive several wars ;)

[louder]

Try to be more like Jordan or Lea and you'll survive several wars ;)

i lol'd

[foxyfox00]

If you think they are that great and people should get them.
Think of people when they get old. . . .
Ick!

[ColyTom]

If you think they are that great and people should get them.
Think of people when they get old. . . .
Ick!

Lmao good point :D

[Punky]

I was watching tv and this lady was on a fishing trip or something and she got like stabbed in the chest with a swordfish and she survived cause of her breast implant, so I guess it could help out, and if not you'd have big breasts, so it's a win win.

I saw that tooo.