My dad is in truble now. :(

[TTTTTTTTTTTTTTT]

It was 2 days ago or so, my dad and my mkam wubnted to go to cimnema. I was left alon at home. When I plaid computer, I noticed the microwave wewqa runnign due to my monitor was acting gay. So I went down and saw my friend knocking at my door. We played some games and then he decided to stay.

[bum]

So why is he in trouble?

[cocaine]

i understand the last sentence.

so whys your dad in trouble? and wths a wewqa?

[Clarissaa]

lolllllllllllllllll

[TTTTTTTTTTTTTTT]

I didn't wnat to tell but... :( he hit a guy with his segway. he's in hosputal and pretendsto be ridicuslousy injurd.

[cocaine]

a segway?

[Chaz]

Ok, segways can only go about 40mph TOPS? Plus there like £100,000

Also, if your mum was with him, how did she get there? Run?

[Nixt]

a segway?

It's a vicious weapon used by African Tribesman.

[awesomedudebro]

i told you segaway are lethal u neber listen :o

[brandon]

It was 2 days ago or so, my dad and my mkam wubnted to go to cimnema. I was left alon at home. When I plaid computer, I noticed the microwave wewqa runnign due to my monitor was acting gay. So I went down and saw my friend knocking at my door. We played some games and then he decided to stay.

Translation

It was 2 days ago or so, my and and my mum wanted to go to the cinema. I was left at home alone. When I played the computer, I noticed the microwave was running, due to my monitor was acting gay. So I went downstairs and saw my friend knocking at the door, at first we played some games but then he decided to stay.

[Ryan+Joe]

LLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL!!!!!

erm. go 2 da hospitalz 4 treatment

[awesomedudebro]

y u so cheeky to onkel festus

[cocaine]

You need treatment =]

[Ryan+Joe]

y u so cheeky to onkel festus
lmao...
can u pls go 2 da hosiptel

[Clarissaa]

You need treatment =]
in the head.

[TTTTTTTTTTTTTTT]

Ok, segways can only go about 40mph TOPS? Plus there like £100,000

Also, if your mum was with him, how did she get there? Run?

to cler things
up

I flet lik i haved the urge to tlell about it. But I decided not to and I forgrto how to get out of thread making oage ao i enterent a useless text.. then i felt aw **** this and i typed it. my mum was stayng at her granbdma but believ me, she wentr to her lover. he's out naighboor and my dad is too dumb to figure it out why he can see her everymorning.

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[Chaz]

Ok, lemme get this stright:

So, your mate came round - something about a microwave, then your dad ran someone down and is pretending to be injerd in hospital, and your mum is pretendidn to see your nan, but instead is 2 timing on your dad and hes two stupid to realise? ..... Whats that got to do with a microwave and your mate ;x

[cocaine]

just ban him, itll make things easier

=]

[bum]

just ban him, itll make things easier

=]
lol.

Btw im aisleyne !

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[Techika]

EternalMasque (Forum Moderator) Please dont be rude!

[TTTTTTTTTTTTTV2]

Aw, I was banned. :( Anyways, I'm abck.

[Homesrfan]

Aw, I was banned. :( Anyways, I'm abck.

Believe me, we're thrilled.
Why don't you just tell us what happened and type CLEARLY!

[Evasion]

I can't understand a ****ing word your saying. *****.

Ostinato (Forum Moderator) - Please don't be rude.

[moshdemon]

LMAO!!

[En-hosting]

**** ****ing ****

Ostinato (Forum Moderator) - Please don't post pointlessly.

[foxyfox00]

Translation

It was 2 days ago or so, my and and my mum wanted to go to the cinema. I was left at home alone. When I played the computer, I noticed the microwave was running, due to my monitor was acting gay. So I went downstairs and saw my friend knocking at the door, at first we played some games but then he decided to stay.

Ahhh thanks for translating.

Still dont get it though?
Well I hope your dads not in trouble still.

[FlyingJesus]

It was 2 days ago or so, my dad and my mkam wubnted to go to cimnema. I was left alon at home. When I plaid computer, I noticed the microwave wewqa runnign due to my monitor was acting gay. So I went down and saw my friend knocking at my door. We played some games and then he decided to stay.

That's the funniest post I've read in a while. I don't see why people take these things seriously, it's clearly a joke. Notice the line "the microwave wewqa runnign due to my monitor was acting gay". Hint to everyone: Don't be stupid.

[Jack.]

What are you talking about? :s

[Porv]

waw diw yuw sayw we dont understand u!