LMAO the worst fanfiction ever.

[Jasmin]

I laughed so hard. There are swear words.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2828044/1/


My favourite parts.

"Then……………………… he put his trobbing you-know-what in my tool sexily.
“*Text Removed* Draco Draco!” I screamed having an orgism."

Um, LOL is all I can say.

"WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD.

Lol, yeah i jumped to the heavens.

“No, actshelly (geddit, ****) kan I plz burrow sum condemns.” he growld angrily.

LOL

He was wearing black baggy paints, a black MCR t-shirt and a black die. (geddit insted of tie koz im goffik)

Ya, and I am gonna go have some apple die. (Get it, instead of pie cause I'm 'goffik')

"I TOOOK OUT A CIGARETE END STARTED TO smoke pot."

Yeah. That's right. 'Cause you can buy pot-cigarettes at any store. Especially if you're underage.

"We started frenching passively and we took off each others clothes enthusiastically."

Psh, passive frenching is so hot.

“Dumbeldork will get u!” Draco shooted.

*snort*

I actually think I am dumber by reading this, and I dont think its real but if it is, then that girl has something wrong with her head.

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[Mentor]

i got to chapter 2... well around the 12th line, but had to stop reading.. it was painful..

[Jasmin]

LOL, yeah same, I didnt even manage to get the chapter two, but then a friend said how funny it was, and I forced myself to read it.

[beth]

i read till chapter 12 and its the funniest thing i have ever read in my whole life LMAOO. oh mann. i love stupid people.

[velvet]

Lmao I got up to chapter 18, sounds like it was written by some horny 11 year old.

[beth]

my favourite bit was the uh "i felt depressed, so i slit ma wrists and read a depressing book while the bleeding stopped" i was like wth?! rofll.

[Into The Void]

ROFL.
What was that bit? Oh... 'Loopin was masticating over my naked body... "ARE YOU PEDOS OR WHAT!" so I put my black towel on with a picture of marilyn manson on it'

[velvet]

Lmao yeah, the whole thing was basicly.
'Uhhh i'm depressed coz i'm a vampire (GOFFICK GET IT?!!1)
Omg every1 fancis me,
So I need to the world every detail of my outfit.
-Slitz wristz-
And then some sex, well some 9-12 year old saying *Sexual Explicatory Text Removed*

It's like wth...

[Into The Void]

His "boy's thing"! XD

[beth]

i think that fanfic is a cure for depression mhmm.

[velvet]

Yeah, it sure cheered me up for a while.

[Jasmin]

Lol, same ;D

[beth]

i had to read it again this morning, so funny rofl.

[jordybumz!]

my god that sucks.

[foxyfox00]

Its actually amusing, Made me laugh. Who ever wrote this OMG english!
"Voldemort got a dude-ur-so-******ed look on his face"

[beth]

my god that sucks.
you know you love it jorday darling.

[Jasmin]

Its terrible, but funny :]

[laurenx]

roflmao.

[louder]

its not even funny, the only part i found funny was when she said dumbledore ran in and shouted "OI YOU MOTHER****ERS!"

[Shar982]

I also liked how she defended his swearing by saying he had a headache. Best part was definitely this:

“No!” I shouted in a scared voice but then Voldemort shouted “Imperius!” and I couldn’t run away.


“Crookshanks!” I shouted at him. Voldemort fell of his broom and started to scream. I felt bad for him even though I’m a sadist so I stopped.

Crookshanks? Uh...yeah...because you know, he'll just come flying out of nowhere if you call his name and attack the person you're currently hating on.



“Ebony.” he yelled. “Thou must kill Vampire Potter!”


The Shakespeare accent was a bonus though I must admit...didn't know Voldemort was into reading stuff like that. :D

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[Mentor]

I remember this thread ages ago :p i still parse the bravery of those who were able to read on...

[velvet]

ahah, i remember reading this, i read well loads of it, it was hilarious (:

[Bibliophobia]

"Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts)"


LOOOOOL

[Decapitated!]

I opened the door of my coffin and drank some blood from a bottle I had. My coffin was black ebony and inside it was hot pink velvet with black lace on the ends. I got out of my coffin and took of my giant MCR t-shirt which I used for pajamas. Instead, I put on a black leather dress, a pentagram necklace, combat boots and black fishnets on. I put on four pairs of earrings in my pierced ears, and put my hair in a kind of messy bun.


OH THEY'RE SO GOTHIC.

[Bibliophobia]

They were having sexual intercourse in the Forbidden Forest!” he yelled in a furious voice.

“Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?” asked Professor McGonagall.

“How dare you?” demanded Professor Snape.

And then Draco shrieked. “BECAUSE I LOVE HER!”

[Bibliophobia]

"Voldemort gave me a gun. "No! Please!" I begged."

“How did you know?” I asked in a surprised way.

Voldemort got a dude-ur-so-******ed look on his face. “I hath telekinesis.” he answered cruelly.
BEST THING EVER!!


“Abra Kedavra!” he yelled at Snape and Loopin pointing his womb.

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