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the wombats
01-09-2006, 02:15 PM
A4AOWEN SAID THIS WAS ALLOWED!!!!!!!!!


PREMIERSHIP star Matthew Bates is kicking himself after shots he took of his tackle ended up on the INTERNET.

The Middlesbrough player’s trophy has been admired by millions of MEN after the pics were put on gay websites.

It is unclear how the photos — taken by Bates in front of mirrors — were posted on the net.

One snap shows him posing in a skimpy pair of underpants in a bathroom.

The other shows him completely naked in a bedroom.

But on one website a fan called Chris claims they were put on the internet by a girl Bates had a row with. Yesterday a string of men rushed to praise the 19-year-old defender — who is not gay.

http://images.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2006401203,00.jpg
http://images.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2006401201,00.jpg

One fan wrote: “Wow, he is amazing! Made my jaw drop! Sexy.”

Another said: “Cheers for a fantastic post — and that’s from a Boro guy who has dreamed of seeing pics like this for a long time.”

A second footie fan moaned about Middlesbrough buying Jonathan Woodgate and Robert Huth — because it meant he might not be seeing much of Bates on the pitch.

He wrote: “Sexy guy but it’s a shame he is likely to play fewer games for Boro.”

Matthew grew up in Eaglescliffe, Teesside, just a few miles from Middlesbrough.

http://images.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2006401204,00.jpg

He spent time on loan at Darlington last year but is now back at the Riverside. Recently he moved out of his parents’ house into a bachelor pad in nearby Yarm.

Last night the footballer was unavailable for comment — and his club refused to talk about the pictures.

thesubways<3
01-09-2006, 02:16 PM
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

Rock_Your_Socks
01-09-2006, 02:18 PM
OWNT.....

Jamie!
01-09-2006, 02:21 PM
LOLOL

Imagine the stick he is gunna get now of his teammates

Porosity
01-09-2006, 02:21 PM
lmmmmmmao!

lust
01-09-2006, 02:21 PM
ROFLMAO.

brandon
01-09-2006, 02:23 PM
lol at him.

MadCowElise
01-09-2006, 02:25 PM
Lol at the 2nd picture with the Middlesborough emblem covering up his parts.

You
01-09-2006, 02:26 PM
Site pls :]

the wombats
01-09-2006, 02:27 PM
Site pls :]

Read your PMs, and its off www.thesun.co.uk. [:

Grindie
01-09-2006, 02:28 PM
I always knew there was something about Middlesborough players...

Rou
01-09-2006, 02:32 PM
something to shout at him at the games =]

Swastika
01-09-2006, 02:34 PM
I always knew there was something about Middlesborough players...
That they are better than your teams players? ;)

MsTanya
01-09-2006, 09:08 PM
haha that'll teach him to go around two timing girls! I was talking to him a while back outside walkabout, he's very nice if you ask me .. only 19 aswell ;) he can tackle me any day!

Liberation
01-09-2006, 10:08 PM
Lol Tanyna.+Rep Hes gonna get some talking about =]

lust
01-09-2006, 10:53 PM
hes fit.

MsTanya
02-09-2006, 12:36 AM
better when he had longer hair

Azul
02-09-2006, 12:36 AM
shame he's crap though.

Grindie
02-09-2006, 12:39 AM
That they are better than your teams players? ;)
And so that's why West Ham are 6th :)

MsTanya
02-09-2006, 12:45 AM
shame he's crap though.
that doesnt matter [:

Seatherny
02-09-2006, 08:29 AM
hahahha lol

FlyingJesus
02-09-2006, 11:53 AM
If I was one of his teammates I'd do two things:

1) Paste those pictures to the changing room walls and anywhere else in the stadium (toilets etc.)

2) Get a transfer.

beth
02-09-2006, 11:55 AM
oh he's a sexy beast.

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