How to get out of school :P

[dj owenfan]

Does anyone know any way to get out of school? I just cant take school anymore and i just need a day off! (i hope this is ok to be a thread but if not just take it off and sorry)

[bum]

You shouldnt just take days of school ? Its not the right attitude towards school life. Its saturday in 5 days,

[Jordsxc0re]

if you genuinly are having problems at school [bully etc.] speak to a teacher or parent.

if you just don't wanna go cause you cba, try go in, you don't really wanna get behind on work and stuff for no reason, i speak from experience.

[Bef]

I know it sounds silly but if theres something specific upsetting you it's best to talk about it to someone, not just run away.
Everybody needs a day off to clear there heads now and then. I suggest, if you don't want to reveal to whoevers in charge of you what is really bothering you. I suggest just saying your really tired and headachey and just need a day for some r&r <3

[brandon]

I seriously hate school altogether mate, but I push myself to go and my record of attendance is amaculate.

[::d4nnyt::]

Does anyone know any way to get out of school?

Say you have womens problems mate.

[Rizla,]

Rofl ^

Just stay off, it's not hard not to go in.

[-Soph-]

It depends why you don't want to go in..

If your having issues at school, you need to talk to someone..

[Craig]

Stay in school we don't need another scrounger in this economy.

[:James:]

Stay in school we don't need another scrounger in this economy.Agree'd

Just fake being sick if you want one day off? Or go near someone with a virus ;)

[::d4nnyt::]

Stay in school we don't need another scrounger in this economy.

Lol! Totally agreed too.

Why don't you fake your own death or something?

[dj owenfan]

i just came back on to see how this was doing and people are saying mad things like you probley have problems and that. ok just to make it clear im not being bullied i just want to clear ma head so chill out

[Rizla,]

Goto a park or something, spend the day sitting off. If you can convince anyone to sag with you, do.

[dirrty]

If you just want to clear your head, you can always do something after school? Or weekends :)

[brandon]

do it tonight?

[Rizla,]

Smooooke.

[Barker]

Why don't you get some friends to bunk off with you?

[XOXOXOXOXOXOXOX]

you should really enjoy school while you can, cos work when your older will have longer hours, more stress and loads of other crap.

[Barker]

you should really enjoy school while you can, cos work when your older will have longer hours, more stress and loads of other crap.

Erm, i prefer work than school, atleast you get paid?

[womanizer]

In my college people walk about half way through the day and the teachers don't notice.

[Rizla,]

I spent a year and a half off school, I'm doing fine now, still in high sets etc. I prefer work to school, you have an incentive to go in, not so much hassle etc.

[-Soph-]

Its not really hard to stay off:s

you just say your ill :p

If you need to clear your head why don't you go away for the week somewhere?

[Midnight.Rose]

okay, well i've been off chool for a year and i'm back in now, at first it was hard but i love it so much i got home schooled during the time i was off. try that. but i promise you, you'll want to go back after a while. sorry about lame typing i'm in school. :]

[:Hazel]

Say your ill and just stay off. Not rocket science..

[Bef]

Stay in school we don't need another scrounger in this economy.

Just because someone doesn't stay in school doesn't make them a scrounger -cough- <33

And you can have my throat infection if you want. Bloody cainsss.

[Memmish]

Everyone needs a day off once in a while. I was always having a few days off here and there rofl, i still got really really good results. Sometimes i just thought if i go to school today i will sit, silent in a grump and do no work so instead stay home catch up on some homework etc.

When i was at college i decided if i didnt go so it was easy rofl but i remember the struggle of getting days off in school, best bet is just say you had a terrible headache all night and didnt sleep.

If you have actual issues at school that make you not want to go, its best to confide in someone you trust; parent/teacher/friend.

Notices you asked for yesterday.......so how did it go, did you get a day off?

[Tinsual]

Pretend to be ill, tell ur teacheru have dentist, and send in a fake letter signed by ur parents.

or just drop out basicly.

your Education, i wont stop you:)

[Fomas]

drop out and join the circus, the end.

On a serious note, its ok to have a few days off, i got good results and i wasnt in for most of year 11 lmao.

[2hd.]

Write a fake note (or exeat some schools call them) and bunk off for the afternoon.

[-Soph-]

Write a fake note (or exeat some schools call them) and bunk off for the afternoon.


Just a slight warning..
No idea if this is like this in your school, but one of my friends did this, And the teachers rung up her home (I have no idea why, Teachers do random checks on notes I think) and she got caught:eusa_wall

[Lµke]

drop out and join the circus, the end.

On a serious note, its ok to have a few days off, i got good results and i wasnt in for most of year 11 lmao.

Thats you loss, maybe if you was in more, you would of got even better results?

[Jcshua]

if you hate a teacher bad and they really annoy you, shout at you, give you detention for no reason - throw a chair at them.

you'll get expeled.


private tutor!

[a:p]

Pretend you've been sick throughout the night.


But really, in the long run; it's your qualifications and education that you're messing with. One day won't hurt being off but if it turns into something more frequent you're hurting yourself without realising it. School is there for a reason, use the advantage.

[Tussauds!]

just say your ill

or walk out of school (unless your schools gay like mine and you'll find yourself excluded for 4 days for doing it ;))

[Lubricant]

If you really need a day off, just don't go in. When I was at college, I took some days off for no reason. If you were in college, the teachers or anyone from the college won't contact you and they won't send your parents an attendance chart. I probably took about 20 days off in one year at college. Not all at once. Was one of the highest in my course. If you miss any work when you're off, just catch up when you can. Seriously, one day isn't gonna make you drop down a set.

[Carlos]

I'm so glad I'm at College and not still at compulsory education.

Only 2 and a half days a week, and if I took any time off, they don't do anything.

Ah, the easy life ;)

[alexxxxx]

Claz just doesn't go... She won't tell me why.

[Tussauds!]

;2523334']Claz just doesn't go... She won't tell me why.
i know y aint i gud ^_^

[liquid]

um tbh it's rather easy.

"mum i'm not going to school."

they argue yeah, but they can't physically force you ;]

[Tussauds!]

um tbh it's rather easy.

"mum i'm not going to school."

they argue yeah, but they can't physically force you ;]
i r say that 2 my mum

she says

ur grounded n not aloud on your comp!

[liquid]

i r say that 2 my mum

she says

ur grounded n not aloud on your comp!

so?
if she realises you don't care she'll give that up.

[alexxxxx]

i know y aint i gud ^_^

She tells me its cos she's lazy. That's not it.

[Tussauds!]

so?
if she realises you don't care she'll give that up.
ok i take your advice

i r do that for a few weeks and see if she gives up ;)

and alex it r like that but nto exactly if u get me

[Andy?]

Depends if your parents trust you. I never fake anything because I believe that what ever bad is happening, theres always better. If I really wanted to, I could easily tell my parents that I feel like i'm going to throw up, but it depends on you and your parents.

You can always skip, or make like a dentist note. Some people at my school either skip and fake a note or just find a note that a dentist gives to excuse you from missing class and photocopy it like 20 times.

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TRY PULLING A SICKI LOL, OR MAYBE JUST WAG(SKIVE, TRUANT) IT

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[Krusty]

The best day in the week to have a day off [just not going in or faking an illness] is wednesday. breaks up the week... im not encouraging you to though... (: stay in school and you wont get behind with your work ect.

[T0M]

In my old school used to scive, new one though they have electric gates that auto close and massive fences everywhere it sucks =(

Just fake or scive the whole day simple

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The Guide To Getting Away From School

1) Exscuses Below:

I Dont Feel Well
We got an inset day
My teacher got shot
The school burnt down
Tell em why u dnt want 2 go
I cant be ***ed

2)Skiving
If you see any boffs, run or beat em up
See any teachers, run
Get caught by any person of high authority, tell em ur lost (works on the 1st few weeks)
If u get caught, Take skiving lessons

[PriceTags]

I'm a bit of a swat and I never tell on them...

[<?PHP>]

ok then, grassing boffs, u knew wot i meant...

[StripedTiger]

Exscuses exscuses.

Well im pretty bad at faking being ill, so once or twice ive made myself ill. Glass of water, salt. works a treat. I didnt actually throw up beleive it or not =/ which was gay. I just had a bad stomach for one or two hours :D

Or if your okay and looking ill, keep letting your mam see you taking parasetamol etc. More convincing ;) Or ask if theres any medicine for sore throats etc.

[cocaine]

The Guide To Getting Away From School

1) Exscuses Below:

I Dont Feel Well
We got an inset day
My teacher got shot
The school burnt down
Tell em why u dnt want 2 go
I cant be ***ed

2)Skiving
If you see any boffs, run or beat em up
See any teachers, run
Get caught by any person of high authority, tell em ur lost (works on the 1st few weeks)
If u get caught, Take skiving lessons

LOLLLL.

[Bef]

Break your arm. Then if anyone makes u try and do something you can smack from across the head with your mampin cast...

[Barkseh2131]

I agree with Steph, keep letting your mam see you taking parasetamol - always worked a charm for me.

dnt do it too often like!

[the wombats]

I agree with Steph, keep letting your mam see you taking parasetamol - always worked a charm for me.

dnt do it too often like!

no wonder ur always drugged up.

just make it look like ur ill. i did. well i only said it whilst in bed coz you'd be shattered ect and wouldn't know the difference..

[Moh]

Just ask ur parents?
Just betend to be ill.
Guide to betend to be ill:
1 - Alarm goes off
2 - Put on snooze
3 - Ask parent to get parocetamol
4 - betend or take parocetamol
5 - Wait for about 30 mins
6 - Say to parents pain still hasnt gone
7 - Vaula, off school

[Jordie]

Does anyone know any way to get out of school? I just cant take school anymore and i just need a day off! (i hope this is ok to be a thread but if not just take it off and sorry)


find somewhere that no one is going to go to, if you got a free house
until school hours finish do it there:D

[lAdmire]

Suck it up. You'll be thankful you stayed in the long run.

[Shawnstra]

You shouldnt just take days of school ? Its not the right attitude towards school life. Its saturday in 5 days,

Wow, five days! :rolleyes::P

Anyway, I think you should go to school, if not, fake a stomachache[ur parents won't be with in the toilet with you] or vomitting[I am sure you would be able to cough up something] etc?

[+44]

Tbh you dont wanna miss school. I stayed on after my gcse's like an idiot i am. I had 32% attendence. Behind in art projects in the end thought cba an quit about 4 weeks ago. Since then i been nolyfin rs which is pretty sad but im waiting till i come bk from portugal to get a job.

The point is if you have one day off school your like o dat was easy lets try it again, Then you get into the habit of missing school staying in bed till 4 everyday being a lazy bum. But you dont want this its gonna get you nowhere and you need to concentrate on ur grades and stuff pretty much everything i didnt do. And tbh i regret it but theres nothing i can do except try to restart it in gloscat in sept.

[Dubble]

1. Hold your breath and push down untill you head is hot and make your mum/dad fell it say im sick / Or you can rub your head

2. Eat then put fingers down throat untill sick.

3. eat to much then go look at a pooie toilet.

4. Think or do somethink that will make you sick like eat it somethink that you hate like brocklie ( Hope spelled it right!)

Hope they help.

[Axel]

Walk out the gate.

[le harry]

What grade are you in? Missing a day of Year 10 - 12 is critical, you have to have like cancer ;)

Everything up to year 9 is formative crap which has no meaning so go for your life.