Things you shouldn't say...

[PaintYourTarget]

...during or after intercourse.

And for that, you win a cookie!
Would this be a bad time to tell you I'm gay?Discuss.

[liquid]

i have aids.

[Kymux]

My wife has dinner ready
That's $40
I've had better.

[Kasabian]

Lol .

[vibrant]

That was great *wrong name here* ?>>!>!?!>"?!

[immature]

Oops the condom broke, my bad.

[risque]

You are a man in drag, aren't you?
You are a woman in drag, aren't you?
Screaming the wrong name...yeah, you get the idea.

[Sazzle]

Oops the condom broke, my bad.
that's ok, i've already got aids anyway

[vibrant]

that's ok, i've already got aids anyway


How horrified would the other person be lmao!

[Bef]

You know how i said i was on the pill...

[Bef]

First come, first serve... After not giving your partner ANY pleasure whatsoever

Sorry for double post... thought i was editing. DONT BEAT ME.

[PaintYourTarget]

Close your legs, you dirty girl.

[??!shadow!??]

Its ok if you think im not attractive, just imagine i'm your mum, like i was doing

[Ezzie.]

"You Know How I Said I Was A Man?"

[Adam$]

What on earth is THAT?!

[liquid]

What on earth is THAT?!

ahahaha that made me lol.

[vibrant]

Its ok if you think im not attractive, just imagine i'm your mum, like i was doing

That would work if they were two girls?

[risque]

My condom fell off, I think your second mouth ate it.

[Bef]

Wait... your alive?

Next.

Tomorrow you may feel a burning sensation when you go to the toilet, don't get to worked up, you wont die.

-Ringsupmate- Okay you owe me a tenner, i pulled the pig.

Have you found the right hole yet?

You know when i said i was 16...

Pass the fungal creame.

Damn gasoline is so much better then vaseline... -lights ciggy-

[Adam$]

hah, i've removed it.

[vibrant]

Have you been fishing lately?

No that was extremely rubbish and not funny what so ever.. :(

[risque]

Have you been fishing lately?

No that was extremely rubbish and not funny what so ever.. :(

It still made me "lol". [:

[liquid]

Does it always go that quickly?

[Kardan]

Damn, I'm late for my next... meeting... :rolleyes:

[Bef]

Can i borrow your hairbrush...

So whats your second name... Shall little britney take on your lastname or mine or we could just double barrel.

Do you smell something?

Cash or cheque?

Did i tell you my great aunt gertrude died in this bed?

Its nice being in bed with a women i don't have to inflate

Do you know what some female spiders do after sex?

What? I thought a sock would be a great substitute for a condom...

[PaintYourTarget]

Just imagine, this time next week, it'll be your best friend lieing there.

[Adam$]

THAT's your voice?!

[PaintYourTarget]

THAT's your reproductive organ?!

[Kymux]

That's 3 generations now!

[Neurotic2]

Sorry, I have a call from my wife
Your dumped
Thats £30 please
I'm a transexual
I have AIDS
Sorry, let me take my vibrator out first

[rosiemin]

ive seen bigger
tell me wen its in

[Bef]

Iv got 178 stis, 17 of which are only found in sharks.

It was like throwing a sasauge down a hallway...

Wheres my shovel?

Lets just make sure the lights off next time...

You woke me up for that?

[summer]

"Wrong hole.."

[Kymux]

Your mum was better.

[PaintYourTarget]

I refuse to continue untill you put your paper bag back on.

[Bef]

Now, don't tell anyone i touched you.

[SHEEPY_luvs_u]

"how was that for you?"
"I've had better."

[PaintYourTarget]

Quick, get back to school before your reception teacher notices your gone.

[SHEEPY_luvs_u]

do you take it up the *******?

Nick. (Forum Moderator) - Please don't avoid the filter.

[Neurotic2]

Quick, get back to school before your reception teacher notices your gone.

SOZ BUT LMAO

@atthepersonwhobadreppedmeyouareclearynotgdinthehe ad

[kreechin]

so...about that Canadian..
Oh my god i left te oven on!
*Half way though* Get off mun. you need a shower.

[Adam$]

5/10. Needs improvement.

[FlyingJesus]

"furni plz"
"lmao"

[-Soph-]

"furni plz"
"lmao"

ROFLLL.

- And I got out of bed this morning.. FOR THAT?

[Chaz]

They have protection for this now?
Sorry, your sister was better..

[benjamin]

They have protection for this now?
Sorry, your sister was better..
Lmao, I still like the;

"Does it usually go that quick?"

[-Soph-]

- Have you seen the cat anywhere?

[Bef]

Posh ***, you gave me lobsters

*Yawn* i just had the most amazing nap

*Scream* i just had the most terrible nightmare

Thats another 5 years in therapy for me then

Has anyone ever told you that size doesn't matter? THEY WERE LYING!

[benjamin]

Posh ***, you gave me lobsters

*Yawn* i just had the most amazing nap

*Scream* i just had the most terrible nightmare

Thats another 5 years in therapy for me then

Has anyone ever told you that size doesn't matter? THEY WERE LYING!
LOL thats a good one

[FlyingJesus]

"sorry"

[Ry]

"Scammer" :-D

[PaintYourTarget]

Lmao@Bef and Sheepy, they've had the best.

[Kymux]

Let's play ball.

[RedStratocas]

"Wait... is that supposed to happen?"

"3 minutes! A new record!"

[summer]

"Can I use PayPal?"

[Chaz]

Do you take Citrus?

How much for another go?

[PaintYourTarget]

Wow, it's just like riding a horse!

[Neurotic2]

Blimey, wheres your hole?

[PaintYourTarget]

You're a MAN? Oh wait, that's right... My bad.
You're a MAN? ... AND WHAT A MAN!

[hindu]

be right back

[Neurotic2]

- Oh deary me, sorry Mrs Smith!
- OMG MATCH OF THE DAY IS ON
- When is this supposed to feel good?
- Smile for the camera
- I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs?!
- On second thought, turn the lights off
- Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober...
- Is that blood on the headboard?
- That leak better be from the waterbed!

[Eamonn]

my vagina has gone into muscle spasms, were stuck like this SOZ.

[vibrant]

my vagina has gone into muscle spasms, were stuck like this SOZ.

rofl!!!!!!

[PiXeLaRtIsT]

i have a wart on my willy

[dirrty]

You shouldnt say like
- Damn that was small
- Pfft. Ive had better and digger
- Is that all that came out?
- Same time next week?
- Dont call me.
- OMG IM PREGZ!!