Cheesy chat up lines..

[Kasabian]

"Hey, I've got a magic watch...wanna see how it works?"

"Sure..."

***looking at magic watch*** "It tells me you don't have any panties on."

"Well...it's wrong."

"Damn thing's an hour fast again."
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I would buy you a drink but your so hot it would evaporate:rolleyes:
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**** your index finger and rub it on the girl's top / blouse and follow this up with
"it's about time we got you out of those wet clothes".
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"If you're a good girl I'll make your day, but if you play your cards right I'll make your hole weak. "
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"Nice legs, what time do they open? "
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"Come and sit on my lap and we´ll talk about the first thing that pops up."
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I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
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Lmao :rolleyes:

[vibrant]

Ur you must have sore feet cus you've been running through my mind all day?

[-Soph-]

LMAO.
I like the first one and this one

"Nice legs, what time do they open? "
You got a smile out of me:rolleyes:

[Jamie!]

You: -Gives 20p-
Her: Whats that for?
You: To phone your mom and tell her you wont be going home tonight

Hi, i'm new here, can you give me directions to your house?

If I could rearrange the alphabet i'd put U and I together

Is there an airport nearby or is it just my heart taking off?

You: Do you play the trumpet?
Her: No
You: You must do cause you have sure made me horny

I'm good at maths, U + I = 69

[Kasabian]

You: Do you play the trumpet?
Her: No
You: You must do cause you have sure made me horny

I'm good at maths, U + I = 69


Lmao, I lol'd at the bottom one.



If I could rearrange the alphabet i'd put U and I together

That is one of the most cheeseist ones.

[laurenx]

These aren't chat up lines but I think these are quite funny there female comebacks which are chat lines basically..

HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.

HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.

HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

HE: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
SHE: Unfertilised.

HE: So, your place or mine?
SHE: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine

HE: I would go to the end of the world for you.
SHE: But would you stay there?

[summer]

"We don't need to go to a restaurant."
"Why?"
"'Cause you can have my meat and veg. for dinner."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or shall I walk by again?"

[Kasabian]

These aren't chat up lines but I think these are quite funny there female comebacks which are chat lines basically..

HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.

HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.

HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

HE: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
SHE: Unfertilised.

HE: So, your place or mine?
SHE: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine

HE: I would go to the end of the world for you.
SHE: But would you stay there?

Yeah... Messed up your copy and paste there didn't you.

[summer]

"There are 206 bones in the human body, want one more?"

[Kasabian]

"There are 206 bones in the human body, want one more?"


*****.

[dirrty]

Lmao very funny ^^^

800th post <3

[FlyingJesus]

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"If you're a good girl I'll make your day, but if you play your cards right I'll make your hole weak. "
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loooooooooooooool only works when it's written down I guess but that's well good. MUST TRY IT ON HABBO

ow's abouts: "You smell, let's take a shower"

[PaintYourTarget]

I'll give you some chocolate if you sneak out of English for me, you wont need the alphabet at my place ;)

I bet you &#163;250 that you wouldn't sleep with me!

[BEYONCE 4]

uhh ok