stupid question stupid answer

[ltwistedburn]

read title
ill start duh

e.g
y is the grass green??
because its not red

ok lets begin

y is the sky blue???

[Dirgeofcerberus]

bcuz ur eyes r blue

why are you posting in this thread?

[ltwistedburn]

because the others wer full

y r u stroking a cat??

[Dirgeofcerberus]

bcoz im not stroking a dog

why are you here?

[ltwistedburn]

because im not there >

y is the queen called the queeen?

[Dirgeofcerberus]

bcoz she wasnt called the king

why are chips crinkly?

[JimboBetter]

because noone has ironed them recently


why am i called jimbo

[Dirgeofcerberus]

bcuz they missed the b off the end of your name

why is the earth round?

[camera]

because its stupid if its square

why do i find this thread dumb?

[Dirgeofcerberus]

bcoz you posted in it

why is water blue?

[kasi]

bcos its not pink

why is the sun orange

[Dirgeofcerberus]

bcoz its made from orange juice

why do we have 5 toes?

[kasi]

because we dont have 6

why do leafs change colour

[ltwistedburn]

because nerds **** them

y do birds love chips?

[Dirgeofcerberus]

cuz they hate burgers

why do we have names?

[Neurotic2]

cos theyre fat and need to lose weight

why am i cooking a pudding basin half-dressed on a hot winters day?

[ltwistedburn]

cos u want to feed ur hamster

y am i drinking cilit bang :O look how shiny i am

[camera]

`cause you wanna be shiny

y r life pathetic?

[Dirgeofcerberus]

cos the meaning of life r 42

why is white called white?

[camera]

because its suppose to be spelt as 'w-h-i-t-e'

y is time moving so fast, even if theres nothing fun going on?

[Dirgeofcerberus]

bcoz time flies when your not having fun

why are you so sad?

[Puzzling]

because if was happy you wouldnt ask me why i was sad..

why can't penguins fly?

[infatuation]

because they're fat.

why are you so dang foolish?

[Uber-Jason]

becasue u ate to much

why do footballers dive

[ltwistedburn]

because they had to many pies

y do monkeys like soup???

[DiscoPat]

because they do

why ıs lıfe strange

[Jack.]

because a donkey said so.

why is the sky blue.

[Uber-Jason]

becasue god kicked over the paint pot

why do men have nipples

[ltwistedburn]

because he was cold

y do monkeys love cows???

[Uber-Jason]

becasue they go moo

what do ok mean?

[ltwistedburn]

it means cheese!!

what is the function of a rubber duck

[Uber-Jason]

to serve as ur bath slave

y do people actualy play habbo?

[ltwistedburn]

because ducks can smoke chips

why can penguins not fly??

[Jesus-Egg]

because when Santa created the universe, he made penguins so that they would explode if they attempted to fly.

Who invented the potato?

[ltwistedburn]

mr hienz mc beans

y do curtains hang out

[?smartygirl?]

So no one can see us.
Why do you sleep?

[Blinger1]

So you aren't tired.

Why did people "evolve" from monkeys?

[Muhammad Haris]

Dunno! :s

Why do you eat?

[Blinger1]

i dont.

What caused the Big Bang?

[Smile]

chopsticks

why is the sky blue

[Muhammad Haris]

coz it's blue! :)

Why do people get confused?

[Blinger1]

reflection of the ocean.

Why aren't you a guy?

[Smile]

my mum didn't feel like it.

why is a bird called a bird

[Blinger1]

my mum didn't feel like it.

why is a bird called a bird
your dad didnt*

because it can fly.

why is there purple in ur sig?

[Herman]

why is there purple in ur sig?
There isn't.

Why are looking at this post?

[Blinger1]

Because i am bored.

Why isn't habbo american?

[Homosexual]

Because they're accents. (NO OFFENCE)

Why does bold look better?

[FlyingJesus]

Because you're into fat people.

Why is Bon Jovi such a good singer?

[Gorgeous]

becuase he snacks on baked beans.

Why does my pencil have chew marks on.

[ltwistedburn]

because a bird got hungry

y is a chicken a dog??

[Dirgeofcerberus]

becuz the chicken crossed the road

why is this forum on the internet?

[scubadiva]

Because it wouldn't be any good in a book

Why do people on this thread keep aksing why the sky is blue?

[Dirgeofcerberus]

becuz they r colorblind

why is the grass green?

[Homosexual]

so you cant see frogs

Why don't I like words not in BOLD?

[PS2.]

Because you can't read non-bold without your glasses

Why don't roosters lay eggs?

[brandon]

because a tv isn't spherical

why is the sky blue

[scubadiva]

Because they're male (it'd look kinda weird if your dad gave birth to you wouldn't it?)

How many builders does it take to change a light bulb?

[ltwistedburn]

10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000
00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00001

how many heads do a foot smile at??

[Homosexual]

five hundred, ninety seven, point one one one one.

What does the red ubtton do?

[Dirgeofcerberus]

blows up the blue button

why is why called why?

[KnuxIBF]

Because Tony Blair told us so. :]

Why is HabboxForum Orange?

[Homosexual]

Cos orange rules.

How do you spell roar?

[KnuxIBF]

with letters.

Why is blue blue?

[cocaine]

COS 7 8 9

why am i sitting down

[KnuxIBF]

Cause you have no legs.

Why is a forum called a forum?

[ltwistedburn]

because foumr was taken

y does christmas rule!!!!!!!!

[Rusty_x]

Cos Halloween lost.

Why do musicals sing?

Rusty

[Uber-Jason]

coz there irritating

why is yougart spelt like that?

[ltwistedburn]

because yetgit was taken

woy is 2+32.45348753748963347438963

[JimboBetter]

34.7575463535495?

Why is football called football?

[Homosexual]

cos you put your foot against a sphere..

whats 1+1+1+2+2+2+3+3+3+5+5+5?

[dirrty]

33

can birds fly?

[Homosexual]

no, they're puppets.

akem as a cool habbo name, why?

[-Soph-]

I have no idea.


What came first, the chicken or the egg?

[Homosexual]

Both.

Imagine theres a man inside a box. How can you get the man out of the box to go away?

[/Rossco\]

put it on a cooker.

how can you fly without wings.

[Jesus-Egg]

By having invisible wings and pretending that you don't have any.

Why does the Pringles guy have a moustache?

[Homosexual]

Cos he can see how mouldy crisps are made.

Why does Jesus-Egg have Oh My Gawd!!!! for his Title?

[Jesus-Egg]

Because I used my psychic powers to change it.

Why are oranges orange?

[Shinigami]

Because if they were blue you would call them blues and people would get confused whether you mean the fruit or the music.

Why do old people smell funny ?

[Jesus-Egg]

Because they have problems controlling their bladder

What is the meaning of life for an amoeba?

[Homosexual]

Nothing.

Why do I feel like killing myself?

[Joahh]

Because your emo

Why do i have big feet?

[Homosexual]

Cos I'm not emo.

Why do I like living in Lowestoft?

[Joahh]

Because its a cool place ;P

Why do i have finger nails?

[dirrty]

To reach the bogies.

Why is the sky blue?

[Homosexual]

Cos we're colour blind. It's supposed to be white.

Why do I love the habbo name akem?

[reindeer.]

Because youre weird.

Why is my tv on so loud?

[Jesus-Egg]

because there is a ghost in your house that enjoys watching tv, but the ghost is deaf so it turns the volume up when you're not looking.

Why is water wet?

[ltwistedburn]

because sand is dry

y is the queen the queen??

[dirrty]

Because she was born into the royal family

Does my bum look big in this?

[shenk.]

only if your house is on fire

can i do a backflip?

[Homosexual]

no, your back don't flip.

Why do I love the name VITO201?

[sam iz da buz]

coz ur hard

wots for tea

[ReviewDude]

Whatever wasn't for breakfast.

Who is my friend?

[Homosexual]

Vera.

Why do I like grey?

[Jackbee]

Cause ur old

Pies good, yes?

[Minix]

No because they are bad.

Why are bunnies round?

[Homosexual]

Cos they're square.

Why is green the new blue?

[Jesus-Egg]

because the old blue was stolen by aliens.

Why are hotdogs called hotdogs?

[Minix]

Because they aren't hot cats.

Why do I think that green is cool?

[ltwistedburn]

because blue is cake

y do rabbits love being thrown out of windows??

[PigsNose]

Because they like to be David Attenborough.

Why do you like eating five million chips at once?

[boyslikegirls]

Because they like to be David Attenborough.

Why do you like eating five million chips at once?
because im a fat obese child.

y du we ask these dumb questions?

[PigsNose]

'Cause we are on drugs.

[Jesus-Egg]

You didn't ask a question.

Why is it cold in the winter?

[brandon]

because the sun comes out

why do we have eyes

[PigsNose]

So We Can Hear
Why Didn't I ask a question?

[kasi]

bcos u actually did but you just dont know it :]

why is the sky pink

[benjamin]

lol coz its blue

why is wood made out of wood

[PigsNose]

'Cos the sea got drunk and didn't want to be a part of it!
Why did your mum fall down the stairs?

[brandon]

because the television evaporated.

Why do we have AM and PM?

[benjamin]

coz someone got confused n typo

why is match sticks and football matches seven?

[PigsNose]

'Cos the pig said neigh
Why did the primeministery collapse in front of the podium?

[benjamin]

coz she yellow
why does sheeps sing cow

[Minix]

Because it would be stupid if they sang Pig. Perhaps a variation of horse would be acceptable >.<

Why am I so fat?

[:[]

Because u have not been eatin enuf

Why is my wrist all cut

[ltwistedburn]

cos the postman gave u papercuts

y does a cow go quack

[Minix]

Because people would be confused if cows went neigh.

When was the first cinnamon tea made?

[benjamin]

seventy six duplicated garage doors.

why did the shelf get wet when it rained

[PigsNose]

Because it was sunny?
Why did the ape say boo?

[VenomEmotion]

Cuz' it has no friends

What came first, the chicken or the egg. :D

[DiscoPat]

damn, erm chicken.

why do you hate me?

[benjamin]

sky isn't fake

why heat when there is always bricks over south

ERRRRRRRRRRRRR WTH? I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO THAT ;_;

[jake4568]

because u have no meat.

y do i like the taste of the green buggers in my nose but not the yellow or white ones?

[benjamin]

because the sea isn't hard enough

why is the drumstick bent

[VenomEmotion]

Because its dumb.

Why are tvs square?

[FlyingJesus]

Because I ordered a bacon cheeseburger.

How many seagulls are there in a litre of Sprite?

[ltwistedburn]

1

how many cows can take over the world at any 1 time?

[Jesus-Egg]

1438.5

This statement is false. True or false?

[Minix]

True but false.

Is the square root of 67596456hjhgk.5287g22 124ygf31958 or 381gh.g?

[Tyrannic]

What was the point in that?

[Art]

381gh.g?

How many cups are in a mole?

[ltwistedburn]

1.445345433333333333333333333333333333333333333333 33333333333ª

wot is the egg of venus?

[Blinger1]

not sure.

Would you marry a habbo?

[:Hazel]

am i bovvered?

why do cows moo?

[benjamin]

because yellow is arrogtant

why is saucepans seven

[Mirmana]

Because the aunt of my mothers mother has a son whose nephew loves to sleep in the kitchen.

Who is the rice of London?

[benjamin]

maths class

why is tomatoe sauce smell of turnips

[Jazza]

Because Homer Simpson is a dink

Why is the next person to post a man in a woman's body?

[benjamin]

because you suck

why does the person above suck?

[Jazza]

Because: I'm a Rocketman!

Why would you go and do that then?

[benjamin]

7x5 is doorbell

why is heaven glued

[Jazza]

Because I spilt the gravy

Why don't you eat children?

[stratosphere]

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[ltwistedburn]

because cheese told me to

what is my actuall number in letters x by 5

[Amerix]

A Letter


Why am i saying why?

[Juch]

cos the giraffe fell over.

why are we playing stupid question game?

[UDunKnow]

Because i'm cool :D
Why Am I Cool?

[DJ.Standish]

because u suck noodles..


Why do noodles suck?

[Excel]

They dont


Why am I awsome