How Can I Break Up With Her Nicely?

[Machine Head]

How can I break up with my girlfriend without her hating me and stuff? I really want to be friends with her, before our relationship breaks and we won't even be friends.

I won't give you an explanation, but just say that our relkationship is really bad. We have constant arguements etc, and our relationhip is really bumpy (like UP, down, UP, down =]]).

I can't stand the fighting, making up, then fighting again anymore.

So, help me please? :P

[hit-by-a-car]

tell her your ready to move on.

[Hecktix]

Tell her you're gay. Girls like having a gay best friend :)

Seriously:

I don't think there is a nice way to finish with someone. It just depends how much respect/feelings you have for eachother that determines whether you will be friends or not.

[TheLastShadow]

If its like up down up down up down then why are you complaining
?

Lol :P

I dont think telling her your gay is a good idea..unless he is really. If he tells her, she might spread it around and you'll get picked on

[vibrant]

If its like up down up down up down then why are you complaining
?

Lol :P

Not funny.


Tell her what you feel.

[Axel]

If you kill her, she won't be angry. She'll be dead.

[TheLastShadow]

Not funny.


Tell her what you feel.
Oh jeez im so sorry one who needs a sence of humor.

[vibrant]

Oh jeez im so sorry one who needs a sence of humor.

I have a sense of humour, but I'm afraid your past post wasn't funny in the slightest.

[Rizla]

I'm sure she feels the same way if you're always having fights, just say "I don't want to be with you because..." You need the because if you still want to be mates with her.

[FlyingJesus]

Tell her you're in love with me. She'll understand.

[Rizla]

Who wouldn't? ;)

[dirrty]

text her saying ur dumped.

[Axel]

text her saying ur dumped.

But that's the wimpy wat out of things.

[Nightrose]

Theres no easy way to end a relationship nicely, just sit her down some where quietly and explain that things arent working out, and that it be better for both of you to go back to being friends

[Machine Head]

Tell her you're in love with me. She'll understand.

Lmao, but I thought you wanted our little th'ang to be a secret?


I'm sure she feels the same way if you're always having fights, just say "I don't want to be with you because..." You need the because if you still want to be mates with her.

Okay, thanks :)


If its like up down up down up down then why are you complaining
?

Lol :P



Like Bec (it is Bec, right? :$), not funny. :) And we don't need a sense of humour, you just need better jokes :P

Thanks everyone that helped! +rep when I can :)

[Andy?]

If its like up down up down up down then why are you complaining
?

Lol :P

I dont think telling her your gay is a good idea..unless he is really. If he tells her, she might spread it around and you'll get picked on

I laughed really hard at that one lol.

Once I tried to break up with my gf and it ended up her and her whole gang of friends hating me. Then they stole my cookie at school!

no seriously, they did. It was choclate from the cafeteria. I was at the library reading and they stole it! Then I took their agendas and an apple and smashed it into the garbage :)

[Rizla]

Are you in primary school? That's kind of pathetic.

[Machine Head]

Are you in primary school? That's kind of pathetic.

Erm, if that was directed at me, no, I'm in secondary school... :s

[Rizla]

I've just given you advice, which suggests I can relate to what you're on about, why would I then call you pathetic? Read the post above mine ;)

[Machine Head]

My bad :P