° Jokes Page °

[Foxxen]

° Does anybody have any funny jokes? I am so bored, and I **** at telling jokes :'(. But oh well :P. So.... anybody have any jokes? °

[micky.blue.eyes]

Let's see.
*thinking*
*getting a head ache*
*stops thinking because I don't want my head to be blown off :p*

I have on but it is to long to remember so I'll try to find the paper where the joke is on and I'll edit this post when I found it :D

[P_R_I_N_C_E_S_S*L_E_X_Y]

i got summat funny but it ent rly a joke

read this then go dwn...plz dnt cheat n do the second part first coz it ent as funny hope u like this neways i kno loads of yaz have probs already sin it but ya kno....

this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is ******* cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat



k now go bk n read the 3rd word of evry line

[P_R_I_N_C_E_S_S*L_E_X_Y]

the ******* is ment ta say censored

Edited by Jacko2kn3: Please do NOT avoid the filter. It is there for a reason

[Homosexual]

the ----- is ment ta say -----

Please don't swear.

Edited by Jacko2kn3: Please leave the mod work to the mods. If you find something wrong with a post then report it. Thanks!

[P_R_I_N_C_E_S_S*L_E_X_Y]

the ******* is ment ta say censored

Edited by Jacko2kn3: Please do NOT avoid the filter. It is there for a reason


im sorry :angel1: :werock:

[Foxxen]

Oh great I thought htose posts were jokes when I saw like 6 replies. :'( oh well.

[gregzilla]

so much for my sides busting...
here's one:
a blonde phones the firebrigade up and says:
Blonde: Help, i've been cooking and my pans set on fire!
fireman:Ok, calm down please, can you tell me how to get to the fire?
Blonde(in sarcastic voice):In you're firetruck you dummy!

[Foxxen]

so much for my sides busting...
here's one:
a blonde phones the firebrigade up and says:
Blonde: Help, i've been cooking and my pans set on fire!
fireman:Ok, calm down please, can you tell me how to get to the fire?
Blonde(in sarcastic voice):In you're firetruck you dummy!

lol that's funny

[P_R_I_N_C_E_S_S*L_E_X_Y]

so much for my sides busting...
here's one:
a blonde phones the firebrigade up and says:
Blonde: Help, i've been cooking and my pans set on fire!
fireman:Ok, calm down please, can you tell me how to get to the fire?
Blonde(in sarcastic voice):In you're firetruck you dummy!

:o :o :o tht was so not funny i kno ppl say blondes r dumb but not all of them r i kno loadsa blondes n they r all clever includin me :p naa only jokin im not clever!!

[Foxxen]

I am half blond and I am VERY smart. I don't think blonds are dumb, but that joke was funny :P