Birthday Beats.

[Dudey!]

What is the point in Birthday Beats? Its like some kind of weird tradition.
And its my Birthday tomorrow. I go to a Boarding School. Dreading it. Good thing is that theres only one person that knows, my moms friend. But her son also goes to my school, and is going to send him in with a present.
I know it sounds harsh, but at this current moment in time, i wish he would fall ill.. or something.
I could pull a sicky.. but it would be pretty obvious.

Any help?

+REP for anything decent.

[whoami?]

say *** it aint my bday!!!!!!!!!

[dirrty]

i dont give bday beats anymore because its childish now lmao. ive matured :)

this kid at my school got excluded for a few days (cant remember) because he gave someone bday beats and the person said he was bullying him and beating him up.

[Janeisntpleased]

they're not that bad...you're taking this a bit seriously aren't you?
they'll be done with in about one minute, so just put up with it.

[vibrant]

Deny its you're birthday and say it's in the Xmas holidays?

[DiscoPat]

your gonna get pwned lol.

jk lol, erm its just something, erm ugh its good ye :)

[Marsquake]

don't be scared, just tell people its your birthday.... and just joke about the bumps.

[Ostinato]

It's all part of the birthday banter! If it gets out of hand or whatever just tell them to back off, but I'd take it all on the sholdour and would just get on with it - afterall it does only come around once a year! ;P

[Fonejacker]

Your a baby lol :S Weird kid it's a bit of fun lol If you really dont want the beats tell them but they will do it anyway lol

[tbh imo no m8]

Hit em back and kick n bite em that way they cant do nuffing =]

[:Hazel]

Birthday beats? Ive never heard of this. If people see you given a present from this boy say your birthday was last week or something. :s

[Fonejacker]

Lol my dad always gives me Birth Day beats and "Pinch Punch First day of the mounth" And hes like 50 lol Everyone does it... Tradition :)

[alexxxxx]

People do it in our school and hard boys started CRYING because they got them so bad. =[ Some people evern have gone home, and if you're caught giving birthday beats you get suspended.

[Mentor]

o.0 its only for fun? whats the problem, all part of haveing a birthday :p

[massacre]

boxing gloves.

[shenk.]

Lol, anyone i give birthday beats to turns round and punches me in the kidney - try that xP

[Andy?]

Guess what? it was my birthday today. no one knew except for my brother and sister. My sister (3 years older than me) comes running down the hall with a huge card tha ther and her friends signed. They started screaming happy birthday. Ofcourse, I like my sister a lot, but I was really embarrased and that. After that I had about 140 punches and people kept pushing me so my nose bled twice and some kid punched me with this ring and my bruse started bleeding and he got suspended.

[shenk.]

Guess what? it was my birthday today. no one knew except for my brother and sister.

And everyone on this forum lol


Aww, cute @ your sister lol

My sister dosen't know when my birthday is? shes er... 4years older then me =\

[scubadiva]

Guess what? it was my birthday today. no one knew except for my brother and sister. My sister (3 years older than me) comes running down the hall with a huge card tha ther and her friends signed. They started screaming happy birthday. Ofcourse, I like my sister a lot, but I was really embarrased and that. After that I had about 140 punches and people kept pushing me so my nose bled twice and some kid punched me with this ring and my bruse started bleeding and he got suspended.

That's real comforting!

I'd tell your friend that you want him to keep it quiet about the present and be discreet. If he doesn't, oh well, just take it on the chin.