- Mystic Karl Predicts -

[Biseinen]

No, seriously. I have been given the utmost powers of prophecy with my visions of the 'what-may-be'. So, ask me anything and I shall grant you the knowledge of knowing your incredible future*!

Mystic Karl







*Note: Predictions may not come true. Hell, they might and then you can reward me with tons of money, alcohol and virgin sacrifices.

[Plank]

will i win the lottery when im 16?

[Biseinen]

will i win the lottery when im 16?

No, but thou shall lose ones purirty.

[Plank]

No, but thou shall lose ones purirty.
what u mean 'purirty'
and DAMN YOU I WILL WIN THE LOTTERY WHEN IM 16
u lie

[Biseinen]

what u mean 'purirty'
and DAMN YOU I WILL WIN THE LOTTERY WHEN IM 16
u lie

Good luck with losing it.

Sorry, your future is now closed for that question.

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[PaintYourTarget]

Have I accidently put a bun in my girlfriends oven?

[FlyingJesus]

Have I accidentally put a bun in Propergander's girlfriend's oven?

[womanizer]

Have I accidently but a bun in FlyingJesus' friends Propergander's girlfriend's oven?

[Demynx]

Will I be the president of the world?

[Biseinen]

@The people who have put buns in their girlfriends ovens: Yes, you did leave it in there. I suggest you go and eat it out of her oven before it gets cold.


Will I be the president of the world?

I'm sorry, you shall not be president of the world, you will make a great slice of toast tommorow though which will make you extremly happy.

[Move-Along-fnx-]

When will i lose me v :rolleyes:

[Biseinen]

When will i lose me v :rolleyes:

[Stares into crystal ball]

Oooooo, yes, yes! It looks highly possible! Yes, it has been confirmed! You will lose it at a pure age of 46.

[Move-Along-fnx-]

I think ya 30 years too late :rolleyes:

[:Hazel]

Will Norwich ever win the league again? :rolleyes:

[Move-Along-fnx-]

Will Norwich ever win the league again? :rolleyes:
lol@tht

[Biseinen]

Will Norwich ever win the league again? :rolleyes:

My crystal ball broke when I asked it that question!

@Move-Along: Sorry, there has been confusion, I saw you with a man in my crystal ball when you were 46...

Oops, wrong one. :rolleyes:

[Move-Along-fnx-]

lol :p

[FrozenWhisper]

Will I one day FINALLY go and see My Chemical Romance or The Rasmus in concert?
:rolleyes: 3 times now, I've been set to buy the tickets, but they sell out by the time I sort out who's going.