The funniest noobiest sayings on habbo of all time

[3420]

Okay, Post your most noobiest most funniest most pathetic sayings you heard on habbo before ^^

Mine I would say is:
''Lost_Witness Is My cousin'' PMSFL!

[∙Matthew∙]

Let's see...
I got a few.
"LOK!!!!!1 ********* HAPPENZ WEN U TIPE UR PAZZWORD IN!!!!
"ILL GIVE U A CATUS FOR A RARE"
"It's not aNy brown plasto - it's v11 brown plasto!"
Hmm... The Award Goes To....
"[email protected] is the hotel managers email address...
send your name and pass and bday and she'll give you 1oooooooo free creditz
cause shes like, my sister"
That last remark got a reply of.. "Callie got banned monthes ago... :S"

Remember for anyone who reads this.. Scamming is against The Habbo Way and will get you banned.
So don't try this.

[3420]

Lmao ^^ :)

[Boxiel]

Lol i love noob saying, i got a great screenie at home somthing like

"WHO WANFS 10001 CRFITS FORS 1 FURSI!!!"

[∙Matthew∙]

Pmsl.
Boxiel Its: "WHo WANTTZS !!1000.012 CRedItfs fUR freEeeeEee?!!"

[Purple]

Most common:

PLZZZZ PAVRE DON8 TRONE U GT 2 MNY I WNT 1 PLZZZZZZZ

[-leestrong-]

Heres the one I love:

don8 throne bobba 4 frew credz!

[SnowTwist]

"I Will get you banned if you don't gimme a throne"

[benjamin]

i r callie on er nu accownt

[∙Matthew∙]

I NO LOT_WIITNEZZ AND IU ANM COLLECTIN DOn8IONZ!
Heard it today.

[Simplicated]

"can i have a throne please" lol
"selling a nice cumfy chair"
"i have been playing habbo for 6 years"
"i am a moderator"

[Pompous-User]

"PRESS 999 4 LEZ SMEX I PAY THRONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

A classic.

[tekni]

the best ever:

colmc, trick or treat

[Just-One]

My favourite is:

"OMFGZZzaaaa LOCK YA FURNIES IN UR ROOMS MSG ARE COMING TO H4x U ALL OMFGZZZAAAAAAA"

[tekni]

These are some classics:

'Hello, I'm the hotel inspector, can you give me your furni so I can inspect it'
'Hi, i'm the taxman'
'Give me fernis and i give you a job tha pais!

[Myzas]

Pweese Bwe MWY MUWUMMY. Loooooool

[paul♥]

Tbh I think the word “noob” is :)

[warn]

Its got to be, 1 furni for a job that pays
i dont get the logic, except the job never pays

[jackass]

"I nweed a dwaddy and mwummy, waaaaaa"

That makes me want to kill them. :rolleyes:

[letisix]

This one:

Hey Can i have your Hc sofa? If you don't i'll tell a mod!! So give me it now

[Pompous-User]

"WAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaAAAAAAAA
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAA
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AA
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WAAAAAAAA
WAAAA
WA!"

Too many Habbo children on E-Numbers have the need to scream 'Waa' in a room.

[visa.]

Ahem, some of us BETA testers *have* been playing for six years, Simplicated. I take exception to that.

[TheLastShadow]

"Mwe want a bwottle mwommy. Pwease cwan i hwave a bwother?" OMG I JUST WNAT TO KILL THOSE FRIGGEN BABIES. There soo anoying.

1) Babies dont talk.
2) Toddlers dont even talk like that
3) When you say it out loud, it doesnt even make sence

[Everlong]

I had one a while ago..."Give me your pass and i'll put on 1000 free credits, you can even lock your rooms so i can't get in them" lmao xD.

"can i have some free furni please" so i gave her 1 piece... "awww but i need 2 give me another one i need 2" xD

"Give me 4 blue dragons for my hc sofa" i replyed no... "but you have loads give me them now!"

"Give me you pass and i will put 1000 credits on your account, you must be hc member, you must have credits and you must have lots and lots of furni for it to work."

Lol theres loads more but i cant think of them right now. the funny thing is i probably would have fell for them back in the day lol.

[Zuar]

"you have to many hc sofas, you should give me them or ill ban you"

LOL


And this

"I just got hacked my norm can you donate a rare"

[Jõnathan]

People in pole dancing clubs going: *str..........ips down 2 pantys* and people saying "li.............cks out*

[Boxiel]

People in pole dancing clubs going: *str..........ips down 2 pantys* and people saying "li.............cks out*


LOLOL^^ Instant banning. lol

[Dan2nd]

'Hi I'm the mafia inspector I must see all your rooms' so I thought for a laugh let him... after he finished... ' That will be 1 Hc please'

[Slash]

By the door of a room, there was someone saying "you must be at least 18 or over to get in".
And a group of people go in my room, say "we are the repo men. we have come to take away your possesions".

[Everlong]

"Selling super rare american vase of flowers" i asked him to show me and it turned out to be a normal vase, i then said its worth 4 creds... he replyed " but i baught it on .US and its woth 100" lol either way its still gonna be worth 4 creds even if you could bring it from hotel to hotel.

[Farm]

" Can I have your pass for 999999999999999999999999999999999 credits ? " LOL

[Radii]

"willl som1 don8 2 me i am por nd i need furniz!!1"

[-Emz]

funniest noob scene i've seen was at some christmas thing last year. callie was supposed to be going to the theatredrome and was about half an hour late. the theatredrome was packed with noobs and one noob suddenly yells "CALLIE IS INVISIBLE, PRESS F5 2 C HER!!!!" and the row of dancing noobs on the stage suddenly all disappear..

[dirrty]

im poor. please donate

&& omg i was in joes bb and this girl was like "i have to win this. my mum has cancer and if i dont win the prize money she will die"

i was like omg

[Boxiel]

Pmsl.
Boxiel Its: "WHo WANTTZS !!1000.012 CRedItfs fUR freEeeeEee?!!"


No im pritty sure its what i said, 1 mo, ill get screenie ,;O

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/7462/spellen2.png

SEE^^

[benjamin]

funniest noob scene i've seen was at some christmas thing last year. callie was supposed to be going to the theatredrome and was about half an hour late. the theatredrome was packed with noobs and one noob suddenly yells "CALLIE IS INVISIBLE, PRESS F5 2 C HER!!!!" and the row of dancing noobs on the stage suddenly all disappear..
LOOOOOOOOOOOL that's a good 'un

[Filipe]

"Hi im the hotel manager, if u dnt give me ur pass ill get u mega banned"

"Hobbas are still around ya know"

"hi im a room inzpector cn i see ur room 2 give it a mark out ov 1 2 10"

[Describe]

"Hi im the hotel manager, if u dnt give me ur pass ill get u mega banned"

"Hobbas are still around ya know"

"hi im a room inzpector cn i see ur room 2 give it a mark out ov 1 2 10"


WAs the first thing i ever done ,
I accidently spent $20 on my mums credit card
And bought hc' , My account back then was --J--h--

[Puzzling]

I think this one takes the cake:
Ima ickle widdle bwaby gwirl pwease gwive me fwurni

and i ask how old they are...and theyre like 10 months

someone started an early begging career.
noob= someone probably like 12 years old and acts like a 2 year old.

[Co_F]

"I wost mwy mwuwmmy will yew adwodpt mee pwease? *Cute eyes*"

"Ill report you if you dont give me pleasure"

:s Weirdos.

[Middlesbrough]

just heard this today
'want cyber?'

[Caution]

This one happened yesterday in HxHD:

'Hwelp!!!111 mwy mwummeh is in bhed and i cwant mwake anyfing to weat'

Translated: My mum is in bed, and I can't make anything to eat.
Lmao.

[Rix]

Callie is my Next Door Neighbour give me ur password and i'll get her to give you rares

Lol that one was so gold back when callie became hm got so many n00**

[Boxiel]

I cant find it now, but i had one girl come into my help desk, it was in my sig a while ago

"hewlp mew! mwy mwyuuummm jwust dwid iwn a fwire"

me : Owned!

[5970]

the weirdest one
i walk into a room straight away a girl comes up and says
*bumz*
*rapes*
like what the???

[MADNESS!]

I once got someone in my room called

callllll!e and she asked for my pass so i can have 600 free credits

[YoManGo!]

I tend to just laugh at anyone who uses the word 'noob' =/

[[N]]

Rofl.. i hear loads of them

[Leum]

"i av bin sent frm da police wot iz da problem?"

[Boxiel]

This takes the cake..

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/5134/daddynuw0.png (http://imageshack.us)

LOL

[maz906]

I remember when some guy comes in my room and said :
" I am the police and i need to search your room"
(3 minutes or so later)
" What do we have here, some cocaine in the minibar, right i have to take you to jail"
Me : Nah, not really :l noob *kicks*

or

I was in the BattleBall area intermediate
and some noobs comes in the day after the free BB.
"omg, why can't i play battleball anymore."
"Is battleball not free anymore."

and one person said
" how do you play battleball?"

[YoManGo!]

LOL lets all go and make ourselves feel superior laughing at the noobs behind the safety of our screens!

[DCeption]

Lol, i bet most of you have done some of this at one point...

[YoManGo!]

that's the funny bit.

[lDishCloth]

Lol. Boxiel do you go round the hotel finding these things and taking photos? :p

My personal favourite is when they all shout "Lag" But its got to have laods of "G"'s on the end.

Example

lagggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

Like thats going to make it better?

[Boxiel]

Lol. Boxiel do you go round the hotel finding these things and taking photos? :p

My personal favourite is when they all shout "Lag" But its got to have laods of "G"'s on the end.

Example

lagggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

Like thats going to make it better?


lol no im just a noob- magnet lol

[Chease]

I was telling my friend about my allergy to milk and some noob just walked over:

"SO ALL U CAN EAT IS RICE AND POTATOES"

May not sound funny but I laughed my head off at the time.

[Pyroka]

This takes the cake..

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/5134/daddynuw0.png (http://imageshack.us)

LOL

PMSLLLLLLL, what you say in that image just says it all LMAO. x]]]] A good one is:

"Is dis ur room? can i plz have one of ur furnies?" and im like... "dude, this is my trophy room" and he's like "so?!?! AM POR!!!" :rolleyes:

[Boxiel]

"Is dis ur room? can i plz have one of ur furnies?" and im like... "dude, this is my trophy room" and he's like "so?!?! AM POR!!!" :rolleyes:
LMAO!!