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Scriptermone
22-03-2005, 05:07 PM
God Will Provide...



There once was a man who had nothing for his family to eat. He had an old shotgun and three bullets. So, he decided that he would go out and kill something for dinner.



As he went down the road, he saw a rabbit and he shot at the rabbit and missed it. Then he saw a squirrel and fired a shot at the squirrel and missed it. As he went further, he saw a wild turkey in the tree and he had only one bullet, but a voice came to him and said "pray first, aim high and stay focused."



However, at the same time, he saw deer which was a better kill. He brought the gun down and aimed at the deer. But, then he saw a rattle snake between his legs about to bite him, so he naturally brought the gun down further to shoot the rattle snake.



Still, the voice said again to him, "I said 'pray, aim high and stay focused." So, the man decided to listen to the voice. He prayed, then aimed the gun high up in the tree and shot the wild turkey. The bullet bounced off the turkey and killed the deer. The handle fell off the gun and hit the snake in the head and killed it.



And, when the gun had gone off, it knocked him into a pond. When he stood to look around, he had fish in all his pockets, a dead deer and a turkey to eat.

The snake (Satan) was dead simply because the man listened to God.



***Bottom line:

Pray first before you do anything, aim and shoot high in your goals, and stay focused on God. Pass this on in order that someone else might be blessed. Never let others discourage you concerning your past. The past is exactly that - " the past." Live every day one day at a time. And remember that only God knows our future and that he will not put you through any more than you can bear. Do not look to man for your blessings but look to the Lord. He can open doors for you that only He is able to do. Doors that you will not slip through but doors that only He has prepared in advance for you in your favor.

Wait, and be still, patient:
keep God first and everything else will follow.

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P.S. When Satan is knocking at your door, simply say,
"Jesus, could you please get that for me?"

Wootzeh
22-03-2005, 05:09 PM
and if you dont believe in god?

lukeisok
22-03-2005, 05:11 PM
The P.S Is Brillaint.

I Love It :)

Scriptermone
22-03-2005, 05:11 PM
Ermmm Pray to who you believe in or if not just pray!

Jacko2kn3
22-03-2005, 05:56 PM
I haven't made my mind up about God yet, although that is a debate for a thread in the "Discuss" forum :)

That is an excellent story to live your life by :) +rep

Scriptermone
22-03-2005, 05:58 PM
:) I know

xJoeYx
22-03-2005, 06:12 PM
good story but rubbish moral

Concentric
22-03-2005, 08:02 PM
Could i ask why you think it's a good story to live your life by? Apart from the "aiming high" bit, none of it is really relivant unless you strongly believe in God.

Scriptermone
22-03-2005, 08:05 PM
:s Oh well...

-=rooty987=-
22-03-2005, 08:08 PM
God is a bit stupid, i mean he made me!

Scriptermone
22-03-2005, 08:09 PM
Yep :p True true...

ttranquility.
22-03-2005, 08:10 PM
The P.S Is Brillaint.

I Love It :)

I agree. Great-ness! =]

Scriptermone
22-03-2005, 08:11 PM
Rep , :p Mabye for Old Lomen

Jacko2kn3
22-03-2005, 08:30 PM
Could i ask why you think it's a good story to live your life by? Apart from the "aiming high" bit, none of it is really relivant unless you strongly believe in God.

Well he did say you don't have to pray to God. I take praying as hoping for something, therefore aim high, and hope that you get it, etc.

I can't explain how I feel about it well, but I know what I mean.

Scriptermone
22-03-2005, 08:32 PM
:) i know what ya mean...

GommeInc
22-03-2005, 08:35 PM
If you don't believe in god, you simply to the sane and better way by just closing your mind from sounds and thought and focus.

Butcher11
22-03-2005, 08:58 PM
Very nice, although I'm still not sure about God either, ;)

Fingerboots
22-03-2005, 09:17 PM
I don't believe in God to be honest, but it's a good moral. Well done. :P

Mentor
22-03-2005, 09:31 PM
I dont entirly agree with the story
Kneeling on a snake, even if it is to pary isnt realy adviseable. They bite.

-=rooty987=-
23-03-2005, 03:45 PM
I think sum1 wrote a story called "The Bible" and it got way out of hand :P

Scriptermone
23-03-2005, 03:48 PM
Lol! The bible has its ways...

MYKE!
23-03-2005, 04:00 PM
I definatley belive in god but i think the bible is alode of rubbish.

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