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Kymux
25-11-2006, 12:04 PM
Don't know if this will last. I'm a huge fan of the show. May be moving near the film set!

Discuss!

allykin
25-11-2006, 05:18 PM
ive never seen it but i watch it when its on e4. it looks good i might buy series 1 and 2.
i think series 2 just cvame out.
sky tv will probs take over series 3 of desperate housewives.

Kymux
26-11-2006, 12:42 AM
its AMAZING!

dirrty
26-11-2006, 12:43 AM
I think its well good. Cant wait for the new series to come out in the uk

Ry
26-11-2006, 01:28 AM
I miss that Jesse guy in it, my he's so nice!

Hoax
26-11-2006, 02:48 AM
Whoa, that's crazy how Mike and Eidee hooked up then Suzanne got all angry at the english guy :P

then how bree's husband got really angry at the mother.

allykin
26-11-2006, 11:25 AM
yeah ;[
jesse was hot.

liquid
26-11-2006, 11:26 AM
love it, have both series on DVD.
want 3rd to hurry up and get on telly.

allykin
26-11-2006, 11:28 AM
there on like episode 8 of series 3 in america i think.
ill need to see series 1 and 2 before i see it on e4 tho but i alredy know what im getin for christmas and that ent on there.
birthdays in march :P

womanizer
26-11-2006, 02:25 PM
Im waiting for it to come onto TV rather than download it.

Kymux
26-11-2006, 09:12 PM
The 1st episode of season 3 was amazing.

OH MY ANDREW AND JUSTIN ARE SO HOT!

allykin
27-11-2006, 04:11 PM
LMAO.
the ginger womens son that is gay i think.
he's quite hot.

Kymux
27-11-2006, 04:43 PM
Yeah that' Andrew. he's bi in real life!

http://storage.canalblog.com/48/04/164443/5708963_q.jpg

I mean come on, you wouldn't say no :)

Vulgar
27-11-2006, 04:46 PM
Yeah that' Andrew. he's bi in real life!

http://storage.canalblog.com/48/04/164443/5708963_q.jpg

I mean come on, you wouldn't say no :)
woah yeah, he is sexy. :eusa_shif

but yeah. i'm really looking forward to the next series coming out, i can't wait xD

does anyone actually know the date that it hits uk?

womanizer
27-11-2006, 05:01 PM
some time in january..

Vulgar
27-11-2006, 05:03 PM
some time in january..
ahh damn. i was hoping it'd be earlier =[

Kymux
27-11-2006, 05:51 PM
Yeah it's after new year and everyone is sad the holidays are over. Oh my god, I love Andrew. I would actually have him now.

Vulgar
27-11-2006, 05:53 PM
Yeah it's after new year and everyone is sad the holidays are over. Oh my god, I love Andrew. I would actually have him now.
you're not the only one..! ;)

allykin
27-11-2006, 06:09 PM
HE'S HOTTER IN OTHER PICTURESSSSSSSSS
bi you say?
AHH HE STILL LIKES GIRLS X

Kymux
27-11-2006, 06:14 PM
I KNOW. 3SOME PLS!

I mean come on, have you seen his bf in DH. I nearly started dribbling at his body.

Vulgar
27-11-2006, 06:18 PM
HE'S HOTTER IN OTHER PICTURESSSSSSSSS
bi you say?
AHH HE STILL LIKES GIRLS X
oh yesss.
http://www.afterelton.com/TV/2006/photos/homophobia/andrew1.jpg


oh yes please ;]

Kymux
27-11-2006, 06:22 PM
you see, that suit would look better on my floor :)

back onto dh lol, i love BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Lubricant
27-11-2006, 06:31 PM
I've seen first nine episodes of DH series 3. Haven't got time to download sundays episode at the moment.

Bought the DH game yesterday. I thought it would be good but it's really short and easy. In the end, my husband in it got shot ;D. In it I slept with Carlos, a mailman, Tom, Karl and Mike LOL

Kymux
27-11-2006, 06:39 PM
LMAO! WHY NOT ANDREW?!

Lubricant
27-11-2006, 06:42 PM
Downloading Ep10 now from RapidShare ;D. This thread made me want to watch it ;P

Kymux
27-11-2006, 06:45 PM
You see, I inspire people :)

Lubricant
27-11-2006, 06:55 PM
3 minutes and then it's downloaded ;D. It's a shame that they're only 42 minutes long. I wouldn't mind if a DH episode was two hours ;D

benjamin
27-11-2006, 06:58 PM
oh yesss.
http://www.afterelton.com/TV/2006/photos/homophobia/andrew1.jpg


oh yes please ;]
mmm :eusa_droo

but yeah, i can't wait for series three =D

Lubricant
27-11-2006, 07:01 PM
He looks rather good in series 3 ;P

SEE:
http://satanmom.pe.kr/attach/0606/060606181431203262/582288.jpg


(Think that's series 3)

Kymux
27-11-2006, 07:05 PM
No that's series 2 season finale.. amazing episode. i love him, im going to have fun with him.

Lubricant
27-11-2006, 07:17 PM
Lol. I'll see if Andrew is in ep10 and I'll take a screenshot (if I can). He has nice hair in series 3 ;P

http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/1089/andrewei5.th.png (http://img296.imageshack.us/my.php?image=andrewei5.png)

Click to make it bigger

Kymux
27-11-2006, 07:29 PM
Ooh he's beautiful..

allykin
28-11-2006, 05:29 PM
Ooh he's beautiful..

what he said. ;]

benjamin
28-11-2006, 05:33 PM
Lol. I'll see if Andrew is in ep10 and I'll take a screenshot (if I can). He has nice hair in series 3 ;P

http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/1089/andrewei5.th.png (http://img296.imageshack.us/my.php?image=andrewei5.png)

Click to make it bigger
sexyy, cor he's fit.

Kymux
28-11-2006, 05:43 PM
You see, I actually want him and Justin and Mike and Tom now.

allykin
28-11-2006, 07:02 PM
lol :p
sawyer pls(L)
the polar bear also (L)
and sayid (L)
threesome

Kymux
28-11-2006, 07:04 PM
Make that a fivesome. I want Jack :)

allykin
28-11-2006, 07:10 PM
lol
whole lost crew
lost
allykin
lost_addict
and others can joinnnnnn

benjamin
28-11-2006, 07:11 PM
lol
whole lost crew
lost
allykin
lost_addict
and others can joinnnnnn
UH FORGET LOST

just andrew pls (L)_(L)

joe:-,
28-11-2006, 07:15 PM
I love the show but when they brought in the andrew and his bf storyline i was like
-watchs episode again and again-
I remember the bit when they were in bed and Bree came in :)
THEY ARE SO HOT :o
Is he really bi irl how u no this?

uh huh her
28-11-2006, 07:20 PM
lovelovelove dh. can't wait till season 3. getting the first 2 seasons on dvd for xmas [:

Lubricant
28-11-2006, 07:41 PM
I watch the episodes the same time as america ;]. It's good that they aren't having a break like lost is doing. LOST is off until February (USA)

Kymux
28-11-2006, 07:45 PM
ep rocks :)

Lubricant
28-11-2006, 07:47 PM
ep? lol

Kymux
28-11-2006, 07:49 PM
**Episode :)

Lubricant
28-11-2006, 07:50 PM
Ohh ;].The 10th one?

Kymux
28-11-2006, 07:51 PM
Yeah, my keyboard is going haywire :)

But episode 1 rocks better..

Lubricant
28-11-2006, 07:53 PM
I think Susan will fall for Mike again ;]. It's a huge shame that Justin isn't in it anymore ;[. Was he Bi/Gay in real life?

benjamin
28-11-2006, 07:53 PM
i wanna download them :( but my net is crappp

ah well day off tomorrow might d/l them then

Lubricant
28-11-2006, 07:56 PM
Takes my computer about 20-30 minutes to download one episode so I watch newest one every monday night. I would watch them on YouTube but the quality isn't that good. Mine are all downloaded on Rapidshare via a Warez forum.

Kymux
28-11-2006, 08:28 PM
Oh hell yeah. Justin and Andrew are both Gay :)

allykin
29-11-2006, 09:23 AM
shame that ;[[[

Kymux
29-11-2006, 06:06 PM
hah. shame for you :)

edible
29-11-2006, 06:12 PM
I wouldnt date the Andrew in DH tbh..His attitude is annoying.
But himself and his bf are gawjuss (H)

But didnt Mike get shot or summit in like the season 2 finale? I love DH, Im getting series 1+2 for xmas. YAY! C'mon season 3 :{{

allykin
29-11-2006, 06:33 PM
I HAVE
69POINTS IN MA REP LOL.
I DEMAND FREE REP
*+*
anyway dey are hothothot ;)
edited by infatuation(Forum Moderator): Please do not ask for reputation points, thanks :]

Kymux
29-11-2006, 11:03 PM
KK. BUT!

mikey is in da coma in season 3 :(
and susan is all like :(:(
and then she meets this toffee nosed guy whose
all like 'SHO HOSH YOU?!'
he sounds all like alan partridge.

allykin
30-11-2006, 05:36 PM
LOL0OLO

Kymux
30-11-2006, 06:35 PM
serious.
ull no wot i mean!
desperate-media.com
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

joe:-,
30-11-2006, 06:59 PM
what does 3rd series come to channel four?

Kymux
01-12-2006, 04:35 PM
Like spring sometime :)

benjamin
01-12-2006, 04:35 PM
what does 3rd series come to channel four?
january.

Kymux
01-12-2006, 11:35 PM
2nd that :0

allykin
09-12-2006, 01:39 PM
i occasionaly watch it on e4 its a really good show.
Aint really seen it much but hopefully get it for my birthday or something
Mums already got my christmas prezzies ;p

Kymux
09-12-2006, 01:40 PM
lool. scream at her, go MUM I WANT DH DH DH
coz dan said andrew is fyt

allykin
09-12-2006, 01:41 PM
lol ill go
mummm i want dh pls cause andrew is well hot
mum-hotter then sawyer?
ally-no ;[ But still get me itty;]

Kymux
10-12-2006, 03:48 PM
no say u wud do them both tho. OMG FITTT

allykin
10-12-2006, 07:03 PM
lmaoo :)
try to keep that in mind.

Kymux
10-12-2006, 07:41 PM
yeah u better hun!

allykin
11-12-2006, 10:10 PM
i like the episode when her house is on fire lol and andrew is in da bed with a boy and jesse metcalfe is in da scene uhhhh

Kymux
11-12-2006, 10:56 PM
i nearly went hmm hmm. well, i did after.

good ep.

boyslikegirls
11-12-2006, 10:57 PM
i nearly went hmm hmm. well, i did after.

good ep.Shoudn't you be gone !?

allykin
12-12-2006, 08:39 PM
jesse's really hot tho init ;]











*not as hot as sawyer*

Kymux
13-12-2006, 07:09 PM
yeah i crieds when he died.












lmao

allykin
13-12-2006, 07:15 PM
ohmygod they killed him off?

Kymux
14-12-2006, 11:13 PM
noo, note the lmao :P

allykin
15-12-2006, 10:13 PM
lmao about to say i was like
OHMYGODS last epoisode i saw jesse or whateva his name is in the show he was with some old women shging her and thingy saw. i was like uh ew just get it on with me babez <3
but wait till am old enuf xxxxx
that epside was freaky lmao

Kymux
16-12-2006, 11:13 AM
i kinow s3 is amazinggggggggggggg

allykin
16-12-2006, 05:26 PM
its showing here on january 5th i think after crappy cbb.
its dh then cbb then dh
LMAO KEVIN FEDERLINE MYT BE IN CELEB BB.
i hate cbb tbh now its getin crap and k-fed will make it worse

Kymux
16-12-2006, 05:35 PM
big brother, +*+*+hates+*+*+*
yeah, should be good and with betty up ill never b alone here :)

allykin
20-12-2006, 09:57 PM
lmaooooo ;]

Kymux
20-12-2006, 11:42 PM
i know right! andrew is HAWT!

allykin
21-12-2006, 08:16 PM
i heard a gun shot in the series 3 episode promo 1-3 i think xo

Kymux
21-12-2006, 09:50 PM
ooh, find out soon enough :)

allykin
22-12-2006, 07:39 PM
scream lol
wanna know now :P

ross-
23-12-2006, 03:05 PM
andrews hoterz in new season of dh

Kymux
23-12-2006, 10:54 PM
i know im all OOHH!

allykin
23-12-2006, 11:35 PM
its like
slow motion!
strut dodo doood oo

allykin
28-12-2006, 11:49 AM
Sorry for double post:
Back 3rd Jnauary
im starting to watch this season, never really watched it in series 1&2
every series 3 of a show is awesome tbh

Kymux
28-12-2006, 08:25 PM
loves da 1st epidoess.

allykin
28-12-2006, 08:54 PM
6days!!!
a first episode of season is always awesome
xD

Huddle
30-12-2006, 07:02 PM
YAY! 4 DAYZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
(its lost btw) BANNEDD

allykin
30-12-2006, 08:42 PM
ye i was like ;o
what happened lmao?
anyway
4days :D
cant wait now im gonna start watching it cause i only just watched few episodes of series 1 & 2

Huddle
30-12-2006, 10:49 PM
lol so exitedd

i had like 23 infractions :P

benjamin
30-12-2006, 10:56 PM
did you get permd?

and i can't waitt.

Huddle
31-12-2006, 12:37 AM
naww man. unbanned on like the 5th :)

ON THE DAY OF UGLY BETTAYY!

shiver
31-12-2006, 04:51 PM
yayyyy can't wait. ugly betty looks good too.

Huddle
01-01-2007, 08:12 PM
yeah. only like 2 days. happy new yr btww!

allykin
02-01-2007, 04:42 PM
Tomorrow dh ;]
Ugly betty the 5th i think :)
cant wait

exploit
02-01-2007, 05:30 PM
desperate housewives tomorrow. i seen the first bit of the first ep, and it looks awesome!

allykin
03-01-2007, 05:49 PM
ive seen some promos for it
wikid :D

benjamin
03-01-2007, 08:51 PM
DH tonight, woo.

irresistible
03-01-2007, 09:38 PM
i feel really sorry for the parrot or w/e it was tbh..

<3
04-01-2007, 08:02 AM
yeah i watched it on ch4 ORSON IS A LADY KILLER :'(

benjamin
04-01-2007, 08:03 AM
mmm brie goes and gets andrew next episode :]

StainCast
04-01-2007, 03:12 PM
I've seen series 1 and 2. I've seen episodes 1-10 of series 3 but i watched episodes 1 and 2 of series 3 last night.

i LOVE the show. I HOPE they dont cancel it. xx

Jo xx

hobo
04-01-2007, 03:13 PM
I've seen series 1 and 2. I've seen episodes 1-10 of series 3 but i watched episodes 1 and 2 of series 3 last night.

i LOVE the show. I HOPE they dont cancel it. xx

Jo xx

why on earth would they cancel it?

splatttt
04-01-2007, 08:36 PM
I miss that Jesse guy in it, my he's so nice!


Jesse was the best characture, and the hottest ;]
I love Desperate housewifes, it just keeps getting better and better!
The openeing of seris 3 was really good!
I wonder whats to come...

allykin
05-01-2007, 05:17 PM
BEST 2 EPISODES EVER ;]
jesse in episode 3 ims ure i saw him
uhhhh <3 cant wait xd

StainCast
05-01-2007, 06:21 PM
Mike DOES wake up. He looses 2 years of memory, and Edie leads him to believe that Susan was a terrible girlfriend before he entered the coma.

Bree sees a news report on homeless teens, and she goes in search of andrew. When she finds him, he flees, not wanting to speak to her.

Bree breaks down to Orson. Orson goes in search of Andrew and tries to persuade him to go home.

Andrew returns home one night.

John returns, and seduces Gabby. He then reveals that he is egaged to the daughter of the sinclaire hotels.

Danielle begins an affair with her history teacher. Bree flips.

Bree discovers that Orson had his mother put in a home. He hates his mother for some reason.

Andrew tells Orson that while he was away he had to hustle to men for money. Orson tells Bree.

Edie's nephew turns up, "Austin". He's HOT, and he likes walking around shirtless.. omg omg omg.

Danielle tries to commit suicide, but is found by her brother, Andrew.

Nora puts the moves on Tom, and lynette goes to her house to knock 7 bells out of her. Noras daughter prevents her.

A new neighbour moves into Mary- alice's new house. Lynette goes into the house to introduce herself and finds a room full of toys, and a wall full of photos of boys in swimshorts.

Lynette, Nora, Edie, Julie, and Austin are locked inside a supermarket as hostages. Lynette and Nora begin to arguing, and when Lynette tells the hostage taker WHY they are arguing, Nora is shot. Lynette holds Nora in her arms, and Nora tells Lynette to take care of Kayla. She then dies. Lynette goes mad. She shouts at the hostage taker, and as the hostage taker goes to take a shot, a new neighbour of wysteria lane throws a can of ice cream at her head, nd she drops the gun. Austin then jumps on her and wrestles her to the ground. A Lady picks up the gun and shoot the hostage taker in the head. (yayy! Sexy Austin saves the day.. x)

Lynette begins to doubt her suspisions about he new neighbour being a paedophile. But it is too late. the whole of wysteria lane finds out about the "Paedophile" pictures.

Late at night lynette finds the new neighbour loadin bags into the house. He reveals menacingly that he IS a paedophile. He tells her to take care of her "Beautiful boys" and then leaves wysteria lane

Much to Orsons discust, Bree invites his mother to move into wysteria lane.

Orson's ex wife, who is thought to be dead, "Alma" turns up late at night on wysteria drive. She meets with Orsons mother.

If you want to know anything else about series 3, post below and i'll post back.

Jo xxx


why on earth would they cancel it?
They've just cut the OC. Whos to say they won't cut desperate housewives. ;(

[X]JoeShetty[X]
05-01-2007, 10:28 PM
Tell us more :D ^^ all that information :D

StainCast
06-01-2007, 08:14 PM
I don't think orson is evil or anything. I honestly think that he's just been set up by alma and his mum.

You wont understand unless youve seen at least half of series 3. I think that Orson hit mike in the car because Mike killed Monique.

Eamonn
06-01-2007, 09:22 PM
Thanks for the spoilers Jo :) +Rep if I can.

Minix
06-01-2007, 09:24 PM
You don;t think orson is eveil? You is blinded!

Anyway, on Wednesday Bree finds out Andrew's been living on the streets... that should be a larf, she's an awesome character :rolleyes:

StainCast
07-01-2007, 02:10 AM
You find out that Orson didn't actually kill alma.. that she set him up.

Also, orson didn't kill that lady who they found burried, but he DID know her.

allykin
07-01-2007, 06:49 PM
;o
huge spoiler lol ;]

x-GucciGrace-x
08-01-2007, 06:40 PM
Oh...
That could of been good if he killed her ;]

allykin
11-01-2007, 05:39 PM
ohmygod episode 3 was awesome
jesse metcalf back i was like xD
shame about him and tammy though i was like ;[
Hoping him and gab would be togevz ;]

womanizer
12-01-2007, 12:19 PM
Does anyone know where I can download the DH episodes? [Not aired in UK] Housewives media isn't working for me.

Kymux
12-01-2007, 04:16 PM
shawn pyfon is back <33

and so am i from my ban xx

allykin
12-01-2007, 04:19 PM
yay xD
Ive posted all the new lost vids on lost thread so check there if you havent seen theres
lost moment 7,8 and 9
Lost sneak peek
and 3 new promos
Anyway dh next week looks fab, andrew is back to stay hopefully ;]
Argh cant remember what else happened ;[

Kymux
12-01-2007, 04:36 PM
ive seen them all and the new promo u just poted. read it :P

anyway, OMG SHAWN IS BACKK!

allykin
12-01-2007, 05:56 PM
xD
your names shawn right?
lmaooo
i known you for ages and i just say your names lost lmaooo ;]
i teel v. bad

Kymux
12-01-2007, 06:09 PM
lmaooo no im dan
shawn is andrew<3
call me drake or bullwinkle or rocky

btw, i call u ally :P so were even. whats urs :)

splatttt
12-01-2007, 06:31 PM
I love it, thing is im thinking these episodes arnt as good this seris
Hopefull it will get better.

allykin
13-01-2007, 09:55 AM
allyyy
thought it was dan xd
i was like ohhh its shawn?
lmaooo
Kk dan call me ally, thats ma name xD

x-GucciGrace-x
14-01-2007, 09:17 AM
lols ;p
Anyway just found some promos on youtube, i think it might of shown after episode 2 but dont think it did,
Anyway
it shows gabrielles husband (forgot name) says
"Hunny im home" then kicks gabrielle out with some men lifting her n stf.

Huddle
16-01-2007, 09:01 PM
omg nice

allykin
18-01-2007, 06:03 PM
episode was awesome
xD
^^

exploit
18-01-2007, 10:34 PM
lmao. im like a episode foward, cos you can get first look on e4. and next week, edie has sex with mike. im just like LOL? and susan walks in on them ):

splatttt
21-01-2007, 11:32 AM
lmao. im like a episode foward, cos you can get first look on e4. and next week, edie has sex with mike. im just like LOL? and susan walks in on them ):


Yeahhh Im an episode ahead too
Its great :}!

allykin
21-01-2007, 11:43 AM
lmao. im like a episode foward, cos you can get first look on e4. and next week, edie has sex with mike. im just like LOL? and susan walks in on them ):

lmaooo i dont like edie ;]
I would of watched next episode but i had my mock sats in the morning so i could only watch 1 episode.

exploit
21-01-2007, 07:31 PM
lmaooo i dont like edie ;]
I would of watched next episode but i had my mock sats in the morning so i could only watch 1 episode.
ha yes, I hate edie too, but she does make good viewing ;)

p.s; to anyone whos watched future episodes, do susan & mike get back together at all? pm or something, i'd just like to know (:

benjamin
22-01-2007, 10:57 AM
edie should die :@

splitting susan and mike up OMG GRRRR

allykin
22-01-2007, 04:17 PM
MIKE WILL REMEMBER
hopefully...
probs have flashback xx

uh huh her
22-01-2007, 04:18 PM
edie should die :@

splitting susan and mike up OMG GRRRR
INO.
shes a female dog.
mike&susan to get back together!!
can't wait till next episode.

benjamin
22-01-2007, 04:18 PM
i hope he does yer.

edie is annoying ;@ scheming little cow

allykin
22-01-2007, 04:20 PM
she makes show good but hate her for doing that in the show

Eamonn
22-01-2007, 06:29 PM
I love Edie :p she is such a scheming ***** its great.

exploit
22-01-2007, 06:36 PM
OMG amy. no shes a female cat. *STAB* ;}

348GTS
23-01-2007, 01:46 AM
Susans daughter is hot :)

allykin
23-01-2007, 04:32 PM
lol jesse with the gardening tools(L)

exploit
27-01-2007, 11:38 PM
hi. omg.. next week's episode looks awesome, with the supermarket hostage thing!!

allykin
28-01-2007, 06:00 PM
cant wait :D
looks brill!

exploit
28-01-2007, 07:38 PM
i kno. i wish they put it on every night. i wouldnt mind. :}

benjamin
28-01-2007, 07:41 PM
omg is the supermarket hostage one this week?

uh huh her
28-01-2007, 07:48 PM
omg is the supermarket hostage one this week?
er on e4 at 11 yeh.

allykin
30-01-2007, 03:18 PM
whats this weeks one about again?

allykin
22-02-2007, 05:41 PM
soz for double post.
omg ive missed like 3 episodes
this weeks last weeks n week before.
brief update pls lol :)
How can i download it im tryna use 4od but its sks lol.

benjamin
26-02-2007, 08:21 AM
I missed last weeks, the one after the hostage one ;(

ColyTom
04-03-2007, 09:48 AM
Lats weeks was good, I can't wait for this weeks.

ColyTom
04-03-2007, 09:48 AM
Lats weeks was good, I can't wait for this weeks.

allykin
07-03-2007, 05:28 PM
new episode today :D
Havent seen dh in weeks.
Need to get back on track lol

Russia
07-03-2007, 05:35 PM
SPOLIER
Bree dies at the end of this series

benjamin
07-03-2007, 05:37 PM
SPOLIER
Bree dies at the end of this series
OMGGGGGGGGGG

how many more eps in the series?

allykin
08-03-2007, 05:11 PM
I missed it.
I was so tired i fell asleep at 8:30pm
:(
Ill have to watch repeat.
omgs at spoiler ;@

edible
08-03-2007, 08:44 PM
*+*Spoiler*+*
HIGHLIGHT!!
Gabrielle's secret admirer is none other than Zach Young.
Bree finds a picture of Alma and Orson under the floorboards..
and some teeth.
Julie goes on birth control
Lynette shows her breasts in order to get Tom a liqour licence.
Paul Young helps Mike whilst in prison - But if you remember..they hated eachother..init?!

And omg at that spoiler..where'd you find it?
Also, really?

womanizer
09-03-2007, 02:10 PM
*+*Spoiler*+*
HIGHLIGHT!!
Gabrielle's secret admirer is none other than Zach Young.
Bree finds a picture of Alma and Orson under the floorboards..
and some teeth.
Julie goes on birth control
Lynette shows her breasts in order to get Tom a liqour licence.
Paul Young helps Mike whilst in prison - But if you remember..they hated eachother..init?!

And omg at that spoiler..where'd you find it?
Also, really?

Because the episodes are already out in america.

I'm up to date and this is what happens

**SPOILER**

Alma moves into the street. Someone puts up a ladder for bree to see leading up to what looks like the back of teeth but someone had but through a leg of it. She falls and ends up in hospital. [she does NOT die] Alma and Orsons mother plan to rape Orson. Alma pretends to have slit her wrists and Orsons Mother calls him over. They drug him with sleeping pills and viagra and Alma rapes him. [Bree catches her] The person that is sending gabi gifts is Zach Young [as he's loaded now since hes grandfather died]
Mike remembers some of his past and he sees orson killing Monique [however it was his mother that killed her really but Mike dosnt know] Mike chases Orson and Orson falls of a giant building [but lives]
Ian proposes to Susan [btw his wife dies] at the opening of the pizza place.

Gloria locks Alma in the attic and wont let her out.
Gloria [orsons mum] killed her husband and made orson think it was his fault[like 20 years ago] Making it look like a suicide in a tub. She then attempts to kill Bree and make it look like a suicide by drugging her. However Orson and Andrew arrive back and stop her. Gloria has a stroke and is totally paralised [she cant even talk] Since Alma couldnt get out of the attic she trys to get out from the upstairs window, falls and dies. The police find the fake suicide note she used to rape orson and thought it was a real thing confessing to killing Monique [however Gloria killed monique]

In the next episode Rex Van Dee Kamp does the voice over instead of Mary Ellis. Gabi and the person running for mayor hook up. And Danielle [Brees daughter] Is pregnant with Austins child. They plan to send her off to have the baby and have it adopted while telling the others shes studying abroad.

[Right now theres a month break in america and the final 6 episodes will be shown at the start of april] However in the 2nd half. Susan meets Ians parents and accidently sets his mum on fire.

Also theres a spoiler of susan in a lake with a tipped up care and Mike saves her. But Ians contract ends at the end of this series so it must have something to do with him.

**SPOILER OVER**

edible
10-03-2007, 07:04 PM
oh my good at them spoilers!!!

allykin
11-03-2007, 08:44 AM
omg
Fanx for spoilers vickz & Jeffree

edible
11-03-2007, 01:08 PM
im watching the episodes on peekvid.com so far.
some spoilers -
Lynette goes back to work.
Zach Young bribes the judges in cash for the Little Miss Snowflake pagent, and he bribes them for Gabrielle's girl to win.
Lynette then
I'll post more soon..

allykin
14-03-2007, 04:34 PM
ill miss half of dh tonight cus i watch never mind the buzz****s.

edible
14-03-2007, 04:52 PM
You can watch it on E4 on Sunday..

allykin
14-03-2007, 08:30 PM
i always forget;p

edible
15-03-2007, 09:35 PM
another spoiler -
ian proposes to susan.

allykin
16-03-2007, 09:18 PM
awwws :D

exploit
18-03-2007, 08:42 PM
i dont like ian.

susan&mike forever.

benjamin
18-03-2007, 08:43 PM
i dont like ian.

susan&mike forever.
init

ian annoys me

exploit
18-03-2007, 08:44 PM
aha i know. hes so smarmy. "oh look susan - im rich and im british!!"

allykin
19-03-2007, 03:50 PM
lmaooo.
Forgot what happened now, weirdly thinking its the oc.

Browney
19-03-2007, 04:02 PM
Well us British people are always rich aren't we? :rolleyes:

But yeah, mike is well gd.

:Liam
19-03-2007, 04:05 PM
I like Ian :P Hes a nice guy, Nothing wrong with him :P.
My fav episode so far is when they where in the shop with the crazy lady running round shooting people XD.
Also I liked the episode when lynette faked being ill so she could help at the fair :P.

edible
19-03-2007, 06:06 PM
Mike&Susan own Susan&Ian

Ian's so meann!! Not letting Susan see Mike :(:@
they're so cute together and they was both well gutted they cant see eachother.

allykin
19-03-2007, 08:13 PM
i like your sig video.
cools :D
Yeh dred not letting susan see mike.

splatttt
20-03-2007, 04:24 PM
I want susan and mike back together
i dont like ian!

:Liam
20-03-2007, 05:34 PM
I want susan and mike back together
i dont like ian!
Omg, So many Iainists, Give him a chance! Hes a nice guy, He doesnt want susan to see mike again as she might fall in love with him :l.

allykin
21-03-2007, 03:59 PM
truetrue

splatttt
28-03-2007, 04:27 PM
he seems like a nice guy
its just
mike and susan were such a good couple
and ians like a posh idiot.
i<3 mike!

ITS ON TONIGHT!

edible
28-03-2007, 05:19 PM
mhmhmhmm, I know what happens this series, it's soo acee!!

Ashley 12344
30-03-2007, 07:07 PM
Not posted before.

This programs mental lmao. They all die and kill people...

Ian's not that bad lol

Topman
03-04-2007, 04:23 PM
Spoiler :D

Edies ex believes he needs a break and leaves their eight year old son with Edie.

splatttt
03-04-2007, 04:27 PM
=oo
im actually loving depserate housewifes atm :]

edible
03-04-2007, 06:20 PM
Spoiler :D

Edies ex believes he needs a break and leaves their eight year old son with Edie.
i knew that ;)
but leading from that.

Edit asks Carlos to look after him for her but he says no beause Carlos has an date (I thtink this lady's from the internet) and she omes round, Carlos spots Travis (Edie's son) playing alone outside and tells his date to go (something similar) and Carlos looks after him. And i remember hearing that he starts lookin' after him long-term and apparantly Edie and Carlos get together.

i will post more in a moment :}

Topman
03-04-2007, 08:56 PM
i knew that ;)
but leading from that.

Edit asks Carlos to look after him for her but he says no beause Carlos has an date (I thtink this lady's from the internet) and she omes round, Carlos spots Travis (Edie's son) playing alone outside and tells his date to go (something similar) and Carlos looks after him. And i remember hearing that he starts lookin' after him long-term and apparantly Edie and Carlos get together.

i will post more in a moment :}
-wait 4 more-

Eamonn
04-04-2007, 12:00 AM
I love DH, total addict right now, was so glad on last weeks E4 Alma died, was funny when she was on the roof like "Over here!" an she fell and Gloria is paralysed at the end and Orson turned her head and like walked away haha and Orson has been innocent the whole time :) and btw if you didn't know what i've just said to people who follow C4, don't complain and read the title.

allykin
04-04-2007, 01:11 PM
kk gu na remember to watch today!
ive missed about 3 episodes
can i have a brief description about whats happened:d

edible
04-04-2007, 04:53 PM
ally..you can find recaps on wikipedia.
i was just on it then yh..and well they've already got a S4 page up..
anyway..
Next week (on 4) or tonight if you watch E4 this is what happens :
This is a male-focused episode which is narrated by Rex.

Edie gets a visit from her ex-husband, Charles McLain (though he is not shown), and their 9-year-old son, Travers. Charles wants Edie to take care of Travers while Charles is in Africa for a month with Doctors Without Borders. Edie doesn't want to, but Travers wants to stay with Edie. Carlos brings a woman named Kelly that he met over the internet to Mike's house. As they are about to have sex, Carlos notices Travers playing outside by himself, in the dark. Carlos brings Travers inside, which causes Kelly to leave. The end of the episode implies that Carlos is reminded of his desire for a child by this.

Victor Lang, a rich man in his midforties, tells his chaffeur to rear-end Gabrielle's Aston Martin DB9 on purpose so he and Gabrielle can meet. The next day, Gabrielle goes to Victor's office and finds him being interviewed and photographed. He is running for mayor of Fairview. She agrees to go out with him, and they have a pleasant date, but she doesn't think he's the right man for her. Still, he is seen confidently telling his driver "I'm going to marry that girl."

Tom makes a nice romantic gesture for Lynette involving a horse and carriage ride for their anniversary. Naturally, things go awry, but by the end of the episode, they have reaffirmed their love for one another.

Danielle discovers she is pregnant. It is believed by all that the baby is Austin's. Orson then decides that Austin will leave town, and Danielle will go somewhere else to have the baby before giving it up for adoption, the cover story being that she is taking a semester abroad. Austin writes Julie a heartfelt letter and she agrees to take him back, not knowing about Danielle. Austin tells her he has to leave for a while for "a family thing," and she kisses him good-bye before he rides off on his motorcycle.

Mike returns the engagement ring he had planned on giving to Susan and the jeweler notes the inscription on the inside "Susan, be mine forever, Mike." At that moment Susan walks in with her own engagement ring from Ian which needed to be resized. A poker game with all the guys leads to a face-off between Ian and Mike. After selling back the ring he's able to repay Ian for the lawyer he hired for him. However, with Mike quickly losing out on money, Ian offers a new stake saying that if Mike wins the hand he can tell Susan whatever he likes, but if Ian wins Mike cannot utter a word. Mike loses the hand and cannot tell Susan that he was planning to propose the night he was hit by the car.

This is the first episode ever that Bree as not appeared in.

splatttt
04-04-2007, 05:05 PM
lol
vicky!
hah
i cant wait
i love Desperate housewifess :]
and its on tonightt
im like a week ahead

edible
04-04-2007, 05:08 PM
sameee.
this is what happens in next week's E4 episode!! :}

Lynette is unhappy with the uniforms for the waitstaff at the pizzeria. She asks two employees, Kim and Tucker, if they have any complaints but all they have to complain about is the lack of health insurance. Lynette asks them to lie to Tom and tell him that they hate the uniforms so that they can get them changed. Tom's life is in danger.

Edie's new relationship ends badly when she finds out that her new boyfriend, Raoul, has been sleeping with his step-sister. Carlos and Edie begin a relationship, after Edie strips for Carlos.

Something bad happens at Gabrielle's house. Gabrielle stops by Victor's house but he isn't home. Victor's housekeeper does not like Gabrielle. Victor gives Gabrielle a dress which belonged to his ex-wife, Samantha. When she's at the country club, Gabrielle runs into Samantha, who forces her to give up the dress.

Susan meets Ian's parents, Graham and Dahlia. Susan and Dahlia clash over a prenup issue. While lighting a barbecue, Susan accidentally sets Dahlia on fire. Graham is a cross-dresser. Susan learns some secrets of Graham and Dahlia.

Eamonn
05-04-2007, 01:55 AM
sameee.
this is what happens in next week's E4 episode!! :}

Lynette is unhappy with the uniforms for the waitstaff at the pizzeria. She asks two employees, Kim and Tucker, if they have any complaints but all they have to complain about is the lack of health insurance. Lynette asks them to lie to Tom and tell him that they hate the uniforms so that they can get them changed. Tom's life is in danger.

Edie's new relationship ends badly when she finds out that her new boyfriend, Raoul, has been sleeping with his step-sister. Carlos and Edie begin a relationship, after Edie strips for Carlos.

Something bad happens at Gabrielle's house. Gabrielle stops by Victor's house but he isn't home. Victor's housekeeper does not like Gabrielle. Victor gives Gabrielle a dress which belonged to his ex-wife, Samantha. When she's at the country club, Gabrielle runs into Samantha, who forces her to give up the dress.

Susan meets Ian's parents, Graham and Dahlia. Susan and Dahlia clash over a prenup issue. While lighting a barbecue, Susan accidentally sets Dahlia on fire. Graham is a cross-dresser. Susan learns some secrets of Graham and Dahlia.


Thanks Vicky, they didn't show a 'Next week' clip on this weeks E4 show :@

edible
06-04-2007, 10:02 PM
i know yhh.
i was like "WTH I WNNA SEE CLIPS NOW!! :@"

suckss.

splatttt
12-04-2007, 04:18 PM
Lmao
Last nights episode was aceee [next weeks]

allykin
12-04-2007, 06:46 PM
omg at next weeks episode or this weeks, where what happens to tom i was like oh dear..

exploit
21-04-2007, 09:44 PM
wahey! mike made his move on susan. i hope they get back together, please (:

jordybum
22-04-2007, 09:51 AM
Next weeks one, Ian and Susan's car goes off the road and lands in the middle of a lake, But guess who saves them? MIKE!
Also im not sure if this is true, But you know that old man Gabby is dating well appartly he becomes mayor [sp?] They have a big wedding and then he dies, but due to law his wife have to take over his job, So Gabby becomes the Mayor! Im not sure about that but i read in Heat ages ago that there was a big wedding at the end of this series so it could be true?

allykin
22-04-2007, 10:38 AM
:o AT SPOILER.
that'd be good episode :)

exploit
22-04-2007, 10:59 AM
lol @ gabby becoming mayor.

Aces
22-04-2007, 11:03 AM
I watch it now and then, i dont think it's something special. :rolleyes:

benjamin
22-04-2007, 11:07 AM
wahey! mike made his move on susan. i hope they get back together, please (:
i think i missed it :( NOOO wt happened?

allykin
22-04-2007, 03:39 PM
argh i keep missing some episodes.

jordybum
22-04-2007, 04:33 PM
Susan and Ian are a better couple, Mike is a right tramp :@

:Liam
22-04-2007, 05:00 PM
Lol! Gabby as Mayor itll be like "From this day forth it will be a law to have at least three mirrors down every street to view yourself in!"

allykin
22-04-2007, 08:16 PM
lollll.
Im trying to believe her a mayor, being true.
Uh-hmm

exploit
24-04-2007, 05:46 PM
i think i missed it :( NOOO wt happened?
mike snogged susan after she had a row after ian.

benjamin
24-04-2007, 05:51 PM
oh i saw that on sunday :]

edible
24-04-2007, 06:07 PM
dh is lovee.

i've basically posted some recaps for you lottt. startin' from this weeks C4 episodeee.(that being the first spoiler bit) oh i adore desperate housewivess.

The episode opens with Mary Alice describing the lonely ones of Wisteria Lane; Ida Greenberg talking to her plants, Kayla whispering secrets to her dog, a neighbour shouting at the TV, and Mrs McClusky talking to her husband, as if he were still alive, there with her.
Carlos and Edie awaken after having sex, both feeling awkward at how bad the sex was between them. Edie makes an excuse and tries to leave as early as she can. Later that day, Travers asks Edie if she was bad in bed, because he heard Carlos telling someone that on the phone. Edie confronts him and they reveal how bad they thought one another was, and they have sex for a second time. Things go worse and both Edie and Carlos have to go to the hospital when they sustain injuries. They agree to stay friends. Travers, Edie and Carlos spend the day together at the Zoo and when looking at pictures, they comment on how they look like a good family. They share an emotional moment together and Carlos kisses Edie, and they finally have good sex with each other, and their relationship hit a new level.
Gabrielle and Victor have another date together, and Gabrielle refuses to have sex with him when Victor brings it up. When at his rally for mayor, she notices how the females around look at Victor, so she decides to have sex with him, in the back of his limousine. Gabby becomes obsessed and offended when Victor doesn't call within 24 hours. She turns to her friends for help and Edie suggests making him jealous. She takes a man to Victor's rally and kisses him in front of him, making him jealous and distracted from the rally. He then calls Gabby a number of times but refuses to answer, and when he visits her house, he confesses he's in love with her.
Ian becomes paranoid that Mike's following them when he runs into him at the orange stand at the market. Mike suggests Ian should move to the city if he's sick of seeing Mike all the time, as Fairview is a small town, and Ian pitches in a suggestion to Susan of moving to London while driving home. Susan becomes distracted from driving and swerves to avoid hitting a deer. This causes the car to go off the road and flip over into the lake. Both Ian and Susan are fine, but when saying they have to swim to shore, Ian reveals he can't swim. Mike's truck pulls up and he pulls them out, saving both of their lives, leaving Ian feeling emasculated. That night, Susan agrees to move to London with Ian but when Ian spots a thank you gift to Mike from Susan, he becomes paranoid again. She realises he only wants to move to keep her away from Mike and storms out, taking the thank you gift with her to Mikes. Mike realises something isn't right and asks if she's okay. When she goes to explain, he kisses her, and Susan runs back to her house. Ian is waiting for her and apologises for his paranoid behaviour, saying it won't happen again.
Meanwhile, Lynette feels under pressure, as with Toms back injury, she's forced to manage the Pizzeria on her own. Mrs McClusky baby-sits Tom and the kids while she's out at work desperately trying to find a good assistant manager for the restaurant. All applicants seem useless until Rick, who previously worked at a 4-star restaurant, comes along. Lynette tells Tom of his expertise in food but when Tom learns Rick is an ex-cocaine addict, he tells her to keep looking. Tom becomes a burden for Mrs McClusky and she takes the kids to the pizzeria, telling Lynette she quits. When dealing with the kids being at the Pizzeria and a rude complaining customer, Lynette says she can't do it and breaks down in tears. Luckily, Rick is there to help and she gives him the job of assistant manager. Tom phones Mrs McCluskey and apologises for his behaviour, and she accepts, and when Mary Alice closes the episode with the theme of passion, we see the body of Mrs McClusky's husband lying at the bottom of her freezer in the basement.


The power goes out on Wisteria Lane, causing a problem for a certain neighbour, Mrs. McCluskey, who's hiding her husband's body in the freezer. When she takes a fall down the basement stairs she fractures a rib and is taken away by paramedics. At first, she refuses because she's worried about Gilbert thawing, but as she's wheeled into the ambulance, the power comes back on, reassuring her it'll be alright. As soon as she's taken away, the fuse to the freezer blows up, leaving Gilbert to thaw. The Scavo boys are out playing while Tom and Lynette are arguing, and when Parker asks for ice cream and they say no, they decide to go to Mrs. McCluskey's to take some. While down there, Parker discovers the body of Gilbert and asks Lynette to go and visit Mrs. McCluskey in hospital. While visiting, Parker reveals he saw his body, and she explains everything to him, making him fully satisfied. We however, do not hear the explanation she gives him. While looking after the house, Ida Greenberg notices a strange smell and also discovers his body, and Mrs. McCluskey awakens in hospital to have two officers standing by her bed.
Meanwhile, Tom and Lynette's relationship continues to regress with the new manager, Rick, on the scene. He attempts to bring in new types of food and to change the menu at the pizza parlour. He cooks for Lynette's family at her home, and everyone seems to enjoy it including the children, even though it contains spinach. Despite Rick's cooking skills, Tom doesn't feel the need to change the menu. Lynette and Tom argue about this and despite Tom's decision, Lynette goes over his head and changes the menu. Kayla then finds a review of the pizzeria in the paper and reads the report on how they've become a much better place now they've changed the menu to Tom, who feels threatened and inferior by this. While Lynette and Rick are working late at the Pizzeria, we see a glimpse of chemistry between them when Rick compliments her on how she looks with her hair down.
Carlos and Edie continue to have sexual relations but they fear being caught, and are nearly caught out by Mike. Edie uses her position as a realter to use empty houses for their advantage. However, when Carlos reveals he doesn't want Gabby to find out, Edie is convinced he's still in love with her and puts an end to their relationship, right after they're discovered by another realtor in someone else's house.
Ian tries to get past his jealousy of Mike by inviting him to dinner with him and Susan. Susan runs over to Mike beforehand and tells him to reject, but Mike refuses to listen to her and accepts his dinner invite. Desperate to make things easier, Susan also invites her wedding caterer to try and set her up with him. Throughout the night Mike deliberately sells himself badly telling his tales of imprisonment to put her off. He then reveals to Susan he remembers everything, still loves her, and wants her back. The caterer then brings out two wedding cakes for Susan to try and decide for the wedding. One cake is typically British, rich and elegent (representing Ian) and the other is down to earth and sweet (representing Mike). Susan becomes hysterical as she realises she has feelings for Mike and has to choose. Ian sees Mike and Susan privately talking and begins to suspect something. Mike reveals the kiss he and Susan shared and how he wants her back, and the deal they made at Poker is revealed to Susan. She becomes upset and tells them both to get out, and calls off the wedding.
Victor's feelings for Gabby grow immensely and he asks her to marry him. He states it's a pre-proposal to prepare her for the real thing, but she tells him how divorce really shook her up, and how she wants to be sure next time around. Gabby and Victor, during the blackout, induldge in a sexual activity in the elevator, which is caught on camera and used by a member of staff at the hotel to blackmail Victor. He delivers an envelope to Victor's house, but as he's not in, Gabrielle opens it to discover photos of them together and a note demanding $50,000. She chases after him and pins him down, but when a police car passes by it stops and breaks them up. He says they'll need the photos to charge the blackmailer, but Gabby sees a photo on the front page of the paper the next day. Victor holds an emergency press conference to clear it up, but when things don't go well, Gabby takes the stand and reveals he had proposed to her and she had said yes, reaffirming his good reputation. The engagement is announced on the news which Carlos sees, and is clearly heartbroken by it.
The episode ends on the theme of Power. Lynette is seen looking in her car mirror, and as she stares at herself, she slowly lets her hair down to how Rick likes it. Tom is left at home with no power as his wife takes control over the pizzeria. Gabby and Victor celebrate their engagement and Victors growing success in the polls, while Carlos and Edie continue their relationship. Susan takes off her engagement ring and is free from both Mike and Ian for the time being, while Mrs. McCluskey is left alone in the dark in a prison cell

Ian and Mike continue to battle over Susan. Susan has an argument in the mall parking lot with a man named Roger over a parking spot. Susan is forced to go into court-ordered therapy. Her therapist tells her that she has anger management problems that are probably originating from Ian and Mike, not because she's dumped both of them, but because of her indecision. The therapist tells Susan that she has to make a choice between the two men. Susan chooses Mike.
Gabrielle and Victor have an engagement party, where an unexpected announcement is made. Gabrielle is unhappy to learn about Carlos and Edie's relationship, so she confronts Edie and they clash in a duel.
Kayla correctly believes Lynette's lying about something. Lynette warns Tom that if Kayla continues misbehaving she will put her out.
Mrs. McCluskey is the talk of the town. The reason that Gilbert's in her feezer is revealed; Mrs. McCluskey came home from a vacation at 2 a. m. and found Gilbert lying dead on the couch. Since it was late and she was tired, she decided to wait until the morning to report his death. However, she snooped around his desk and found out that all his money is going to his first wife, whom he's only been married to for 2 years. Gilbert forgot to update his will. Since she wanted to keep his money, she stuffed him in her freezer and didn't report his death.
It's Travers's 9th birthday, and Edie rents a reptile van containing snakes and iguanas. Travers hires Parker to paint the word "witch" on Mrs. McCluskey's front door. Mrs. McCluskey catches Parker. She doesn't deny the fact that she's a witch. Parker feels guilty about what he did and tries to defend Mrs. McCluskey. Lynette sends her kids back to the party.


Mike is on a camping trip, so Susan goes to the woods to find him. She brings plenty of cosmetics, but forgets to bring some hiking necessities. She and her wilderness guide, Toni, get lost in the woods. Susan complains to Toni about her complicated love life, and Toni yells at Susan and tells her that he doesn't think Susan can handle a permanent relationship because she invites too much drama in. Back at the campground, the two hikers are reported lost, and Mike recognizes Susan from her description.
Pizzeria Scavo is robbed while Lynette's there. Lynette and Rick are stuck in the walk-in freezer, where they grow closer to each other. Later, while Tom, Lynette, Rick, and a security guard are looking through security tapes, Tom is unpleasantly shocked to find Lynette having dinner with Rick. Tom confronts Rick. Lynette realizes that she's in love with Rick. Kayla begins to test Lynette so she threatens to put her out. When Tom refuses to deal with her, Lynette later packs his and her bags to show she's serious.
Gabrielle and a meterman have an argument when she is given a ticket. She tries to talk him out of writing the ticket by telling him that she's engaged to a man running for mayor, but this only causes him to write more tickets. Gabrielle unsuccessfully tries to return old shoes she's worn before to pay the ticket. Two men go to the meterman's house and beat him up. Gabrielle gets arrested, as she is suspected of beating up the meterman. A drunk married man tries to hit on Gabrielle, even when she points out she's engaged. Gabrielle throws a party with the help of a caterer, who tells Gabrielle that once Victor's elected, she won't have to pay for anything again, even parking tickets. Victor is elected as mayor

This Episode is a two part episodeee :}
Part 1

Mike plans on moving, and Carlos plans on renting his house. The owner of that house, an elderly woman named Lillian Simms, is currently living in a nursing home. Carlos signs the lease to rent the house. According to the law, Lillian has 72 hours to change her mind. Edie visits Lillian at the nursing home and successfully convinces her to change her mind, as Edie wants Carlos to move in with her. Lillian's son tells Carlos that Lillian has changed her mind, which angers Carlos.
Lynette has injured her shoulder. At the hospital, they do an X-ray on her. The injury is not serious, but the X-ray reveals she may have lymphoma. They'll have to do a biopsy to be sure.
Susan's upset when she learns that after she cancelled her and Ian's wedding, Gabrielle snatched up things like Susan's florist for herself. The two clash over florists, wedding planners, and caterers.
Tom's old college buddy, Scott McKinney, appears. He talks about marital problems he's going through with his wife, Cheryl, and the discussion soon highlights Tom and Lynette's problems. Lynette's upset when she learns there's something about Scott's identity that Tom hasn't revealed to Lynette; he is a marriage counselor.
A marriage proposal takes place.

Part 2

Gabrielle meets Victor's 70-year-old father, Milton, and gets along with him. Victor, Gabrielle, and Milton have dinner together. Milton expects Victor to run for governor. Gabrielle doesn't want to go through another campaign, so she has second thoughts about marrying Victor, but they do end up getting married outside of Victor's mansion. Gabrielle overhears Victor amd Milton discussing a secret of Victor's.
Susan and Mike, get married. The Ian/Susan/Mike love triangle comes to a shocking end. Mike and Susan do something special in the woods.
Orson and Bree return from their honeymoon, with a baby they say they have adopted in Europe.
Someone gets pregnant.
One of the brides has an affair on the night of her wedding.
Edie has a dream that her mother, Ilene, is yelling at her about tricking Carlos into living with her. In the dream, Ilene walks in on Carlos and Edie having sex (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_intercourse), and says to Edie, "You make me sick" and "You've always been a lying little ****!" Edie has a strained relationship with Ilene. Carlos is staying with Edie because she promises to have a child with him, but selfish Edie has plans of her own.
Lynette fears she may have cancer, so Lynette's mother (played by Polly Bergen (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polly_Bergen)) arrives to help Lynette deal with it.

benjamin
06-05-2007, 12:47 PM
dh is lovee.

i've basically posted some recaps for you lottt. startin' from this weeks C4 episodeee.(that being the first spoiler bit) oh i adore desperate housewivess.

The episode opens with Mary Alice describing the lonely ones of Wisteria Lane; Ida Greenberg talking to her plants, Kayla whispering secrets to her dog, a neighbour shouting at the TV, and Mrs McClusky talking to her husband, as if he were still alive, there with her.
Carlos and Edie awaken after having sex, both feeling awkward at how bad the sex was between them. Edie makes an excuse and tries to leave as early as she can. Later that day, Travers asks Edie if she was bad in bed, because he heard Carlos telling someone that on the phone. Edie confronts him and they reveal how bad they thought one another was, and they have sex for a second time. Things go worse and both Edie and Carlos have to go to the hospital when they sustain injuries. They agree to stay friends. Travers, Edie and Carlos spend the day together at the Zoo and when looking at pictures, they comment on how they look like a good family. They share an emotional moment together and Carlos kisses Edie, and they finally have good sex with each other, and their relationship hit a new level.
Gabrielle and Victor have another date together, and Gabrielle refuses to have sex with him when Victor brings it up. When at his rally for mayor, she notices how the females around look at Victor, so she decides to have sex with him, in the back of his limousine. Gabby becomes obsessed and offended when Victor doesn't call within 24 hours. She turns to her friends for help and Edie suggests making him jealous. She takes a man to Victor's rally and kisses him in front of him, making him jealous and distracted from the rally. He then calls Gabby a number of times but refuses to answer, and when he visits her house, he confesses he's in love with her.
Ian becomes paranoid that Mike's following them when he runs into him at the orange stand at the market. Mike suggests Ian should move to the city if he's sick of seeing Mike all the time, as Fairview is a small town, and Ian pitches in a suggestion to Susan of moving to London while driving home. Susan becomes distracted from driving and swerves to avoid hitting a deer. This causes the car to go off the road and flip over into the lake. Both Ian and Susan are fine, but when saying they have to swim to shore, Ian reveals he can't swim. Mike's truck pulls up and he pulls them out, saving both of their lives, leaving Ian feeling emasculated. That night, Susan agrees to move to London with Ian but when Ian spots a thank you gift to Mike from Susan, he becomes paranoid again. She realises he only wants to move to keep her away from Mike and storms out, taking the thank you gift with her to Mikes. Mike realises something isn't right and asks if she's okay. When she goes to explain, he kisses her, and Susan runs back to her house. Ian is waiting for her and apologises for his paranoid behaviour, saying it won't happen again.
Meanwhile, Lynette feels under pressure, as with Toms back injury, she's forced to manage the Pizzeria on her own. Mrs McClusky baby-sits Tom and the kids while she's out at work desperately trying to find a good assistant manager for the restaurant. All applicants seem useless until Rick, who previously worked at a 4-star restaurant, comes along. Lynette tells Tom of his expertise in food but when Tom learns Rick is an ex-cocaine addict, he tells her to keep looking. Tom becomes a burden for Mrs McClusky and she takes the kids to the pizzeria, telling Lynette she quits. When dealing with the kids being at the Pizzeria and a rude complaining customer, Lynette says she can't do it and breaks down in tears. Luckily, Rick is there to help and she gives him the job of assistant manager. Tom phones Mrs McCluskey and apologises for his behaviour, and she accepts, and when Mary Alice closes the episode with the theme of passion, we see the body of Mrs McClusky's husband lying at the bottom of her freezer in the basement.


The power goes out on Wisteria Lane, causing a problem for a certain neighbour, Mrs. McCluskey, who's hiding her husband's body in the freezer. When she takes a fall down the basement stairs she fractures a rib and is taken away by paramedics. At first, she refuses because she's worried about Gilbert thawing, but as she's wheeled into the ambulance, the power comes back on, reassuring her it'll be alright. As soon as she's taken away, the fuse to the freezer blows up, leaving Gilbert to thaw. The Scavo boys are out playing while Tom and Lynette are arguing, and when Parker asks for ice cream and they say no, they decide to go to Mrs. McCluskey's to take some. While down there, Parker discovers the body of Gilbert and asks Lynette to go and visit Mrs. McCluskey in hospital. While visiting, Parker reveals he saw his body, and she explains everything to him, making him fully satisfied. We however, do not hear the explanation she gives him. While looking after the house, Ida Greenberg notices a strange smell and also discovers his body, and Mrs. McCluskey awakens in hospital to have two officers standing by her bed.
Meanwhile, Tom and Lynette's relationship continues to regress with the new manager, Rick, on the scene. He attempts to bring in new types of food and to change the menu at the pizza parlour. He cooks for Lynette's family at her home, and everyone seems to enjoy it including the children, even though it contains spinach. Despite Rick's cooking skills, Tom doesn't feel the need to change the menu. Lynette and Tom argue about this and despite Tom's decision, Lynette goes over his head and changes the menu. Kayla then finds a review of the pizzeria in the paper and reads the report on how they've become a much better place now they've changed the menu to Tom, who feels threatened and inferior by this. While Lynette and Rick are working late at the Pizzeria, we see a glimpse of chemistry between them when Rick compliments her on how she looks with her hair down.
Carlos and Edie continue to have sexual relations but they fear being caught, and are nearly caught out by Mike. Edie uses her position as a realter to use empty houses for their advantage. However, when Carlos reveals he doesn't want Gabby to find out, Edie is convinced he's still in love with her and puts an end to their relationship, right after they're discovered by another realtor in someone else's house.
Ian tries to get past his jealousy of Mike by inviting him to dinner with him and Susan. Susan runs over to Mike beforehand and tells him to reject, but Mike refuses to listen to her and accepts his dinner invite. Desperate to make things easier, Susan also invites her wedding caterer to try and set her up with him. Throughout the night Mike deliberately sells himself badly telling his tales of imprisonment to put her off. He then reveals to Susan he remembers everything, still loves her, and wants her back. The caterer then brings out two wedding cakes for Susan to try and decide for the wedding. One cake is typically British, rich and elegent (representing Ian) and the other is down to earth and sweet (representing Mike). Susan becomes hysterical as she realises she has feelings for Mike and has to choose. Ian sees Mike and Susan privately talking and begins to suspect something. Mike reveals the kiss he and Susan shared and how he wants her back, and the deal they made at Poker is revealed to Susan. She becomes upset and tells them both to get out, and calls off the wedding.
Victor's feelings for Gabby grow immensely and he asks her to marry him. He states it's a pre-proposal to prepare her for the real thing, but she tells him how divorce really shook her up, and how she wants to be sure next time around. Gabby and Victor, during the blackout, induldge in a sexual activity in the elevator, which is caught on camera and used by a member of staff at the hotel to blackmail Victor. He delivers an envelope to Victor's house, but as he's not in, Gabrielle opens it to discover photos of them together and a note demanding $50,000. She chases after him and pins him down, but when a police car passes by it stops and breaks them up. He says they'll need the photos to charge the blackmailer, but Gabby sees a photo on the front page of the paper the next day. Victor holds an emergency press conference to clear it up, but when things don't go well, Gabby takes the stand and reveals he had proposed to her and she had said yes, reaffirming his good reputation. The engagement is announced on the news which Carlos sees, and is clearly heartbroken by it.
The episode ends on the theme of Power. Lynette is seen looking in her car mirror, and as she stares at herself, she slowly lets her hair down to how Rick likes it. Tom is left at home with no power as his wife takes control over the pizzeria. Gabby and Victor celebrate their engagement and Victors growing success in the polls, while Carlos and Edie continue their relationship. Susan takes off her engagement ring and is free from both Mike and Ian for the time being, while Mrs. McCluskey is left alone in the dark in a prison cell

Ian and Mike continue to battle over Susan. Susan has an argument in the mall parking lot with a man named Roger over a parking spot. Susan is forced to go into court-ordered therapy. Her therapist tells her that she has anger management problems that are probably originating from Ian and Mike, not because she's dumped both of them, but because of her indecision. The therapist tells Susan that she has to make a choice between the two men. Susan chooses Mike.
Gabrielle and Victor have an engagement party, where an unexpected announcement is made. Gabrielle is unhappy to learn about Carlos and Edie's relationship, so she confronts Edie and they clash in a duel.
Kayla correctly believes Lynette's lying about something. Lynette warns Tom that if Kayla continues misbehaving she will put her out.
Mrs. McCluskey is the talk of the town. The reason that Gilbert's in her feezer is revealed; Mrs. McCluskey came home from a vacation at 2 a. m. and found Gilbert lying dead on the couch. Since it was late and she was tired, she decided to wait until the morning to report his death. However, she snooped around his desk and found out that all his money is going to his first wife, whom he's only been married to for 2 years. Gilbert forgot to update his will. Since she wanted to keep his money, she stuffed him in her freezer and didn't report his death.
It's Travers's 9th birthday, and Edie rents a reptile van containing snakes and iguanas. Travers hires Parker to paint the word "witch" on Mrs. McCluskey's front door. Mrs. McCluskey catches Parker. She doesn't deny the fact that she's a witch. Parker feels guilty about what he did and tries to defend Mrs. McCluskey. Lynette sends her kids back to the party.


Mike is on a camping trip, so Susan goes to the woods to find him. She brings plenty of cosmetics, but forgets to bring some hiking necessities. She and her wilderness guide, Toni, get lost in the woods. Susan complains to Toni about her complicated love life, and Toni yells at Susan and tells her that he doesn't think Susan can handle a permanent relationship because she invites too much drama in. Back at the campground, the two hikers are reported lost, and Mike recognizes Susan from her description.
Pizzeria Scavo is robbed while Lynette's there. Lynette and Rick are stuck in the walk-in freezer, where they grow closer to each other. Later, while Tom, Lynette, Rick, and a security guard are looking through security tapes, Tom is unpleasantly shocked to find Lynette having dinner with Rick. Tom confronts Rick. Lynette realizes that she's in love with Rick. Kayla begins to test Lynette so she threatens to put her out. When Tom refuses to deal with her, Lynette later packs his and her bags to show she's serious.
Gabrielle and a meterman have an argument when she is given a ticket. She tries to talk him out of writing the ticket by telling him that she's engaged to a man running for mayor, but this only causes him to write more tickets. Gabrielle unsuccessfully tries to return old shoes she's worn before to pay the ticket. Two men go to the meterman's house and beat him up. Gabrielle gets arrested, as she is suspected of beating up the meterman. A drunk married man tries to hit on Gabrielle, even when she points out she's engaged. Gabrielle throws a party with the help of a caterer, who tells Gabrielle that once Victor's elected, she won't have to pay for anything again, even parking tickets. Victor is elected as mayor

This Episode is a two part episodeee :}
Part 1

Mike plans on moving, and Carlos plans on renting his house. The owner of that house, an elderly woman named Lillian Simms, is currently living in a nursing home. Carlos signs the lease to rent the house. According to the law, Lillian has 72 hours to change her mind. Edie visits Lillian at the nursing home and successfully convinces her to change her mind, as Edie wants Carlos to move in with her. Lillian's son tells Carlos that Lillian has changed her mind, which angers Carlos.
Lynette has injured her shoulder. At the hospital, they do an X-ray on her. The injury is not serious, but the X-ray reveals she may have lymphoma. They'll have to do a biopsy to be sure.
Susan's upset when she learns that after she cancelled her and Ian's wedding, Gabrielle snatched up things like Susan's florist for herself. The two clash over florists, wedding planners, and caterers.
Tom's old college buddy, Scott McKinney, appears. He talks about marital problems he's going through with his wife, Cheryl, and the discussion soon highlights Tom and Lynette's problems. Lynette's upset when she learns there's something about Scott's identity that Tom hasn't revealed to Lynette; he is a marriage counselor.
A marriage proposal takes place.

Part 2

Gabrielle meets Victor's 70-year-old father, Milton, and gets along with him. Victor, Gabrielle, and Milton have dinner together. Milton expects Victor to run for governor. Gabrielle doesn't want to go through another campaign, so she has second thoughts about marrying Victor, but they do end up getting married outside of Victor's mansion. Gabrielle overhears Victor amd Milton discussing a secret of Victor's.
Susan and Mike, get married. The Ian/Susan/Mike love triangle comes to a shocking end. Mike and Susan do something special in the woods.
Orson and Bree return from their honeymoon, with a baby they say they have adopted in Europe.
Someone gets pregnant.
One of the brides has an affair on the night of her wedding.
Edie has a dream that her mother, Ilene, is yelling at her about tricking Carlos into living with her. In the dream, Ilene walks in on Carlos and Edie having sex (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_intercourse), and says to Edie, "You make me sick" and "You've always been a lying little ****!" Edie has a strained relationship with Ilene. Carlos is staying with Edie because she promises to have a child with him, but selfish Edie has plans of her own.
Lynette fears she may have cancer, so Lynette's mother (played by Polly Bergen (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polly_Bergen)) arrives to help Lynette deal with it.

OMG AT THEM!!!!!!

The last one :o!!

:Liam
06-05-2007, 12:54 PM
At the end of this weeks episode Someone told susan mike moved, and ian left to go to england :S

benjamin
06-05-2007, 12:55 PM
I saw that one, lol. I watched it on e4 wednesday.

allykin
06-05-2007, 01:05 PM
i missed it so i gotta watch today i think it's on
omgg i missed loads :( on that episode.

bullwinkle
08-05-2007, 01:28 PM
OMG MA OLD NAME (L)!

edible
09-05-2007, 03:58 PM
i just realised, after tonight there is TWO more left :@

tonights e4 onee, is well good.

and benji it was Ida Greenberg i think..

allykin
09-05-2007, 05:36 PM
;o never knew it ended in 2 weeks ;o
like that with lost 3 episodes left. ;o
aww ill miss good wednesday night tv itll return in like half a year probably >_<

Mitch4?
24-05-2007, 06:03 PM
Oh my gee, sorry about bump. But i just seen the last episode on www.alluc.org and omg. annoyed to the max

SPOILER BELOW





Gabrielle see's victor and the dad having a talk about how hes using gabrielle to get votes. So gabrielle snogs the face of carlos.
Bree pretends she is pregnant because obviously her daughter is away in switzerland at a school.
Susan and mike get married at a really small wedding 'do' because mike was trying to make lots of money by working 24/7 and susan didnt want him to spend LOADS on a wedding if it was going to kill him.
Lynette's mother moved in because lynette has cancer, and ogmz swear to god she is a right cow, but she has good points. But the mother finds out about Rick and uses it for her advantage

THEN THE WORST.

Carlos finds the Edie's birthcontrol pills, and Carlos goes mad at gabrielles wedding, then Edie cries ALOT, and the final scene is her hanging herself. and it make me cry tbh. :(

I LOVE YOU EDIE XO. im sad but bovvard?

edible
24-05-2007, 06:07 PM
Oh my gee, sorry about bump. But i just seen the last episode on www.alluc.org (http://www.alluc.org) and omg. annoyed to the max

SPOILER BELOW





Gabrielle see's victor and the dad having a talk about how hes using gabrielle to get votes. So gabrielle snogs the face of carlos.
Bree pretends she is pregnant because obviously her daughter is away in switzerland at a school.
Susan and mike get married at a really small wedding 'do' because mike was trying to make lots of money by working 24/7 and susan didnt want him to spend LOADS on a wedding if it was going to kill him.
Lynette's mother moved in because lynette has cancer, and ogmz swear to god she is a right cow, but she has good points. But the mother finds out about Rick and uses it for her advantage

THEN THE WORST.

Carlos finds the Edie's birthcontrol pills, and Carlos goes mad at gabrielles wedding, then Edie cries ALOT, and the final scene is her hanging herself. and it make me cry tbh. :(

I LOVE YOU EDIE XO. im sad but bovvard?

THERE IS SPOILER TAGS FOR A REASON YOU KNOW?! :@:@:@:@:@

Browney
24-05-2007, 06:18 PM
Oh my days at yesum.

hadouken!
24-05-2007, 06:19 PM
is that it forever then?

Mitch4?
24-05-2007, 06:41 PM
I don't know how to use spoiler tags/where they is :o
sorreh.

edible
24-05-2007, 07:29 PM
[spoiler] text here... [ spoiler]

take out space.

and no it's not over forever yet.

benjamin
24-05-2007, 07:32 PM
I missed it, I turned it on, it said it was on for an hour, and it was an episode I had already seen.. Was it on e4 after or whatt?

edible
24-05-2007, 07:36 PM
not it wasnt on e4 last night (:

it's going to be shown first time for everyone next wednesdayy.
and cos ugly betty have double episodes this week i thinkk?!

benjamin
24-05-2007, 07:42 PM
OH so it's next wednesday. I thought I missed it lol.

summer
24-05-2007, 07:47 PM
yeah i thought it finished yesterday, but it was an episode i'd already seen on e4.

womanizer
24-05-2007, 07:48 PM
We only see her hang herself for like 2 seconds in season 4 at the start the scarf could break or someone could find her and save her...

Mitch4?
24-05-2007, 08:21 PM
We only see her hang herself for like 2 seconds in season 4 at the start the scarf could break or someone could find her and save her...

Well she dangled there for long enough for the scarf not to of broke, not sure but im pretty sure i heard her neck break. Which would mean she was dead, but idk :( Hope shes not dead.

:Liam
24-05-2007, 09:59 PM
with edie it has been confirmed that:
Edie will not be appearing in the next season as she is dead, Ive read spoilers that confirm it, as edies funeral is in the next season. Wouldnt it be great if Carlos ran into the room in the first episode of next series and saved her.

allykin
25-05-2007, 03:29 PM
lol omg at spoiler i missed like 4 of the series ending

Mitch4?
26-05-2007, 05:43 PM
with edie it has been confirmed that:
Edie will not be appearing in the next season as she is dead, Ive read spoilers that confirm it, as edies funeral is in the next season. Wouldnt it be great if Carlos ran into the room in the first episode of next series and saved her.

How they going to do that if everything in wisteria lane after a series end is 6 months, and i doubt a funeral would take 6 months to plan

Eamonn
26-05-2007, 06:03 PM
How they going to do that if everything in wisteria lane after a series end is 6 months, and i doubt a funeral would take 6 months to plan
They can have flashbacks if you didn't though because unless I am mistaken they have for the past 3 seasons >.<

& omg at those Edie spoilers.

hadouken!
26-05-2007, 06:15 PM
So there will be how many more series. I'll die when it ends. Just realised I created this thread lol.

Mitch4?
26-05-2007, 07:11 PM
There was always going to be 5 seasons i heard. But im not sure, im pretty sure i heard that all the main 4 girls had a 5season contract, so they could extend it, but apparently they don't like filming together so i doubt it'll last longer than 5 series.

edible
26-05-2007, 07:19 PM
there's meant to be a few more series.
this finale looks DEAD brill!!! oohh, wednesday's the best TV night this week.

big brother, 2 ugly betty's, desperate housewivess, hollyoaks, oh fabulouss.

edible
26-05-2007, 07:42 PM
cantt editt.

and here this is the finale re-cap -
Three days before her wedding, Gabrielle wants to know why Carlos hasn't RSVPed and he tells her he's not going because he'll jinx her marriage. She insists that Edie can't show up alone because everyone will think she has a problem with him seeing Edie. He says he'll burst out laughing when she swears "'till death do us part," so she gives up and tells him he can just come to the reception.

Lynette asks her sister Lucy for a loan to pay for her upcoming medical bills she'll incur in treating the lymphoma, but she's also strapped and can't help out. She orders her not to tell their mother, Stella, but she shows up anyway with her luggage, announcing she's there to help while Lynette goes through chemo since she managed to conquer breast cancer. Lynette wants her to leave, reminding Stella what a horrible mother she was. But Tom informs Lynette that Stella has come up with the $10,000 they need and they can't throw her out. Lynette tells him how Stella used to get drunk and smack her children around but Tom tries to persuade her that Stella has "mellowed."

He tells her if he can forgive her for Rick, she can forgive her mother. "So forgiving my mother is my penance?" she asks and he tells her yes. Meanwhile, Stella has been listening at the door. Later, when she's babysitting Kayla, Stella asks if she knows anything about a guy named Rick. Kayla offers to tell her, if Stella will let her watch a "grown-up movie."

Mike worries that Susan is going over the top in planning their wedding, but she wants to make sure it won't pale in comparison to Bree and Gabrielle's lavish ceremonies. That night, she catches Mike sneaking out at 3 a.m. He's started advertising himself as a 24-hour plumber because he needs the extra cash to finance Susan's dream wedding. She offers to scale it back but he vows that even though he's not Ian, he's going to give her the same wedding Ian would have.

Victor and Gabrielle have dinner with his father, Milton, who tells Victor that if his numbers stay high, he should run for Governor. Gabrielle declares she hated campaigning and she has no intentions of ever going through that again. The night before the wedding she finds Victor going over polling data and she tells him she meant it when she said she didn't want him to run for Governor, especially if it would mean leaving Fairview. He responds that she's going to be his wife, not his political advisor and she doesn't get any say.

She says she was already married to a man who put his career first and she swore never to do it again, while he's vowed to never again let a "stupid woman" hold him back. He tries to apologize, saying he's been under a lot of pressure and she tells him he now has one less thing to worry about since she's canceling the wedding. He says it's too late to cancel but she responds that it's "just in the nick of time."

The next morning Milton shows up early on her doorstep to apologize. She tells him it's not his fault and he insists it is, since Victor has always been desperate for his father's approval, especially since he's never gotten it. She wonders why she should marry a man who values his father's opinion more than hers. Milton tells her that after she left, Victor called him up and "tore him a new one" and blamed him for driving her away. Just then Victor arrives with roses and Milton sneaks out the back. He looks on approvingly as Victor and Gabrielle embrace.

Gabrielle is ready to walk down the aisle but is freaking out because Bree is late bringing her "something new" -- a bracelet from her honeymoon trip to Switzerland. When she finally arrives, Susan, Lynette and Gabrielle's jaws drop. Bree is pregnant! Alone with Orson later, she tells him she wouldn't blame him if he ran like hell. He swears to love and raise the baby as if it were his own.

Edie is feeling guilty about deceiving Carlos into thinking she's gone off the pill and is trying to get pregnant. He, meanwhile, has been doing research and is coming up with ways for her to get pregnant faster. She urges him to "let nature take its course," and he says that at their age, nature isn't on their side anymore and that her eggs aren't "farm fresh." He also forbids her to drink alcohol, at least until after the baby is born and she's done nursing.

She's on her way to Gaby's wedding and tells Carlos she'll see him at the reception. Just as she's leaving, she runs into the paper boy and asks Carlos if he'll pay him. Carlos is short of cash, so he goes through Edie's purse and finds her birth control pills.

At the wedding, Edie is taking the opportunity to quaff some forbidden Scotch when Carlos shows up early and catches her. He holds up the birth control and tells her not to bother explaining. In full earshot of the wedding party, she runs after him, calling his name. She tells him she really does want to have a baby but that she wanted to give him a chance to fall in love with her first. He tells her he doesn't believe her and he won't ever trust her again and Bree dissolves in tears.

At the reception, Lynette wants to know when Bree's due date and she vaguely answers, "the early fall" and changes the subject. Bree says she can't believe everything she's missed, especially with Susan and Gabrielle are both getting married. She asks Lynette what's new and she swears everything is fine.

Gabrielle has gone to fetch Victor so he can meet Bree when she overhears Milton telling Victor that by marrying her, he's secured the Latino vote and the Governor's Mansion is "as good as his." Victor's not sure he can talk her into him running for Governor but Milton assures him that now that he's her husband, the rules have changed and that a few pricey gifts will "tame that little spitfire." Gabrielle leaves without letting on what she's heard.

She sneaks into an unused room and finds Carlos downing champagne. He says he hopes he didn't ruin her wedding, but that he's also ruined his life. He laments that a few years ago he had it all -- her, the home, the career -- and now he has nothing. He's sure she wants to go find Victor but instead she grabs him and kisses him passionately.

Lynette keeps sniping at her mother and Stella asks her if she doesn't think people can change. Lynette says they can't, so her mother wonders what happened to Lynette, the perfect wife and mother, once Rick came along. Lynette swears nothing happened with Rick because she's nothing like her mother. Stella reminds her that when she got breast cancer, Lynette told her it was "God's punishment" and she asks Lynette if she feels she's the one being punished now. Lynette orders her out and insists she doesn't want her money but her mother refuses to go. Stella tells Lynette she can fight her, or she can fight the cancer, because she won't have the strength to do both.

Julie welcomes Bree and Orson home and asks where Danielle is. Bree tells her that she's spending a year abroad in Switzerland. Julie wonders why Danielle hasn't returned any of her calls or emails and Andrew blames it on the poor reception in the Swiss mountains. "This might not be as easy as we'd hoped," Bree frets after Julie leaves. Bree, pretending to be Danielle, types an email to Julie and just then Danielle calls from the nunnery where they've stashed her to ask to come home. Bree vows she's not coming home until after the baby is born but that they'll be up to visit her this weekend. She then removes her stomach padding and Orson notes that soon it will be time for the six-month size.

Susan feels so guilty that Mike fell asleep at the reception that she asks the reverend if he can marry the two of them later that night. MIke receives another late-night plumbing call, but when he arrives at "Mrs. Wolcott's," he finds the reverend with a suit. He leads Mike to where Susan is waiting for him in a white dress. He wants to know if she'll really be okay with this simple ceremony and she says only one thing has stayed constant in her wedding plans: Him. He tells her he's never seen her look so beautiful and the reverend begins.

Distraught over her breakup with Carlos, Edie leaves a note for him and then appears to hang herself.

allykin
26-05-2007, 08:06 PM
omg you'd never think edie would do that!

edible
26-05-2007, 08:16 PM
I know init! Cos she has a son and everythingg.
Also, I've found out about Season 4 and DH itself.

Marc Cherry has made agreements with all the main cast members until May, 2011 - given that the show keeps getting renewed - so most of the main cast will be around for season 4.

and the housewive's stories. -
Susan's story
Susan Delfino is married to Mike. In the fall, Susan, Mike, and Julie welcome Mike's younger brother, Terry, and his wife, to Wisteria Lane. This season's mystery revolves around Terry and his wife.[citation needed]


[edit] Lynette's story
Lynette Scavo is sick with Hodgkin's lymphoma. Polly Bergen will play Lynette Scavo's mother, Stella Wingfield, in a recurring role introduced in the season 3 finale.[3] Also, Doug Savant revealed in an interview on The View that Jason Gedrick will return as Rick Coletti in season 4. Tom and Lynette's marital problems continue, despite Lynette's cancer. With Stella and Rick around, Lynette's already busy life takes a turn for the worse. Kayla will continue to hate Lynette.[4]


[edit] Bree's story
Bree Hodge is pretending to be pregnant so she can raise her daughter Danielle's child without anyone even knowing it's Danielle's. We can expect this to be uncovered at some point.


[edit] Gabrielle's story
Gabrielle Lang is married to Victor. Victor and his father, Milton, both return in season 4.[5] Victor dies.[citation needed] Eva Longoria has revealed that season four will have Gabrielle and Carlos getting back together.[6]


[edit] Edie's story
The question of whether or not Edie Britt's suicide attempt was successful remains unanswered for now. In season 4, Edie's secret sister, Helen (played by Claire King) comes to Wisteria Lane


oh i so cant waitt noww!!

allykin
27-05-2007, 09:21 AM
lost finale.
ugly betty double bill
desperate housewives
hollyoaks
wow this week is gonne be awesome.
except when its over ill have nothing to watchapart from hollyoaks;]
omg AMY AND JOSH RUN AWAY TOGETHER IN HOLLYOAKS!!

edible
28-05-2007, 03:14 PM
And Big Brother starts..

we find out in the finale that Lynette has cancer, Lynette's mother Stella comes back to pay and she's moving in I believe

I know S4 Spoilers. I'll post now -

The show's casting for a man in his early to mid-30s. He's apparently Mike's younger brother. He's described as "hot and buff." He's said to be "troubled" which could mean any number of things, considering his brother Mike's own history (drugs, murder, prison) could be described as "troubled." Look for him to show up at the start of season 4 and continue in a recurring role (10 of the first 12 episodes) next season.

The show is also casting a husband and wife who'll play a role in season 4's mystery. That is Mike's brother and his wife.

Susan will continue to be clumsy. Gabrielle will end up in her lingerie at least once.

Just because Lynette has cancer, that doesn't mean her marital problems will vanish. Look for Polly Bergen to stick around for a while as Lynette's mom Stella Wingfield.

Gabrielle's new husband Victor and new father-in-law Milton Lang are both expected to return in the fall. There's no word yet on whether Nicollette Sheridan's Edie Britt is truly dead or not.

Susan's story
Susan Delfino is married to Mike. In the fall, Susan, Mike, and Julie welcome Mike's younger brother, Terry, and his wife, to Wisteria Lane. This season's mystery revolves around Terry and his wife.

Lynette's story
Lynette Scavo is sick with Hodgkin's lymphoma. Polly Bergen will play Lynette Scavo's mother, Stella Wingfield, in a recurring role introduced in the season 3 finale. Also, Doug Savant revealed in an interview on The View that Jason Gedrick will return as Rick Coletti in season 4. Tom and Lynette's marital problems continue, despite Lynette's cancer. With Stella and Rick around, Lynette's already busy life takes a turn for the worse. Kayla will continue to hate Lynette.


Bree's story
Bree Hodge is pretending to be pregnant so she can raise her daughter Danielle's child without anyone even knowing it's Danielle's. We can expect this to be uncovered at some point.


Gabrielle's story
Gabrielle Lang is married to Victor. Victor and his father, Milton, both return in season 4. Victor dies. Eva Longoria has revealed that season four will have Gabrielle and Carlos getting back together.


Edie's story
The question of whether or not Edie Britt's suicide attempt was successful remains unanswered for now. In season 4, Edie's secret sister, Helen (played by Claire King) comes to Wisteria Lane.

i know i've posted the stories already, but there's more.

Doug Savant said in an interview - Rick will probably be back and that Tom wasnt going to let the Lynette/Rick thing go.

Carlos will be around for another season.

A big part of me hopes that Tom and Lynette stay together, just to be the couple who has the "staying power" on wysteria lane. I like Rick, though, and would hate to see him disappear from the show completely.

Also, It says on Wikipedia that Edie is still signed on for more seasons, but I guess that could mean anything, I think she's going to some up some of the mysteries on Wisteria Lane.

As for Bree, I dont really think that her storyline will be boring if it is just about the baby. I mean, there is so much that could go wrong with that, esp. if people find out about it. I really do hope that she embraces her son's sexuality, and that her family could be semi-normal for a while...

I hope that besides what wikipedia says I hope they give Gabby and Lynette darker storylines, although I know that they will all have dark storylines

Lynette with cancer
Bree with the baby faking.
Susan with the mystery with Mike's brother and wife.
Gabrielle with Carlos and Victor and that.

In a recent article Eva Longoria states she is delaying her honeymoon due to the filming of the new season. Eva states that filming begins: July 9th. (2 days after her wedding)



and I know i've posted the re-cap, but it will sum up abit of what i've said I think.

Three days before her wedding, Gabrielle wants to know why Carlos hasn't RSVPed and he tells her he's not going because he'll jinx her marriage. She insists that Edie can't show up alone because everyone will think she has a problem with him seeing Edie. He says he'll burst out laughing when she swears "'till death do us part," so she gives up and tells him he can just come to the reception.

Lynette asks her sister Lucy for a loan to pay for her upcoming medical bills she'll incur in treating the lymphoma, but she's also strapped and can't help out. She orders her not to tell their mother, Stella, but she shows up anyway with her luggage, announcing she's there to help while Lynette goes through chemo since she managed to conquer breast cancer. Lynette wants her to leave, reminding Stella what a horrible mother she was. But Tom informs Lynette that Stella has come up with the $10,000 they need and they can't throw her out. Lynette tells him how Stella used to get drunk and smack her children around but Tom tries to persuade her that Stella has "mellowed."

He tells her if he can forgive her for Rick, she can forgive her mother. "So forgiving my mother is my penance?" she asks and he tells her yes. Meanwhile, Stella has been listening at the door. Later, when she's babysitting Kayla, Stella asks if she knows anything about a guy named Rick. Kayla offers to tell her, if Stella will let her watch a "grown-up movie."

Mike worries that Susan is going over the top in planning their wedding, but she wants to make sure it won't pale in comparison to Bree and Gabrielle's lavish ceremonies. That night, she catches Mike sneaking out at 3 a.m. He's started advertising himself as a 24-hour plumber because he needs the extra cash to finance Susan's dream wedding. She offers to scale it back but he vows that even though he's not Ian, he's going to give her the same wedding Ian would have.

Victor and Gabrielle have dinner with his father, Milton, who tells Victor that if his numbers stay high, he should run for Governor. Gabrielle declares she hated campaigning and she has no intentions of ever going through that again. The night before the wedding she finds Victor going over polling data and she tells him she meant it when she said she didn't want him to run for Governor, especially if it would mean leaving Fairview. He responds that she's going to be his wife, not his political advisor and she doesn't get any say.

She says she was already married to a man who put his career first and she swore never to do it again, while he's vowed to never again let a "stupid woman" hold him back. He tries to apologize, saying he's been under a lot of pressure and she tells him he now has one less thing to worry about since she's canceling the wedding. He says it's too late to cancel but she responds that it's "just in the nick of time."

The next morning Milton shows up early on her doorstep to apologize. She tells him it's not his fault and he insists it is, since Victor has always been desperate for his father's approval, especially since he's never gotten it. She wonders why she should marry a man who values his father's opinion more than hers. Milton tells her that after she left, Victor called him up and "tore him a new one" and blamed him for driving her away. Just then Victor arrives with roses and Milton sneaks out the back. He looks on approvingly as Victor and Gabrielle embrace.

Gabrielle is ready to walk down the aisle but is freaking out because Bree is late bringing her "something new" -- a bracelet from her honeymoon trip to Switzerland. When she finally arrives, Susan, Lynette and Gabrielle's jaws drop. Bree is pregnant! Alone with Orson later, she tells him she wouldn't blame him if he ran like hell. He swears to love and raise the baby as if it were his own.

Edie is feeling guilty about deceiving Carlos into thinking she's gone off the pill and is trying to get pregnant. He, meanwhile, has been doing research and is coming up with ways for her to get pregnant faster. She urges him to "let nature take its course," and he says that at their age, nature isn't on their side anymore and that her eggs aren't "farm fresh." He also forbids her to drink alcohol, at least until after the baby is born and she's done nursing.

She's on her way to Gaby's wedding and tells Carlos she'll see him at the reception. Just as she's leaving, she runs into the paper boy and asks Carlos if he'll pay him. Carlos is short of cash, so he goes through Edie's purse and finds her birth control pills.

At the wedding, Edie is taking the opportunity to quaff some forbidden Scotch when Carlos shows up early and catches her. He holds up the birth control and tells her not to bother explaining. In full earshot of the wedding party, she runs after him, calling his name. She tells him she really does want to have a baby but that she wanted to give him a chance to fall in love with her first. He tells her he doesn't believe her and he won't ever trust her again and Bree dissolves in tears.

At the reception, Lynette wants to know when Bree's due date and she vaguely answers, "the early fall" and changes the subject. Bree says she can't believe everything she's missed, especially with Susan and Gabrielle are both getting married. She asks Lynette what's new and she swears everything is fine.

Gabrielle has gone to fetch Victor so he can meet Bree when she overhears Milton telling Victor that by marrying her, he's secured the Latino vote and the Governor's Mansion is "as good as his." Victor's not sure he can talk her into him running for Governor but Milton assures him that now that he's her husband, the rules have changed and that a few pricey gifts will "tame that little spitfire." Gabrielle leaves without letting on what she's heard.

She sneaks into an unused room and finds Carlos downing champagne. He says he hopes he didn't ruin her wedding, but that he's also ruined his life. He laments that a few years ago he had it all -- her, the home, the career -- and now he has nothing. He's sure she wants to go find Victor but instead she grabs him and kisses him passionately.

Lynette keeps sniping at her mother and Stella asks her if she doesn't think people can change. Lynette says they can't, so her mother wonders what happened to Lynette, the perfect wife and mother, once Rick came along. Lynette swears nothing happened with Rick because she's nothing like her mother. Stella reminds her that when she got breast cancer, Lynette told her it was "God's punishment" and she asks Lynette if she feels she's the one being punished now. Lynette orders her out and insists she doesn't want her money but her mother refuses to go. Stella tells Lynette she can fight her, or she can fight the cancer, because she won't have the strength to do both.

Julie welcomes Bree and Orson home and asks where Danielle is. Bree tells her that she's spending a year abroad in Switzerland. Julie wonders why Danielle hasn't returned any of her calls or emails and Andrew blames it on the poor reception in the Swiss mountains. "This might not be as easy as we'd hoped," Bree frets after Julie leaves. Bree, pretending to be Danielle, types an email to Julie and just then Danielle calls from the nunnery where they've stashed her to ask to come home. Bree vows she's not coming home until after the baby is born but that they'll be up to visit her this weekend. She then removes her stomach padding and Orson notes that soon it will be time for the six-month size.

Susan feels so guilty that Mike fell asleep at the reception that she asks the reverend if he can marry the two of them later that night. MIke receives another late-night plumbing call, but when he arrives at "Mrs. Wolcott's," he finds the reverend with a suit. He leads Mike to where Susan is waiting for him in a white dress. He wants to know if she'll really be okay with this simple ceremony and she says only one thing has stayed constant in her wedding plans: Him. He tells her he's never seen her look so beautiful and the reverend begins.

Distraught over her breakup with Carlos, Edie leaves a note for him and then appears to hang herself. (That's the final scene btw)
i'll post more soon =)

edible
28-05-2007, 03:58 PM
Another spoiler/thingg.

Desperate Housewives to Revive Andrew van de Kamp

Desperate Housewives creator Marc Cherry recently announced that he'll finally give Andrew van de Kamp (Shawn Pyfrom), who has been largely absent from the show except as a background character something to do again:

Pyfrom"I think that he'll have some interesting gay adventures. Right now we're just winding down season 3, but in June the writing staff gets together and we'll talk about that. But you know, he's had such a tame year, it's time to kind of juice him up again… A lot of writers feel that sometimes, young boys say 'bisexual' because that's 'a stop on the way to gay town.' But you know, I actually think it might be fascinating if Andrew experiments, as long as we have some interesting complications from that. I know that so many gay teenagers do 'try it' just to please their parents. So we'll see. Something shocking would happen as a result.

http://www.towleroad.com/2007/05/desperate_house.html

exactly what I thought may happen :)

allykin
29-05-2007, 07:36 PM
how many seasons are they making for desperate housewives?

:Liam
29-05-2007, 07:37 PM
how many seasons are they making for desperate housewives?
5 I think.

allykin
29-05-2007, 07:40 PM
oooh thats good.
i'd prefer 6 though cause dh is v. popular at least an extra series.

edible
29-05-2007, 07:41 PM
There's 4 more so far with a total of 7.
but if the show continues to be popular, Marc Cherry said there will be more.

allykin
30-05-2007, 03:54 PM
awesome.
i take it bree is pregnant from the promo for dh.

edible
30-05-2007, 05:49 PM
Nope, she's not pregnant.

Before Bree and Orson went away on honeymoon to Switzerland, we found out that it's Danielle that is pregnant with Austin's child. Orson told Austin to leave. They took Danielle with them, Danielle is now living at Nunnery in Switzerland until the baby is born, and Bree is pretending to be pregnant to cover for Danielle so no one finds out.
Bree and Orson are going to raise the baby as their own. Bree is merely wearing some thing to make her look pregnant.

I can tell theirs going to be drama with this storyline.

And I read somewhere that Edie will not die.

lew!
30-05-2007, 09:27 PM
Oh yeah because she..

SHE HANGS HERSELF lol

:Liam
30-05-2007, 09:29 PM
Oh yeah because she..

SHE HANGS HERSELF lol
I bet in the first scene of season 4 just incase it happens ive put in spoilers
carlos Runs in and saves her.

allykin
31-05-2007, 09:43 AM
ooo i saw on the finale when orson said time for the 6months thing now and saw her take off the previous one i was like omg then realised it was danielle who was pregnent and she's going to pretend to be ad stuff.

and omg @ edie i bet carlos runs in like seconds after and saves her.

edible
31-05-2007, 10:29 AM
RIGHT, there is going to be a total or 7 Series, I've just read it.

Nicolette Sheridan is still under contract, I dont think she dies, I think either Gaby or Carlos (For obvious reasons) will run in and save her.

Gaby because, Edie was like upset @ the wedding and everything init?!
Carlos because he lives with her.

Rick will be back in S4
Edie's sister(Played by Emma or Claire :S King) will be coming to WL
One of the mysteries next season will revolve around a buff man, called Terry Delfino and his Wife.

Susan and Mike will be involved in that

I'll post any rumours/spoilers I find leading upto Series 4.

Btw, I read that filiming will begin July 2nd, 2 Days after Eva Longaria's wedding. She's said in an interview that she wont be having her honeymoon.

i seriously dont know how I find all this out..

benjamin
31-05-2007, 10:32 AM
I missed it last night as I was out, what time's it on Sunday?

Or anyone link me to watch online :P TV-Links don't have it.

:Liam
31-05-2007, 11:34 AM
I missed it last night as I was out, what time's it on Sunday?

Or anyone link me to watch online :P TV-Links don't have it.
http://www.dailymotion.com/relevance/search/desperate%2Bhousewives%2B23/video/x2463q_desperate-housewives-3x23-vostfr-pa/1 (http://www.dailymotion.com/relevance/search/Desperate&#37;2Bhousewives%2B23/video/x1x0tq_desperate-housewives-3x21-13)
its easy to find the other parts from there :D

edible
31-05-2007, 11:37 AM
It's on Next Wednesday, E4 @ 10pm I believe.

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