Lestah
03-12-2006, 02:32 PM
This is my new religion
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the one true God. We worship him above all others. An invisible and undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Universe), including a mountain (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountain), trees (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tree) and a midget (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midget). All evidence for evolution was planted by the Flying Spaghetti Monster. The FSM tests Pastafarians' faith by making things look older than they are (q.v. Omphalos (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omphalos_%28theology%29)). "For example, a scientist may perform a carbon-dating (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radiocarbon_dating) process on an artifact. He finds that approximately 75% of the Carbon-14 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carbon-14) has decayed by electron emission to Nitrogen-14 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nitrogen-14), and infers that this artifact is approximately 11,000 years old, as the half-life (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Half-life) of Carbon-14 appears to be 5,730 years. But what our scientist does not realize is that every time he makes a measurement, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is there changing the results with His Noodly Appendage. We have numerous texts that describe in detail how this can be possible and the reasons why He does this. He is of course invisible and can pass through normal matter with ease. The Pastafarian belief of heaven (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven) stresses two points. "A) It has beer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beer) volcanos (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volcano) as far as the eye can see & B) It has a stripper (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stripper) factory (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Factory)."
Of course, you may think "this religion is nonsense". But it is exactly the same concept as other religions, yes, many people out there actually follow the exact same thing as pastafanarianism ! Except with slightly different views.
Christianity, Islam, Judaism, Pastafarianism, Buddhism. Spot the odd one out - there isn't one ;)
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the one true God. We worship him above all others. An invisible and undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Universe), including a mountain (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountain), trees (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tree) and a midget (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midget). All evidence for evolution was planted by the Flying Spaghetti Monster. The FSM tests Pastafarians' faith by making things look older than they are (q.v. Omphalos (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omphalos_%28theology%29)). "For example, a scientist may perform a carbon-dating (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radiocarbon_dating) process on an artifact. He finds that approximately 75% of the Carbon-14 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carbon-14) has decayed by electron emission to Nitrogen-14 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nitrogen-14), and infers that this artifact is approximately 11,000 years old, as the half-life (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Half-life) of Carbon-14 appears to be 5,730 years. But what our scientist does not realize is that every time he makes a measurement, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is there changing the results with His Noodly Appendage. We have numerous texts that describe in detail how this can be possible and the reasons why He does this. He is of course invisible and can pass through normal matter with ease. The Pastafarian belief of heaven (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven) stresses two points. "A) It has beer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beer) volcanos (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volcano) as far as the eye can see & B) It has a stripper (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stripper) factory (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Factory)."
Of course, you may think "this religion is nonsense". But it is exactly the same concept as other religions, yes, many people out there actually follow the exact same thing as pastafanarianism ! Except with slightly different views.
Christianity, Islam, Judaism, Pastafarianism, Buddhism. Spot the odd one out - there isn't one ;)