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la-ur-en
29-03-2005, 03:51 PM
Okay, so this game is kind of like the 3 word game, only it will get longer if more people reply, anyhow, you can put any number of words in the sentence!(as long as it isnt a paragraph, about 2 lines maximum!)

One day bob went out to

ideabox
29-03-2005, 03:56 PM
One day bob went out to smell some blue cheese but couldnt buy them so went to smell frontslide.

Dave,
29-03-2005, 03:58 PM
One day bob went out to smell some blue cheese but couldnt buy them so went to smell frontslide, he smelt of egg, it was very disgusting.

ideabox
29-03-2005, 04:00 PM
One day bob went out to smell some blue cheese but couldnt buy them so went to smell frontslide. he smelt of egg, it was very disgusting. Bob went to get a job to buy his blue cheese but couldnt get one until he found a job for a paper round.

Dave,
29-03-2005, 04:02 PM
One day bob went out to smell some blue cheese but couldnt buy them so went to smell frontslide. he smelt of egg, it was very disgusting. Bob went to get a job to buy his blue cheese but couldnt get one until he found a job for a paper round. But he decided to eat the papers instead.

ideabox
29-03-2005, 04:06 PM
One day bob went out to smell some blue cheese but couldnt buy them so went to smell frontslide. he smelt of egg, it was very disgusting. Bob went to get a job to buy his blue cheese but couldnt get one until he found a job for a paper round. But he decided to eat the papers instead. He was sacked after one year for finding him farting out a paper with Micheal Jacksons Monkey but Bob could still not afford the blue cheese because he was £2.00 short when it was only £2.00.

Dave,
29-03-2005, 04:08 PM
One day bob went out to smell some blue cheese but couldnt buy them so went to smell frontslide. he smelt of egg, it was very disgusting. Bob went to get a job to buy his blue cheese but couldnt get one until he found a job for a paper round. But he decided to eat the papers instead. He was sacked after one year for finding him farting out a paper with Micheal Jacksons Monkey but Bob could still not afford the blue cheese because he was £2.00 short when it was only £2.00, so he sold his lovemachine, but he was still £2.00 short.

ideabox
29-03-2005, 04:11 PM
One day bob went out to smell some blue cheese but couldnt buy them so went to smell frontslide. he smelt of egg, it was very disgusting. Bob went to get a job to buy his blue cheese but couldnt get one until he found a job for a paper round. But he decided to eat the papers instead. He was sacked after one year for finding him farting out a paper with Micheal Jacksons Monkey but Bob could still not afford the blue cheese because he was £2.00 short when it was only £2.00, so he sold his lovemachine, but he was still £2.00 short. So he was sad enouth to sell his own home, his cardboard train which measured up to 12CM but he was STILL £2.00 Short.

la-ur-en
29-03-2005, 04:11 PM
One day bob went out to smell some blue cheese but couldnt buy them so One day bob went out to smell some blue cheese but couldnt buy them so went to smell frontslide. he smelt of egg, it was very disgusting. Bob went to get a job to buy his blue cheese but couldnt get one until he found a job for a paper round. But he decided to eat the papers instead. He was sacked after one year for finding him farting out a paper with Micheal Jacksons Monkey but Bob could still not afford the blue cheese because he was £2.00 short when it was only £2.00, so he sold his lovemachine, but he was still £2.00 short. So he was sad enouth to sell his own home, his cardboard train which measured up to 12CM but he was STILL £2.00 Short. So he just asked his friend joe for £2.00 but joe said

ideabox
29-03-2005, 04:12 PM
One day bob went out to smell some blue cheese but couldnt buy them so went to smell frontslide. he smelt of egg, it was very disgusting. Bob went to get a job to buy his blue cheese but couldnt get one until he found a job for a paper round. But he decided to eat the papers instead. He was sacked after one year for finding him farting out a paper with Micheal Jacksons Monkey but Bob could still not afford the blue cheese because he was £2.00 short when it was only £2.00, so he sold his lovemachine, but he was still £2.00 short. So he decided to call an ambulance for His toenail clippings but the Ambulance only gave him a Dictionary since he could not speak!

Dave,
29-03-2005, 04:13 PM
One day bob went out to smell some blue cheese but couldnt buy them so One day bob went out to smell some blue cheese but couldnt buy them so went to smell frontslide. he smelt of egg, it was very disgusting. Bob went to get a job to buy his blue cheese but couldnt get one until he found a job for a paper round. But he decided to eat the papers instead. He was sacked after one year for finding him farting out a paper with Micheal Jacksons Monkey but Bob could still not afford the blue cheese because he was £2.00 short when it was only £2.00, so he sold his lovemachine, but he was still £2.00 short. So he was sad enouth to sell his own home, his cardboard train which measured up to 12CM but he was STILL £2.00 Short. So he just asked his friend joe for £2.00 but joe said "no you smell!". So Bob went back to the spot where his train used to be and cried.

ideabox
29-03-2005, 04:15 PM
One day bob went out to smell some blue cheese but couldnt buy them so went to smell frontslide. he smelt of egg, it was very disgusting. Bob went to get a job to buy his blue cheese but couldnt get one until he found a job for a paper round. But he decided to eat the papers instead. He was sacked after one year for finding him farting out a paper with Micheal Jacksons Monkey but Bob could still not afford the blue cheese because he was £2.00 short when it was only £2.00, so he sold his lovemachine, but he was still £2.00 short. So he was sad enouth to sell his own home, his cardboard train which measured up to 12CM but he was STILL £2.00 Short. So he just asked his friend joe for £2.00 but joe said "no you smell!". So Bob went back to the spot where his train used to be and cried. Bob then found a penny and cheered in joy.

la-ur-en
29-03-2005, 04:20 PM
One day bob went out to smell some blue cheese but couldnt buy them so went to smell frontslide. he smelt of egg, it was very disgusting. Bob went to get a job to buy his blue cheese but couldnt get one until he found a job for a paper round. But he decided to eat the papers instead. He was sacked after one year for finding him farting out a paper with Micheal Jacksons Monkey but Bob could still not afford the blue cheese because he was £2.00 short when it was only £2.00, so he sold his lovemachine, but he was still £2.00 short. So he was sad enouth to sell his own home, his cardboard train which measured up to 12CM but he was STILL £2.00 Short. So he just asked his friend joe for £2.00 but joe said "no you smell!". So Bob went back to the spot where his train used to be and cried. Bob then found a penny and cheered in joy. A passer by-er looked at him strangely, and bob put his penny in his pocket and hissed at the stranger.

ideabox
29-03-2005, 04:30 PM
One day bob went out to smell some blue cheese but couldnt buy them so went to smell frontslide. he smelt of egg, it was very disgusting. Bob went to get a job to buy his blue cheese but couldnt get one until he found a job for a paper round. But he decided to eat the papers instead. He was sacked after one year for finding him farting out a paper with Micheal Jacksons Monkey but Bob could still not afford the blue cheese because he was £2.00 short when it was only £2.00, so he sold his lovemachine, but he was still £2.00 short. So he was sad enouth to sell his own home, his cardboard train which measured up to 12CM but he was STILL £2.00 Short. So he just asked his friend joe for £2.00 but joe said "no you smell!". So Bob went back to the spot where his train used to be and cried. Bob then found a penny and cheered in joy. A passer by-er looked at him strangely, and bob put his penny in his pocket and hissed at the stranger. Bob had an Idea for a penny for the guy but he had to fart at there faces for the penny and people had to insert the penny into his buttok.

la-ur-en
29-03-2005, 04:33 PM
One day bob went out to smell some blue cheese but couldnt buy them so went to smell frontslide. he smelt of egg, it was very disgusting. Bob went to get a job to buy his blue cheese but couldnt get one until he found a job for a paper round. But he decided to eat the papers instead. He was sacked after one year for finding him farting out a paper with Micheal Jacksons Monkey but Bob could still not afford the blue cheese because he was £2.00 short when it was only £2.00, so he sold his lovemachine, but he was still £2.00 short. So he was sad enouth to sell his own home, his cardboard train which measured up to 12CM but he was STILL £2.00 Short. So he just asked his friend joe for £2.00 but joe said "no you smell!". So Bob went back to the spot where his train used to be and cried. Bob then found a penny and cheered in joy. A passer by-er looked at him strangely, and bob put his penny in his pocket and hissed at the stranger. Bob had an Idea for a penny for the guy but he had to fart at there faces for the penny and people had to insert the penny into his buttok. But he thought this might be a bit sick, so instead he did a river dance on a lake.

Dave,
29-03-2005, 04:34 PM
One day bob went out to smell some blue cheese but couldnt buy them so went to smell frontslide. he smelt of egg, it was very disgusting. Bob went to get a job to buy his blue cheese but couldnt get one until he found a job for a paper round. But he decided to eat the papers instead. He was sacked after one year for finding him farting out a paper with Micheal Jacksons Monkey but Bob could still not afford the blue cheese because he was £2.00 short when it was only £2.00, so he sold his lovemachine, but he was still £2.00 short. So he was sad enouth to sell his own home, his cardboard train which measured up to 12CM but he was STILL £2.00 Short. So he just asked his friend joe for £2.00 but joe said "no you smell!". So Bob went back to the spot where his train used to be and cried. Bob then found a penny and cheered in joy. A passer by-er looked at him strangely, and bob put his penny in his pocket and hissed at the stranger. Bob had an Idea for a penny for the guy but he had to fart at there faces for the penny and people had to insert the penny into his buttok. But he thought this might be a bit sick, so instead he did a river dance on a lake. But sanks so he had to be rescued

ideabox
29-03-2005, 04:34 PM
One day bob went out to smell some blue cheese but couldnt buy them so went to smell frontslide. he smelt of egg, it was very disgusting. Bob went to get a job to buy his blue cheese but couldnt get one until he found a job for a paper round. But he decided to eat the papers instead. He was sacked after one year for finding him farting out a paper with Micheal Jacksons Monkey but Bob could still not afford the blue cheese because he was £2.00 short when it was only £2.00, so he sold his lovemachine, but he was still £2.00 short. So he was sad enouth to sell his own home, his cardboard train which measured up to 12CM but he was STILL £2.00 Short. So he just asked his friend joe for £2.00 but joe said "no you smell!". So Bob went back to the spot where his train used to be and cried. Bob then found a penny and cheered in joy. A passer by-er looked at him strangely, and bob put his penny in his pocket and hissed at the stranger. Bob had an Idea for a penny for the guy but he had to fart at there faces for the penny and people had to insert the penny into his buttok. But he thought this might be a bit sick, so instead he did a river dance on a lake. Poor Bob he never got a penny and died in his own sick and went to hell!

*.Glitter.Rip.*
29-03-2005, 05:02 PM
One day bob went out to smell some blue cheese but couldnt buy them so went to smell frontslide. he smelt of egg, it was very disgusting. Bob went to get a job to buy his blue cheese but couldnt get one until he found a job for a paper round. But he decided to eat the papers instead. He was sacked after one year for finding him farting out a paper with Micheal Jacksons Monkey but Bob could still not afford the blue cheese because he was £2.00 short when it was only £2.00, so he sold his lovemachine, but he was still £2.00 short. So he was sad enouth to sell his own home, his cardboard train which measured up to 12CM but he was STILL £2.00 Short. So he just asked his friend joe for £2.00 but joe said "no you smell!". So Bob went back to the spot where his train used to be and cried. Bob then found a penny and cheered in joy. A passer by-er looked at him strangely, and bob put his penny in his pocket and hissed at the stranger. Bob had an Idea for a penny for the guy but he had to fart at there faces for the penny and people had to insert the penny into his buttok. But he thought this might be a bit sick, so instead he did a river dance on a lake. Poor Bob he never got a penny and died in his own sick and went to hell! Satan then started poking Bob for cash and Bob managed to get £100.50 out of 1,00,000,000 pokes.

micky.blue.eyes
29-03-2005, 05:23 PM
One day bob went out to smell some blue cheese but couldnt buy them so went to smell frontslide. he smelt of egg, it was very disgusting. Bob went to get a job to buy his blue cheese but couldnt get one until he found a job for a paper round. But he decided to eat the papers instead. He was sacked after one year for finding him farting out a paper with Micheal Jacksons Monkey but Bob could still not afford the blue cheese because he was £2.00 short when it was only £2.00, so he sold his lovemachine, but he was still £2.00 short. So he was sad enouth to sell his own home, his cardboard train which measured up to 12CM but he was STILL £2.00 Short. So he just asked his friend joe for £2.00 but joe said "no you smell!". So Bob went back to the spot where his train used to be and cried. Bob then found a penny and cheered in joy. A passer by-er looked at him strangely, and bob put his penny in his pocket and hissed at the stranger. Bob had an Idea for a penny for the guy but he had to fart at there faces for the penny and people had to insert the penny into his buttok. But he thought this might be a bit sick, so instead he did a river dance on a lake. Poor Bob he never got a penny and died in his own sick and went to hell! Satan then started poking Bob for cash and Bob managed to get £100.50 out of 1,00,000,000 pokes. When Bob was exhausted because of the pokes

Dave,
29-03-2005, 07:22 PM
One day bob went out to smell some blue cheese but couldnt buy them so went to smell frontslide. he smelt of egg, it was very disgusting. Bob went to get a job to buy his blue cheese but couldnt get one until he found a job for a paper round. But he decided to eat the papers instead. He was sacked after one year for finding him farting out a paper with Micheal Jacksons Monkey but Bob could still not afford the blue cheese because he was £2.00 short when it was only £2.00, so he sold his lovemachine, but he was still £2.00 short. So he was sad enouth to sell his own home, his cardboard train which measured up to 12CM but he was STILL £2.00 Short. So he just asked his friend joe for £2.00 but joe said "no you smell!". So Bob went back to the spot where his train used to be and cried. Bob then found a penny and cheered in joy. A passer by-er looked at him strangely, and bob put his penny in his pocket and hissed at the stranger. Bob had an Idea for a penny for the guy but he had to fart at there faces for the penny and people had to insert the penny into his buttok. But he thought this might be a bit sick, so instead he did a river dance on a lake. Poor Bob he never got a penny and died in his own sick and went to hell! Satan then started poking Bob for cash and Bob managed to get £100.50 out of 1,00,000,000 pokes. When Bob was exhausted because of the pokes he looked at the pictures of where his train used to be and cried.

la-ur-en
29-03-2005, 08:09 PM
One day bob went out to smell some blue cheese but couldnt buy them so went to smell frontslide. he smelt of egg, it was very disgusting. Bob went to get a job to buy his blue cheese but couldnt get one until he found a job for a paper round. But he decided to eat the papers instead. He was sacked after one year for finding him farting out a paper with Micheal Jacksons Monkey but Bob could still not afford the blue cheese because he was £2.00 short when it was only £2.00, so he sold his lovemachine, but he was still £2.00 short. So he was sad enouth to sell his own home, his cardboard train which measured up to 12CM but he was STILL £2.00 Short. So he just asked his friend joe for £2.00 but joe said "no you smell!". So Bob went back to the spot where his train used to be and cried. Bob then found a penny and cheered in joy. A passer by-er looked at him strangely, and bob put his penny in his pocket and hissed at the stranger. Bob had an Idea for a penny for the guy but he had to fart at there faces for the penny and people had to insert the penny into his buttok. But he thought this might be a bit sick, so instead he did a river dance on a lake. Poor Bob he never got a penny and died in his own sick and went to hell! Satan then started poking Bob for cash and Bob managed to get £100.50 out of 1,00,000,000 pokes. When Bob was exhausted because of the pokes he looked at the pictures of where his train used to be and cried. His train was his proud and joy, then one day a giant

Dave,
29-03-2005, 08:12 PM
One day bob went out to smell some blue cheese but couldnt buy them so went to smell frontslide. he smelt of egg, it was very disgusting. Bob went to get a job to buy his blue cheese but couldnt get one until he found a job for a paper round. But he decided to eat the papers instead. He was sacked after one year for finding him farting out a paper with Micheal Jacksons Monkey but Bob could still not afford the blue cheese because he was £2.00 short when it was only £2.00, so he sold his lovemachine, but he was still £2.00 short. So he was sad enouth to sell his own home, his cardboard train which measured up to 12CM but he was STILL £2.00 Short. So he just asked his friend joe for £2.00 but joe said "no you smell!". So Bob went back to the spot where his train used to be and cried. Bob then found a penny and cheered in joy. A passer by-er looked at him strangely, and bob put his penny in his pocket and hissed at the stranger. Bob had an Idea for a penny for the guy but he had to fart at there faces for the penny and people had to insert the penny into his buttok. But he thought this might be a bit sick, so instead he did a river dance on a lake. Poor Bob he never got a penny and died in his own sick and went to hell! Satan then started poking Bob for cash and Bob managed to get £100.50 out of 1,00,000,000 pokes. When Bob was exhausted because of the pokes he looked at the pictures of where his train used to be and cried. His train was his proud and joy, then one day a giant moose cam up and spoke French to him.

*.Glitter.Rip.*
29-03-2005, 08:14 PM
One day bob went out to smell some blue cheese but couldnt buy them so went to smell frontslide. he smelt of egg, it was very disgusting. Bob went to get a job to buy his blue cheese but couldnt get one until he found a job for a paper round. But he decided to eat the papers instead. He was sacked after one year for finding him farting out a paper with Micheal Jacksons Monkey but Bob could still not afford the blue cheese because he was £2.00 short when it was only £2.00, so he sold his lovemachine, but he was still £2.00 short. So he was sad enouth to sell his own home, his cardboard train which measured up to 12CM but he was STILL £2.00 Short. So he just asked his friend joe for £2.00 but joe said "no you smell!". So Bob went back to the spot where his train used to be and cried. Bob then found a penny and cheered in joy. A passer by-er looked at him strangely, and bob put his penny in his pocket and hissed at the stranger. Bob had an Idea for a penny for the guy but he had to fart at there faces for the penny and people had to insert the penny into his buttok. But he thought this might be a bit sick, so instead he did a river dance on a lake. Poor Bob he never got a penny and died in his own sick and went to hell! Satan then started poking Bob for cash and Bob managed to get £100.50 out of 1,00,000,000 pokes. When Bob was exhausted because of the pokes he looked at the pictures of where his train used to be and cried. His train was his proud and joy, then one day a giant moose cam up and spoke French to him. Bob then poked the mooses eye out with a sponge and went crying to satan!

Dave,
29-03-2005, 08:30 PM
One day bob went out to smell some blue cheese but couldnt buy them so went to smell frontslide. he smelt of egg, it was very disgusting. Bob went to get a job to buy his blue cheese but couldnt get one until he found a job for a paper round. But he decided to eat the papers instead. He was sacked after one year for finding him farting out a paper with Micheal Jacksons Monkey but Bob could still not afford the blue cheese because he was £2.00 short when it was only £2.00, so he sold his lovemachine, but he was still £2.00 short. So he was sad enouth to sell his own home, his cardboard train which measured up to 12CM but he was STILL £2.00 Short. So he just asked his friend joe for £2.00 but joe said "no you smell!". So Bob went back to the spot where his train used to be and cried. Bob then found a penny and cheered in joy. A passer by-er looked at him strangely, and bob put his penny in his pocket and hissed at the stranger. Bob had an Idea for a penny for the guy but he had to fart at there faces for the penny and people had to insert the penny into his buttok. But he thought this might be a bit sick, so instead he did a river dance on a lake. Poor Bob he never got a penny and died in his own sick and went to hell! Satan then started poking Bob for cash and Bob managed to get £100.50 out of 1,00,000,000 pokes. When Bob was exhausted because of the pokes he looked at the pictures of where his train used to be and cried. His train was his proud and joy, then one day a giant moose came up and spoke French to him. Bob then poked the mooses eye out with a sponge and went crying to satan! Satan got out the picture of Bob's train and he cried even more

*.Glitter.Rip.*
29-03-2005, 09:11 PM
One day bob went out to smell some blue cheese but couldnt buy them so went to smell frontslide. he smelt of egg, it was very disgusting. Bob went to get a job to buy his blue cheese but couldnt get one until he found a job for a paper round. But he decided to eat the papers instead. He was sacked after one year for finding him farting out a paper with Micheal Jacksons Monkey but Bob could still not afford the blue cheese because he was £2.00 short when it was only £2.00, so he sold his lovemachine, but he was still £2.00 short. So he was sad enouth to sell his own home, his cardboard train which measured up to 12CM but he was STILL £2.00 Short. So he just asked his friend joe for £2.00 but joe said "no you smell!". So Bob went back to the spot where his train used to be and cried. Bob then found a penny and cheered in joy. A passer by-er looked at him strangely, and bob put his penny in his pocket and hissed at the stranger. Bob had an Idea for a penny for the guy but he had to fart at there faces for the penny and people had to insert the penny into his buttok. But he thought this might be a bit sick, so instead he did a river dance on a lake. Poor Bob he never got a penny and died in his own sick and went to hell! Satan then started poking Bob for cash and Bob managed to get £100.50 out of 1,00,000,000 pokes. When Bob was exhausted because of the pokes he looked at the pictures of where his train used to be and cried. His train was his proud and joy, then one day a giant moose came up and spoke French to him. Bob then poked the mooses eye out with a sponge and went crying to satan! Satan got out the picture of Bob's train and he cried even more. So Bob beat satan in a kinky dress and with a whip and whipping him while screaming Come satan come!

Dave,
29-03-2005, 09:13 PM
One day bob went out to smell some blue cheese but couldnt buy them so went to smell frontslide. he smelt of egg, it was very disgusting. Bob went to get a job to buy his blue cheese but couldnt get one until he found a job for a paper round. But he decided to eat the papers instead. He was sacked after one year for finding him farting out a paper with Micheal Jacksons Monkey but Bob could still not afford the blue cheese because he was £2.00 short when it was only £2.00, so he sold his lovemachine, but he was still £2.00 short. So he was sad enouth to sell his own home, his cardboard train which measured up to 12CM but he was STILL £2.00 Short. So he just asked his friend joe for £2.00 but joe said "no you smell!". So Bob went back to the spot where his train used to be and cried. Bob then found a penny and cheered in joy. A passer by-er looked at him strangely, and bob put his penny in his pocket and hissed at the stranger. Bob had an Idea for a penny for the guy but he had to fart at there faces for the penny and people had to insert the penny into his buttok. But he thought this might be a bit sick, so instead he did a river dance on a lake. Poor Bob he never got a penny and died in his own sick and went to hell! Satan then started poking Bob for cash and Bob managed to get £100.50 out of 1,00,000,000 pokes. When Bob was exhausted because of the pokes he looked at the pictures of where his train used to be and cried. His train was his proud and joy, then one day a giant moose came up and spoke French to him. Bob then poked the mooses eye out with a sponge and went crying to satan! Satan got out the picture of Bob's train and he cried even more. So Bob beat satan in a kinky dress and with a whip and whipping him while screaming Come satan come to the moon with me so we can go live in my new train

*.Glitter.Rip.*
29-03-2005, 09:16 PM
One day bob went out to smell some blue cheese but couldnt buy them so went to smell frontslide. he smelt of egg, it was very disgusting. Bob went to get a job to buy his blue cheese but couldnt get one until he found a job for a paper round. But he decided to eat the papers instead. He was sacked after one year for finding him farting out a paper with Micheal Jacksons Monkey but Bob could still not afford the blue cheese because he was £2.00 short when it was only £2.00, so he sold his lovemachine, but he was still £2.00 short. So he was sad enouth to sell his own home, his cardboard train which measured up to 12CM but he was STILL £2.00 Short. So he just asked his friend joe for £2.00 but joe said "no you smell!". So Bob went back to the spot where his train used to be and cried. Bob then found a penny and cheered in joy. A passer by-er looked at him strangely, and bob put his penny in his pocket and hissed at the stranger. Bob had an Idea for a penny for the guy but he had to fart at there faces for the penny and people had to insert the penny into his buttok. But he thought this might be a bit sick, so instead he did a river dance on a lake. Poor Bob he never got a penny and died in his own sick and went to hell! Satan then started poking Bob for cash and Bob managed to get £100.50 out of 1,00,000,000 pokes. When Bob was exhausted because of the pokes he looked at the pictures of where his train used to be and cried. His train was his proud and joy, then one day a giant moose came up and spoke French to him. Bob then poked the mooses eye out with a sponge and went crying to satan! Satan got out the picture of Bob's train and he cried even more. So Bob beat satan in a kinky dress and with a whip and whipping him while screaming Come satan come to the moon with me so we can go live in my new train on the viginaty express. Satan then burnt in his own hell and all the people in hell became alive inclusing Bob and he went to the moon!

Dave,
29-03-2005, 09:18 PM
One day bob went out to smell some blue cheese but couldnt buy them so went to smell frontslide. he smelt of egg, it was very disgusting. Bob went to get a job to buy his blue cheese but couldnt get one until he found a job for a paper round. But he decided to eat the papers instead. He was sacked after one year for finding him farting out a paper with Micheal Jacksons Monkey but Bob could still not afford the blue cheese because he was £2.00 short when it was only £2.00, so he sold his lovemachine, but he was still £2.00 short. So he was sad enouth to sell his own home, his cardboard train which measured up to 12CM but he was STILL £2.00 Short. So he just asked his friend joe for £2.00 but joe said "no you smell!". So Bob went back to the spot where his train used to be and cried. Bob then found a penny and cheered in joy. A passer by-er looked at him strangely, and bob put his penny in his pocket and hissed at the stranger. Bob had an Idea for a penny for the guy but he had to fart at there faces for the penny and people had to insert the penny into his buttok. But he thought this might be a bit sick, so instead he did a river dance on a lake. Poor Bob he never got a penny and died in his own sick and went to hell! Satan then started poking Bob for cash and Bob managed to get £100.50 out of 1,00,000,000 pokes. When Bob was exhausted because of the pokes he looked at the pictures of where his train used to be and cried. His train was his proud and joy, then one day a giant moose came up and spoke French to him. Bob then poked the mooses eye out with a sponge and went crying to satan! Satan got out the picture of Bob's train and he cried even more. So Bob beat satan in a kinky dress and with a whip and whipping him while screaming Come satan come to the moon with me so we can go live in my new train on the viginaty express. Satan then burnt in his own hell and all the people in hell became alive including Bob and he went to the moon to get some cheese to colour it blue and sell it to the shop

*.Glitter.Rip.*
29-03-2005, 09:26 PM
One day bob went out to smell some blue cheese but couldnt buy them so went to smell frontslide. he smelt of egg, it was very disgusting. Bob went to get a job to buy his blue cheese but couldnt get one until he found a job for a paper round. But he decided to eat the papers instead. He was sacked after one year for finding him farting out a paper with Micheal Jacksons Monkey but Bob could still not afford the blue cheese because he was £2.00 short when it was only £2.00, so he sold his lovemachine, but he was still £2.00 short. So he was sad enouth to sell his own home, his cardboard train which measured up to 12CM but he was STILL £2.00 Short. So he just asked his friend joe for £2.00 but joe said "no you smell!". So Bob went back to the spot where his train used to be and cried. Bob then found a penny and cheered in joy. A passer by-er looked at him strangely, and bob put his penny in his pocket and hissed at the stranger. Bob had an Idea for a penny for the guy but he had to fart at there faces for the penny and people had to insert the penny into his buttok. But he thought this might be a bit sick, so instead he did a river dance on a lake. Poor Bob he never got a penny and died in his own sick and went to hell! Satan then started poking Bob for cash and Bob managed to get £100.50 out of 1,00,000,000 pokes. When Bob was exhausted because of the pokes he looked at the pictures of where his train used to be and cried. His train was his proud and joy, then one day a giant moose came up and spoke French to him. Bob then poked the mooses eye out with a sponge and went crying to satan! Satan got out the picture of Bob's train and he cried even more. So Bob beat satan in a kinky dress and with a whip and whipping him while screaming Come satan come to the moon with me so we can go live in my new train on the viginaty express. Satan then burnt in his own hell and all the people in hell became alive including Bob and he went to the moon to get some cheese to colour it blue and sell it to the shop owning monkey which had plastic surgery!

micky.blue.eyes
30-03-2005, 09:35 AM
One day bob went out to smell some blue cheese but couldnt buy them so went to smell frontslide. he smelt of egg, it was very disgusting. Bob went to get a job to buy his blue cheese but couldnt get one until he found a job for a paper round. But he decided to eat the papers instead. He was sacked after one year for finding him farting out a paper with Micheal Jacksons Monkey but Bob could still not afford the blue cheese because he was £2.00 short when it was only £2.00, so he sold his lovemachine, but he was still £2.00 short. So he was sad enouth to sell his own home, his cardboard train which measured up to 12CM but he was STILL £2.00 Short. So he just asked his friend joe for £2.00 but joe said "no you smell!". So Bob went back to the spot where his train used to be and cried. Bob then found a penny and cheered in joy. A passer by-er looked at him strangely, and bob put his penny in his pocket and hissed at the stranger. Bob had an Idea for a penny for the guy but he had to fart at there faces for the penny and people had to insert the penny into his buttok. But he thought this might be a bit sick, so instead he did a river dance on a lake. Poor Bob he never got a penny and died in his own sick and went to hell! Satan then started poking Bob for cash and Bob managed to get £100.50 out of 1,00,000,000 pokes. When Bob was exhausted because of the pokes he looked at the pictures of where his train used to be and cried. His train was his proud and joy, then one day a giant moose came up and spoke French to him. Bob then poked the mooses eye out with a sponge and went crying to satan! Satan got out the picture of Bob's train and he cried even more. So Bob beat satan in a kinky dress and with a whip and whipping him while screaming Come satan come to the moon with me so we can go live in my new train on the viginaty express. Satan then burnt in his own hell and all the people in hell became alive including Bob and he went to the moon to get some cheese to colour it blue and sell it to the shop owning monkey which had plastic surgery! Then Dave. came to have plastic surgery too. :p

*.Glitter.Rip.*
30-03-2005, 09:47 AM
One day bob went out to smell some blue cheese but couldnt buy them so went to smell frontslide. he smelt of egg, it was very disgusting. Bob went to get a job to buy his blue cheese but couldnt get one until he found a job for a paper round. But he decided to eat the papers instead. He was sacked after one year for finding him farting out a paper with Micheal Jacksons Monkey but Bob could still not afford the blue cheese because he was £2.00 short when it was only £2.00, so he sold his lovemachine, but he was still £2.00 short. So he was sad enouth to sell his own home, his cardboard train which measured up to 12CM but he was STILL £2.00 Short. So he just asked his friend joe for £2.00 but joe said "no you smell!". So Bob went back to the spot where his train used to be and cried. Bob then found a penny and cheered in joy. A passer by-er looked at him strangely, and bob put his penny in his pocket and hissed at the stranger. Bob had an Idea for a penny for the guy but he had to fart at there faces for the penny and people had to insert the penny into his buttok. But he thought this might be a bit sick, so instead he did a river dance on a lake. Poor Bob he never got a penny and died in his own sick and went to hell! Satan then started poking Bob for cash and Bob managed to get £100.50 out of 1,00,000,000 pokes. When Bob was exhausted because of the pokes he looked at the pictures of where his train used to be and cried. His train was his proud and joy, then one day a giant moose came up and spoke French to him. Bob then poked the mooses eye out with a sponge and went crying to satan! Satan got out the picture of Bob's train and he cried even more. So Bob beat satan in a kinky dress and with a whip and whipping him while screaming Come satan come to the moon with me so we can go live in my new train on the viginaty express. Satan then burnt in his own hell and all the people in hell became alive including Bob and he went to the moon to get some cheese to colour it blue and sell it to the shop owning monkey which had plastic surgery! Then Dave. came to have plastic surgery too.Dave. was trying to smell the surgen but he collapsed during surgery and woke up in a car kissing frontslide!

micky.blue.eyes
30-03-2005, 01:30 PM
One day bob went out to smell some blue cheese but couldnt buy them so went to smell frontslide. he smelt of egg, it was very disgusting. Bob went to get a job to buy his blue cheese but couldnt get one until he found a job for a paper round. But he decided to eat the papers instead. He was sacked after one year for finding him farting out a paper with Micheal Jacksons Monkey but Bob could still not afford the blue cheese because he was £2.00 short when it was only £2.00, so he sold his lovemachine, but he was still £2.00 short. So he was sad enouth to sell his own home, his cardboard train which measured up to 12CM but he was STILL £2.00 Short. So he just asked his friend joe for £2.00 but joe said "no you smell!". So Bob went back to the spot where his train used to be and cried. Bob then found a penny and cheered in joy. A passer by-er looked at him strangely, and bob put his penny in his pocket and hissed at the stranger. Bob had an Idea for a penny for the guy but he had to fart at there faces for the penny and people had to insert the penny into his buttok. But he thought this might be a bit sick, so instead he did a river dance on a lake. Poor Bob he never got a penny and died in his own sick and went to hell! Satan then started poking Bob for cash and Bob managed to get £100.50 out of 1,00,000,000 pokes. When Bob was exhausted because of the pokes he looked at the pictures of where his train used to be and cried. His train was his proud and joy, then one day a giant moose came up and spoke French to him. Bob then poked the mooses eye out with a sponge and went crying to satan! Satan got out the picture of Bob's train and he cried even more. So Bob beat satan in a kinky dress and with a whip and whipping him while screaming Come satan come to the moon with me so we can go live in my new train on the viginaty express. Satan then burnt in his own hell and all the people in hell became alive including Bob and he went to the moon to get some cheese to colour it blue and sell it to the shop owning monkey which had plastic surgery! Then Dave. came to have plastic surgery too.Dave. was trying to smell the surgen but he collapsed during surgery and woke up in a car kissing frontslide! Frontslide wasn't frontslide, it was Callie with a mask!

Dave,
30-03-2005, 01:44 PM
One day bob went out to smell some blue cheese but couldnt buy them so went to smell frontslide. he smelt of egg, it was very disgusting. Bob went to get a job to buy his blue cheese but couldnt get one until he found a job for a paper round. But he decided to eat the papers instead. He was sacked after one year for finding him farting out a paper with Micheal Jacksons Monkey but Bob could still not afford the blue cheese because he was £2.00 short when it was only £2.00, so he sold his lovemachine, but he was still £2.00 short. So he was sad enouth to sell his own home, his cardboard train which measured up to 12CM but he was STILL £2.00 Short. So he just asked his friend joe for £2.00 but joe said "no you smell!". So Bob went back to the spot where his train used to be and cried. Bob then found a penny and cheered in joy. A passer by-er looked at him strangely, and bob put his penny in his pocket and hissed at the stranger. Bob had an Idea for a penny for the guy but he had to fart at there faces for the penny and people had to insert the penny into his buttok. But he thought this might be a bit sick, so instead he did a river dance on a lake. Poor Bob he never got a penny and died in his own sick and went to hell! Satan then started poking Bob for cash and Bob managed to get £100.50 out of 1,00,000,000 pokes. When Bob was exhausted because of the pokes he looked at the pictures of where his train used to be and cried. His train was his proud and joy, then one day a giant moose came up and spoke French to him. Bob then poked the mooses eye out with a sponge and went crying to satan! Satan got out the picture of Bob's train and he cried even more. So Bob beat satan in a kinky dress and with a whip and whipping him while screaming Come satan come to the moon with me so we can go live in my new train on the viginaty express. Satan then burnt in his own hell and all the people in hell became alive including Bob and he went to the moon to get some cheese to colour it blue and sell it to the shop owning monkey which had plastic surgery! Then Dave. came to have plastic surgery too.Dave. was trying to smell the surgen but he collapsed during surgery and woke up in a car kissing frontslide! Frontslide wasn't frontslide, it was Callie with a mask! Actually this was all a lie because Dave was never involved in the story. Bob finally raised 2p but still couldn't buy the sacred blue cheese.

micky.blue.eyes
30-03-2005, 02:03 PM
One day bob went out to smell some blue cheese but couldnt buy them so went to smell frontslide. he smelt of egg, it was very disgusting. Bob went to get a job to buy his blue cheese but couldnt get one until he found a job for a paper round. But he decided to eat the papers instead. He was sacked after one year for finding him farting out a paper with Micheal Jacksons Monkey but Bob could still not afford the blue cheese because he was £2.00 short when it was only £2.00, so he sold his lovemachine, but he was still £2.00 short. So he was sad enouth to sell his own home, his cardboard train which measured up to 12CM but he was STILL £2.00 Short. So he just asked his friend joe for £2.00 but joe said "no you smell!". So Bob went back to the spot where his train used to be and cried. Bob then found a penny and cheered in joy. A passer by-er looked at him strangely, and bob put his penny in his pocket and hissed at the stranger. Bob had an Idea for a penny for the guy but he had to fart at there faces for the penny and people had to insert the penny into his buttok. But he thought this might be a bit sick, so instead he did a river dance on a lake. Poor Bob he never got a penny and died in his own sick and went to hell! Satan then started poking Bob for cash and Bob managed to get £100.50 out of 1,00,000,000 pokes. When Bob was exhausted because of the pokes he looked at the pictures of where his train used to be and cried. His train was his proud and joy, then one day a giant moose came up and spoke French to him. Bob then poked the mooses eye out with a sponge and went crying to satan! Satan got out the picture of Bob's train and he cried even more. So Bob beat satan in a kinky dress and with a whip and whipping him while screaming Come satan come to the moon with me so we can go live in my new train on the viginaty express. Satan then burnt in his own hell and all the people in hell became alive including Bob and he went to the moon to get some cheese to colour it blue and sell it to the shop owning monkey which had plastic surgery! Then Dave. came to have plastic surgery too.Dave. was trying to smell the surgen but he collapsed during surgery and woke up in a car kissing frontslide! Frontslide wasn't frontslide, it was Callie with a mask! Actually this was all a lie because Dave was never involved in the story. Bob finally raised 2p but still couldn't buy the sacred blue cheese. micky.blue.eyes gave him the 2p because he thought bob was a sad little man.

MYKE!
30-03-2005, 02:47 PM
One day bob went out to smell some blue cheese but couldnt buy them so went to smell frontslide. he smelt of egg, it was very disgusting. Bob went to get a job to buy his blue cheese but couldnt get one until he found a job for a paper round. But he decided to eat the papers instead. He was sacked after one year for finding him farting out a paper with Micheal Jacksons Monkey but Bob could still not afford the blue cheese because he was £2.00 short when it was only £2.00, so he sold his lovemachine, but he was still £2.00 short. So he was sad enouth to sell his own home, his cardboard train which measured up to 12CM but he was STILL £2.00 Short. So he just asked his friend joe for £2.00 but joe said "no you smell!". So Bob went back to the spot where his train used to be and cried. Bob then found a penny and cheered in joy. A passer by-er looked at him strangely, and bob put his penny in his pocket and hissed at the stranger. Bob had an Idea for a penny for the guy but he had to fart at there faces for the penny and people had to insert the penny into his buttok. But he thought this might be a bit sick, so instead he did a river dance on a lake. Poor Bob he never got a penny and died in his own sick and went to hell! Satan then started poking Bob for cash and Bob managed to get £100.50 out of 1,00,000,000 pokes. When Bob was exhausted because of the pokes he looked at the pictures of where his train used to be and cried. His train was his proud and joy, then one day a giant moose came up and spoke French to him. Bob then poked the mooses eye out with a sponge and went crying to satan! Satan got out the picture of Bob's train and he cried even more. So Bob beat satan in a kinky dress and with a whip and whipping him while screaming Come satan come to the moon with me so we can go live in my new train on the viginaty express. Satan then burnt in his own hell and all the people in hell became alive including Bob and he went to the moon to get some cheese to colour it blue and sell it to the shop owning monkey which had plastic surgery! Then Dave. came to have plastic surgery too. he said "helo my good man, i would like to purchase some butter from this fine establishement."

sampson123
30-03-2005, 02:52 PM
One day bob went out to smell some blue cheese but couldnt buy them so went to smell frontslide. he smelt of egg, it was very disgusting. Bob went to get a job to buy his blue cheese but couldnt get one until he found a job for a paper round. But he decided to eat the papers instead. He was sacked after one year for finding him farting out a paper with Micheal Jacksons Monkey but Bob could still not afford the blue cheese because he was £2.00 short when it was only £2.00, so he sold his lovemachine, but he was still £2.00 short. So he was sad enouth to sell his own home, his cardboard train which measured up to 12CM but he was STILL £2.00 Short. So he just asked his friend joe for £2.00 but joe said "no you smell!". So Bob went back to the spot where his train used to be and cried. Bob then found a penny and cheered in joy. A passer by-er looked at him strangely, and bob put his penny in his pocket and hissed at the stranger. Bob had an Idea for a penny for the guy but he had to fart at there faces for the penny and people had to insert the penny into his buttok. But he thought this might be a bit sick, so instead he did a river dance on a lake. Poor Bob he never got a penny and died in his own sick and went to hell! Satan then started poking Bob for cash and Bob managed to get £100.50 out of 1,00,000,000 pokes. When Bob was exhausted because of the pokes he looked at the pictures of where his train used to be and cried. His train was his proud and joy, then one day a giant moose came up and spoke French to him. Bob then poked the mooses eye out with a sponge and went crying to satan! Satan got out the picture of Bob's train and he cried even more. So Bob beat satan in a kinky dress and with a whip and whipping him while screaming Come satan come to the moon with me so we can go live in my new train on the viginaty express. Satan then burnt in his own hell and all the people in hell became alive including Bob and he went to the moon to get some cheese to colour it blue and sell it to the shop owning monkey which had plastic surgery! Then Dave. came to have plastic surgery too. he said "helo my good man, i would like to purchase some butter from this fine establishement."
"sorry dude i can tell that'll be to much money for you it costs in the region of £10000000000000000000000000000000000000000"

micky.blue.eyes
30-03-2005, 03:21 PM
You changed some lines!!!


One day bob went out to smell some blue cheese but couldnt buy them so went to smell frontslide. he smelt of egg, it was very disgusting. Bob went to get a job to buy his blue cheese but couldnt get one until he found a job for a paper round. But he decided to eat the papers instead. He was sacked after one year for finding him farting out a paper with Micheal Jacksons Monkey but Bob could still not afford the blue cheese because he was £2.00 short when it was only £2.00, so he sold his lovemachine, but he was still £2.00 short. So he was sad enouth to sell his own home, his cardboard train which measured up to 12CM but he was STILL £2.00 Short. So he just asked his friend joe for £2.00 but joe said "no you smell!". So Bob went back to the spot where his train used to be and cried. Bob then found a penny and cheered in joy. A passer by-er looked at him strangely, and bob put his penny in his pocket and hissed at the stranger. Bob had an Idea for a penny for the guy but he had to fart at there faces for the penny and people had to insert the penny into his buttok. But he thought this might be a bit sick, so instead he did a river dance on a lake. Poor Bob he never got a penny and died in his own sick and went to hell! Satan then started poking Bob for cash and Bob managed to get £100.50 out of 1,00,000,000 pokes. When Bob was exhausted because of the pokes he looked at the pictures of where his train used to be and cried. His train was his proud and joy, then one day a giant moose came up and spoke French to him. Bob then poked the mooses eye out with a sponge and went crying to satan! Satan got out the picture of Bob's train and he cried even more. So Bob beat satan in a kinky dress and with a whip and whipping him while screaming Come satan come to the moon with me so we can go live in my new train on the viginaty express. Satan then burnt in his own hell and all the people in hell became alive including Bob and he went to the moon to get some cheese to colour it blue and sell it to the shop owning monkey which had plastic surgery! Then Dave. came to have plastic surgery too. he said "helo my good man, i would like to purchase some butter from this fine establishement."
"sorry dude i can tell that'll be to much money for you it costs in the region of £10000000000000000000000000000000000000000" but he had to pay £100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000 tax so he lost lots and lots of money thanks to MYKE!

sampson123
30-03-2005, 03:26 PM
One day bob went out to smell some blue cheese but couldnt buy them so went to smell frontslide. he smelt of egg, it was very disgusting. Bob went to get a job to buy his blue cheese but couldnt get one until he found a job for a paper round. But he decided to eat the papers instead. He was sacked after one year for finding him farting out a paper with Micheal Jacksons Monkey but Bob could still not afford the blue cheese because he was £2.00 short when it was only £2.00, so he sold his lovemachine, but he was still £2.00 short. So he was sad enouth to sell his own home, his cardboard train which measured up to 12CM but he was STILL £2.00 Short. So he just asked his friend joe for £2.00 but joe said "no you smell!". So Bob went back to the spot where his train used to be and cried. Bob then found a penny and cheered in joy. A passer by-er looked at him strangely, and bob put his penny in his pocket and hissed at the stranger. Bob had an Idea for a penny for the guy but he had to fart at there faces for the penny and people had to insert the penny into his buttok. But he thought this might be a bit sick, so instead he did a river dance on a lake. Poor Bob he never got a penny and died in his own sick and went to hell! Satan then started poking Bob for cash and Bob managed to get £100.50 out of 1,00,000,000 pokes. When Bob was exhausted because of the pokes he looked at the pictures of where his train used to be and cried. His train was his proud and joy, then one day a giant moose came up and spoke French to him. Bob then poked the mooses eye out with a sponge and went crying to satan! Satan got out the picture of Bob's train and he cried even more. So Bob beat satan in a kinky dress and with a whip and whipping him while screaming Come satan come to the moon with me so we can go live in my new train on the viginaty express. Satan then burnt in his own hell and all the people in hell became alive including Bob and he went to the moon to get some cheese to colour it blue and sell it to the shop owning monkey which had plastic surgery! Then Dave. came to have plastic surgery too. he said "helo my good man, i would like to purchase some butter from this fine establishement."
"sorry dude i can tell that'll be to much money for you it costs in the region of £10000000000000000000000000000000000000000" but he had to pay £100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0 0000000000 tax so he lost lots and lots of money thanks to MYKE!
He was very sad, so he decided to go to...

micky.blue.eyes
30-03-2005, 03:27 PM
One day bob went out to smell some blue cheese but couldnt buy them so went to smell frontslide. he smelt of egg, it was very disgusting. Bob went to get a job to buy his blue cheese but couldnt get one until he found a job for a paper round. But he decided to eat the papers instead. He was sacked after one year for finding him farting out a paper with Micheal Jacksons Monkey but Bob could still not afford the blue cheese because he was £2.00 short when it was only £2.00, so he sold his lovemachine, but he was still £2.00 short. So he was sad enouth to sell his own home, his cardboard train which measured up to 12CM but he was STILL £2.00 Short. So he just asked his friend joe for £2.00 but joe said "no you smell!". So Bob went back to the spot where his train used to be and cried. Bob then found a penny and cheered in joy. A passer by-er looked at him strangely, and bob put his penny in his pocket and hissed at the stranger. Bob had an Idea for a penny for the guy but he had to fart at there faces for the penny and people had to insert the penny into his buttok. But he thought this might be a bit sick, so instead he did a river dance on a lake. Poor Bob he never got a penny and died in his own sick and went to hell! Satan then started poking Bob for cash and Bob managed to get £100.50 out of 1,00,000,000 pokes. When Bob was exhausted because of the pokes he looked at the pictures of where his train used to be and cried. His train was his proud and joy, then one day a giant moose came up and spoke French to him. Bob then poked the mooses eye out with a sponge and went crying to satan! Satan got out the picture of Bob's train and he cried even more. So Bob beat satan in a kinky dress and with a whip and whipping him while screaming Come satan come to the moon with me so we can go live in my new train on the viginaty express. Satan then burnt in his own hell and all the people in hell became alive including Bob and he went to the moon to get some cheese to colour it blue and sell it to the shop owning monkey which had plastic surgery! Then Dave. came to have plastic surgery too. he said "helo my good man, i would like to purchase some butter from this fine establishement."
"sorry dude i can tell that'll be to much money for you it costs in the region of £10000000000000000000000000000000000000000" but he had to pay £100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0 0000000000 tax so he lost lots and lots of money thanks to MYKE!
He was very sad, so he decided to go to a pub and drink lots of flaming homers.

sampson123
30-03-2005, 03:29 PM
One day bob went out to smell some blue cheese but couldnt buy them so went to smell frontslide. he smelt of egg, it was very disgusting. Bob went to get a job to buy his blue cheese but couldnt get one until he found a job for a paper round. But he decided to eat the papers instead. He was sacked after one year for finding him farting out a paper with Micheal Jacksons Monkey but Bob could still not afford the blue cheese because he was £2.00 short when it was only £2.00, so he sold his lovemachine, but he was still £2.00 short. So he was sad enouth to sell his own home, his cardboard train which measured up to 12CM but he was STILL £2.00 Short. So he just asked his friend joe for £2.00 but joe said "no you smell!". So Bob went back to the spot where his train used to be and cried. Bob then found a penny and cheered in joy. A passer by-er looked at him strangely, and bob put his penny in his pocket and hissed at the stranger. Bob had an Idea for a penny for the guy but he had to fart at there faces for the penny and people had to insert the penny into his buttok. But he thought this might be a bit sick, so instead he did a river dance on a lake. Poor Bob he never got a penny and died in his own sick and went to hell! Satan then started poking Bob for cash and Bob managed to get £100.50 out of 1,00,000,000 pokes. When Bob was exhausted because of the pokes he looked at the pictures of where his train used to be and cried. His train was his proud and joy, then one day a giant moose came up and spoke French to him. Bob then poked the mooses eye out with a sponge and went crying to satan! Satan got out the picture of Bob's train and he cried even more. So Bob beat satan in a kinky dress and with a whip and whipping him while screaming Come satan come to the moon with me so we can go live in my new train on the viginaty express. Satan then burnt in his own hell and all the people in hell became alive including Bob and he went to the moon to get some cheese to colour it blue and sell it to the shop owning monkey which had plastic surgery! Then Dave. came to have plastic surgery too. he said "helo my good man, i would like to purchase some butter from this fine establishement."
"sorry dude i can tell that'll be to much money for you it costs in the region of £10000000000000000000000000000000000000000" but he had to pay £100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0 0000000000 tax so he lost lots and lots of money thanks to MYKE!
He was very sad, so he decided to go to a pub and drink lots of flaming homers. His throat burnt so he went to the hospital.

micky.blue.eyes
30-03-2005, 03:46 PM
One day bob went out to smell some blue cheese but couldnt buy them so went to smell frontslide. he smelt of egg, it was very disgusting. Bob went to get a job to buy his blue cheese but couldnt get one until he found a job for a paper round. But he decided to eat the papers instead. He was sacked after one year for finding him farting out a paper with Micheal Jacksons Monkey but Bob could still not afford the blue cheese because he was £2.00 short when it was only £2.00, so he sold his lovemachine, but he was still £2.00 short. So he was sad enouth to sell his own home, his cardboard train which measured up to 12CM but he was STILL £2.00 Short. So he just asked his friend joe for £2.00 but joe said "no you smell!". So Bob went back to the spot where his train used to be and cried. Bob then found a penny and cheered in joy. A passer by-er looked at him strangely, and bob put his penny in his pocket and hissed at the stranger. Bob had an Idea for a penny for the guy but he had to fart at there faces for the penny and people had to insert the penny into his buttok. But he thought this might be a bit sick, so instead he did a river dance on a lake. Poor Bob he never got a penny and died in his own sick and went to hell! Satan then started poking Bob for cash and Bob managed to get £100.50 out of 1,00,000,000 pokes. When Bob was exhausted because of the pokes he looked at the pictures of where his train used to be and cried. His train was his proud and joy, then one day a giant moose came up and spoke French to him. Bob then poked the mooses eye out with a sponge and went crying to satan! Satan got out the picture of Bob's train and he cried even more. So Bob beat satan in a kinky dress and with a whip and whipping him while screaming Come satan come to the moon with me so we can go live in my new train on the viginaty express. Satan then burnt in his own hell and all the people in hell became alive including Bob and he went to the moon to get some cheese to colour it blue and sell it to the shop owning monkey which had plastic surgery! Then Dave. came to have plastic surgery too. he said "helo my good man, i would like to purchase some butter from this fine establishement."
"sorry dude i can tell that'll be to much money for you it costs in the region of £10000000000000000000000000000000000000000" but he had to pay £100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0 0000000000 tax so he lost lots and lots of money thanks to MYKE!
He was very sad, so he decided to go to a pub and drink lots of flaming homers. His throat burnt so he went to the hospital. His throat wasn't really burnt because flaming homers aren't on fire, but he was drunk so he thought it was.

la-ur-en
30-03-2005, 06:35 PM
One day bob went out to smell some blue cheese but couldnt buy them so went to smell frontslide. he smelt of egg, it was very disgusting. Bob went to get a job to buy his blue cheese but couldnt get one until he found a job for a paper round. But he decided to eat the papers instead. He was sacked after one year for finding him farting out a paper with Micheal Jacksons Monkey but Bob could still not afford the blue cheese because he was £2.00 short when it was only £2.00, so he sold his lovemachine, but he was still £2.00 short. So he was sad enouth to sell his own home, his cardboard train which measured up to 12CM but he was STILL £2.00 Short. So he just asked his friend joe for £2.00 but joe said "no you smell!". So Bob went back to the spot where his train used to be and cried. Bob then found a penny and cheered in joy. A passer by-er looked at him strangely, and bob put his penny in his pocket and hissed at the stranger. Bob had an Idea for a penny for the guy but he had to fart at there faces for the penny and people had to insert the penny into his buttok. But he thought this might be a bit sick, so instead he did a river dance on a lake. Poor Bob he never got a penny and died in his own sick and went to hell! Satan then started poking Bob for cash and Bob managed to get £100.50 out of 1,00,000,000 pokes. When Bob was exhausted because of the pokes he looked at the pictures of where his train used to be and cried. His train was his proud and joy, then one day a giant moose came up and spoke French to him. Bob then poked the mooses eye out with a sponge and went crying to satan! Satan got out the picture of Bob's train and he cried even more. So Bob beat satan in a kinky dress and with a whip and whipping him while screaming Come satan come to the moon with me so we can go live in my new train on the viginaty express. Satan then burnt in his own hell and all the people in hell became alive including Bob and he went to the moon to get some cheese to colour it blue and sell it to the shop owning monkey which had plastic surgery! Then Dave. came to have plastic surgery too. he said "helo my good man, i would like to purchase some butter from this fine establishement."
"sorry dude i can tell that'll be to much money for you it costs in the region of £10000000000000000000000000000000000000000" but he had to pay £100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0 0000000000 tax so he lost lots and lots of money thanks to MYKE!
He was very sad, so he decided to go to a pub and drink lots of flaming homers. His throat burnt so he went to the hospital. His throat wasn't really burnt because flaming homers aren't on fire, but he was drunk so he thought it was.

Then one day a gorgeous lady called la-ur-en came along and said to bob

micky.blue.eyes
30-03-2005, 06:38 PM
One day bob went out to smell some blue cheese but couldnt buy them so went to smell frontslide. he smelt of egg, it was very disgusting. Bob went to get a job to buy his blue cheese but couldnt get one until he found a job for a paper round. But he decided to eat the papers instead. He was sacked after one year for finding him farting out a paper with Micheal Jacksons Monkey but Bob could still not afford the blue cheese because he was £2.00 short when it was only £2.00, so he sold his lovemachine, but he was still £2.00 short. So he was sad enouth to sell his own home, his cardboard train which measured up to 12CM but he was STILL £2.00 Short. So he just asked his friend joe for £2.00 but joe said "no you smell!". So Bob went back to the spot where his train used to be and cried. Bob then found a penny and cheered in joy. A passer by-er looked at him strangely, and bob put his penny in his pocket and hissed at the stranger. Bob had an Idea for a penny for the guy but he had to fart at there faces for the penny and people had to insert the penny into his buttok. But he thought this might be a bit sick, so instead he did a river dance on a lake. Poor Bob he never got a penny and died in his own sick and went to hell! Satan then started poking Bob for cash and Bob managed to get £100.50 out of 1,00,000,000 pokes. When Bob was exhausted because of the pokes he looked at the pictures of where his train used to be and cried. His train was his proud and joy, then one day a giant moose came up and spoke French to him. Bob then poked the mooses eye out with a sponge and went crying to satan! Satan got out the picture of Bob's train and he cried even more. So Bob beat satan in a kinky dress and with a whip and whipping him while screaming Come satan come to the moon with me so we can go live in my new train on the viginaty express. Satan then burnt in his own hell and all the people in hell became alive including Bob and he went to the moon to get some cheese to colour it blue and sell it to the shop owning monkey which had plastic surgery! Then Dave. came to have plastic surgery too. he said "helo my good man, i would like to purchase some butter from this fine establishement."
"sorry dude i can tell that'll be to much money for you it costs in the region of £10000000000000000000000000000000000000000" but he had to pay £100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0 0000000000 tax so he lost lots and lots of money thanks to MYKE!
He was very sad, so he decided to go to a pub and drink lots of flaming homers. His throat burnt so he went to the hospital. His throat wasn't really burnt because flaming homers aren't on fire, but he was drunk so he thought it was.

Then one day a gorgeous lady called la-ur-en came along and said to bob do you want to marry me?? bob said ofcourse I

chose will or won't :p

Dave,
30-03-2005, 06:42 PM
One day bob went out to smell some blue cheese but couldnt buy them so went to smell frontslide. he smelt of egg, it was very disgusting. Bob went to get a job to buy his blue cheese but couldnt get one until he found a job for a paper round. But he decided to eat the papers instead. He was sacked after one year for finding him farting out a paper with Micheal Jacksons Monkey but Bob could still not afford the blue cheese because he was £2.00 short when it was only £2.00, so he sold his lovemachine, but he was still £2.00 short. So he was sad enouth to sell his own home, his cardboard train which measured up to 12CM but he was STILL £2.00 Short. So he just asked his friend joe for £2.00 but joe said "no you smell!". So Bob went back to the spot where his train used to be and cried. Bob then found a penny and cheered in joy. A passer by-er looked at him strangely, and bob put his penny in his pocket and hissed at the stranger. Bob had an Idea for a penny for the guy but he had to fart at there faces for the penny and people had to insert the penny into his buttok. But he thought this might be a bit sick, so instead he did a river dance on a lake. Poor Bob he never got a penny and died in his own sick and went to hell! Satan then started poking Bob for cash and Bob managed to get £100.50 out of 1,00,000,000 pokes. When Bob was exhausted because of the pokes he looked at the pictures of where his train used to be and cried. His train was his proud and joy, then one day a giant moose came up and spoke French to him. Bob then poked the mooses eye out with a sponge and went crying to satan! Satan got out the picture of Bob's train and he cried even more. So Bob beat satan in a kinky dress and with a whip and whipping him while screaming Come satan come to the moon with me so we can go live in my new train on the viginaty express. Satan then burnt in his own hell and all the people in hell became alive including Bob and he went to the moon to get some cheese to colour it blue and sell it to the shop owning monkey which had plastic surgery! Then Dave. came to have plastic surgery too. he said "helo my good man, i would like to purchase some butter from this fine establishement."
"sorry dude i can tell that'll be to much money for you it costs in the region of £10000000000000000000000000000000000000000" but he had to pay £100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0 0000000000 tax so he lost lots and lots of money thanks to MYKE!
He was very sad, so he decided to go to a pub and drink lots of flaming homers. His throat burnt so he went to the hospital. His throat wasn't really burnt because flaming homers aren't on fire, but he was drunk so he thought it was.

Then one day a gorgeous lady called la-ur-en came along and said to bob do you want to marry me?? bob said ofcourse I would like you come live in my train with me

micky.blue.eyes
30-03-2005, 06:42 PM
One day bob went out to smell some blue cheese but couldnt buy them so went to smell frontslide. he smelt of egg, it was very disgusting. Bob went to get a job to buy his blue cheese but couldnt get one until he found a job for a paper round. But he decided to eat the papers instead. He was sacked after one year for finding him farting out a paper with Micheal Jacksons Monkey but Bob could still not afford the blue cheese because he was £2.00 short when it was only £2.00, so he sold his lovemachine, but he was still £2.00 short. So he was sad enouth to sell his own home, his cardboard train which measured up to 12CM but he was STILL £2.00 Short. So he just asked his friend joe for £2.00 but joe said "no you smell!". So Bob went back to the spot where his train used to be and cried. Bob then found a penny and cheered in joy. A passer by-er looked at him strangely, and bob put his penny in his pocket and hissed at the stranger. Bob had an Idea for a penny for the guy but he had to fart at there faces for the penny and people had to insert the penny into his buttok. But he thought this might be a bit sick, so instead he did a river dance on a lake. Poor Bob he never got a penny and died in his own sick and went to hell! Satan then started poking Bob for cash and Bob managed to get £100.50 out of 1,00,000,000 pokes. When Bob was exhausted because of the pokes he looked at the pictures of where his train used to be and cried. His train was his proud and joy, then one day a giant moose came up and spoke French to him. Bob then poked the mooses eye out with a sponge and went crying to satan! Satan got out the picture of Bob's train and he cried even more. So Bob beat satan in a kinky dress and with a whip and whipping him while screaming Come satan come to the moon with me so we can go live in my new train on the viginaty express. Satan then burnt in his own hell and all the people in hell became alive including Bob and he went to the moon to get some cheese to colour it blue and sell it to the shop owning monkey which had plastic surgery! Then Dave. came to have plastic surgery too. he said "helo my good man, i would like to purchase some butter from this fine establishement."
"sorry dude i can tell that'll be to much money for you it costs in the region of £10000000000000000000000000000000000000000" but he had to pay £100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0 0000000000 tax so he lost lots and lots of money thanks to MYKE!
He was very sad, so he decided to go to a pub and drink lots of flaming homers. His throat burnt so he went to the hospital. His throat wasn't really burnt because flaming homers aren't on fire, but he was drunk so he thought it was.

Then one day a gorgeous lady called la-ur-en came along and said to bob do you want to marry me?? bob said ofcourse I would like you come live in my train with me and my mother. She can make really good Shepherds Pie with and without cheese.


I took that from a different part of the forum. :p

Dave,
03-04-2005, 03:21 PM
One day bob went out to smell some blue cheese but couldnt buy them so went to smell frontslide. he smelt of egg, it was very disgusting. Bob went to get a job to buy his blue cheese but couldnt get one until he found a job for a paper round. But he decided to eat the papers instead. He was sacked after one year for finding him farting out a paper with Micheal Jacksons Monkey but Bob could still not afford the blue cheese because he was £2.00 short when it was only £2.00, so he sold his lovemachine, but he was still £2.00 short. So he was sad enouth to sell his own home, his cardboard train which measured up to 12CM but he was STILL £2.00 Short. So he just asked his friend joe for £2.00 but joe said "no you smell!". So Bob went back to the spot where his train used to be and cried. Bob then found a penny and cheered in joy. A passer by-er looked at him strangely, and bob put his penny in his pocket and hissed at the stranger. Bob had an Idea for a penny for the guy but he had to fart at there faces for the penny and people had to insert the penny into his buttok. But he thought this might be a bit sick, so instead he did a river dance on a lake. Poor Bob he never got a penny and died in his own sick and went to hell! Satan then started poking Bob for cash and Bob managed to get £100.50 out of 1,00,000,000 pokes. When Bob was exhausted because of the pokes he looked at the pictures of where his train used to be and cried. His train was his proud and joy, then one day a giant moose came up and spoke French to him. Bob then poked the mooses eye out with a sponge and went crying to satan! Satan got out the picture of Bob's train and he cried even more. So Bob beat satan in a kinky dress and with a whip and whipping him while screaming Come satan come to the moon with me so we can go live in my new train on the viginaty express. Satan then burnt in his own hell and all the people in hell became alive including Bob and he went to the moon to get some cheese to colour it blue and sell it to the shop owning monkey which had plastic surgery! Then Dave. came to have plastic surgery too. he said "helo my good man, i would like to purchase some butter from this fine establishement."
"sorry dude i can tell that'll be to much money for you it costs in the region of £10000000000000000000000000000000000000000" but he had to pay £100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0 0000000000 tax so he lost lots and lots of money thanks to MYKE!
He was very sad, so he decided to go to a pub and drink lots of flaming homers. His throat burnt so he went to the hospital. His throat wasn't really burnt because flaming homers aren't on fire, but he was drunk so he thought it was.

Then one day a gorgeous lady called la-ur-en came along and said to bob do you want to marry me?? bob said ofcourse I would like you come live in my train with me and my mother. She can make really good Shepherds Pie with and without cheese. La-ur-en tolfd Bob she hated trains so he started to cry yet again.

Dazzle
07-04-2005, 06:32 PM
One day bob went out to smell some blue cheese but couldnt buy them so went to smell frontslide. he smelt of egg, it was very disgusting. Bob went to get a job to buy his blue cheese but couldnt get one until he found a job for a paper round. But he decided to eat the papers instead. He was sacked after one year for finding him farting out a paper with Micheal Jacksons Monkey but Bob could still not afford the blue cheese because he was £2.00 short when it was only £2.00, so he sold his lovemachine, but he was still £2.00 short. So he was sad enouth to sell his own home, his cardboard train which measured up to 12CM but he was STILL £2.00 Short. So he just asked his friend joe for £2.00 but joe said "no you smell!". So Bob went back to the spot where his train used to be and cried. Bob then found a penny and cheered in joy. A passer by-er looked at him strangely, and bob put his penny in his pocket and hissed at the stranger. Bob had an Idea for a penny for the guy but he had to fart at there faces for the penny and people had to insert the penny into his buttok. But he thought this might be a bit sick, so instead he did a river dance on a lake. Poor Bob he never got a penny and died in his own sick and went to hell! Satan then started poking Bob for cash and Bob managed to get £100.50 out of 1,00,000,000 pokes. When Bob was exhausted because of the pokes he looked at the pictures of where his train used to be and cried. His train was his proud and joy, then one day a giant moose came up and spoke French to him. Bob then poked the mooses eye out with a sponge and went crying to satan! Satan got out the picture of Bob's train and he cried even more. So Bob beat satan in a kinky dress and with a whip and whipping him while screaming Come satan come to the moon with me so we can go live in my new train on the viginaty express. Satan then burnt in his own hell and all the people in hell became alive including Bob and he went to the moon to get some cheese to colour it blue and sell it to the shop owning monkey which had plastic surgery! Then Dave. came to have plastic surgery too. he said "helo my good man, i would like to purchase some butter from this fine establishement."
"sorry dude i can tell that'll be to much money for you it costs in the region of £10000000000000000000000000000000000000000" but he had to pay £100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0 0000000000 tax so he lost lots and lots of money thanks to MYKE!
He was very sad, so he decided to go to a pub and drink lots of flaming homers. His throat burnt so he went to the hospital. His throat wasn't really burnt because flaming homers aren't on fire, but he was drunk so he thought it was.

Then one day a gorgeous lady called la-ur-en came along and said to bob do you want to marry me?? bob said ofcourse I would like you come live in my train with me and my mother. She can make really good Shepherds Pie with and without cheese. La-ur-en tolfd Bob she hated trains so he started to cry yet again. So He went to feed his hampster Sid IV (as the others had died) And fed it a Latte!

la-ur-en
13-04-2005, 10:24 AM
One day bob went out to smell some blue cheese but couldnt buy them so went to smell frontslide. he smelt of egg, it was very disgusting. Bob went to get a job to buy his blue cheese but couldnt get one until he found a job for a paper round. But he decided to eat the papers instead. He was sacked after one year for finding him farting out a paper with Micheal Jacksons Monkey but Bob could still not afford the blue cheese because he was £2.00 short when it was only £2.00, so he sold his lovemachine, but he was still £2.00 short. So he was sad enouth to sell his own home, his cardboard train which measured up to 12CM but he was STILL £2.00 Short. So he just asked his friend joe for £2.00 but joe said "no you smell!". So Bob went back to the spot where his train used to be and cried. Bob then found a penny and cheered in joy. A passer by-er looked at him strangely, and bob put his penny in his pocket and hissed at the stranger. Bob had an Idea for a penny for the guy but he had to fart at there faces for the penny and people had to insert the penny into his buttok. But he thought this might be a bit sick, so instead he did a river dance on a lake. Poor Bob he never got a penny and died in his own sick and went to hell! Satan then started poking Bob for cash and Bob managed to get £100.50 out of 1,00,000,000 pokes. When Bob was exhausted because of the pokes he looked at the pictures of where his train used to be and cried. His train was his proud and joy, then one day a giant moose came up and spoke French to him. Bob then poked the mooses eye out with a sponge and went crying to satan! Satan got out the picture of Bob's train and he cried even more. So Bob beat satan in a kinky dress and with a whip and whipping him while screaming Come satan come to the moon with me so we can go live in my new train on the viginaty express. Satan then burnt in his own hell and all the people in hell became alive including Bob and he went to the moon to get some cheese to colour it blue and sell it to the shop owning monkey which had plastic surgery! Then Dave. came to have plastic surgery too. he said "helo my good man, i would like to purchase some butter from this fine establishement."
"sorry dude i can tell that'll be to much money for you it costs in the region of £10000000000000000000000000000000000000000" but he had to pay £100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0 0000000000 tax so he lost lots and lots of money thanks to MYKE!
He was very sad, so he decided to go to a pub and drink lots of flaming homers. His throat burnt so he went to the hospital. His throat wasn't really burnt because flaming homers aren't on fire, but he was drunk so he thought it was.

Then one day a gorgeous lady called la-ur-en came along and said to bob do you want to marry me?? bob said ofcourse I would like you come live in my train with me and my mother. She can make really good Shepherds Pie with and without cheese. La-ur-en tolfd Bob she hated trains so he started to cry yet again. So He went to feed his hampster Sid IV (as the others had died) And fed it a Latte! But the hamster can't eat liquids, so decided to drink it instead, so then Bob

Infrontation
14-04-2005, 07:54 PM
One day bob went out to smell some blue cheese but couldnt buy them so went to smell frontslide. he smelt of egg, it was very disgusting. Bob went to get a job to buy his blue cheese but couldnt get one until he found a job for a paper round. But he decided to eat the papers instead. He was sacked after one year for finding him farting out a paper with Micheal Jacksons Monkey but Bob could still not afford the blue cheese because he was £2.00 short when it was only £2.00, so he sold his lovemachine, but he was still £2.00 short. So he was sad enouth to sell his own home, his cardboard train which measured up to 12CM but he was STILL £2.00 Short. So he just asked his friend joe for £2.00 but joe said "no you smell!". So Bob went back to the spot where his train used to be and cried. Bob then found a penny and cheered in joy. A passer by-er looked at him strangely, and bob put his penny in his pocket and hissed at the stranger. Bob had an Idea for a penny for the guy but he had to fart at there faces for the penny and people had to insert the penny into his buttok. But he thought this might be a bit sick, so instead he did a river dance on a lake. Poor Bob he never got a penny and died in his own sick and went to hell! Satan then started poking Bob for cash and Bob managed to get £100.50 out of 1,00,000,000 pokes. When Bob was exhausted because of the pokes he looked at the pictures of where his train used to be and cried. His train was his proud and joy, then one day a giant moose came up and spoke French to him. Bob then poked the mooses eye out with a sponge and went crying to satan! Satan got out the picture of Bob's train and he cried even more. So Bob beat satan in a kinky dress and with a whip and whipping him while screaming Come satan come to the moon with me so we can go live in my new train on the viginaty express. Satan then burnt in his own hell and all the people in hell became alive including Bob and he went to the moon to get some cheese to colour it blue and sell it to the shop owning monkey which had plastic surgery! Then Dave. came to have plastic surgery too. he said "helo my good man, i would like to purchase some butter from this fine establishement."
"sorry dude i can tell that'll be to much money for you it costs in the region of £10000000000000000000000000000000000000000" but he had to pay £100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0 0000000000 tax so he lost lots and lots of money thanks to MYKE!
He was very sad, so he decided to go to a pub and drink lots of flaming homers. His throat burnt so he went to the hospital. His throat wasn't really burnt because flaming homers aren't on fire, but he was drunk so he thought it was.

Then one day a gorgeous lady called la-ur-en came along and said to bob do you want to marry me?? bob said ofcourse I would like you come live in my train with me and my mother. She can make really good Shepherds Pie with and without cheese. La-ur-en tolfd Bob she hated trains so he started to cry yet again. So He went to feed his hampster Sid IV (as the others had died) And fed it a Latte! But the hamster can't eat liquids, so decided to drink it instead, so then Bob killed his cow. Barbaqued them and gave them to Sid IV.

Surname
12-05-2005, 06:44 PM
One day bob went out to smell some blue cheese but couldnt buy them so went to smell frontslide. he smelt of egg, it was very disgusting. Bob went to get a job to buy his blue cheese but couldnt get one until he found a job for a paper round. But he decided to eat the papers instead. He was sacked after one year for finding him farting out a paper with Micheal Jacksons Monkey but Bob could still not afford the blue cheese because he was £2.00 short when it was only £2.00, so he sold his lovemachine, but he was still £2.00 short. So he was sad enouth to sell his own home, his cardboard train which measured up to 12CM but he was STILL £2.00 Short. So he just asked his friend joe for £2.00 but joe said "no you smell!". So Bob went back to the spot where his train used to be and cried. Bob then found a penny and cheered in joy. A passer by-er looked at him strangely, and bob put his penny in his pocket and hissed at the stranger. Bob had an Idea for a penny for the guy but he had to fart at there faces for the penny and people had to insert the penny into his buttok. But he thought this might be a bit sick, so instead he did a river dance on a lake. Poor Bob he never got a penny and died in his own sick and went to hell! Satan then started poking Bob for cash and Bob managed to get £100.50 out of 1,00,000,000 pokes. When Bob was exhausted because of the pokes he looked at the pictures of where his train used to be and cried. His train was his proud and joy, then one day a giant moose came up and spoke French to him. Bob then poked the mooses eye out with a sponge and went crying to satan! Satan got out the picture of Bob's train and he cried even more. So Bob beat satan in a kinky dress and with a whip and whipping him while screaming Come satan come to the moon with me so we can go live in my new train on the viginaty express. Satan then burnt in his own hell and all the people in hell became alive including Bob and he went to the moon to get some cheese to colour it blue and sell it to the shop owning monkey which had plastic surgery! Then Dave. came to have plastic surgery too. he said "helo my good man, i would like to purchase some butter from this fine establishement."
"sorry dude i can tell that'll be to much money for you it costs in the region of £10000000000000000000000000000000000000000" but he had to pay £100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0 0000000000 tax so he lost lots and lots of money thanks to MYKE!
He was very sad, so he decided to go to a pub and drink lots of flaming homers. His throat burnt so he went to the hospital. His throat wasn't really burnt because flaming homers aren't on fire, but he was drunk so he thought it was.

Then one day a gorgeous lady called la-ur-en came along and said to bob do you want to marry me?? bob said ofcourse I would like you come live in my train with me and my mother. She can make really good Shepherds Pie with and without cheese. La-ur-en tolfd Bob she hated trains so he started to cry yet again. So He went to feed his hampster Sid IV (as the others had died) And fed it a Latte! But the hamster can't eat liquids, so decided to drink it instead, so then Bob killed his cow. Barbaqued them and gave them to Sid IV. Bob then travelled to Australia where he met

lucyecc
12-05-2005, 08:03 PM
One day bob went out to smell some blue cheese but couldnt buy them so went to smell frontslide. he smelt of egg, it was very disgusting. Bob went to get a job to buy his blue cheese but couldnt get one until he found a job for a paper round. But he decided to eat the papers instead. He was sacked after one year for finding him farting out a paper with Micheal Jacksons Monkey but Bob could still not afford the blue cheese because he was £2.00 short when it was only £2.00, so he sold his lovemachine, but he was still £2.00 short. So he was sad enouth to sell his own home, his cardboard train which measured up to 12CM but he was STILL £2.00 Short. So he just asked his friend joe for £2.00 but joe said "no you smell!". So Bob went back to the spot where his train used to be and cried. Bob then found a penny and cheered in joy. A passer by-er looked at him strangely, and bob put his penny in his pocket and hissed at the stranger. Bob had an Idea for a penny for the guy but he had to fart at there faces for the penny and people had to insert the penny into his buttok. But he thought this might be a bit sick, so instead he did a river dance on a lake. Poor Bob he never got a penny and died in his own sick and went to hell! Satan then started poking Bob for cash and Bob managed to get £100.50 out of 1,00,000,000 pokes. When Bob was exhausted because of the pokes he looked at the pictures of where his train used to be and cried. His train was his proud and joy, then one day a giant moose came up and spoke French to him. Bob then poked the mooses eye out with a sponge and went crying to satan! Satan got out the picture of Bob's train and he cried even more. So Bob beat satan in a kinky dress and with a whip and whipping him while screaming Come satan come to the moon with me so we can go live in my new train on the viginaty express. Satan then burnt in his own hell and all the people in hell became alive including Bob and he went to the moon to get some cheese to colour it blue and sell it to the shop owning monkey which had plastic surgery! Then Dave. came to have plastic surgery too. he said "helo my good man, i would like to purchase some butter from this fine establishement."
"sorry dude i can tell that'll be to much money for you it costs in the region of £10000000000000000000000000000000000000000" but he had to pay £100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0 0000000000 tax so he lost lots and lots of money thanks to MYKE!
He was very sad, so he decided to go to a pub and drink lots of flaming homers. His throat burnt so he went to the hospital. His throat wasn't really burnt because flaming homers aren't on fire, but he was drunk so he thought it was.

Then one day a gorgeous lady called la-ur-en came along and said to bob do you want to marry me?? bob said ofcourse I would like you come live in my train with me and my mother. She can make really good Shepherds Pie with and without cheese. La-ur-en tolfd Bob she hated trains so he started to cry yet again. So He went to feed his hampster Sid IV (as the others had died) And fed it a Latte! But the hamster can't eat liquids, so decided to drink it instead, so then Bob killed his cow. Barbaqued them and gave them to Sid IV. Bob then travelled to Australia where he met a girl and went to the local pizza place to dine!

Surname
13-05-2005, 05:43 PM
One day bob went out to smell some blue cheese but couldnt buy them so went to smell frontslide. he smelt of egg, it was very disgusting. Bob went to get a job to buy his blue cheese but couldnt get one until he found a job for a paper round. But he decided to eat the papers instead. He was sacked after one year for finding him farting out a paper with Micheal Jacksons Monkey but Bob could still not afford the blue cheese because he was £2.00 short when it was only £2.00, so he sold his lovemachine, but he was still £2.00 short. So he was sad enouth to sell his own home, his cardboard train which measured up to 12CM but he was STILL £2.00 Short. So he just asked his friend joe for £2.00 but joe said "no you smell!". So Bob went back to the spot where his train used to be and cried. Bob then found a penny and cheered in joy. A passer by-er looked at him strangely, and bob put his penny in his pocket and hissed at the stranger. Bob had an Idea for a penny for the guy but he had to fart at there faces for the penny and people had to insert the penny into his buttok. But he thought this might be a bit sick, so instead he did a river dance on a lake. Poor Bob he never got a penny and died in his own sick and went to hell! Satan then started poking Bob for cash and Bob managed to get £100.50 out of 1,00,000,000 pokes. When Bob was exhausted because of the pokes he looked at the pictures of where his train used to be and cried. His train was his proud and joy, then one day a giant moose came up and spoke French to him. Bob then poked the mooses eye out with a sponge and went crying to satan! Satan got out the picture of Bob's train and he cried even more. So Bob beat satan in a kinky dress and with a whip and whipping him while screaming Come satan come to the moon with me so we can go live in my new train on the viginaty express. Satan then burnt in his own hell and all the people in hell became alive including Bob and he went to the moon to get some cheese to colour it blue and sell it to the shop owning monkey which had plastic surgery! Then Dave. came to have plastic surgery too. he said "helo my good man, i would like to purchase some butter from this fine establishement."
"sorry dude i can tell that'll be to much money for you it costs in the region of £10000000000000000000000000000000000000000" but he had to pay £100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0 0000000000 tax so he lost lots and lots of money thanks to MYKE!
He was very sad, so he decided to go to a pub and drink lots of flaming homers. His throat burnt so he went to the hospital. His throat wasn't really burnt because flaming homers aren't on fire, but he was drunk so he thought it was.

Then one day a gorgeous lady called la-ur-en came along and said to bob do you want to marry me?? bob said ofcourse I would like you come live in my train with me and my mother. She can make really good Shepherds Pie with and without cheese. La-ur-en tolfd Bob she hated trains so he started to cry yet again. So He went to feed his hampster Sid IV (as the others had died) And fed it a Latte! But the hamster can't eat liquids, so decided to drink it instead, so then Bob killed his cow. Barbaqued them and gave them to Sid IV. Bob then travelled to Australia where he met a girl and went to the local pizza place to dine! However, Bob ate all the pizzas in the place so he had to

lucyecc
04-06-2005, 06:23 PM
One day bob went out to smell some blue cheese but couldnt buy them so went to smell frontslide. he smelt of egg, it was very disgusting. Bob went to get a job to buy his blue cheese but couldnt get one until he found a job for a paper round. But he decided to eat the papers instead. He was sacked after one year for finding him farting out a paper with Micheal Jacksons Monkey but Bob could still not afford the blue cheese because he was £2.00 short when it was only £2.00, so he sold his lovemachine, but he was still £2.00 short. So he was sad enouth to sell his own home, his cardboard train which measured up to 12CM but he was STILL £2.00 Short. So he just asked his friend joe for £2.00 but joe said "no you smell!". So Bob went back to the spot where his train used to be and cried. Bob then found a penny and cheered in joy. A passer by-er looked at him strangely, and bob put his penny in his pocket and hissed at the stranger. Bob had an Idea for a penny for the guy but he had to fart at there faces for the penny and people had to insert the penny into his buttok. But he thought this might be a bit sick, so instead he did a river dance on a lake. Poor Bob he never got a penny and died in his own sick and went to hell! Satan then started poking Bob for cash and Bob managed to get £100.50 out of 1,00,000,000 pokes. When Bob was exhausted because of the pokes he looked at the pictures of where his train used to be and cried. His train was his proud and joy, then one day a giant moose came up and spoke French to him. Bob then poked the mooses eye out with a sponge and went crying to satan! Satan got out the picture of Bob's train and he cried even more. So Bob beat satan in a kinky dress and with a whip and whipping him while screaming Come satan come to the moon with me so we can go live in my new train on the viginaty express. Satan then burnt in his own hell and all the people in hell became alive including Bob and he went to the moon to get some cheese to colour it blue and sell it to the shop owning monkey which had plastic surgery! Then Dave. came to have plastic surgery too. he said "helo my good man, i would like to purchase some butter from this fine establishement."
"sorry dude i can tell that'll be to much money for you it costs in the region of £10000000000000000000000000000000000000000" but he had to pay £100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0 0000000000 tax so he lost lots and lots of money thanks to MYKE!
He was very sad, so he decided to go to a pub and drink lots of flaming homers. His throat burnt so he went to the hospital. His throat wasn't really burnt because flaming homers aren't on fire, but he was drunk so he thought it was.

Then one day a gorgeous lady called la-ur-en came along and said to bob do you want to marry me?? bob said ofcourse I would like you come live in my train with me and my mother. She can make really good Shepherds Pie with and without cheese. La-ur-en tolfd Bob she hated trains so he started to cry yet again. So He went to feed his hampster Sid IV (as the others had died) And fed it a Latte! But the hamster can't eat liquids, so decided to drink it instead, so then Bob killed his cow. Barbaqued them and gave them to Sid IV. Bob then travelled to Australia where he met a girl and went to the local pizza place to dine! However, Bob ate all the pizzas in the place so he had to play some games with his dog. what did he do when the turtle said hi

Rachi
04-06-2005, 06:29 PM
One day bob went out to smell some blue cheese but couldnt buy them so went to smell frontslide. he smelt of egg, it was very disgusting. Bob went to get a job to buy his blue cheese but couldnt get one until he found a job for a paper round. But he decided to eat the papers instead. He was sacked after one year for finding him farting out a paper with Micheal Jacksons Monkey but Bob could still not afford the blue cheese because he was £2.00 short when it was only £2.00, so he sold his lovemachine, but he was still £2.00 short. So he was sad enouth to sell his own home, his cardboard train which measured up to 12CM but he was STILL £2.00 Short. So he just asked his friend joe for £2.00 but joe said "no you smell!". So Bob went back to the spot where his train used to be and cried. Bob then found a penny and cheered in joy. A passer by-er looked at him strangely, and bob put his penny in his pocket and hissed at the stranger. Bob had an Idea for a penny for the guy but he had to fart at there faces for the penny and people had to insert the penny into his buttok. But he thought this might be a bit sick, so instead he did a river dance on a lake. Poor Bob he never got a penny and died in his own sick and went to hell! Satan then started poking Bob for cash and Bob managed to get £100.50 out of 1,00,000,000 pokes. When Bob was exhausted because of the pokes he looked at the pictures of where his train used to be and cried. His train was his proud and joy, then one day a giant moose came up and spoke French to him. Bob then poked the mooses eye out with a sponge and went crying to satan! Satan got out the picture of Bob's train and he cried even more. So Bob beat satan in a kinky dress and with a whip and whipping him while screaming Come satan come to the moon with me so we can go live in my new train on the viginaty express. Satan then burnt in his own hell and all the people in hell became alive including Bob and he went to the moon to get some cheese to colour it blue and sell it to the shop owning monkey which had plastic surgery! Then Dave. came to have plastic surgery too. he said "helo my good man, i would like to purchase some butter from this fine establishement."
"sorry dude i can tell that'll be to much money for you it costs in the region of £10000000000000000000000000000000000000000" but he had to pay £100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0 0000000000 tax so he lost lots and lots of money thanks to MYKE!
He was very sad, so he decided to go to a pub and drink lots of flaming homers. His throat burnt so he went to the hospital. His throat wasn't really burnt because flaming homers aren't on fire, but he was drunk so he thought it was.

Then one day a gorgeous lady called la-ur-en came along and said to bob do you want to marry me?? bob said ofcourse I would like you come live in my train with me and my mother. She can make really good Shepherds Pie with and without cheese. La-ur-en told Bob she hated trains so he started to cry yet again. So He went to feed his hampster Sid IV (as the others had died) And fed it a Latte! But the hamster can't eat liquids, so decided to drink it instead, so then Bob killed his cow. Barbaqued them and gave them to Sid IV. Bob then travelled to Australia where he met a girl and went to the local pizza place to dine! However, Bob ate all the pizzas in the place so he had to play some games with his dog. what did he do when the turtle said hi HE farted in his face

MYKE!
04-06-2005, 06:35 PM
One day bob went out to smell some blue cheese but couldnt buy them so went to smell frontslide. he smelt of egg, it was very disgusting. Bob went to get a job to buy his blue cheese but couldnt get one until he found a job for a paper round. But he decided to eat the papers instead. He was sacked after one year for finding him farting out a paper with Micheal Jacksons Monkey but Bob could still not afford the blue cheese because he was £2.00 short when it was only £2.00, so he sold his lovemachine, but he was still £2.00 short. So he was sad enouth to sell his own home, his cardboard train which measured up to 12CM but he was STILL £2.00 Short. So he just asked his friend joe for £2.00 but joe said "no you smell!". So Bob went back to the spot where his train used to be and cried. Bob then found a penny and cheered in joy. A passer by-er looked at him strangely, and bob put his penny in his pocket and hissed at the stranger. Bob had an Idea for a penny for the guy but he had to fart at there faces for the penny and people had to insert the penny into his buttok. But he thought this might be a bit sick, so instead he did a river dance on a lake. Poor Bob he never got a penny and died in his own sick and went to hell! Satan then started poking Bob for cash and Bob managed to get £100.50 out of 1,00,000,000 pokes. When Bob was exhausted because of the pokes he looked at the pictures of where his train used to be and cried. His train was his proud and joy, then one day a giant moose came up and spoke French to him. Bob then poked the mooses eye out with a sponge and went crying to satan! Satan got out the picture of Bob's train and he cried even more. So Bob beat satan in a kinky dress and with a whip and whipping him while screaming Come satan come to the moon with me so we can go live in my new train on the viginaty express. Satan then burnt in his own hell and all the people in hell became alive including Bob and he went to the moon to get some cheese to colour it blue and sell it to the shop owning monkey which had plastic surgery! Then Dave. came to have plastic surgery too. he said "helo my good man, i would like to purchase some butter from this fine establishement."
"sorry dude i can tell that'll be to much money for you it costs in the region of £10000000000000000000000000000000000000000" but he had to pay £100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0 0000000000 tax so he lost lots and lots of money thanks to MYKE!
He was very sad, so he decided to go to a pub and drink lots of flaming homers. His throat burnt so he went to the hospital. His throat wasn't really burnt because flaming homers aren't on fire, but he was drunk so he thought it was.

Then one day a gorgeous lady called la-ur-en came along and said to bob do you want to marry me?? bob said ofcourse I would like you come live in my train with me and my mother. She can make really good Shepherds Pie with and without cheese. La-ur-en told Bob she hated trains so he started to cry yet again. So He went to feed his hampster Sid IV (as the others had died) And fed it a Latte! But the hamster can't eat liquids, so decided to drink it instead, so then Bob killed his cow. Barbaqued them and gave them to Sid IV. Bob then travelled to Australia where he met a girl and went to the local pizza place to dine! However, Bob ate all the pizzas in the place so he had to play some games with his dog. what did he do when the turtle said hi HE farted in his face and then MYKE! played tennis with the dog's gotee.

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