Best Comedy Line of all time...

[Jazza]

What Is the Best comedy line of all time?

To Qualify:

1) It must be a comedy film
2. It must not be rascist

If you Voted Other please put it below

[Jazza]

Update. I tried to adda poll with all the best quotes I could think of but I took to long to make it so I couldn't add it. Damn You HabboXForum!

[tekni]

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere'sJohnny.

[Jazza]

My Favourite is:

'I am serious, and don't call me Shirley'

-Leslie Nielson, Airplane

[DiscoPat]

Not another teen movie.
American Pie the naked mileee! :D

[ross-]

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere'sJohnny.
Lol what he said

[Seacat]

cant post mine cos its got swearing in it, but it's out of Bad Boys 2 :P

[Neversoft]

The only one I can think of at the moment is out of Austin Powers: Goldmember, when Dr Evil and Austin are climbing the ladder near the end. Dr Evil goes up first then Austin Powers after.

Austin (Looking up): Y'know I used to think you were crazy...
Dr Evil: I know.
Austin: But now I see your nuts.

You gotta see it yourself you laugh. :P

Ohh, Kevin & Perry Go Large, haha!

Kevin: What you stopped for?
Perry: I'm having a ****.
Kevin & everyone on the beach: Errr!!
Perry: You gotta have a **** in the sea, its the law!

[Neil]

Not another teen movie.
American Pie the naked mileee! :D

Naked mile is funny :P


"I eat pieces of *poo like you for breakfast,
You eat pieces of *poo for breakfast?"

*not word used but you get the idea

Happy Gilmore

[Neversoft]

Naked mile is funny :P


"I eat pieces of *poo like you for breakfast,
You eat pieces of *poo for breakfast?"

*not word used but you get the idea

Happy Gilmore

Great film! Adam Sandler is the best. :D

[scambuster92]

Napolean Dynamite

"What The Flip Was Grandma Doing At The Dunes"
"Dang! Lucky. You ever take it off any sweet jumps?"
"How much you wanna make a bet i can throw a football over them mountains?"
"Napolean, dont be jealous that ive been chatting online with babes all day. Besides , we both know im training to become a cage fighter."

[YoManGo!]

Pretty much anything that was ever on Father Ted was done perfectly.

[Djcafc.]

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere'sJohnny.


yer very good one lol

[RedStratocas]

To Qualify:

1) It must be a comedy film
2. It must not be rascist

WTH? #2 is so random

"Its so HOT outside... milk was a bad choice"

It sounds better when Will Farell says it though. Anchorman is one of my favorite movies.

[Decapitated!]

If your from africa why are you white - Caren off mean girls

YOU CARNT JOIN MATHELEETES ITS SOCIAL SUICIDE - Damien Mean girls =]

[Jazza]

WTH? #2 is so random

"Its so HOT outside... milk was a bad choice"

It sounds better when Will Farell says it though. Anchorman is one of my favorite movies.

It's not random, I was just worried people would quote Blazing Saddles (they use the 'N' word a lot and I didn't want to get in trouble for not telling people not to use them)

[Andeeh]

Mine Is Out Of The Life Of Bryan (Monty Python)

I Cant Post Due To Swearing...

[louder]

my 2 favourite are from anchorman

"where'd you get that grenade from?"
"iuno."

and

-gets stabbed in the arm-
"oh no you DONT!"
-pulls back out-

you have to see it to find them funny tbh.

[Grainger@CUFC]

Mines got swearing in so I won't post it. It's from Mean Machine just to let you know :D

There's also one from The Longest Yard that's racist so I won't post that either