Tips on annoying teachers! (Who deserve it!)

[Demi]

Hello,
Okay I hope some of these work, most of these have worked for me and I've never been caught.

1 - Keep ringing someone with their fone on in your class, or the class room opposite that you can see, depending on where your teacher is.
Remember - Keep anonymous. (141)

2 - Make some paper bombs, you can find tutorials on them in google. Basically they're made out of paper and you can fill them with water, and you can throw them.
Make sure you make them small, otherwise your teacher will get you in deep trouble if your caught.
Remember - You need a sink in that classroom.

3 - Paper planes, always come in handy, they annoy the hell out of teachers. You can't get in trouble for making them, but that's what annoys your teachers most, the fact that your "WASTING PAPER" lol.
Remember - Make as many as you can then pass them around or just get everyone to make them!

4 - Party poppers, they scare the *removed* out of your teachers. Only use them if your prepared for the worst punishement ever, seeng as they're actually really loud and depending on what students are in your class.
Remember - If you sit next to a teachers pet, DON'T DO IT.

Thats about it, if you've got your own, please add! =]

Maken

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[FlyingJesus]

If you have a big ol' fan on the ceiling like we did in most high school classes, throw bits of broken pencils and stuff at it. If you're feeling adventurous, try fruit and other squishy food (frubes are a laugh).

[cocaine]

Ohh, the fan.

Good times, goood times.

[Markness.]

make a constant moo-ing noise everytime the teacher goes to write on the board

[FlyingJesus]

[Teacher walks out the room]

QUICK CHUCK IT AT THE FAN

[Nixt]

When the teacher has written a lot of stuff on the board, and they start walking around the classroom and can't see you, rub it all off ;).

[cocaine]

Make bangers :P

[Demi]

lol =]
Some oldern classics =]
Thanks for your inputs!

Maken

[cocaine]

Oh, and paper pellets flung by elastic bands are good too.

[womanizer]

Try to seduce them.

[Demi]

Oh yeah.
That too.
LOL
It hurts =p

Maken

[Blinger1]

make a constant moo-ing noise everytime the teacher goes to write on the board

we do that but tapping our pens on the table. annoys the hell out of my science teacher!!!

Also play the "pen is" game, what you do is get atleast 2 people and say 'pen is', every time you say it the next person has to go louder and louder. funny game :)

[Demi]

The what game?!

Maken

[Blinger1]

read again

[Demi]

Aha.
Nice one =]

Maken

[Blinger1]

hmm, we also make plans that fly in circles and flips and stuff, good fun :)!!

[Eamonn]

In English, our teacher is fairly slow, so when she turns around we all bang on the tables (yesiknowwayformaturity) and it is quite funny because by the time she has turned round we can be sitting their looking like we are doing work.

[Demi]

lol.
How slow must you be or what?!?!

[Blinger1]

might be fat, takes some time to turn if your fat ;)

[Demi]

Yeah and there's that. =]

[Blinger1]

spitballs can be fun, we done it during science but i suck at it and yeah. Waterbombs and fans go good together aswell ;)

[Demi]

lol.
Loads of ideas =]
I like it.

[Laprico]

http://www.haxed.co.uk/gallery/albums/ownage/lmao-real.jpg

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[Demi]

Now I'd invite him to my lesson! lol

[Blinger1]

Another way to have fun is bring a PSP with HOMEBREW and "universal remote" (a homebrew application) and turn on the tv with it and such!!

[Caution]

Or simply lock the classroom door when the Teacher isn't looking.
People were doing that in Maths, a Teacher knocked at the door and it was locked, lmao.:P

[Demi]

Another way to have fun is bring a PSP with HOMEBREW and "universal remote" (a homebrew application) and turn on the tv with it and such!!

A friend of mine has one of those watches where you can switch channels and stuff.
Seeing as our big projector thingy is a samsung and we had an IT lesson in Web Design, he kept switching slides and everything.

The teacher was like... Minor difficulties.

[DiscoPat]

A friend of mine has one of those watches where you can switch channels and stuff.
Seeing as our big projector thingy is a samsung and we had an IT lesson in Web Design, he kept switching slides and everything.

The teacher was like... Minor difficulties.

loll, I wana try that

[Demi]

=]
It was really fun and funny.
lol
Couldn't keep a straight face.

[Andy?]

[Teacher walks out the room]

QUICK CHUCK IT AT THE FAN


I did that with one of their chalk board erasers and it broke in half, then took his like 5 ballpoint pens, threw them up at the fan then behind this desk so he couldn't find them.. then some kid in my english class threw a chain at the fan

[Eamonn]

might be fat, takes some time to turn if your fat ;)
Nah, she is old, frail and one of her legs is slightly longer than the other.

[A4AOwen]

Make a pee shooter out of your pen (If it is one that can be taken apart) and spit it on the board so when they go to write on it they put thier hand in it or have to take it off.

[Kaytti]

Have you heard that phone tone nummer? Its very high pitched and you can' tell where its coming from. Thats good.
Or make farting noises everytime the teacher bends up or down. Thats a cracker that!

[FlyingJesus]

In a few lessons if the teacher was using a PC to show a powerpoint on the projector we used to put "meat spin" on the screen when they went out of the room or something, they didn't seem to find it as funny as we did though.

[Caution]

I've only ever seen the teacher getting locked out of the classroom once.
I'll try some of these tips tomorrow in Science though.:P

[Blinger1]

lol!! that site isn't blocked at my school some reason... but lemonparty is

[Caution]

I'll try fun snaps in class tomorrow. (Bang when you throw them!)
Just remebered I had some :D

[Blinger1]

hahaha, we could do that in our science rooms lock it from the inside, so in year 8 we locked the teacher out and he didn't know what happened :). We also put a cabinet behind the door so it wouldn't open :D

[brandon]

lol at some of those.

[Demi]

If you can't get on a site.
Use,
invisiblesurfing.com

=]
LOL

[Blinger1]

nah, i found out one of the teachers computer passwords... ;)

[omgDAN!]

Nice tips I'll be sure to try some today.

Where can I get one of those watches that changes channels?

[Dan2nd]

we do that but tapping our pens on the table. annoys the hell out of my science teacher!!!

Also play the "pen is" game, what you do is get atleast 2 people and say 'pen is', every time you say it the next person has to go louder and louder. funny game :)

ha ha we did that ...

this dude did get a bunsen burner and heat up these metal twezer things until they were glowing red. then the teacher came back picked them up and ouch !

[Blinger1]

ha ha we did that ...

this dude did get a bunsen burner and heat up these metal twezer things until they were glowing red. then the teacher came back picked them up and ouch !
OOOOOUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

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[-Undiscovered]

right..erm good tips?

[Demi]

Nice tips I'll be sure to try some today.

Where can I get one of those watches that changes channels?

Any old collecting gadget stores.
Forbidden planet?

Try Argos first.

[SuperCooper]

We had laser pointers.
Worked best on the bald teachers head.
And our whiteboard erasers were magnetic, so we stuck them to the roof, and eventually into the air vent.

[Caution]

LOL. Some good ones there.:P:)

[london]

Some funny ones there/

[joshuar]

On Wednesday I found a way to get all the printers up on the network and sent test pages all around the school printing in the 100's.

Were they impressed :rolleyes:

However I did get found out and they made me a "restricted user" but I can still print and get all the printers on the network. What fools.

[Demi]

Haha.
Nice one!

[Jordy]

On Wednesday I found a way to get all the printers up on the network and sent test pages all around the school printing in the 100's.

Were they impressed :rolleyes:

However I did get found out and they made me a "restricted user" but I can still print and get all the printers on the network. What fools.

Oooh could you tell us how to do it, never know it might work at my school too ;P

Lol some classic ones here, I never thought about switching on the TV, I might bring a remote into school and switch the TVs on and off.

[,Jess,]

I took control of my teachers comp once and when he wasn't looking I kept putting him on self-help websites he was getting really stressed cuz he couldn't work out who it was

[stacie-xx]

some of these made me lol but my school is so strict if I did anything like that i'd be in serious trouble

[Demi]

some of these made me lol but my school is so strict if I did anything like that i'd be in serious trouble

Don't let them find out! =]

Once I keylogged most of my classmates, MAUAHAH!
Never got caught.

[piddle2k6]

At my school we all either turn all the keyboards onto the start up tune really loud then whne he goes into that room to turn them off we lock him in....Or all go mmmmmmmm and he neer knows where its coming from.......
or ..... download quake 3 onto the network and play against the whole school.....every one got banened except me mwahahah..... or send messages through the register tray in envelopes....also sending ot the teachers lol....Um loadsa other stuff.....Pretend to ahve fights so old teachers get really annoyed i dunno loads lol

[Shawnstra]

If you have a big ol' fan on the ceiling like we did in most high school classes, throw bits of broken pencils and stuff at it. If you're feeling adventurous, try fruit and other squishy food (frubes are a laugh).

lols ;)

[DannyyTBH.]

I have this watch that operates TV and VCR's :) so when my teacher was re-winding the video i kept stopping and they got really stressed lmao works everytime :) one day i told someone to plug it in and we was writing and i pressed the button and it turned on and everyone jumped :P and Pingu was on TV :P

[tularis]

When the teacher has written something on the board, wait until they're not looking and rub some letters out to make swear words :P

[:Liam]

Try singing Random songs when the teacher is looking at the board. Also if you have a teacher with an accent ask him to help you with a question but make sure the answer is 4 cubed lol. Also if you sit near the teachers desk stick you bag out at the side of your desk and when they walk around the class they will trip lol.

[Krusty]

anuva one :

throw small things at the teachers feet when they are at their desk.
then when they look up carry on with work.
they have no idea.
baha (A)

[DCeption]

Get an annoying sound on your phone like a beep, and at random intervals press it,. very hard to tell were its coming from, and annoying!

[OMGitsaROSS]

I just argue. Seems to work