ChErYl TwEeDy
22-12-2006, 02:45 PM
i stole lindsays idea, kk shoot me.
monday
so letz set da scene ye. i was walkin dwn da side of da beach in ma armani bikini an head scarf wen i found a crab stranded. i helped him up n he said "thx for da help hun" n i woz all like "kk crab" den he pinched ma finger n i cried. i kiked him n he flew into da sea. i carried on walkin n found sum boi'z sunbathin. "hiya" "hi chez" "u want sum luvin" "ye sure" so we made sum oo'z n ah'z n sum z'z at da end coz we werer tired. i woke up wif sea weed creepin up ma crak. i screamed and began 2 walk home. on da way i saw n old woman n she asked for ma autograph. kk so i asked for her name n she sed "ma name iz shaniqua huni bun" so i sed ur name is ugly u wrinkly old fart. she cried n walked away kk. i adjusted ma head dress n kept on walkin. i got home n ashley was w8in for me. we had sex.
monday
so letz set da scene ye. i was walkin dwn da side of da beach in ma armani bikini an head scarf wen i found a crab stranded. i helped him up n he said "thx for da help hun" n i woz all like "kk crab" den he pinched ma finger n i cried. i kiked him n he flew into da sea. i carried on walkin n found sum boi'z sunbathin. "hiya" "hi chez" "u want sum luvin" "ye sure" so we made sum oo'z n ah'z n sum z'z at da end coz we werer tired. i woke up wif sea weed creepin up ma crak. i screamed and began 2 walk home. on da way i saw n old woman n she asked for ma autograph. kk so i asked for her name n she sed "ma name iz shaniqua huni bun" so i sed ur name is ugly u wrinkly old fart. she cried n walked away kk. i adjusted ma head dress n kept on walkin. i got home n ashley was w8in for me. we had sex.