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ChErYl TwEeDy
23-12-2006, 02:18 AM
tuesday

as i woke up i couldnt see dat well coz i drank 2 many quad vodz da nite earlier. i felt like i'd bin abused bi a killer whale kk. altho ashley iz a bit rampant in bed ;) neway so i got up n put ma face on, had a lil boogie 2 "somethin kinda oo" on da radio, nicola (dats da ginger 4 eyed one lolz) totally ruined da song so i turned it off. i drank sum coffee n went 2 ma wardrobe. i pulled a short dior summa dress ova ma curvy body accompanied by a pair of dior shoes. i got ma small white purse n went outside.

da birds sung 2 me but i threw stones at dem cos they were singin a sugababes song (cheap tarts). i den got on ma bike n adjusted ma wavy brown hair n started 2 peddle as it blew bcos of da wind.
i went 2 the library 2 find sum boi's who paid me 2 let them lay me on da table n pound me ard. xxx it was v. steamy. i took ma earnings n went 2 a pub. i bort sum bacardi n got bladdered hehe. i ripped ma dress off n shaked ma melons from side 2 side (i had 2 small syrup melons in ma purse) den let go n gave da bois wat dey wanted. sum1 took me out n we made luv somewer.

da next mornin i woke up in a tacky ford fiesta with a fat bloke lyin on top of me. i opened da door wif ma foot n kiked him out. he was still out of it so i robbed his keys n drove home. i thort 2 maself i need 2 rent more books n eat more vegetables. mainly parsnips n courgettes. they're juicy n hard. i dnt think da ford fiesta gave me ma 5 a day last nite so i dno yano lol!!! i layed on da sofa n stroked ma cats n kittens hu i luv. they fell asleep so i went 2 bed n reflected on wot happened in da day n dat.


zZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzzz *+*snort*+* zZZZzzzzzzzZZZZ
luv chezza
xxxxox

Naomi
23-12-2006, 02:20 AM
Lmao! That made me chuckle ;) keep up the good work cheryl!

ChErYl TwEeDy
23-12-2006, 02:21 AM
I'm glad you like it, huni bun.
Chezza.

Naomi
23-12-2006, 02:23 AM
Yh check out my story k?<33 much love. LOL.

ChErYl TwEeDy
23-12-2006, 02:25 AM
I have.
ChezZa
*reppin DiOr*

Eamonn
23-12-2006, 08:52 AM
As gripping & exciting as the first.

MaRiAh CaReY
23-12-2006, 01:00 PM
amazing. jk rowling u av competition.

Ekalb
23-12-2006, 01:10 PM
da birds sung 2 me but i threw stones at dem cos they were singin a sugababes song (cheap tarts).
My favourite line :)


FUNNIEST STORY EVAR

Kyle.tk
23-12-2006, 02:41 PM
LoLOZLZL

ChErYl TwEeDy
23-12-2006, 02:44 PM
Thanks for all of the reviews, I think it will be a best seller by next week.

Mrs.McCall
23-12-2006, 05:17 PM
Hehe cute story...

Did you know that actually Girls Aloud and the Sugababes are goodmates?

Cheryl hates Charlotte Church though!

liquid
23-12-2006, 05:24 PM
lmaooo, skillzzzz.

ADAMS
23-12-2006, 05:27 PM
wanna suck my big black ****, i will *** if u want.

Frisky
23-12-2006, 05:29 PM
ROFFLLL

'i went 2 the library 2 find sum boi's who paid me 2 let them lay me on da table n pound me ard. xxx it was v. steamy.'

LMFAAOO!!

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