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JoeIsHere!
23-12-2006, 07:21 PM
Monday
I woke up on da bus, then i was "omg" n dis black old lady was starin at me :@ so i was like "oi u" n i slapped n called her a "black cow" she was well a *****r so i gt of da bus n i was like i av had a bad experience wid dat black *****r so i was like i gonna go shopin den 2 a party xox so i went into "GUCCI LONDON" n i was "hiya" n da personal shopper was dis hunker man so he picked me out a gucci dress n i was like "come ere u sexy man" n i pull him in da changin room n had ma wicked way wid him, he had a 6 pack n everthin, his name was jack or john im nt sure xox
i left da shop wid ma shoppin n i was like "taxi plz" n a man wid a bread came up 2 be and grabbed the twins n said "Honk Honk" i was like "oh my god what r u doin" n he said "havin a feel" so i was like "kk" den i was like
flickin ma hair bk n i gt into a car n it started drivin but it weret a taxi but it was kk bcz i dunno. da car crashed into a lake n i was like "oh my god" da fire man came n saved ma life so i was like "i owe u firemen" so i went down on all 20 of dem 2 save fnx u ! den i went home bcz off ma bad day n i said 2 myself "u need a hoilday babe" so i called da hoilday ppl n i was like "babe book me a hoilday as soon as poss" n she said "ok dear u go 2mora u r goin 2 spain" so i said "kk" n went 2 pack, n av a early nite bcz i were goin away.

*+*Coming Soon*+*

Da hoilday
Da kidnipping
Da Murder
The death of princess?

Thread Closed by ,Alpha, (Trialist Forum Moderator): Due to bump.

jordybum
23-12-2006, 07:30 PM
brung tears to my eyes.

dis shud win the smarties childrens ritin award 2k6.

liquid
23-12-2006, 07:37 PM
lmao, you're hilarious.

,Jess,
23-12-2006, 07:44 PM
rofl wow I dunno what 2 say


brung tears to my eyes.

dis shud win the smarties childrens ritin award 2k6.

omg u r so right

allykin
23-12-2006, 08:27 PM
lmao loved it :D

edible
23-12-2006, 09:10 PM
Funny :]]

velvet
23-12-2006, 09:42 PM
Touching.

beth
24-12-2006, 01:33 PM
"man with a bread" LMAO.
damn. that's good.

hiyahon
27-03-2012, 04:20 PM
amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edited by ,Alpha, (Trialist Forum Moderator): Please don't pointlessly bump old threads.

FlyingJesus
27-03-2012, 04:24 PM
omg Joe's breaded man with the cupboard cutout

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