If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive?

[Nixt]

"If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive?"

A quote I read somewhere, so what's your answer? :)

[RedStratocas]

"[in gangster voice] AWWWWWW *removed*, here comes Sam BOOOOIIIIIIII"

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[ssricky]

if anything he would say to me lol you got the wrong place

[hit-by-a-car]

EMMMM, hi your not going to hell.

[JamesRouale]

"Luke, I am your farther!"

[beer]

Hi, heres your Saleen S7. Enjoy your time in heaven :D. NEXT!

[hit-by-a-car]

"Luke, I am your farther!"
Yeh lol, ive changed my mind i want that one.

[Papershop]

welcome to heaven

[Dudey!]

This isn't where i parked my car..

[Jackbee]

welcome, feel free to help yourself at the finger buffet

[Caution]

"Hiya Liam, got MSN?"
Dunno tbh.

[Neversoft]

lol tbh welcome pls m8. :eusa_wall :rolleyes_

[Caution]

"Welcome to heaven! Oh wait... your going to hell, bye."

[luke-p]

I'd want to here "Hi, your dead lawl"

[Naythi.]

Hi , Please feel free to make your self at home

SHOUTS " NEXT "

[Brody]

wassup?welcome to good burger home of the good burger may i take ur order

[FlyingJesus]

lol ded

[brapbrap]

PROFIT PLEASE

[benjamin]

um, i don't know. not somthing i think about.

[TotalShambles]

owned tbh

[Kymux]

u were good so u get a coupon to the sXXX clubz in ere.

[Charlie]

Please keep all arms & leg inside the clouds at all times? :rolleyes:

[The-Great-Dude]

"On your knees people"

[Eamonn]

''The true messiah has arrived!'' or ''Err you can go back thanks''

[sarey]

Me: God..
God: Yes child?
Me: What is the meaning of life?
God: Well.. the meaning of life is..
*blank screen*

[StainCast]

"Here.. Take all my powers.. I'm off to Primark."

[TotalShambles]

Actually on second thoughts i'm sure the dude would say welcome.

[Smiddy]

"You were the last good person I had, now I can destory the world happily!"

-Shrugs-

[Chip.Monk]

"You never saw that bookmobile coming did you."

[Barkseh2131]

I'd like him to say:

Welcome to heven Paul! :rolleyes:

[kasi]

"[in gangster voice] AWWWWWW *removed*, here comes Sam BOOOOIIIIIIII"

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i lmao'd.
i'd want god to say that when i died too x]
but i'd be going to hell, not heaven.

[FlyingJesus]

"You were the last good person I had, now I can destory the world happily!"

-Shrugs-

lol God had you. Is he big?

[English]

Well considering I'm GOD, I'm not going to talk to myself really.

[fantazia]

dan m8 u av been a very naughty boi ;) <-- he actually does that to me *** here so i can bend u ova me knee ;) <-- does it again

[DiscoPat]

Ahh.. if it isnt, the good old DiscoPat..