If heaven exists, what would you like to say to God when you arrive?

[sarey]

Opposite of Nixts thread. :)

[Caution]

"hiya, r i ded?"
"got credz?/??/"

[Eamonn]

I would like to say that Sarey said that coming on the PC on Christmas day was sad when she was on, on Christmas day :rolleyes: so she shall be hailed with err frogs :)

also that I deserve to be on the right hand side of Jesus :).

[StainCast]

"Why'd you have to kill me now?! I was FINALLY just about to get laid.."

[Caution]

"Why'd you have to kill me now?! I was FINALLY just about to get laid.."
Lol @ that.

[Charlie]

Can i go back, i forgot my luggage?

[RedStratocas]

"Oh... can I go back really quick? There's a few people I need to kill while I have the chance."

[Kymux]

jezus forgot his cross!!

[FlyingJesus]

iya bbz wers mi room?

[Jamexy]

"You need to shave..."

[beer]

What about my bro? Oh wait, he'll be in hell.

[Roboevil]

I'd ask why am I here.

[Browney]

I'd say

"Is this it? F*** this, I'm off to Hell."

"F*** heaven, I wanna go to hell, 'cause I want whips 'n' chains."
- Notorious B.I.G.

[Roboevil]

I'd say

"Is this it? F*** this, I'm off to Hell."

"F*** heaven, I wanna go to hell, 'cause I want whips 'n' chains."
- Notorious B.I.G.
o he wud probs lightning bolt u away after that.

[Lubricant]

I'd say:

"Can I have a medium burger and a large coke?"

[brandon]

"Nice place you got here.."

[Roboevil]

"Nice place you got here.."

I bet it's a dump, all the fat American angels can't be bothered to work and they sit and get fat 24/7.

[fantazia]

how i'd just love to bend u ova big boi

[Kymux]

how i'd just love to bend u ova big boi

LMAOOOO!

erm...

shall we go to ur room?

[Jazza]

"Where is the lesbian section?"

[You]

I would say "thank you for accepting me :hot:"

[Robzor]

im sure me and you can sort something out , to get me back down there

[Grimmauld]

wot's poppin' doc.

[risque]

why has my life been cruddy
and why on earth do incredibly fat people exist

[RedFlagWaving]

i wouldnt go to heaven ;O

[RyaREXIC]

"OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG"
*DEEP BREATHZ*
"OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG"

X10.

[-Wolverine]

"Phew."

[Ekalb]

OMG KAN I B A GHOST PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Or I'd say.

So this is it.. How harsh are you on breaking the commandments?

[Josh-H]

I'd say:

Omgz, you exist :O

[Browney]

You're fatter than I imagined...

or.

Yes! I'm in heaven! Now where's the P**n?

[omgDAN!]

"oh gosh it's real"

[liquid]

"WKD!!!!!!"

[sarey]

lol. 1. who said i wasnt sad?
2. i wos on here at about 6am on xmas day waiting for my sister to get up, notice i wasnt on until the next day or so. ;)
*to the person who said i was on here on xmas day* :)


Id say 'whats the meaning of life'. :)

[»Ðàmíen]

How much do you wieght?

[PaintYourTarget]

"Allah promised me Virgins..."

[DJ-Precocious]

That im sorry for all the naughty things that i did in life and would getting a spanking from god gaurentee me a place in heaven considering all the naughty things i dun?? (reminds me of the letter i wrote to SANTA) lol

[bawling]

i guess i'd faint.

[Eamonn]

i wos on here at about 6am on xmas day waiting for my sister to get up

Yes because that justifys it & this kind of suggests you are saying you aren't sad.


pmsl! no.
thats just.. sad.
coming on on the day ur ment to b wif ur family n all that.
no offense ;]
naw i wont be at all

[Dan2nd]

I'd give him a hug =D

[Dj-Stu]

Where is the plug socketand why am i here

[Dj-Stu]

Where is the plug socket and why am i here

[sarey]

Yes because that justifys it & this kind of suggests you are saying you aren't sad.

again, who said i wasnt sad? LOL?

[Kanker.]

Give us a beer m8.

[stratosphere]

Did you create Cheesey Puffs?

[brandon]

again, who said i wasnt sad? LOL?
He's not saying you're sad he's saying your a hypocrit.

but seriously, I wouldn't say much to god.

[sarey]

who said i wasnt a hypocrit? :)

im fine wit whatevr you ppl say i am. :)

[Biseinen]

"Jelly?! Now whats up with that?!"

[:Hazel]

Who are you & why am I here and can I go back invisible please? :p

[shiver]

"I saw you on Family Guy"

[MsTanya]

i'd say ow babes!

[GommeInc]

Can I stroke your beard? Or hide in it? The angels are following me and want my head for calling all of them women :(

[Chaz]

Get the kettle on.

[DJ-Ali]

Your Green oooer.

[YoManGo!]

I'm straight...

[Nightrose]

"hows it hanging?"

[Azza]

i didnt believe u were real so why am i here? =]

[GJay]

'When was the last time you shaved?'

'And why did you make the snake crawl on his belly when he was already crawling?'

[Jazza]

'Hahahaha I know your secrets, I learned them from a decongestant commercial Soothing Action-Action-Action-Action'

[Caution]

"can u buy buy me credz plz?"

or "wow, you are a lot fatter than i imagined"