Favourite ever football chants [Archive]

piddle2k6

30-12-2006, 11:40 AM

Dont avoid the filter just change the word to something else and underline:D

In the tune of when the saints go marching in .... With repetition on most lines

1. Oh bournemouth town,
Is wonderful,
Oh bournemouth town is wonderful,
Its got the PITS , DANNY and cherries
Oh bournemouth town is wonderful

And doncaster
Is full of SHED
Oh doncaster is full of SHED
Its Got SHED, SHED AND MORE SHED
Oh doncaster is full of shed

2. Come on Down,
To the south,
Get completely Plastered,
Go back home,
Beat your KNIFE,
You dirty northern BUTTERS

F32

30-12-2006, 03:41 PM

doncaster isn't full of sheds.

that's quite racist actually.

Swastika

30-12-2006, 03:44 PM

Middlesbrough to Liverpool last season AWAY.

"Feed the scousers - let them know its christmas time!"
Haha, that was a classic chant.
Btw - it goes to that band aid song thingy-ma-bob. :)

piddle2k6

30-12-2006, 04:09 PM

Another favourite of mine is

The wheels on your house go round and round etc

Or Wheres ya caravan? WHERES YA CARAVAN!

Come on guys post yours below

YellowParasol

31-12-2006, 04:48 AM

Middlesbrough to Liverpool last season AWAY.

"Feed the scousers - let them know its christmas time!"
Haha, that was a classic chant.

We (the Peterborough Utd fans) chanted that when we was at home to Everton this season in Carling cup round 2 and also chanted that when we was away to Tranmere Rovers in FA cup round 2 :)

edible

31-12-2006, 01:22 PM

Erm we sung one about gerrards baby againest sum1..and that was funny..
it was about Alex Curran sleeping around and how lexi isnt his.

I'll post some more soon.

piddle2k6

31-12-2006, 01:35 PM

We have another one..

Oh victoria is a FLAPPEER
Shes got a hairy FWAT
And when shes BAGGING BECKHAM
She thinks of connel platt

(Platt is one of our players)

Nightcrawler

31-12-2006, 02:48 PM

PenguinFluid

31-12-2006, 03:31 PM

obv glory glory man utd <3

Jordie

31-12-2006, 03:39 PM

" Does Your Mother Know Your Here" Is One Of My Favourites:D

piddle2k6

31-12-2006, 05:13 PM

When i went to World Cup

5-1 Even Heskey Scored
5-1 Even Heskey Scored

And

Singing i i yeppi yeppi i singing ii yippi singing i i yipp the Germans Bombed are Chippy

and this season Against Bourmouth in FA Cup

Weve Got Craig Disley
Hes Better than Hunt (are old Centre Back who Got kicked out )
Hes a Ginger C***
Walking in a Disley Wonderland

and Also

Lets Pretend weve scored a goal
Lets prentend lets prentend weve scored a goal

When we were losing 4-1 to Peterbough

yes i heard you lot singing that GRRRR!!!! Good game though but definate penalty for us in last minute! IT WAS BLATENT!!! Anyway i also like when i went to millwall away....YOUR NOT Famous anymore.... OR Wheres your famous GSE LOL

gazgul1

31-12-2006, 05:17 PM

Middlesbrough to Liverpool last season AWAY.

"Feed the scousers - let them know its christmas time!"
Haha, that was a classic chant.
Btw - it goes to that band aid song thingy-ma-bob. :)
Another great song created by us :)

Lincoln Imp!

31-12-2006, 06:09 PM

Us Lincoln fans to Boston Manager Steve Evans (who escaped being imprisoned for tax fraud)

"Your supposed to, Your supposed to, YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE IN JAIL! Your supposed to be in jail!"
and
"Wheres yer money gone, WHERE YER MONEY GONE"
ALSO aimed at Steve Evans
"Cheer up Stevie Evans, oh what can it mean, to a, fat scottish basket and a, ship football teaaaam!"

And Ryan Amoo, who scored 2 cracking goals v Peterborough, we sang
"AMOO, AMOO, AMOOS ON FIRE" which was defo a classic :D

And also to Peterborough fans we sang
"Who the flip are peterborough, who the flip are peterborough, who the flip are peterborough but the imps go marching UP UP UP!"

"Steve Gerrard Gerrard, he scores from 40 yards, hes big n hes flippin hard, Steve Gerrard Gerrard...!" :D

and finally when this season we beat Rochdale 7-1 at home and Barnet 5-0 away we sang
"Can we play you can we play you can we play you every week? caaaan we play you every week?!" :p

Nightcrawler

31-12-2006, 06:43 PM

Another Song Sung by us When we played Bristol City

We had joy , We had fun we had city on the run
but the joy did not last cuz the B*****ds ran so fast

Sung At Swindon this season

Shall we get a job for you
shall we get a shall we get a
Shall we get a job for you

Your poor and you know your are ,your poor
and your know are, your are

The Swindon Fans relatiated by throwing chairs

then we started singing

Council house, council house COUNCIL HOUSE

summer

31-12-2006, 07:00 PM

" Does Your Mother Know Your Here" Is One Of My Favourites:D
i aint heard that one. the tony thope one about his mum is the best :p

Fonejacker

31-12-2006, 07:52 PM

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingle all The Way
Oh What fun It Is to see City Win Away
-
Let's all sing together, play up Sky Blues
While we sing together, we will never lose
Tottenham or Chelsea, United or anyone
They shan't defeat us,
We'll fight 'till the game is won
City! (clap clap clap) City! (clap clap clap)
-

Walfrid

31-12-2006, 08:12 PM

Theres only 1 Nakamura, Only 1 Nakamura
He bet Man U cause he knows Kung Fu
Walking in a Naka wonderland

-DJ-Emz-

31-12-2006, 09:55 PM

:Mobile.

31-12-2006, 10:00 PM

Hmm, Most of the ones I like/use are rude so I wont use them!

Short and snappy

Green army go plymouth argyle!

Jackbee

31-12-2006, 10:40 PM

chairboys barmy army!

DannyyTBH.

31-12-2006, 10:51 PM

Mine Is

The referee is a w*****r :P Btw i put the stars der :)

Malachy

01-01-2007, 12:12 PM

We had joy, we had fun,
We had West brom on the run,
But the joy didn't last,
'Cause the b******* ran too fast!

:P I put stars there
OFF TOPIC: Going to see Wolves VS Barnsley later woot :eusa_danc

Fonejacker

01-01-2007, 01:28 PM

are you a man city fan? I know the top one but not the second.

no Coventry City :)

-Eliminate

01-01-2007, 01:34 PM

ARSENAL FC
BY FAR THE GREATEST TEAM
THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN

Fonejacker

01-01-2007, 02:51 PM

ARSENAL FC
BY FAR THE GREATEST TEAM
THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN

Except for everyone eles in the premiership :)

Scouse

01-01-2007, 03:58 PM

we won it 5 times
we won it 5 times!!!
IN ISTANBUL!
WE WON IT 5 TIMES!

Mrs.McCall

01-01-2007, 04:08 PM

Everton V Liverpool

Who's watching Michael Shields? Who is watching Michael Sheilds?
LMAO!

HELLO HELLO HOW DO YOU DO
WE ARE THE BOYS IN ROYAL BLUE
WHERE ERE WE GO WE FEAR NO FOE
WE'LL KEEP THE RED FLAG FLYING LOW
FLYING HIGH UP IN THE SKY
WE'LL KEEP THE BLUE FLAG FLYING HIGH
WERE OUT OF WORK AND ON THE DOLE
YOU CAN STICK THE RED FLAG UP YOUR HOLE

few old classics...

Oh we hate Bill Shankly,
and we hate St John,
But most of all we hate Big Ron,
And we'll hang the Kopites one by one,
On the banks of the royal blue Mersey...

Oh to hell with Liverpool,
And Rangers too
We'll throw them all in the Mersey
And we'll fight fight fight,
With all our might,
For the boys in the royal blue jerseys...

( Sung to the tune "Wonderwall" by Oasis)

And all the butts the dogs of war kick are winding,
And all the headers that big Dunc scores are blinding,
There are many things that we,
Would like our team to win,
But we've forgotten how...

I said maybe,
You're gonna be the one that saves me,
And after all,
You're my Joe Royle

Backbeat the word is on the street,
That the fire in the bellies is out,
I'm sure you've seen it all before,
But you never really had a doubt,
I don't believe that anybody feels the way we do...
About our team...

Because maybe,
You're gonna be the one that saves me,
And after all,
You're my Joe Royle

I've never felt more like singin' the Blues,
When Everton win and Liverpool lose!
Oh Everton, you got me singin' the Blues!

You are my Everton, my only Everton,
You make happy when skies are grey,
You never notice, how much I love you,
So please don't take my Everton away.
Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah, ooh.....
Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah, ooh.....

Rizla,

01-01-2007, 05:17 PM

It's a grand old team to play for,
It's a grand old team to support,
and if, you know, your history,
its enough to make your heart go,
wooooaaaahhhh,
We don't care what the red shites say,
what the fuck do we care?
cos we only know,
that theres gonna be a show,
and the everton boys are there!

Also, sung to Brighton fans

We can see you, We can see you, we can see you holding hands!

Acidulantes

01-01-2007, 07:38 PM

Wheres your famous GSE LOL

Thats a fictional name... the real west ham firm was called the icf...

"Steve Gerrard Gerrard,
he scores from 40 yards,
hes big n hes flippin hard,
Steve Gerrard Gerrard...!"

Another part in that can be 'Hes better than Frank lampard'

we won it 5 times
we won it 5 times!!!
IN ISTANBUL!
WE WON IT 5 TIMES!

That gets sung more than ynwa lol

Nightcrawler

01-01-2007, 08:48 PM

Does You Boyfriend
Does Your Boyfriend
Does Your Boyfriend Know your Here

Song to Brigton Fans

How Wide Nationwide , How Wide Nationwide

Song to Torquay Players to Day

gosling

01-01-2007, 11:22 PM

When Barnsley made a trip to Loftus Road last week and that smug midget, Leon Knight was starting for 'em:

"He's small, he's sh*t, he wears a baby's kit, Leon Knight! Leon Knight!"

When it comes to creativity, the QPR faithful aren't the best so we resort to, to the tune of 'yellow submarnie - the beatles':

"Queens Park Rangers, OLE OLE OLE, OLE OLE OLE, OLE OLE OLE" etc...works quite well though.

However, smuggest moment this season came at St. Mary's. We were outsinging 'em all game and they were 1-0 up and continued singing "Saints go marching in..." we chanted "one song! you've only got one song!" to which they replied "one goal! we've only got one goal" Rangers make a fooooking excellent comeback with Blackstock and Ray Jay getting the goals...we were sitting right by the black netting separating us from the Saints fans and started chanting "One goal! You've only got one goal!" "One Harry Redknapp, there's only one Harry Redknapp"

Also on our trip to the dump that is Kenilworth Road (Luton's excuse of a ground) "My garden shed is bigger than this! It's got a door and a window, my garden shed is bigger than this!"

Ah, the good times...

piddle2k6

02-01-2007, 12:07 PM

gosling

02-01-2007, 12:11 PM

Lmao yesterday the brighton fans were singing SEAGULLS SEAGULLS SEAGULLS In the TUNE RIO RIO RIO, whenever they got a set piece. We started chanting SEAWEED SEAWEED SEAWEED it was class:P BTW i know we cant talk but hey ;) Also there keeper made the worse mistake that i have ever seen except for paul robinsons kick:P and the whole ground chanted dodgy keeper as he left the pitch. He was basically in tears:DLmao, Bournemouth fans chanting about seaweed...ohhh the irony! Yeah, I remember they always chanted that down at Loftus Road, annoying to an extent...bit like Palace's chants of 'EAGLES, EAGLES, EAGLES'. I'll have to look out for that GK error :D

brapbrap

02-01-2007, 02:23 PM

Erm we sung one about gerrards baby againest sum1..and that was funny..
it was about Alex Curran sleeping around and how lexi isnt his.

I'll post some more soon.

Ovi. you sung it to the Liverpool fans that is unless your fans are complete morons.

brapbrap

02-01-2007, 02:29 PM

Everton V Liverpool

Who's watching Michael Shields? Who is watching Michael Sheilds?
LMAO!

F*** off you idiot.... think of him as a scouser not a liverpool fan.

Edit:

The brighton fans called orient "Dirty northen B*****ds"

Okay then.......

so we replied to them

"STAND UP IF YOU CANT SIT DOWN"

And

"YOU ONLY SING WHEN YOU'RE RIMMING"

Class day.

piddle2k6

02-01-2007, 02:43 PM

Lmao we also sang against many people ages ago when the football league was sponsored by nationwide

Oh when the saints,
Go nationwide
Oh when the saints go nationwide
I wont be very suprised
Oh when the saints go nationwide

I also like

Were from bournemouth
Sunny sunny bournemouth
If ya cant hear us
We'll sing a little louder

And also

To the tune of Land of hope and glory

We hate brighton hove albion
We hate reading too
They're SHED
We hate pompey and the scummers

But bournemouth we love you all together now

Jamie!

04-01-2007, 10:31 PM

Not that good but...

"You can go and stuff your tower up yer arse..You can go and stuff your tower up yer arse..You can go and stuff yer tower..Go and stuff yer tower..You can go and stuff yer tower up yer arse" (Blackpool away)

"You're not famous..you're not famous..you're not famous anymore" (Forest away & Millwall home)

"He's lies from the left..and he's lies from the riiiiiight..that **** Paul Simpson..is one big nosed shitee"

"Build a bonfire..Build a bonfire..Put the Burnley on the top..Put the Preston in the middle and burn the fcking lot"

"Gay pride..It's just like watching gay pride...It's just like watching gay pride" (Brighton home)

"You're french..and you know you are..you're french..and you know you are" (Gillingham away)

"The wheels on your house go round, round, round..round, round, round" (Gillingham away)

"Sheep..sheep..sheep shaggers" (Swansea away)

We have like a 12versed song aswell for Chris Billy but can't be arsed to write it all down lol

Jamie!

05-01-2007, 03:57 PM

" Thiery Henry, Thiery Henry, your not as good as Chris Billy...

Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na!

Zidane, Zidane, you best retire, cause Chris Billy is the new messiah...

Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na!

I told my mate, the other day, I think i've found, the new pele, me mate said who, who is he, I said his name was Chris Billy...

Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na!

Georgie Best is laid 2 rest, Chris Billy heres your biggest test, live a life of peeve and girls, now u can **** the new miss world...

Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na!

Stevie Gerrard can stay at Anfield, cause Chris Billy is the king of midfield...

Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na!

Frank Lampard, stay at Chelsea, cause we have got the Chris Billy...

Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na!

Oh Alan Shearer, you think you're god, well thank the lord, we've got Tripod...

Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na!

Chris Billy, is full of joy, cause he is better than Nistlerooy...

Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na!

Jermaine Defoe, is full of class, but Chris Billy you will never surpass...

Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na!

Oh Kieron Dyer, is a flier, but Billy's our man, and he's on fire...

Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na!

He is class, the world will see, when Chris Billy goes to Germany...

Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na!

The Paddock whingers, have got it wrong, cause Chris Billy is the star of our song...

Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na! "

Some of the verses are old now cause it was sung loads last season so yeah...

piddle2k6

06-01-2007, 09:57 AM

Sounds okay. one problem ... dont u get the versus mixed up? LOL i forget some of even the most simple chants lol

Scriptermone

06-01-2007, 10:34 AM

Yeah, i'm from brighton, and saying that our whole city is gay is slightly stereotypical... so I find that slightly offensive, our team isn't the best, but theres no need to always pick about brighton being gay, as some people have posted before...

piddle2k6

06-01-2007, 10:43 AM

Yer but when they chant offensive styuff at you. what can u do?

Scriptermone

06-01-2007, 10:46 AM

Yeah shout out stuff back, but not in a stereotypical way...
everyone knows when people shout insults at a football game they don't actually mean it, I bet you around 80-90% of the time, when they insult you about where you come from, they haven't even been there.
It happens in all football clubs when they insult other teams from away/home.

I mean, shouting abuse that isn't offensive to a certain group of people, because I doubt any gays actually go to see football games.

So if you're going to insult/abuse other fans, just shout it in a non-stereotypical way.

[rant over rofl]

piddle2k6

06-01-2007, 11:00 AM

"I mean, shouting abuse that isn't offensive to a certain group of people, because I doubt any gays actually go to see football games."

Lmao u were steriotypical then. Talk out your bum lol " idoubt any gays go to see football matches"

Scriptermone

06-01-2007, 11:03 AM

I'm being serious, some of my mums friends are gay, and they just don't like football, and some of their friends are gay, and they don't like football, and it goes on and on...

Who cares if gays don't go to football matches? Idc.
I wasn't insulting gays though was I?
I was just stating that insulting a town because it just happens to have alot of gay people in it, is stupid.

piddle2k6

06-01-2007, 11:07 AM

Omg u r being soooooo steriotypical. Of course some gays liek football. !!!!

Thats like a well harsh thing to say.Anyway they always sing stuff about us in a steriotypical way so there|!

Scriptermone

06-01-2007, 11:09 AM

How do they shout stuff about you in a stereotypical way...
name one example...

and btw, I didn't say no gays like football, I just said not many of them go to matches and watch it...

piddle2k6

06-01-2007, 11:12 AM

UIts as popular with gays in comparison to how many there are: also they shouted about us and about how we "mated with dogs"

Scriptermone

06-01-2007, 11:13 AM

Mating with dogs?
pfft... the people down here who said that, were probably chavs who dont know anything about Bournemouth atall, where did the insult 'Mating dogs' come from anyway :S

piddle2k6

06-01-2007, 11:15 AM

No idea :) LOL but still we obviously take offense to it and anyway i like the banter with away fans it makes the game more enjoyable

Scriptermone

06-01-2007, 11:16 AM

Well if you don't know why they say stuff about you 'Mating dogs' it can't be much of an offense, whereas insulting brighton about being all gay is just harsh.

EDIT: Yeah it can be quite fun when abusing eachother :D

piddle2k6

06-01-2007, 11:25 AM

I guess.. But come on when someone insults u even if u dotn care u have to do ti back :) its pride :)

Djcafc.

06-01-2007, 11:33 AM

my fav is the refferes a W******

piddle2k6

06-01-2007, 11:37 AM

Yes that is a good one or

Marcus browning is better than you
Better than you, better than you,
Marcus browning is better than you,
Your a SHED ref!

Marcus browning plays for us and has just finished a refereeing course btw

Shoovers

06-01-2007, 03:38 PM

We hate nottingham forest,
We hate everton too, theyre crap,
We hate man utd,
But liverpool we love you

Steve gerrard, gerrard
Can pass the ball 40 yards OR He's better than frank lampard
He's big and he's bloody hard
Steve gerrard, gerrard

Erm..

Steve bruce, has got a big fat head
Steve bruce, has got a big fat head

Oh, luis garcia
he drinks sangria
he came from barca
to bring us joy
he's 5 foot 7
he's football heaven
so please dont take our luis away

He's big
he's red
his feet stick out the bed
peter crouch

gosling

06-01-2007, 08:40 PM

Ah, lighten up, Scriptermone! That's what football's all about and it's the reason we all love it. Banter between the fans is brilliant and although it's not always nice to bring stereotypes into chants, it can provide humour and cause a retaliation by the opposing fans. I'm sure not everyone from Gillingham's a gypsy/pikey. I'm sure not everyone from Brighton's gay.

On one occasion, due to an event in that period of time, a chant has made papers and news channels up and down the country. Hull vs QPR, first day of last season. Idiotic chants of 'town full of bombers', you may all remember. THAT's unacceptable and their fans went well over the line with that one.

But if it's kept to a stereotype about a set of fans or the traditions of the town/city they're from, it's all fun and games and should be taken with a pinch of salt! ;)

Grainger@CUFC

06-01-2007, 09:40 PM

Danny Livesey
Hes better than John Terry
Hes our defensive king
Danny Livesey

S**t ground, no balls. S**t ground, no balls. (York City away)

You must have came on a skateboard, came on a skateboard! (many Conference teams at our home matches then)

All time best:

Que Sara Sara
Wherever we'll be we'll be
We're going to Wembley
Que Sara Sara

P.s. I put *'s in btw :P

piddle2k6

23-01-2007, 06:16 PM

DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH Vokes

In the tune that QPR fans sing HOOPS instead of Vokes...

I also like

Ole ole ole ole darren anderton

I also like versus Boston TAX TAX TAX DODGERS

and also when we played huddersfield they scored and there fans started taking there tops off so we started singing Salad Dodgers which was a LOL moment

2hd.

23-01-2007, 06:27 PM

'Theres only one peter andre'

Sang during i'm a celebrity to Jordans ex at Charlton. xD

Scriptermone

23-01-2007, 07:05 PM

Suuuuuper, super frank, suuuuuuuuper, super frank, suuuuuuuuper, super frank, super frankie lampard.

@xP

23-01-2007, 07:19 PM

we are the one and only wanderers And burden aces :p

brapbrap

23-01-2007, 07:38 PM

Omg u r being soooooo steriotypical. Of course some gays liek football. !!!!

Thats like a well harsh thing to say.Anyway they always sing stuff about us in a steriotypical way so there|!

Well, Ashley cole and Darren Ambrose CERTAINLY like football.

piddle2k6

24-01-2007, 08:42 PM

LOL yes... It was really funny at another game this season but i cant remeber who....... Well anyway it was raining and there were loads of away support so they had the end with no roof...welll halfway through the game the heaveans opened and we all sang... We are staying dry, we are staying dry!
Well they were only wearing t-shirts.. Then in last minute we scored lol... 1-0!!

Lincoln Imp!

27-01-2007, 08:14 PM

Oh and against Peterborough today when we won 1-0, which was their 8th defeat on the trot, we sang

will you ever, will you ever, WILL YOU EVER WIN AGAIN? will you ever win again!? :eusa_danc :eusa_thin

piddle2k6

29-01-2007, 08:05 PM

LOL when we drew 1-1 in a freindly against everton we snag to beattie (because he came form saints)

If you all hate beattie clap your hands
If you all hate beattie clap your hands
If you all hate beattie
All hate beattie
All hate beattie clap Ya hands!

Then.....
If you still Hate beattie clap your hands

Etc etc

Then...

And if you still *uc*ing hate him clap your hands

ETC ETC

A bit later we sang

Your only hear coz u robbed ya mum!

@xP

29-01-2007, 08:35 PM

Wanderers, Wanderers, Wanderers

We're the one and only Wanderers

Big Sam's super white Army

piddle2k6

01-02-2007, 08:44 PM

Another great one is....
Dont blame it on gerrard,
Dont blame it on hypia,
Dont blame it on carragher
Blame it on traore

Then a little

Traore, Traore he just cant control his feet!

P.s sorry if i spelt his name wrong ;)

OMGitsaROSS

01-02-2007, 08:47 PM

The geordies went to rome to see the pope
The geordies went to rome to see the pope
The geordies went to rome to see the pope
And this is what he said:

Who's that team they call the boro
Who's that team they all adore
When they play in the red and white
The are flipping dynamite
-Don't know this line-
Boro
clap x 3
Boro
clap x 3

this is a translation of a rude word ;) figure it out yourself ;p