I BURNT "IT"

[Luckyrare]

PICTURE THIS.

Bath running, naked, needing a towel. OK so I go and lean over to get this towel; I didn't know the radiator would be very very hot. Anyway I burned my "wee-wee"lmaooo. So I got in the shower and put COLD on full. It helped short term. Anyway now Ive got skin pealage <333 2 days later and it still hurts

SO ANY IDEAS ON HOW TO HELP ME LOL <3

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[jordybum]

go the hospital. you gotta have an operation on it and pretend ur jewish. srly, go the hospital

[Luckyrare]

go the hospital. you gotta have an operation on it and pretend ur jewish. srly, go the hospital

lmao, it isn't that bad ;P

[CrabRacket]

Go to the doctor.

[Nixt]

I agree with the others, go see someone - you don't want any err permanent damage ;).

[clarissa !!]

I agree with the others, go see someone - you don't want any err permanent damage ;).
loool


go doctors.

[brandon]

That's gonna hurt in the morning son.

[Swastika]

PICTURE THIS.

Bath running, naked, needing a towel. OK so I go and lean over to get this towel; I didn't know the radiator would be very very hot. Anyway I burned my "wee-wee"lmaooo. So I got in the shower and put COLD on full. It helped short term. Anyway now Ive got skin pealage <333 2 days later and it still hurts

SO ANY IDEAS ON HOW TO HELP ME LOL <3
Doesnt make sence :D
Anyway, tell your mam or a doctor.
And i wouldnt reccomending "choking the chicken" in the next week.

[English]

Dude don't ask a bunch of teenagers, go to a doctor he'll tell you what to do and you might need some peni Cream [like Jim off American Pie 2 hah].

[You]

Dude don't ask a bunch of teenagers, go to a doctor he'll tell you what to do and you might need some peni Cream [like Jim off American Pie 2 hah].
pmsl craig :p

[cocaine]

do we really need to know this?

"oh yes, I was leaning over the bath and i burnt my todger!!"

[Caution]

Ouch, that sounds sore..
Go see a doctor.:)

[vibrant]

LIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



it has to be cut off im affraid.

[liquid]

i dont believe you tbh.

[vibrant]

r.i.p ur winkle.

[English]

i dont believe you tbh.
I can't see why any normal teenage male would make up having something wrong on their peni.

[liquid]

I can't see why any normal teenage male would make up having something wrong on their peni.

im only being honest.
it's a rather unlikely incident, and if it really did happen i dont think someone would post it on a forum.
especially when there's no advice anyone could possibly give, other than to go see a doctor.
just looks like attention seeking.

[Caution]

im only being honest.
it's a rather unlikely incident, and if it really did happen i dont think someone would post it on a forum.
especially when there's no advice anyone could possibly give, other than to go see a doctor.
just looks like attention seeking.
I don't get how someone would make that up though..:s

[Luckyrare]

Doesnt make sence

It does to me, I got in a the shower. O.o Then I got in the bath once "it" had cooled down. It ant to bad anymore really, it hurt when I first did it (like the pain you have to scream about). Plus it is true because why the hell would I make it up "/ Ill use this Johnson's baby skin I found in the cabinet. <3

I would post a picture but it would be a bit indecent and I would get fired, plus thats just sick

[Nixt]

I would post a picture but it would be a bit indecent and I would get fired, plus thats just sick

Lol that would be a very bad idea.

[CrabRacket]

True, we don't want to see it. However for all those paedophiles out there, they may want to see it right now! Frankly, i am not one of those people.

[Swastika]

t does to me, I got in a the shower. O.o Then I got in the bath once "it" had cooled down.
You didnt say that though.

@FlyLeaf:
Just shut up fgs. More like you attention seeking - "OMGZ DUNT BELIEVE U LOL".
Now its time to -Rep me. :)

[Caution]

I would post a picture but it would be a bit indecent and I would get fired, plus thats just sick
Oh god please don't.

[vibrant]

You didnt say that though.

@FlyLeaf:
Just shut up fgs. More like you attention seeking - "OMGZ DUNT BELIEVE U LOL".
Now its time to -Rep me. :)

she's not attention seeking you fgt.


srsly why would you tell like 100+ strangers that you burnt your **** on a radiator? :///

that's like me saying

hi i fingered myself too much and my hymen burst and i bled allover my mums new carpet..


sthu?

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[Caution]

she's not attention seeking you fgt.


srsly why would you tell like 100+ strangers that you burnt your **** on a radiator? :///

that's like me saying

hi i fingered myself too much and my hymen burst and i bled allover my mums new carpet..


sthu?
The end of his first msg said " SO ANY IDEAS ON HOW TO HELP ME LOL <3", so it's not ''give me attention plz.''

[vibrant]

i never said it was "give me attention" did I?

[cocaine]

she's not attention seeking you fgt.


srsly why would you tell like 100+ strangers that you burnt your **** on a radiator? :///

that's like me saying

hi i fingered myself too much and my hymen burst and i bled allover my mums new carpet..


sthu?

woo you go girl!!

[vibrant]

ye fnx *flix ma hair bk lyk joe*

[Caution]

i never said it was "give me attention" did I?
thats what it sounded like.
soz if it wasn't...

[liquid]

You didnt say that though.

@FlyLeaf:
Just shut up fgs. More like you attention seeking - "OMGZ DUNT BELIEVE U LOL".
Now its time to -Rep me. :)

yeah saying i don't believe him is attention seeking.. and yeah i totally said it like that. is your IQ like 4?
and no i never intended to actually. if you want me to then that's kl.

& exactly @ becca.
would you tell people if you hurt your willy? :/

you're obviously some friend of his who is trying to stick up for him, and just looking like a moron.

[Luckyrare]

LOL fine dont believe me I dont care. BUT PICTURES.

THE RADIATOR I BURNT IT ON
http://www.uploadz.co.uk/753767DSC03056.JPG


ME PENI
http://www.uploadz.co.uk/100488DSC03057.JPG

[vibrant]

yup. evn my friends irl say thats wierd.

[Luckyrare]

yup. evn my friends irl say thats wierd.

OK have fun with them.

[Swastika]

she's not attention seeking you fgt.


srsly why would you tell like 100+ strangers that you burnt your **** on a radiator? :///

that's like me saying

hi i fingered myself too much and my hymen burst and i bled allover my mums new carpet..


sthu?
Since when did this involve you? You big nosed ** face, your the fgt love.


yeah saying i don't believe him is attention seeking.. and yeah i totally said it like that. is your IQ like 4?
and no i never intended to actually. if you want me to then that's kl.

& exactly @ becca.
would you tell people if you hurt your willy? :/

you're obviously some friend of his who is trying to stick up for him, and just looking like a moron.
My IQ is not 4 thanks, god damit, what a comeback that was huh?
Im not a friend of his at all, i dont even know him lmao.
You two freaks, go crawl back into your hole please?

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[liquid]

Since when did this involve you? You big nosed ** face, your the fgt love.


My IQ is not 4 thanks, god damit, what a comeback that was huh?
Im not a friend of his at all, i dont even know him lmao.
You two freaks, go crawl back into your hole please?

yeah, amazing.

lol you didn't answer the question or say anything to do with the whole argument, because you're wrong :)

Oh calling us freaks, how offensive. yeah that makes up for you being a moron and arguing a moronic argument.
i think you're more likely to be the freak if you agree that posting about your ***** is normal?

and wth at saying it doesnt involve her, it doesn't involve you either?
you just decided to join in.

[omgDAN!]

soz but danny wouldn't make something like this up.

nd everyone stop picking on helen ur meanies.

[liquid]

soz but danny wouldn't make something like this up.

nd everyone stop picking on helen ur meanies.

lol see im kl with people believing him, don't get why everyones like -attack- just cos i don't.

[Luckyrare]

FONE DA POLICE. CLOSE DA FRED AHHH

Lol I didnt make it up "/

[vibrant]

Since when did this involve you? You big nosed ** face, your the fgt love.


My IQ is not 4 thanks, god damit, what a comeback that was huh?
Im not a friend of his at all, i dont even know him lmao.
You two freaks, go crawl back into your hole please?

you havent seen my nose you ******* ****faced ****.

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[kolopo]

just go to the doctors or something if it's that bad. but i don't see why you need to post it on a forum...there's not much we can tell you. he probably did post this for attention, but that doesn't mean it didn't happen, i can imagine it did.

[StainCast]

Ouch. Awkward situation.

It depends how serious it is. If you've damaged it underneath the foreskin i suggest going to see the doctor asap.

If it's just the foreskin then don't worry bout it too much. Just put some moisturising cream on it and make sure you clean it.

[DiscoPat]

You got Pwned :o

[Ostinato]

LOL fine dont believe me I dont care. BUT PICTURES.

THE RADIATOR I BURNT IT ON
http://www.uploadz.co.uk/753767DSC03056.JPG


ME PENI
http://www.uploadz.co.uk/100488DSC03057.JPG

Dude you need to refil yoru toilet paper. Pmsl ;)

Look at the end of the day, he says he burnt the poor thing - so lets just believe him haha. I doubt anyone would have the guts to come to an online forum and admit that if it wasn't true. Sometimes unfortunate events happen with him, haha, and in this case Danny fancied sharing his with us - just incase any of us had perhaps burnt our wee friend at some point. However, not all of us go swinging it about hitting it against radiators so... ya know. Haha.

Anyhoo, put some Calomine or baby lotion on it or something. Something to moisturise it lmao. But behave yourself when rubbing it in mate - don't want to make the situation any worse! ;)

[StainCast]

You see.. I couldn't possibly post sensibly on this subject so i'm simply not going to post anymore..

lmao

Good luck though. x

[clarissa !!]

Dude you need to refil yoru toilet paper. Pmsl ;)

Look at the end of the day, he says he burnt the poor thing - so lets just believe him haha. I doubt anyone would have the guts to come to an online forum and admit that if it wasn't true. Sometimes unfortunate events happen with him, haha, and in this case Danny fancied sharing his with us - just incase any of us had perhaps burnt our wee friend at some point. However, not all of us go swinging it about hitting it against radiators so... ya know. Haha.

Anyhoo, put some Calomine or baby lotion on it or something. Something to moisturise it lmao. But behave yourself when rubbing it in mate - don't want to make the situation any worse! ;)
lmao@thatpost

[Luckyrare]

Thanks for the tips Dr.Allan. I put some Johnson's baby skin and it feels better :p

[cliche]

You shouldn't put any cream/lotion on a burn.

If common sense was a disease - many people would die.

[Ostinato]

You shouldn't put any cream/lotion on a burn.

If common sense was a disease - many people would die.

Well your hardly suggestion much yourself Dr. Lagoon. :rolleyes:

[DiscoPat]

You broke it, now it wont work.

[cocaine]

take it back to the shop & buy a new one

[Caution]

take it back to the shop & buy a new one
They don't do exchanges.:(

[cliche]

Well your hardly suggestion much yourself Dr. Lagoon. :rolleyes:


Well you burn yourself you're not exactly meant to put cream on your burn. How stupid is that!

Why should I suggest what to do when there are plenty of suggestions already.
I'd be stating what has already been said which, there is no point in doing.

[Ostinato]

Well you burn yourself you're not exactly meant to put cream on your burn. How stupid is that!

Why should I suggest what to do when there are plenty of suggestions already.
I'd be stating what has already been said which, there is no point in doing.

Well the burn was several hours ago and he actually stated the skin had started to peel, hence the fact that the skin was regrowing and healing. Therefore, if you use moisturiser it, obviously, puts moisture back into the skin which would help it to reform and would generally make it less painful for him.

[YoManGo!]

People, people, arguing about burnt genitilia is wrong and could get you an infraction!

[cliche]

Oh if you insist. :rolleyes:

It would bring more pain though. :///
It's like rubbing salt in a cut.

[Caution]

People, people, arguing about burnt genitilia is wrong and could get you an infraction!
Erm.. how?:rolleyes:
He burnt "it" and he needs Health Tips & Advice...

[YoManGo!]

They are arguing and being mean and horrible and nasty and unpleasent and evil and wrong and cruel and not very nice rli.

[cliche]

No we're not being mean. We have different opinions.

[YoManGo!]

stfu noob i bet you havent even read the thread coz someone said someone else had a iq of 4 and thats not an opinion thats racism!

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[cliche]

Yes I have read the thread, I am Vibrant.

Don't tell me to shut up either and I'm also not a noob.

And how the hell is that racism you stupid child.

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[YoManGo!]

in my country that is the racism

[cliche]

You're in england. :/ Stop being an arrogant child.

[Adam!]

in my country that is the racism
i is in da countri u r

n no it aint

so shut up

anyway

asda have deal on new ones today u just hav 2 tek ur old 1 in tbh

[3420]

Just becarefull of your morning glory rofl!!
But seriously speak to your dad?? He might be able to help you

[Kanker.]

sounds like a painful week.

[YoManGo!]

i is in da countri u r

n no it aint

so shut up

anyway

asda have deal on new ones today u just hav 2 tek ur old 1 in tbh

na you aint reppin da street man
asda is sum cheap **** tbh u got go upmarket lyk to tesco if ya wan buy a decent wang, ya know?

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[omgDAN!]

"don't put cream on burns"
good idea. he should just sit and let it peel, and fell the pain.
:rolleyes: