Kids Ouside,

[Gayness]

next door there is a big party going on, (adults)

That means there are loads of Kids, small and old, Outside Mucking about,

1 of the kids, Has egged my house, Once,

Now i can hear loads of kids in my back garden I was like :s ***

Shall i call my mum or dad? There next door to me (partay)

Or what shall i do.. I Can hear then Tis Obvious.

[liquid]

go out and scream at them with a knife in your hand.

they'll **** off then.

[cocaine]

lmao if i were you i'd tell them to **** off

[Ostinato]

Awk it's New Year - leave them be. Haha.

You should be in partying with your mum and dad! xP

[-Soph-]

go out to them ;D

[Gayness]

Just heard an egg hit somthing Then i heard som1 say

'dont blame this on me ollie'

Then they all ran off and slammed the gate, Hes done it again,

Now my parents are going round theres probs,

And now im in silent peace,

******* thinking they can come on my house and egg it and run, *Removed*

HES CLEANING IT UP...NO DOUBT

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[-Soph-]

roflmao, if you find them make them eat the egg off your house ;D

[Gayness]

This is 2 times now

[Caution]

Awk it's New Year - leave them be. Haha.

You should be in partying with your mum and dad! xP
Don't leave them, go outside and pan their ******* heads in.

[samsaBEAR]

i like the knife option
or maybe a couple of sniper posts? im sure you can pick em up pretty cheap these days

[Mr.Sam]

just throw eggs back at them, or if your rubbish at aiming don't try they will be in hysterics.

[Gayness]

Grr im gunna ring em, and if i see them out side my house im gunna stick my hed out my bedroom window and 'rifle then with auto bb gun'

They deserve it?

[Caution]

just throw eggs back at them, or if your rubbish at aiming don't try they will be in hysterics.
yeah, i'm crap at aiming.
the joke fell back on me once :'(

[Callum.]

do what helen said.

or you must have more eggs at your house, just throw some over.

[Gayness]

Nah im goign to wait, you know why?

Because i wanna see my parents go round there, And shout the hell into his parents and then see him cleaning it off my window Im taking Pictures of this,

saying*

You done this,
Your cleaning this
Shiz appenz!

[Caution]

JUST GO ROUND AND PAN THEIR ******* HEADS IN.
:)

[Gayness]

shall it ake a frying pan?

[Caution]

Pan is scottish slang for punch.:)

[beer]

This thread is funnay. I love the knife option helen. But yeah best option wait with ur BB gun. Or even betta paintball gun cos u can leave a mark then innit.

[Swastika]

Throw any of these at them:
Fireworks
Daggers
Two pence coins

Or shoot them with:
Your BBGun
A black widow slingshot
AK47 (If you have :))

[samsaBEAR]

Throw any of these at them:
Fireworks
Daggers
Two pence coins

Or shoot them with:
Your BBGun
A black widow slingshot
AK47 (If you have :))
yup everyone has an AK lmao
its true...

[Gayness]

I took 6 pack and egged his house to the full every window,

Now he is going to say to him parents

'i dont know who egged my house'

When he knows that if his parents come round my house, my mum will say the same lol,


=] excellent plan guys thanks,

[samsaBEAR]

i still think snipers should be introduced into the mix

[DiscoPat]

If they do that to me then I'de pwn them.
Knife n everything..

[Ostinato]

Pan is scottish slang for punch.:)

Woooo scotland! haha.

Pmsl you are all like one of they mad men who steal your ball and put a knife through it when it goes over their fence - roflmao. They men where always so grumpy yet funny. Hahaha. :)

It's only a few eggs haha, the rain will wash it off. xD

[samsaBEAR]

Woooo scotland! haha.

Pmsl you are all like one of they mad men who steal your ball and put a knife through it when it goes over their fence - roflmao. They men where always so grumpy yet funny. Hahaha. :)

It's only a few eggs haha, the rain will wash it off. xD
its about the dissing of his respect, its more deep than a couple of eggs

[shiver]

it's new year - let them, but the egging is out of order. go around in the morning or something?

lool my party is well gd.

[[Chris]]

Throw any of these at them:
Fireworks
Daggers
Two pence coins

Or shoot them with:
Your BBGun
A black widow slingshot
AK47 (If you have :))

i dont like ak47's too much recoil :'(

Try the m4 carbine, less recoil

or just egg 'em back. then again if you have any bricks ...

[Ostinato]

Haha what a waste of eggs.

[Caution]

Haha what a waste of eggs.
Rofl, True.

[Ostinato]

iI could go an egg just now.

pmsl no i want a kebab x

[Lubricant]

Let off a stink bomb in their garden!

[Kenneth]

Like get ya M4A1's ready for da blast.