DANGEROUS - DONT READ!!!

[MusicBanter]

In 1945, a young girl named Katu Lata Kulu came over to America in a grey boat from Africa. A mysterious man killed her by cutting the word "LATUALATUKA" into her back. Now that you have read this message, she will come to your house on a full moon and steal your soul unless you follow these directions:
1. Shouting out "LATUALATUKA" 3 times!

[Kardan]

People like you make me laugh, specailly the ones that say 'Send this to 5 people etc' because it means you actually believe in that rubbish if you post it...

*Sigh*

[uh huh her]

lol shes gonna come n get me!1! run!

[Disento]

That's like a load of Myspace bulletins: "..SEND THIS TO THE WHOLE WORLD IN 3 SECONDS OR THE DEVIL WILL EAT YOUR SOUL.."

[Charlie]

If you actually believe that, then your just really stupid. I've seen worser ones, but they are just pathetic, and then people actually post them?

It's actually really funny to see how many people believe it.

[uh huh her]

If you actually believe that, then your just really stupid. I've seen worser ones, but they are just pathetic, and then people actually post them?

It's actually really funny to see how many people believe it.
hah yeh.
i should be dead about 12 times already cos i didn't send them to people :rolleyes:

[cocaine]

she's like santa isnt she?

how could she be at thousands of peoples houses at the same time?

[kasi]

In 1945, a young girl named Katu Lata Kulu came over to America in a grey boat from Africa. A mysterious man killed her by cutting the word "LATUALATUKA" into her back. Now that you have read this message, she will come to your house on a full moon and steal your soul unless you follow these directions:
1. Shouting out "LATUALATUKA" 3 times!

roflmao kk
u actually believe that?

[MusicBanter]

Well, it's happened to a couple of my friends, right in front of me.

It's not exactly gonna kill you, it'll just steal your soul, and if you don't beileve me then don't follow the instructions and wait till your soul gets stolen by mid night, it works, trust.

If you have more of these kinda of things post it here and try it out guys, they really work if your a beilever, if your not then it won't work towards you.

[kasi]

Well, it's happened to a couple of my friends, right in front of me.

It's not exactly gonna kill you, it'll just steal your soul, and if you don't beileve me then don't follow the instructions and wait till your soul gets stolen by mid night, it works, trust.

If you have more of these kinda of things post it here and try it out guys, they really work if your a beilever, if your not then it won't work towards you.
LMAO GO GET LAID

[benjamin]

Well, it's happened to a couple of my friends, right in front of me.

It's not exactly gonna kill you, it'll just steal your soul, and if you don't beileve me then don't follow the instructions and wait till your soul gets stolen by mid night, it works, trust.

If you have more of these kinda of things post it here and try it out guys, they really work if your a beilever, if your not then it won't work towards you.
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Edited by Garion (Forum Super Moderator): Please do not post pointlessly, thanks :).

[MusicBanter]

I already have.

Why don't you go gain some wieght ?

[kasi]

I already have.

Why don't you go gain some wieght ?

blow up dolls dnt count

and what kind of a comeback was that :S

[splatttt]

Well, it's happened to a couple of my friends, right in front of me.

It's not exactly gonna kill you, it'll just steal your soul, and if you don't beileve me then don't follow the instructions and wait till your soul gets stolen by mid night, it works, trust.

If you have more of these kinda of things post it here and try it out guys, they really work if your a beilever, if your not then it won't work towards you.

Your Joking right?
Lol

[uh huh her]

Well, it's happened to a couple of my friends, right in front of me.

It's not exactly gonna kill you, it'll just steal your soul, and if you don't beileve me then don't follow the instructions and wait till your soul gets stolen by mid night, it works, trust.

If you have more of these kinda of things post it here and try it out guys, they really work if your a beilever, if your not then it won't work towards you.
& how do you see someones 'soul' dissapearing?

LMAO GO GET LAID
LMAO

[MusicBanter]

Nope. It's true.

[splatttt]

well if you believe that then your just stupid

[MusicBanter]

I dunno but i'm scared already.

[uh huh her]

omg im wel scared now, the girls gonna come eat my soul!1 *cri* ]:

[benjamin]

I dunno but i'm scared already.
I removed MYSELF COZ OF THIS THREAD .. omg

[Krusty]

amg.
im gna die
nooo!!
so far
il have no love life for 10 yers
bad relation ships for the rest off my life.
im gona die at midnight.
and il have no friends.
amg.
~_~

[MusicBanter]

Okay, you say so.

[uh huh her]

I SHAT MYSELF COZ OF THIS THREAD .. omg
thts hwt happens when she steals ur soul!! run ben run!

[MusicBanter]

RUN, RUN BUT SHE WILL STILL GET YOU!

[benjamin]

thts hwt happens when she steals ur soul!! run ben run!
OMG

RUN, RUN BUT SHE WILL STILL GET YOU!
lol no i shot her

[Krusty]

-dies-

[MusicBanter]

OMG, IF YOU SHOOT HER THEN SHE WILL KILL YOU.

Hang on a minute, you can't shoot her, she's already dead. :S

[beth]

OH MY DAYYZ, LOCK YR DOORZ.

[MusicBanter]

She's a ghost, she can go through doors. You guys are stupid.

SHES DEAD< GET IT THROUGH YOUR DAMN THICK HEADS!
SHES A GHOST NOW, YOU CANT SHOOT HER, KILL HER, SHE CAN PASS THROUGH YOU AND PAST THROUGH ANYTHING IN HER WAY!

And she kills anyone or anything in her way! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOUR DEAD.........
............

....




>>>
... FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!

[Turnip]

ok mate, dont give up your day job? :l.

get out more? PLEASE.
:)

[PaintYourTarget]

Does she have a Hot, alive sister, then?

[benjamin]

am i dead yet?

[uh huh her]

ill get derek achora to do a thingy so she passes to the other side then.

[cocaine]

RIP ami & ben.

[craig♥]

lol i should of died god knows how many times now. and as lee said, does she have a hot young alive sister?

[Frog!]

I wonder if she was wearing leather hotpants?
Im going to die! No!

[benjamin]

omg lol apparantly i'm going to have bad love life for the rest of my life

i might aswell end it now. pls come take my soul

[^.^]

i hate chainmails or whatever they are they're just sad..

[Caution]

People like you make me laugh, specailly the ones that say 'Send this to 5 people etc' because it means you actually believe in that rubbish if you post it...

*Sigh*
Uhh, I get them on MSN.

*+*Plz send dis 2 90 people bi 10 o clok and ur gf wil kis u 2moz*+*

[Judge Judy]

In 1945, a young girl named Katu Lata Kulu came over to America in a grey boat from Africa. A mysterious man killed her by cutting the word "LATUALATUKA" into her back. Now that you have read this message, she will come to your house on a full moon and steal your soul unless you follow these directions:


1. Shouting out "LATUALATUKA" 3 times!


Yeah, and im the queen of sheba

[cocaine]

k

according to chainmail

- i will have 7 years of bad luck
- jack the ripper will kill me at midnight
- the love of my life will not kiss me at 7pm friday (as if she would anyway :rolleyes:)
- when the moon comes out some weird woman will steal my soul?

[louder]

YOUR DEAD.........
............

....




>>>
... FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!

well.. people dont usually die + come back to life a few years later do they "/

[PaintYourTarget]

In 1945, a young girl named Katu Lata Kulu came over to America in a grey boat from Africa. A mysterious man killed her by cutting the word "LATUALATUKA" into her back. Now that you have read this message, she will come to your house on a full moon and steal your soul unless you follow these directions:
1. Shouting out "LATUALATUKA" 3 times!
Aha!
2 Flaw in your plan.
1. Africa Didn't exist in 1945
2. In 1945, all America bound ships had to be painted Pink, so their own bombers wouldn't target them.

[Ekalb]

These things are rediculous. I actually, truly Lol'd at post 29 in the big red font.
If all these were true there would be a few hundred evil beings who are obviously lost on their way to take my soul and mutalate me.
Oh I forgot, I've also got bad luck in love for the rest of my life and my crush isn't going to come into my room at night and kiss me "/

I especially like the ones that say
"This email has been going around since 500 BC If u break da chain u etc."

Good work noobs, because everyone had the Internet and an email system back then... :rolleyes:

[DCeption]

Ill just seduce her.

[hobo]

om...g i r zombie

[DCeption]

om...g i r zombie


she didnt get you did she :(

[louder]

om...g i r zombie

NO HELEN! U SHUD AV SENT IT ROUND DEN U WUDNT BE ZOMBI!

[hobo]

she didnt get you did she :(

she ate me out.

i mean my soul.

[louder]

she ate me out.

i mean my soul.

i lol'd.
i dnt blame her, helen's ryt fit!

[hobo]

NO HELEN! U SHUD AV SENT IT ROUND DEN U WUDNT BE ZOMBI!

soz i fink shes a bit of a lez.


i lol'd.
i dnt blame her, helen's ryt fit!

lmao mayb shes like the opposite of a necrophiliac.
a dead person who likes doing live people haha.

[Infrontation]

People like you make me laugh, specailly the ones that say 'Send this to 5 people etc' because it means you actually believe in that rubbish if you post it...

*Sigh*

/agree

[louder]

lmao mayb shes like the opposite of a necrophiliac.
a dead person who likes doing live people haha.


yh + im a necrophiliac.
we're perfect 4 eachovaz. xox

[English]

Shouldn't this be in the Jokes & Funny Stuff section?

[hobo]

yh + im a necrophiliac.
we're perfect 4 eachovaz. xox

lmao.

-eats sum brainz-

[uh huh her]

she ate me out.

i mean my soul.
lirl

& she hasn't come for me yet!! its past midnight.

[hobo]

lirl

& she hasn't come for me yet!! its past midnight.

let's wait for her 2gether ;]

[benjamin]

she's late

stupid ******* *****

[hobo]

she's late

stupid ******* *****

LOL

i didnt shout her name, i screamed it.
;)

[benjamin]

LOL

i didnt shout her name, i screamed it.
;)
not suprised, coming from you.

[uh huh her]

let's wait for her 2gether ;]
ahar.

she's late

stupid ******* *****
i bet shes still at helens.

[benjamin]

ahar.

i bet shes still at helens.
again, i wouldn't be surprised.

[hobo]

not suprised, coming from you.

i'm offended.

[Robzor]

OMG
2 HOURS LATE
SHOCKING !

[kasi]

omg its true
shes rly here at my house stealin my soul as i speak!!
i will nva doubt these chain letters again

[Ekalb]

Im curious, what happens if, when she comes to my house to steal my soul I say to her "Hey I have something you might want to read" and then i show her this and tape her mouth up.
Does she then steal her own soul?

[Jjamz]

I hate stuff like this. OMG I didnt shout it out 3 times, she is gonna ge my soul.
Like i care

[Smile]

im shaking in my boots.. >_>

[TheLastShadow]

I cant even pronouce Kaukalakua

[MusicBanter]

OMG! 100 PEOPLE DIED LAST NIGHT FROM THIS, TURN ON THE BBC NEWS, QUICK! ITS ON THERE!!!!!!!!!!! QUICK!

[Ekalb]

OMG! 100 PEOPLE DIED LAST NIGHT FROM THIS, TURN ON THE BBC NEWS, QUICK! ITS ON THERE!!!!!!!!!!! QUICK!

Well I'm glad I don't get BBC.
Was last night even a full moon -.-

[MusicBanter]

I dunno. I board up all my windows and doors yesterday just incase she might come to me. so i didn't get to see the moon :(

[MusicBanter]

I just found out today that she was killed by God. >.<

[cocaine]

nah, helen killed her

[MusicBanter]

Oh then i will have to warn the people remaking a new female killer.

[hobo]

Oh then i will have to warn the people remaking a new female killer.

LOL so i'm a curse thingy now.
wow.

[MADNESS!]

oh noeezzzz

*full moon
*soul gets stolen

[summer]

erm ok...

[Gwii]

omg. if my soul gets stolen am i a zombie?!

cuz i dont rly wanna be a zombie u kno...

:P

Why'd you board up all your doors and windows if you just said a few pages back that she's a ghost and can go through anything...?

[GommeInc]

In 1945, a young girl named Katu Lata Kulu came over to America in a grey boat from Africa. A mysterious man killed her by cutting the word "LATUALATUKA" into her back. Now that you have read this message, she will come to your house on a full moon and steal your soul unless you follow these directions:
1. Shouting out "LATUALATUKA" 3 times!
How do you pronounce that? I might get my soul stolen twice if I pronounce it wrong...

[Stitch]

I saw one like this which was exactly the same but the word was different and you had to do different things :P

[DiscoPat]

i laugh if its true lol

[scubadiva]

LOL so i'm a curse thingy now.
wow.

Yep.

Everyone, you must send this to 98765475868876544567312356789987665 people in one second, or Helen will come and eat your brains, OMGZ ARGH!!!!!111!1!111111!!!!!!

:rolleyes:

[Krusty]

im not dead yet.

[Call]

I ir da wicked zombee of di west indee's
imma come and haunt all your pets till dere souls like dissspaear.
and im become a dogimmortal or catimmmortal, dont forget all your gerbills pls.

[English]

What a buttplug

[-Soph-]

LOL is this a joke?

[MusicBanter]

No not really. It kills.# for a livign.

[Djcafc.]

Lol how sad is all i have to say

[Axel]

Well if my soul gets stolen, at least I won't have school tomorrow.

[MusicBanter]

looool. okay .

[Sammeth.]

No not really. It kills. For a living.

If it's dead, it can't really do it for a living...

[scubadiva]

If it's dead, it can't really do it for a living...

LOL! :D

[MusicBanter]

If it's dead, it can't really do it for a living...

laughing my red rashy as's off!!!!!!!!!1

[craig♥]

laughing my red rashy as's off!!!!!!!!!1
U AV A RASH ON UR BUM? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. IM STILL ALIVE X_____________________________________XO

[MusicBanter]

Matter of fact, i do. It's rashy from all the 'lmao'. And you will be, don't worry just wait till your time comes coz u can't cheat death, ho <3 lol !

[craig♥]

Matter of fact, i do. It's rashy from all the 'lmao'. And you will be, don't worry just wait till your time comes coz u can't cheat death, ho <3 lol !
i've watched final destination 1, 2 and 3 so i know what to look out for. so i think you'll find that i can cheat death.

[vogue]

LIRL CRAP! I GTA HIDE!!!!!!!

[MusicBanter]

i've watched final destination 1, 2 and 3 so i know what to look out for. so i think you'll find that i can cheat death.


loooooll... ota y

[uh huh her]

i think helens keeping her captive so she keep her to herself, cos she still ain't got me yet.

[craig♥]

loooooll... ota y
IN ENGLISH PLEASE??????????

[MusicBanter]

As in.. LAUGHING... OUT.... LOUD... OKAY ?

[348GTS]

hah yeh.
i should be dead about 12 times already cos i didn't send them to people :rolleyes:

I own you i have over 2000 years bad luck.

[MusicBanter]

I don't think the company is creating anymore supernatural ghosts, after she died they stopped. SPOOKY.