PLEASE READ BEFORE POSTING IN THIS SECTION

[F32]

Before you go ranging on about absolutly everything that comes into your head that you think you know, can you please read this guide that will tell you how to not get yo' butt flamed in this section.

WHAT TO DO WHEN STARTING A THREAD!

Make sure you have the slightest clue what you're on about. The worst scenario would be when you want a code for a JS popup and you ask us for a PHP window opener.
Search the forums before you post. No-one likes a person who cannot spare 16 seconds of their life (Yes, I timed it) to search for something they are asking for.
Make sure your post makes sense - i.e:
hi gi's!
i wo wunderin weather yu cud elp mi wiff mi syt. itz pikso n all but i wo wundrn whthr u cd gim me sum spase ion ur svr n i giv u a hc.

Hey guys,
I was wondering whether you could help me with my site. My site is on Piczo at the moment, but I was wondering whether you could give me some space on your server and maybe I could give you HC in return?
No-one likes beggers. If you're new, don't expect anything. Don't expect people to take times out of their lives JUST to create you a layout and code it when they could be doing something other than that by trading Digimon cards or whatever the hell you do in your spare time.
Don't advertise ezyrewards or any other referall site because you'll just get your thread closed and your reputation ruined.
Don't act like you know everything because 99.8% of the time, you won't have a bloody clue about what you're talking about. Take people's advice with care, because - after all, they have had the decency to reply and try and help you with your problem.
Don't create useless threads that belong nowhere because it'll just create spam and then lag the forum like hell meaning you'll just die because you have nowhere to go.WHAT TO DO WHEN REPLYING TO A THREAD/POST!

This is the most important thing to do in this forum - respect each others' bloody opinion! Yes, you may not agree, but say why you don't agree and argue against the points that are made - that is what a forum is for.
If someone gets something wrong, or it doesn't work - don't throw a tantrum or spit the dummy - try again in a couple of weeks or so and see what happens - or JUST USE GOOGLE!
Don't reply with any pointless comments about MSM or who people are. There is a PM system placed on this forum for a bloody good reason - now bloody use it!
Don't get mardy because someone won't do something for you - the last thing we want on this forum is someone who either:-
A: Cannot take a joke
B: Throws himself out a window because he cannot handle the pressure of a simple form handling script.
Do not start every word with a capital letter. Your council gave you schools, now take what you've learned from your life and use it on this forum.
If you don't know, don't post. If you have some idea of how it can be done, then post it.
IF YOU FOLLOW THESE SIMPLE STEPS - YOU WILL BECOME PART OF THIS COMMUNITY!

IF YOU FAIL TO COMPLY, WE'LL SEE YOU ON HABBOFORUM.COM - THAT'S WHERE ALL THE REJECTS GO
[ACORDING TO RECENT STUDIES BY READERS DIGEST]


Please Note: Figures are taken from 'Readers Digest' from an issue in 1842. So they may not be accurate up to now.

[Unpredictible.]

This won't help no one..

[F32]

This won't help no one..
If people read it, it will.

You didn't, therefore it won't.

[Invent]

Nice try,
But they will never listen...

[Jackbee]

No point wasting your time, people will still do it but +rep anyway

[Unpredictible.]

yeah i did read it actually

[F32]

yeah i did read it actually
Uhhhuh?

Well then, why won't it help no-one?

That's also a double negative - so it will help someone?

[ThisNameWillDo!]

+rep for your effort of writing this out :D

[F32]

+rep for your effort of writing this out :D
Effort of there was none.
Common sense is what is needed.

[ScottDiamond]

yhyh or me n adam will be ova u lyk a rash mun init adam

[Unpredictible.]

Look adam, thanks for writing it down and wasting your time.

but jack and invent said it to, go say it to them and not me :S

[F32]

yhyh or me n adam will be ova u lyk a rash mun init adam
Translated:
Yes, yes or me and Adam will be over you like a rash, man isn't it Adam?

Translation service free of charge, feel free to order now from 0800-SHUT-THE-HELL-UP

[ScottDiamond]

Translated:
Yes, yes or me and Adam will be over you like a rash, man isn't it Adam?

Translation service free of charge, feel free to order now from 0800-SHUT-THE-HELL-UP

cn u translate dis plz

[ThisNameWillDo!]

cn u translate dis plz

Translation:

Can you translate this please?

[F32]

Translation:

Can you translate this please?

Don't reply with any pointless comments about MSM or who people are. There is a PM system placed on this forum for a bloody good reason - now bloody use it!
:rolleyes:

I think, Mr.Geeza was having a laugh.

[ScottDiamond]

:rolleyes:

I think, Mr.Geeza was having a laugh.

You are correct.

[Frog!]

Well, now this thread has turned into either a "having a laugh thread" or a translation thread, either way, well done on writing that guide...

+ Rep, you took time out of your life for new people who type like.


ey u alrite, ow iz we?

So they can become a great thread poster :)

Just aslong as they take what this thread was about into consideration...

(Last part i was writing any old stuff xD)

Any way, + Rep.

(The newbies, will probably try and insult you ^.^)

[Caution]

+Rep for making this thread.;)
Edit: have to spread.

[YouFail]

Well done Adam.

I know we have talked about the state of this section especially on Habbox a few times, and hopefully a MOD could sticky it so everyone can read it. I doubt it though as your's is more intelligent than the usual Habbox one.

Anyway rep for you and... thanks dude :)

[ThisNameWillDo!]

:rolleyes:

I think, Mr.Geeza was having a laugh.

I know he was having a laugh :P

[Agnostic Bear]

That was the worst guide ever.
Rated 0.5 cups out of 5 by the people against Belgium D:

[Verrou]

It was a pretty good guide, i cbs reading it all o_o so if it isnt already on there people should also stop abusing their shift key :)

I Hate When People Type Like That!

Gosh,
Ver.

[Lilian]

Nice try <3

But
IF YOU FOLLOW THESE SIMPLE STEPS - YOU WILL BECOME PART OF THIS COMMUNITY!

IF YOU FAIL TO COMPLY, WE'LL SEE YOU ON HABBOFORUM.COM - THAT'S WHERE ALL THE REJECTS GO
[ACORDING TO RECENT STUDIES BY READERS DIGEST]

Saying that is a bit harsh isnt it? That may make people feel un-welcome which isnt really a good idea :S

[Unpredictible.]

Adam tell a mod to sticky this....

[beer]

Load of crap tbh. It centres around u and how u slate everything if its got the SLIGHTEST thing wrong with it. For you it has to be perfect. U know there are coders and layout makers that have only just started so y cant u post some constructive criticism instead of saying "oh its crap start again" eh? Its annoying.

[JamesRouale]

One word - *Text Removed*

I agree with the terms of this tutorial if I may say so. Many members I am sure will agree with the terms set.

Oh and lawl at the rejects part.

Edited by Mattps22004 (Forum Moderator): Please don't avoid the filter.

[DiscoPat]

Nice guide/rules..

[jackass]

This won't really help anyone, you telling people lies, you don't have to have a clue about PHP or JS or anything, people can help them if they just post it, your putting them off if they read this thread. Also, it would defiantly offend many, but of course, with you, thats what you enjoy isn't it?

[ZAG]

And you are?...

[jackass]

And you are?...

Me? You know who I am. :(

[ZAG]

I mean Adam. :)

[jackass]

I mean Adam. :)

Oh lol k. Hes this guy that flames a lot, doesn't respect other peoples work even when they have explained something. I find him quite rude tbh.

[ZAG]

Well this 'guide' won't help anyone.

1. These aren't official rules.
2. You arent a moderator.
3. Your humor fails.

[F32]

It was a pretty good guide, i cbs reading it all o_o so if it isnt already on there people should also stop abusing their shift key :)

I Hate When People Type Like That!

Gosh,
Ver.
Then why did you -rep me saying that I need to get a life...


Nice try <3

But

Saying that is a bit harsh isnt it? That may make people feel un-welcome which isnt really a good idea :S
Not harsh at all.
I'm sure, members who have been at this forum for over a year have gotten sick of this sort of behaviour on this section.


Load of crap tbh. It centres around u and how u slate everything if its got the SLIGHTEST thing wrong with it. For you it has to be perfect. U know there are coders and layout makers that have only just started so y cant u post some constructive criticism instead of saying "oh its crap start again" eh? Its annoying.
Because I have an opinion that something is crap, that's an opinion. I do not slate everything, I slate things that need to be slated and that I don't like. I post CC when I feel it is best. I post, what my opinion is - if I think the guy who made the thing needs to start again - that's what i'll post BECAUSE it's my opinion and therefore should be respected.


This won't really help anyone, you telling people lies, you don't have to have a clue about PHP or JS or anything, people can help them if they just post it, your putting them off if they read this thread. Also, it would defiantly offend many, but of course, with you, thats what you enjoy isn't it?
So you're saying that if you wanted help on your HTML and someone posted something about fish and chips because they have no clue what they're on about... is THAT feasable?


Oh lol k. Hes this guy that flames a lot, doesn't respect other peoples work even when they have explained something. I find him quite rude tbh.
I 'flame' things, as you call it that I think are bad. I'm not going to lie about things am I.

You find me quite rude, no - you disagree with my opinions, i've been told i'm a nice guy - the opinions, and maybe the way I present things may appear to be rude - but you need to know me better ;)


Well this 'guide' won't help anyone.

1. These aren't official rules.
2. You arent a moderator.
3. Your humor fails.
1. Really? Oh my gosh, thanks for telling me.
2. Didn't take a genius to work that one out.
3. What humour? There is no humou - i'm bloody deadly serious about this whole situation of this section.

[beer]

he never helps any1. On my second ever layout all he could do is flame. He does it to every1 unless its 200&#37; perfect. Its annoying.

[F32]

he never helps any1. On my second ever layout all he could do is flame. He does it to every1 unless its 200% perfect. Its annoying.
Because it was crap? In my opinion.

I never help anyone?

I help people who need help.

If I thought it was a crap layout, then that's what i'll post.

I'm not going to lie to you to make you feel better.

[Jõnathan]

Don't act like you know everything because 99.8% of the time, you won't have a bloody clue about what you're talking about. Take people's advice with care, because - after all, they have had the decency to reply and try and help you with your problem.

Adam, sometimes you act like this.
I'm just stating my opinion.

[jackass]

So you're saying that if you wanted help on your HTML and someone posted something about fish and chips because they have no clue what they're on about... is THAT feasable?

No i'm not talking about that, there is a wide variety of differant types of help, theres not knowing anything at all and posting in a thread to try and help someone, which isn't feasable. And then there is someone that wants to start making a website, but doesn't know any programming languages or anything, but needs some help and maybe someone can post a link with tutorials on or something, thats fair enough isn't it?


If I thought it was a crap layout, then that's what i'll post.

I'm not going to lie to you to make you feel better.

Then your a disgusting person if thats how you act.

[Jõnathan]

Then your a disgusting person if thats how you act.

He is stating his opinion nonetheless, but it is offensive.

[F32]

No i'm not talking about that, there is a wide variety of differant types of help, theres not knowing anything at all and posting in a thread to try and help someone, which isn't feasable. And then there is someone that wants to start making a website, but doesn't know any programming languages or anything, but needs some help and maybe someone can post a link with tutorials on or something, thats fair enough isn't it?
I post links to tutorials - I always have done.



Then your a disgusting person if thats how you act.

So, you think I should lie and say that it's a nice template when really it's not? I'm sorry, but I refuse to lie about the quality of something.



He is stating his opinion nonetheless, but it is offensive.

If something isn't good - then i'll post that it's not good, I don't really see how that is offensive?

Character Thing

[jackass]

He is stating his opinion nonetheless, but it is offensive.

And its MY opinion on him.

I have only just read the new post you have made, as I just said, your disgusting if thats how you act.

[Jõnathan]

Well saying to someone's layout "I could do better with my eyes closed"* is a bit offensive because saying that makes them feel less confident and might make them stop designing templates if that happens. If you said that about my first layout (even though I probably won't do one), I might be put off if people say things like that.
*not a real quote

[F32]

Well saying to someone's layout "I could do better with my eyes closed"* is a bit offensive because saying that makes them feel less confident and might make them stop designing templates if that happens. If you said that about my first layout (even though I probably won't do one), I might be put off if people say things like that.
*not a real quote
*- saying that probably is rude - infact, it is.

Thus being, I don't say that.

GreyScale - the reason you find me 'disgusting', as you put it - is because my opinion is a negative one.

[jackass]

*- saying that probably is rude - infact, it is.

Thus being, I don't say that.

GreyScale - the reason you find me 'disgusting', as you put it - is because my opinion is a negative one.

I'm not called GreyScale...

[Jõnathan]

*- saying that probably is rude - infact, it is.

Thus being, I don't say that.

GreyScale - the reason you find me 'disgusting', as you put it - is because my opinion is a negative one.


I'm not called GreyScale...

He was never called GreyScale?
He was TeaDude though...

[jackass]

He was never called GreyScale?
He was TeaDude though...

Nah I was GreyScale. I was Teadude to start off with, then GreyScale, now Biogeneric. :)

[F32]

Nah I was GreyScale. I was Teadude to start off with, then GreyScale, now Biogeneric. :)
I know ;)

I'm Xeoro btw if you care or don't.

I supose I could re-word everything I say, as that does sound a bit rude looking over it.

Although - i'm not a disgusting person.

[Jõnathan]

Nah I was GreyScale. I was Teadude to start off with, then GreyScale, now Biogeneric. :)
Then what was said before makes sense?
:s :s :s
This thread needs serious closure, due to the fact it is now an argument.

[F32]

Then what was said before makes sense?
:s :s :s
This thread needs serious closure, due to the fact it is now an argument.
I was considering closing it.

Just, don't turn it into an argument :P

[com-bat]

nice guide although if your stupid enough to actually post the above then
you obviously wont look at this thread :P + rep for your effort and try to
be more positive sounds like your trying to have a go at someone :)

grr have to spread

[jackass]

I know ;)

I'm Xeoro btw if you care or don't.

I supose I could re-word everything I say, as that does sound a bit rude looking over it.

Although - i'm not a disgusting person.

I remember that name, were you also called Winsocket sometimes?
If you do change the way you talk to people on this forum, that would be great! :)

[F32]

I've been named many things.

Different accounts etc.

netik, tekni, Adam!, adzat, vixt, flauvo, cumec, mec

[timROGERS]

The thing that worries me more than anything else is the fact that someone had to make a thread to teach people how to use a forum properly.

Tim

[JamesRouale]

He was not telling anybody how to post, he was informing people on how many members perfer requests as such to be posted.

[Mentor]

tbh i dont think ive ever followed most those rules myself, and those that i have dont really need to be said, there common sence, and can really be sumed in a "dont be a ***" type statment. Also id completely disagree with the "Don't act like you know everything because 99.8&#37; of the time, you won't have a bloody clue about what you're talking about."
Im pretty sure most people here are right somewhat more of the time, the ones who did fall under your staistic will probably have forgoten how to breath and have died off my now.

[F32]

"Don't act like you know everything because 99.8% of the time, you won't have a bloody clue about what you're talking about."

Carl, that's why I added the last bit on.

If you don't know, then don't babble on - you could suggest, yes, but don't act as if you know it when you don't have a clue.

Should've made that more clearer.

[JamesRouale]

Amen..

[Heinous]

IF YOU FAIL TO COMPLY, WE'LL SEE YOU ON HABBOFORUM.COM - THAT'S WHERE ALL THE REJECTS GO

[ACORDING TO RECENT STUDIES BY READERS DIGEST]

It's funny, but at the same time sorta sad, that you're still annoyed at HF because we didn't like your layouts/accept you into the community.

Drop your crappy grudge already.

[F32]

The majority of HF is quite... well let's say older than the average habb-related forum user.

[Oni]

Before you go ranging on about absolutly everything that comes into your head that you think you know, can you please read this guide that will tell you how to not get yo' butt flamed in this section.

WHAT TO DO WHEN STARTING A THREAD!


Make sure you have the slightest clue what you're on about. The worst scenario would be when you want a code for a JS popup and you ask us for a PHP window opener.
Search the forums before you post. No-one likes a person who cannot spare 16 seconds of their life (Yes, I timed it) to search for something they are asking for.
Make sure your post makes sense - i.e:
No-one likes beggers. If you're new, don't expect anything. Don't expect people to take times out of their lives JUST to create you a layout and code it when they could be doing something other than that by trading Digimon cards or whatever the hell you do in your spare time.
Don't advertise ezyrewards or any other referall site because you'll just get your thread closed and your reputation ruined.
Don't act like you know everything because 99.8% of the time, you won't have a bloody clue about what you're talking about. Take people's advice with care, because - after all, they have had the decency to reply and try and help you with your problem.
Don't create useless threads that belong nowhere because it'll just create spam and then lag the forum like hell meaning you'll just die because you have nowhere to go.WHAT TO DO WHEN REPLYING TO A THREAD/POST!


This is the most important thing to do in this forum - respect each others' bloody opinion! Yes, you may not agree, but say why you don't agree and argue against the points that are made - that is what a forum is for.
If someone gets something wrong, or it doesn't work - don't throw a tantrum or spit the dummy - try again in a couple of weeks or so and see what happens - or JUST USE GOOGLE!
Don't reply with any pointless comments about MSM or who people are. There is a PM system placed on this forum for a bloody good reason - now bloody use it!
Don't get mardy because someone won't do something for you - the last thing we want on this forum is someone who either:-
A: Cannot take a joke
B: Throws himself out a window because he cannot handle the pressure of a simple form handling script.
Do not start every word with a capital letter. Your council gave you schools, now take what you've learned from your life and use it on this forum.
If you don't know, don't post. If you have some idea of how it can be done, then post it.
IF YOU FOLLOW THESE SIMPLE STEPS - YOU WILL BECOME PART OF THIS COMMUNITY!


IF YOU FAIL TO COMPLY, WE'LL SEE YOU ON HABBOFORUM.COM - THAT'S WHERE ALL THE REJECTS GO
[ACORDING TO RECENT STUDIES BY READERS DIGEST]



Please Note: Figures are taken from 'Readers Digest' from an issue in 1842. So they may not be accurate up to now.



Hypocrit [oh god how i love arguments]

[F32]

Hypocrit [oh god how i love arguments]

You are?
Don't get it.

[Oni]

You are?
Don't get it.
1. A druggy
2. Do you know what a hypocrit is?

[ThisNameWillDo!]

Wow.. approximately 7 pages of argument in 1 thread which was meant to help... amazing.

[ScottDiamond]

1. A druggy
2. Do you know what a hypocrit is?

wth......?

[Jõnathan]

1. A druggy
2. Do you know what a hypocrit is?

Saying you're a drug user won't get you many friends on here.
Oh, and a hypocrite is where someone states something that is contradictory to a past action that they've done e.g. Jade from CBB and the racism row.

[Oni]

''/ If you want to know who I am read my sig [the great quotes of our time].

[F32]

since when did flash designer say that quote and make himself famous?

never.

thread closed.