my valantines doesent fancie me :(

[madmike666]

my valantine doesent fancie me..in real.. but i fancie her.. any ways i can get her to like meh?

[cocaine]

join the club :rolleyes:

[Joseph]

aw babe

[madmike666]

lol :P so any ideas?

[hobo]

buy her stuff.

[mat64]

buy her stuff.

Haha yeh, QFT totally :).

[madmike666]

i have.. she justs says aww. then says i still wont go out with you..

[hobo]

flirt, make up stories about yourself so you seem more interesting, and try to make her think you and your family are rich.

& tell her you have a massive willy.

or, instead of all that.
get her drunk.

[alexxxxx]

delete her from msn. and forget about her mate. that's what i've done. but she actually did like me for a few weeks. =|

[YoManGo!]

neither does mine
but then i don't fancy her
she's just my best mate.

get her really drunk.

[Ant.Henthorn]

sorry dude.

[womanizer]

Threaten to kill her dog.

[MsTanya]

]: aww angelcakes!

il be your valentine : o )

[Smile]

flirt, make up stories about yourself so you seem more interesting, and try to make her think you and your family are rich.

& tell her you have a massive willy.

or, instead of all that.
get her drunk.


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
perfect.

[louder]

flirt, make up stories about yourself so you seem more interesting, and try to make her think you and your family are rich.



& tell her you have a massive willy.


or, instead of all that.
get her drunk.


hey helen, i have a big willy. ;)
want some alcohol?

[dirrty]

u cant force someone to like u
just show her u cheesestring and see what she says

[madmike666]

thanks all for the great ideas! im back after going shopping :( great ideas, i will try them ty all :):)

[madmike666]

so, any ideas now?

[Ekalb]

so, any ideas now?

So you've already tried all the previous ones?
Your committed I'll give you that much.

[ScouseOrient]

SPIKE
HER
DRINK

Edited by micky.blue.eyes (Super Moderator): Please don't post pointlessly.

[hobo]

hey helen, i have a big willy. ;)
want some alcohol?

wouldnt say no ;)

[benjamin]

shes hardly yur valentines if she dnt like you.

[louder]

wouldnt say no ;)

:D score!

see mate, it works everytime.

[Caution]

flirt, make up stories about yourself so you seem more interesting, and try to make her think you and your family are rich.

& tell her you have a massive willy.

or, instead of all that.
get her drunk.


rofl.


SPIKE
HER
DRINK
^:P

[TheLastShadow]

Show her your bankbook. *This could actually lower your chances depending on how much money you have* :o

[Sammeth.]

Girls are like really old computers: You have to bang them for a while before they start working ;)

[TheLastShadow]

Girls are like really old computers: You have to bang them for a while before they start working ;)
Yeah but old computers usually carry viruses

[Sammeth.]

Good point. If he gets Chlamydia, don't blame me.

[Gayness]

by shaving your head bald, Im smypathy for your ugly face :D

[Agnostic Bear]

Girls are like really old computers: You have to bang them for a while before they start working ;)

LOL, That is SO going in my sig.

[madmike666]

ill just get her house door kiked in:), or get her drunnk/spike her drink, or just show her my bank ballence :) she would like that ;) lol

[Josh-H]

join the club :rolleyes:


I've been in the club longer than you! so :'(

[MsTanya]

ill just get her house door kiked in:), or get her drunnk/spike her drink, or just show her my bank ballence :) she would like that ;) lol
erm fail

[Andeeh]

Hmm Tricky One. You Cant Force A Girl To Like You... Maybe Just Keep The Way Ur Going And She Might Like You For Who You Really Are...

Good Luck !

[madmike666]

lol im not forcing.. she dont like me anymores and somebody else likes me so.. just wait and see :)

[ScouseOrient]

lol im not forcing.. she dont like me anymores and somebody else likes me so.. just wait and see :)

KEEP MEH POSTEDZ BABEZ//!1111ONE1111!!

[Josh-H]

lol im not forcing.. she dont like me anymores and somebody else likes me so.. just wait and see :)
You can't of truly liked her if you're moving on that quick :rolleyes:

[Ramones]

i'll give you a tip, don't get with a girl before:
1. her birthday
2. christmas
3. valentines day

reduces the costs fo sure

[louder]

Hmm Tricky One. You Cant Force A Girl To Like You... Maybe Just Keep The Way Ur Going And She Might Like You For Who You Really Are...

Good Luck !

nah that failed.
thats why we're giving him ideas.

[Vibes]

Get her drunk then say ur willy is huge!! and ur dads busy buying another jet.
Or u can be old fashioned and be urself.

[cocaine]

I've been in the club longer than you! so :'(

trust me you havent.

[benjamin]

[Zest;3115443']Get her drunk then say ur willy is huge!! and ur dads busy buying another jet.
Or u can be old fashioned and be urself.
lmao at that

[:Hazel]

just give up? ;]

[madmike666]

dunno what to do?? :eusa_wall :(

[Josh-H]

trust me you havent.

3 and a half years?

[cocaine]

3 and a half years?

never?

i rest my case.

[PaintYourTarget]

i'll give you a tip, don't get with a girl before:
1. her birthday
2. christmas
3. valentines day

reduces the costs fo sure
*sigh*
I had an arguement with my then girlfriend 2 days before her birthday, on the 9th of Feb. Got back together 2 months later. My B'day is on the 1st of May. Score.
Yeah, we split up after that *shrug*