I'm a real hitman.

[Celestial]

I am a professional contract killer. If you have any questions about my profession, I will do my best to answer them for you.

For obvious reasons I can not disclose certain information and if the answer to any of your questions may lead to incriminating evidence, I will simply respond with "No comment".

[DCeption]

Are you sad, special needs, unloved or all?

[Mentor]

Are you sad, special needs, unloved or all?

My moneys on number 2... or possibly number 4 "/

[Celestial]

Are you sad, special needs, unloved or all?

I am not sad, nor do I have special needs of any sort. On the contrary, my profession requires a very stable mind and a physically able body.

I do not have any family and I certainly do not have time for a relationship, so in response to your last question, I am not "loved" nor do I love. This will not change, as I simply can not engage in relationships whilst in this line of work.

[Mentor]

I am not sad, nor do I have special needs of any sort. On the contrary, my profession requires a very stable mind and a physically able body.
yet, your on a habbo forum... Posting that your a hit man...

I do not have any family and I certainly do not have time for a relationship, so in response to your last question, I am not "loved" nor do I love. This will not change, as I simply can not engage in relationships whilst in this line of work.
Im going to have to disagree with your first answer on the grounds of the glaring contradiction in this one.

[Wootzeh]

What do you do in your spare time? =]

[Celestial]

yet, your on a habbo forum... Posting that your a hit man...

You are correct. Why should I not talk about my career as other people do? Unlike others, I am restricted to talking about my career in places that I can remain anonymous as obviously outside of the Internet I can not reveal my profession or any of my real aliases.

Furthermore, I am aware that this line of work is of great interest, or suspicion to a vast majority and I can shed some light on it (within reason).



Im going to have to disagree with your first answer on the grounds of the glaring contradiction in this one.
I do not see any glaring contradictions. I have had relationships in the past, as I have not always been an independent contractor and I may very well 'settle down' in the future. However, at this particular stage of my life a relationship is very incompatible with my line of work.
Regarding my statement that I have no family, by this I mean direct family (parents). Why should this mean that I am not of a stable mind? I am comfortable with death and I can kill professionally and emotionlessly. Simply because you can not relate to this, does not in any way mean that I am unstable.

[Celestial]

What do you do in your spare time? =]

Contrary to what you may expect, in between contracts I do lead a very active lifestyle.

A vast amount of my 'spare time' is spent keeping fit and doing my homework. Before an actual hit, I have to spent countless hours researching and planning. Typically I am given a relatively indepth case study of the target and I use this as a base for further research.

Every last aspect of a hit has to be planned as the risks that go along with killing people cannot be overlooked.

On the rare occasion that I do get to 'relax', I enjoy watching movies and reading and spending time on the Internet (such as I am doing now). I would venture a guess that I spend my time very similarly to countless other professionals in various area's of business.

[Azul]

How much do you charge, and no women or children, right?

[Kymux]

A vast amount of my 'spare time' is spent keeping fit and doing my homework. Before an actual hit, I have to spent countless hours researching and planning. Typically I am given a relatively indepth case study of the target and I use this as a base for further research.

how old are you?

[Celestial]

How much do you charge, and no women or children, right?

I would have a small sense of regret if I killed a child, though I've never had to.
While I'm indifferent, I still maintain a sense of morality, even if I don't often consider it. Adults (women and men) are equal in my eyes and as such I would accept a contract involving either. This is where fiction seperates from reality, Mr Azul.

[Frank459]

how old are you?

tis what i thought :S

[OMGitsaROSS]

By that he means, studying his sunbjects lol

I dont belive him anyway

[Celestial]

how old are you?

I noticed that you highlighted "doing my homework". If you had read the post properly you may have realised that in this profession, we refer to "homework" as research and planning for a hit. Consequently, I can assure you that I am not a teenager.

[Frank459]

why are you on a teenagers game forum then?

[Glitter]

will you kill pleke for me pls?

[Celestial]

why are you on a teenagers game forum then?

Quite simply because I have noticed a lot of teenagers enquiring about this line of work all over the Internet and I am giving an opportunity for them to seperate the fiction from the reality.

[Glitter]

answer me pls.

[Celestial]

will you kill pleke for me pls?

Unfortunately I can not accept this contract. I wouldn't waste my time or resources. As I have said, the risks that go along with killing people cannot be overlooked, either, so I don't when it's not necessary.

[Glitter]

i will get Garion to pay you in sex

[brandon]

hope you get locked up babe

[Celestial]

Glitter, as I can conclude from your posts that you are being sarcastic and jovial in response to this thread, I will simply leave.

The inherent problem in convincing others of my profession is that I must describe in detail what I do and how I do it. Thus, "convincing" you that I am a hitman presents me with the challenge of performing the aforementioned task while maintaining a secret identity; it's very difficult, near impossible. As such, I expected skeptics to respond but at the same time I assumed there would be open minded individuals with valid questions about this profession.

I wish you all the best for the future.

[samsaBEAR]

oo garion gives good sex
so ive heard... ¬¬

[brandon]

Glitter, as I can conclude from your posts that you are being sarcastic and jovial in response to this thread, I will simply leave.

The inherent problem in convincing others of my profession is that I must describe in detail what I do and how I do it. Thus, "convincing" you that I am a hitman presents me with the challenge of performing the aforementioned task while maintaining a secret identity; it's very difficult, near impossible. As such, I expected skeptics to respond but at the same time I assumed there would be open minded individuals with valid questions about this profession.

I wish you all the best for the future.
How much do you charge?

[Glitter]

Glitter, as I can conclude from your posts that you are being sarcastic and jovial in response to this thread, I will simply leave.

The inherent problem in convincing others of my profession is that I must describe in detail what I do and how I do it. Thus, "convincing" you that I am a hitman presents me with the challenge of performing the aforementioned task while maintaining a secret identity; it's very difficult, near impossible. As such, I expected skeptics to respond but at the same time I assumed there would be open minded individuals with valid questions about this profession.

I wish you all the best for the future.

lirlll kkz

[Celestial]

How much do you charge?

Basic contracts start at $50,000 per head (plus expenses) and is typically completed by administering two rounds of ammunition, at close range, into the back of the head, through a silenced .32 caliber pistol.

[2hd.]

Basic contracts start at $50,000 per head (plus expenses) and is typically completed by administering two rounds of ammunition, at close range, into the back of the head, through a silenced .32 caliber pistol.

I'll give you £4 and a jammie dodger. Deal?

Also, why does this thread remind me of the ask a ninja podcasts?

[brandon]

Basic contracts start at $50,000 per head (plus expenses) and is typically completed by administering two rounds of ammunition, at close range, into the back of the head, through a silenced .32 caliber pistol.
good money then.
Bit of a risk still, and don't you feel guilty killing people?
Innocent lives..

[Celestial]

Bit of a risk still, and don't you feel guilty killing people?
Innocent lives..

Contracts are regular enough to make a stable living off of.

As for the morality you question, that has never been an issue for me.
If you'd like to speak of "the greater good," the truth is that our world's population is increasing at a ridiculous rate and I only help population control.

Of course this isn't why I do what I do, it's only justification to show how morality is inherently obscure and can be twisted to a person's or society's values on a whim. Society says that war is okay, that the killing of thousands can be justified, then it turns around and condemns killings that are only an ounce as significant in the big picture as the acts committed by that very government. I thus don't take traditional values to heart like a lot of others do; to me there is hypocrisy and irrational logic.

That combined with my utter indifference to morality render me able to sleep like a baby at night.

[Callum.]

So you killing a few people every now and then is helping the population control? I don't get it.

[Axel]

I don't think a hitman would be posting on a Habbo forum really... just my opnion.

[brandon]

Contracts are regular enough to make a stable living off of.

As for the morality you question, that has never been an issue for me.
If you'd like to speak of "the greater good," the truth is that our world's population is increasing at a ridiculous rate and I only help population control.

Of course this isn't why I do what I do, it's only justification to show how morality is inherently obscure and can be twisted to a person's or society's values on a whim. Society says that war is okay, that the killing of thousands can be justified, then it turns around and condemns killings that are only an ounce as significant in the big picture as the acts committed by that very government. I thus don't take traditional values to heart like a lot of others do; to me there is hypocrisy and irrational logic.

That combined with my utter indifference to morality render me able to sleep like a baby at night.
So how would you feel if a fellow hitman killed a member of your family?

[Glitter]

he's not a hitman tbh.. he's a silly little boy with a vivid imagination.

[Frank459]

he's not a hitman tbh.. he's a silly little boy with a vivid imagination.

DONTS SAY THAT! Hes gonna find where you live and shoot you twice in the head with a silenced .32 caliber

lmao !

[Axel]

He does spend alot of time on his posts though...

[Glitter]

DONTS SAY THAT! Hes gonna find where you live and shoot you twice in the head with a silenced .32 caliber

lmao !

OMGEEZ I'M SORRY :'( DON'T KILL ME PLS

[Kymux]

Contracts are regular enough to make a stable living off of.

As for the morality you question, that has never been an issue for me.
If you'd like to speak of "the greater good," the truth is that our world's population is increasing at a ridiculous rate and I only help population control.

Of course this isn't why I do what I do, it's only justification to show how morality is inherently obscure and can be twisted to a person's or society's values on a whim. Society says that war is okay, that the killing of thousands can be justified, then it turns around and condemns killings that are only an ounce as significant in the big picture as the acts committed by that very government. I thus don't take traditional values to heart like a lot of others do; to me there is hypocrisy and irrational logic.

That combined with my utter indifference to morality render me able to sleep like a baby at night.


population control o.0

wars and killing is not justified.... who said it was

[Axel]

If you get $50,000 for every kill, why haven't you bought V.I.P yet?

[Frank459]

If you get $50,000 for every kill, why haven't you bought V.I.P yet?



LMAO AT THAT!!!

[Kymux]

If you get $50,000 for every kill, why haven't you bought V.I.P yet?

lol jon you crack me up sometimes

[Mentor]

o.0 is he still here, or has he given up yet?

if you are mr hitman, what gets someone in to such a carear, its hardly the sort of job you get from an ad in the paper

[Rou]

Basic contracts start at $50,000 per head (plus expenses) and is typically completed by administering two rounds of ammunition, at close range, into the back of the head, through a silenced .32 caliber pistol.

If your shooting to the head you'd only need 2 shots at the most not 2 rounds -.-'

[Mentor]

If your shooting to the head you'd only need 2 shots at the most not 2 rounds -.-'

Well you never no, he may have really poor aim.

[Rou]

Well you never no, he may have really poor aim.

Then it would be useless him being an Hitman:P I think this guy should just give up his dream of being an hitman.

[Celestial]

if you are mr hitman, what gets someone in to such a carear, its hardly the sort of job you get from an ad in the paper

With regards to my first job as a hitman, I didn't wake up one day and tell myself I was going to become a hitman. It was really more of a slow transition.

I was with the Special Boat Service (SBS, the Special forces for the Royal Navy) for a number of years, and then went into mercenary work.

Towards the end of my mercenary work I had gained contacts with key individuals within the mercenary organization who had knowledge of my skills andrecruited me for independent pieces of work. I'd consider these the start of my transition to private work. The first of these contracts involved a Palestinian man who had recently relocated to Tel Aviv. I was never given specifics in regards to why they wanted him dead, but I'd presume that he was considered a threat. It was a very simple job. I followed his daily routine for three days, finding that he came to his apartment every night between 9 and 11 p.m. I entered his apartment around 7:30 and waited. When he came in, I shot him. Simple as that.

[Nemo]

He does spend alot of time on his posts though...I was thinking that, many spammers would do half a sentence with caps =/ Like this" OMGZ I IZ L33TZZZZZZZ YOURRRRR ANOOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB"


If you get $50,000 for every kill, why haven't you bought V.I.P yet?LOL

@Mr.Hitman, How many ppl u roughly killed?

[Celestial]

@Mr.Hitman, How many ppl u roughly killed?

Think triple digits for the total count (this includes people like bodyguards and those from before I became a hitman).

[Nemo]

Think triple digits for the total count (this includes people like bodyguards and those from before I became a hitman).so u just like to kill ppl as u did before, ok well u must be very rich then..

[Glitter]

Think triple digits for the total count (this includes people like bodyguards and those from before I became a hitman).
Can i do my work experience with you pls?:D

[brandon]

I hope someone robs your life like you robbed theirs.
$50,000 for you to top yourself.
via paypal.

[Mentor]

Specificaly which .32 caliber pistol is it you use in your line of work?

[Celestial]

so u just like to kill ppl as u did before, ok well u must be very rich then..

Special forces pay modest salaries.

Since becoming an independent contractor, as I said, contracts come in regularly enough to make a stable living off of. Bare in mind, $50,000 is a BASE contract. For higher profile targets, a significantly larger sum would be charged (ranging between $100,000 - $200,000). Certain targets are simply too high profile and too high risk and as such I would not accept these contracts, but I would venture a guess there would be payments involved of several million dollars.

[Oni]

KiLz HaBBo oTel or I rePoRt u To dA poLieZ aNd ThEy TrAce Ur iP

[Jõnathan]

KiLz HaBBo oTel or I rePoRt u To dA poLieZ aNd ThEy TrAce Ur iP
LOL AT THAT
WHich state in the US are you from Celestial?

[DCeption]

Special forces pay modest salaries.

Since becoming an independent contractor, as I said, contracts come in regularly enough to make a stable living off of. Bare in mind, $50,000 is a BASE contract. For higher profile targets, a significantly larger sum would be charged (ranging between $100,000 - $200,000). Certain targets are simply too high profile and too high risk and as such I would not accept these contracts, but I would venture a guess there would be payments involved of several million dollars.

Who would you class as "too high a profile?"

[Celestial]

I am now logging off.

[Ekalb]

With regards to my first job as a hitman, I didn't wake up one day and tell myself I was going to become a hitman. It was really more of a slow transition.

I was with the Special Boat Service (SBS, the Special forces for the Royal Navy) for a number of years, and then went into mercenary work.

Towards the end of my mercenary work I had gained contacts with key individuals within the mercenary organization who had knowledge of my skills andrecruited me for independent pieces of work. I'd consider these the start of my transition to private work. The first of these contracts involved a Palestinian man who had recently relocated to Tel Aviv. I was never given specifics in regards to why they wanted him dead, but I'd presume that he was considered a threat. It was a very simple job. I followed his daily routine for three days, finding that he came to his apartment every night between 9 and 11 p.m. I entered his apartment around 7:30 and waited. When he came in, I shot him. Simple as that.

Yeah so now after all those years of service your posting on a teen forum generally aimed at users of a chat game..
Right.

[Rou]

Who would you class as "too high a profile?"
george bush

[disenchanted]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

[DCeption]

george bush

I think most people would thank him for killing him :D:P

[Jõnathan]

Yeah so now after all those years of service your posting on a teen forum generally aimed at users of a chat game..
Right.

I think this guy is faking it.
He hasn't said where's he from or nothing
(Celestial I mean)

[Rou]

I think most people would thank him for killing him :D:P

haha. i suppose he'l say high profile is owners of huge companies etc?

[Jõnathan]

Most likely he'll say "HIGH PROFILE 2 ME IS MA DAD LoL!"

[Ekalb]

I think this guy is faking it.
He hasn't said where's he from or nothing
(Celestial I mean)
NO
HE IS TOTALLY TELLING THE TRUTH!

[Jõnathan]

NO
HE IS TOTALLY TELLING THE TRUTH!
HOLY JESUS!

[F32]

I am now logging off.
Life or the forum?

[Jõnathan]

Life or the forum?
Both, I think.
I still think that this is a joke to be honest.

[PaintYourTarget]

Quick question, out of interest.
You say you were in the SBS. Which Regiment were you in before you joined the Special Forces, and did you obtain any medals for valour?

[beth]

i have a question [:
what do you do in your spare time like & how do you kill the people? is it shooting or like, stabbing or what.

[Celestial]

Which Regiment were you in before you joined the Special Forces

I served as a Naval Intelligence Officer and was later able to transfer to submarine service. However, I felt I was not being sufficiently challenged and consequently volunteered for the Special Boat Service.


what do you do in your spare time like & how do you kill the people? is it shooting or like, stabbing or what.

I have answered both of these questions. Why would my 'spare time' be spent any differently to anyone elses?

Regarding your second question, I am highly trained in a variety of ways to kill from my time in Special forces and training at a mercenary school.
A few examples of these are knives, silent weapons and I have also intensely trained in Krav-Maga hand-to-hand combat. However, it is very rare that I am left without a weapon.
Furthermore, I have been trained in explosives and extracting information through any means necessary.

[Frank459]

I served as a Naval Intelligence Officer and was later able to transfer to submarine service. However, I felt I was not being sufficiently challenged and consequently volunteered for the Special Boat Service.



I have answered both of these questions. Why would my 'spare time' be spent any differently to anyone elses?

Regarding your second question, I am highly trained in a variety of ways to kill from my time in Special forces and training at a mercenary school.
A few examples of these are knives, silent weapons and I have also intensely trained in Krav-Maga hand-to-hand combat. However, it is very rare that I am left without a weapon.
Furthermore, I have been trained in explosives and extracting information through any means necessary.

Bull poo tbh...

[Celestial]

Bull poo tbh...

You are free to feel however you choose, but it doesn't change what I do.

[Celestial]

This thread can be locked now.

I am not prepared to answer any further questions on this subject.

[Mentor]

Specificaly which .32 caliber pistol is it you use in your line of work?

[Seacat]

Only if he goes first? :p


I hope someone robs your life like you robbed theirs.
$50,000 for you to top yourself.
via paypal.

Dont you know that you can be tracked down through the net?

[Callum.]

Only if he goes first? :p

lmao .

and it was a cool fiction story.