I once sat on a...

[Chubba]

I once sat on a newt. It got squashed. :( Made a mess on my trousers.

I had an invasion of baby frogs in my garden.

Cool heh? Groovey, yeah, innit bub.

[benjamin]

wow, that sounds lushy.

[Glitter]

you newt killer!! >:{

[Chubba]

Was indeed. Very mushy also. Poor newt. Shouldnt have been on my seat! I get protective over my seat.

[Browney]

Sounds like fun.

[Chubba]

you newt killer!! >:{
It was on my seat. Now, if a new looked at you funny and was sitting on your PLASTIC seat, you would not be happy! I was mad!

I didnt see it, I have bad eyesight. And I have an old grandpa hat! :8


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[Glitter]

It was on my seat. Now, if a new looked at you funny and was sitting on your PLASTIC seat, you would not be happy! I was mad!

I didnt see it, I have bad eyesight. And I have an old grandpa hat! :8

well you should've looked.. THAT NEWT WAS MY BOYFRIEND. :(

[Chubba]

well you should've looked.. THAT NEWT WAS MY BOYFRIEND. :(

He was too young for you sorry, I asked him a day before he came out of the bank.

[Glitter]

He well wasn't! He was my newt toyboy and you brutally murdered him!! :(:(:(


He was too young for you sorry, I asked him a day before he came out of the bank.

[benjamin]

murder is bad.

[Papershop]

LOL
look more carefully next time.
I once dropped my hamster in a pot noodle, and then nearly drowned it when i gave it a bath. But then the same day it ran under the floorboards.

[Chubba]

Dont be silly, you live in bristol, the newt was on my trip to china, to sit outside of the hang shen bank.

[Glitter]

LOL
look more carefully next time.
I once dropped my hamster in a pot noodle, and then nearly drowned it when i gave it a bath. But then the same day it ran under the floorboards.

ROFFFLLL! Poor poor hamster.. Once i was making my ex-hamster a lego house and i acciedently squidged his little foot :{
BUT I WILL NEVER BE A NEWT MURDERER!

[Chubba]

ROFFFLLL! Poor poor hamster.. Once i was making my ex-hamster a lego house and i acciedently squidged his little foot :{
BUT I WILL NEVER BE A NEWT MURDERER!


LEAVE ME ALONE :Ocass13 to you!

[Glitter]

LEAVE ME ALONE :Ocass13 to you!

how can it be a happy bday WHEN YOU KILLED MY BOYFRIEND

[Papershop]

LOLOL, newts r funny

[Chubba]

how can it be a happy bday WHEN YOU KILLED MY BOYFRIEND
because you are acting silly, calm down. it was a newt, not a human. so dont be silly.

but happy BIRTHDAY 2 U YEH:afro::Ocass13:Ocass13:Ocass14:PANTS: LOL

[Chubba]

LOLOL, newts r funny

Squashed newts are more funny.

[Glitter]

Squashed newts are more funny.
U MEAN *****


because you are acting silly, calm down. it was a newt, not a human. so dont be silly.

but happy BIRTHDAY 2 U YEH:afro::Ocass13:Ocass13:Ocass14:PANTS: LOL

IDC I CAN NEVER LOVE AGAIN THAT NEWT WAS MY SOULMATE

[:Hazel]

awww poor thing :[

[Ashhizzle]

;[ R.I.P Newty [glitters bf]http://www.amherst.edu/~hnewt/images/cave_newt.gif

[Browney]

U MEAN *****



IDC I CAN NEVER LOVE AGAIN THAT NEWT WAS MY SOULMATE

Find another soul mate. :D

[Glitter]

Find another soul mate. :D

kk will u be my soulmate pls? xox

[Ashhizzle]

Ross [Boro] Will, He likes you :P

[Browney]

Ross Will, He [B]likes you :P

ooer. *Giggles childishly*

[Glitter]

Ross [Boro] Will, He likes you :P

lol! He is too much of a playa

[Ashhizzle]

LOLOL if you say so ;]

[Glitter]

LOLOL if you say so ;]

ROFLL, i am Ami's ho tho

[Ashhizzle]

but ami is my ho, So that means ur mine aswel...

[Glitter]

but ami is my ho, So that means ur mine aswel...

kk - u own i ;)

[Ashhizzle]

KK, i r kl now xox

GARION, I OWN UR SIS :D

[Chubba]

DONT SPAM MY THREAD!

Da newt wos rip in his willy.