RedStratocas
17-04-2005, 02:59 PM
You may have noticed that in my signature I have a "Question of the day" Here are a few I have had in the past or some I just like but havent been there.
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
How can you tell when your out of invisible ink?
Why is there an eject button on the VCR remote?Don't you have to get up to get to the tape?
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
If a synchronized swimmer drowns, does her partner also have to drown?
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
Why do we drive in parkways, and park in driveways?
If a chronic liar tells you he is a chronic liar do you believe him?
Why is it when we talk to god, its praying, but when god talks to us, its insanity?
What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, who came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why's it still #2?
If the Energizer Bunny attacks someone, is it charged with battery?
If the folks at the psychic hotlines were really psychic, wouldn't they call you first?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
I update my sig with new ones everyday :D
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
How can you tell when your out of invisible ink?
Why is there an eject button on the VCR remote?Don't you have to get up to get to the tape?
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
If a synchronized swimmer drowns, does her partner also have to drown?
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
Why do we drive in parkways, and park in driveways?
If a chronic liar tells you he is a chronic liar do you believe him?
Why is it when we talk to god, its praying, but when god talks to us, its insanity?
What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, who came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why's it still #2?
If the Energizer Bunny attacks someone, is it charged with battery?
If the folks at the psychic hotlines were really psychic, wouldn't they call you first?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
I update my sig with new ones everyday :D