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kooldude007
25-02-2007, 06:35 PM
Mum and dad dont know were shud i hide it, in my safe?

Anyway im taking it to school as this kid keeps followin me i wont hurt him unless he hurts me

Roboevil
25-02-2007, 06:36 PM
Knife a police officer.

kooldude007
25-02-2007, 06:36 PM
The real problem : where shud i hide it

Caution
25-02-2007, 06:37 PM
Lol. ^_^ In you're safe.

Browney
25-02-2007, 06:37 PM
Knife a chav. Clean up the streets.

Hide it behind a radiator.

Wootzeh
25-02-2007, 06:41 PM
Knife an emo, give em what they want? -joins in-

Glitter
25-02-2007, 06:41 PM
under your pillow roflllll

kooldude007
25-02-2007, 06:42 PM
But my dad makes my bed cba myself

Browney
25-02-2007, 06:43 PM
Knife an emo, give em what they want? -joins in-

I lol'd.

Actually, hide it in your music collection. Your parents will never go there.

kooldude007
25-02-2007, 06:44 PM
Err in my fridge, behind my draw...

YoManGo!
25-02-2007, 06:44 PM
safe, duhh.

dirrty
25-02-2007, 06:44 PM
swallow it
no one will find it there

kooldude007
25-02-2007, 06:44 PM
swallow it
no one will find it there
Lol'ed at that

Mentor
25-02-2007, 06:45 PM
How nice for you... o.0 im still not quite sure why im supposed to care though?

Glitter
25-02-2007, 06:45 PM
swallow it
no one will find it there
Unless he doesn't pull the flush when he *****

Caution
25-02-2007, 06:46 PM
How nice for you... o.0 im still not quite sure why im supposed to care though?
Nobody asked for you to care, nobody asked for you to reply.:rolleyes:

kooldude007
25-02-2007, 06:47 PM
LOL@that. safe, yeah?

Wootzeh
25-02-2007, 06:50 PM
So... if this guy hits you with his fist, you're gonna stab him?

Browney
25-02-2007, 06:51 PM
Nobody asked for you to care, nobody asked for you to reply.:rolleyes:

Sorry entor, but pwnt.

Mentor
25-02-2007, 06:52 PM
Nobody asked for you to care, nobody asked for you to reply.:rolleyes:No one asked you to be a hypocrite, same logic :)

kooldude007
25-02-2007, 06:52 PM
So... if this guy hits you with his fist, you're gonna stab him?
no he takes one to school aswell :P

samsaBEAR
25-02-2007, 07:13 PM
omg you hard nut
hide it in your left scrotum. no one will find it then

kooldude007
25-02-2007, 07:14 PM
Lol thank yu very much

beer
25-02-2007, 07:18 PM
lol i have 2 of those. and 4 stanley knifes. but then again im 18 and use them strictly for fixing and cutting things :P. hide it in ur safe.

kooldude007
25-02-2007, 07:20 PM
alright wildo

Racoon
25-02-2007, 07:23 PM
Cut your leg open with your pen knife, Then put your knife in your leg... then sew it up with your moms favourite sewing kit. She will never suspect anything. ;]

kooldude007
25-02-2007, 07:23 PM
Lol rachel

2hd.
25-02-2007, 07:27 PM
this kid keeps followin me


Someone's got a secret admirer!!!!1!!!!!!

Nemo
25-02-2007, 07:29 PM
ok well first of all, get him good, and remember if ur gonna stab him, put on some gloves so police cant track ur dna k! *kidding* well ermmmmmmmm hide it in ur safe.. OR down there =D


Lol@2hd's sig XDDDDDDD

GommeInc
25-02-2007, 07:29 PM
Right... I can see why MPs say the youths of Britian are violent little brats. You shouldn't of got the knife? Report this kid who already has a knife to the school, or the police. You're not meant to carry a knife around with you at all, other than when you've gone shopping and bought one to take home. It is classed as a weapon...

DiscoPat
25-02-2007, 07:36 PM
I wudnt du dat if i wer u

myke
25-02-2007, 07:40 PM
tbh I think your stupid, you should never carry aknife. ;/ it's actually illegal so LOLATYOU if you get caught. you're just stooping to the bottom now.

LeftForDead
25-02-2007, 07:41 PM
lol i have 2 of those. and 4 stanley knifes. but then again im 18 and use them strictly for fixing and cutting things :P. hide it in ur safe.

Ye he will use it for cutting things too, just people:)

Why dont you hide it in ur stomach or maybe ur heart!
going thro the skin will be the best way for everyone

myke
25-02-2007, 07:42 PM
Ye he will use it for cutting things too, just people:)

Why dont you hide it in ur stomach or maybe ur heart!
going thro the skin will be the best way for everyone

lmao.

I have one but it's strictly used to build my scale models.
so yeah <:]

Browney
25-02-2007, 07:43 PM
Violence doesn't solve anything. But it can stop anything from following you.

edible
25-02-2007, 07:46 PM
Violence doesn't solve anything. But it can stop anything from following you.

exactly. i agree!!

cocaine
25-02-2007, 07:49 PM
violence isnt the answer

but it is is someones stalking you

Jamie!
25-02-2007, 07:50 PM
theres no point in waiting for him to hurt you if he has a knife too.. or you will be the one on the floor

FlyingJesus
25-02-2007, 07:55 PM
omg you hard nut
hide it in your left scrotum. no one will find it then

lol Sam you have more than one scrotum?

louder
25-02-2007, 08:14 PM
*+*+*+*follows*+*+*+

*+*+* stabs *+*+*+*

:$ :$ :$ :$ :$ :$

*+*+*CALLZ AMBULANCEEE*+*+*

Decapitated!
25-02-2007, 08:20 PM
no he takes one to school aswell :P


Your well hard LETS HAVE A KNIFE FIGHT AND RIP OUT EACH OTHERS HEARTS

You should hide it stabbing somone will go down bad.

Mario
25-02-2007, 08:21 PM
Cut your leg open with your pen knife, Then put your knife in your leg... then sew it up with your moms favourite sewing kit. She will never suspect anything. ;]
apart from the blood on the carpet and the pain factor, good idea.
hide it outside somewheer, then if your mum finds it just say you had nothing to do with it.

Decapitated!
25-02-2007, 08:22 PM
apart from the blood on the carpet and the pain factor, good idea.


ewwwwwwww

samsaBEAR
25-02-2007, 08:23 PM
lol Sam you have more than one scrotum?
i thought you had left+right scrotum?
is it one thing
i look well stupid now lol :}

louder
25-02-2007, 08:25 PM
i thought you had left+right scrotum?
is it one thing
i look well stupid now lol :}

sam,
a scrotum is yr ballbags babe, you only get 1 xox

Roboevil
25-02-2007, 08:26 PM
sam,
a scrotum is yr ballbags babe, you only get 1 xox

Some people have it on their eyelids too.

Hitman
25-02-2007, 08:30 PM
haha, reminds me of when I was in year 4, i had one and took it in for some stupid reason. I showed some kid I hated, he told the teacher and I tried to hide it lol. it got taken away :(

samsaBEAR
25-02-2007, 08:34 PM
sam,
a scrotum is yr ballbags babe, you only get 1 xox
lirl@myself tbh
thanks hun


haha, reminds me of when I was in year 4, i had one and took it in for some stupid reason. I showed some kid I hated, he told the teacher and I tried to hide it lol. it got taken away :(

what, your pen knife or your scrotum

Hitman
25-02-2007, 08:41 PM
lirl@myself tbh
thanks hun



what, your pen knife or your scrotum

My pen knife duhhh. :P

RedStratocas
25-02-2007, 08:42 PM
Every pen is a knife if you try hard enough.

Nemo
25-02-2007, 08:45 PM
lirl@myself tbh
thanks hun



what, your pen knife or your scrotumi feel dumb, i just learnt what that is (a) and i think its his scrotum coz he acts like a girlllllll *jk*

Dubble
25-02-2007, 08:48 PM
Put it in your pocket LOL.

Mario
25-02-2007, 08:49 PM
put it fiendishly close to your eyes...

Roboevil
25-02-2007, 08:50 PM
Hide it behind a bush in your lady garden!

dirrty
25-02-2007, 08:51 PM
shove it up ur ***

samsaBEAR
25-02-2007, 08:57 PM
Hide it behind a bush in your lady garden!
omg rofl at that
that is of course if your thinking dirty like lol

exploit
25-02-2007, 09:15 PM
lol i have 2 of those. and 4 stanley knifes. but then again im 18 and use them strictly for fixing and cutting things :P. hide it in ur safe.
soz can i just ask is that one of the knives you use on runescape to get 100 wood? bare cool.

oh and just hide it in the most unlikely place your parents would look?

:Hazel
25-02-2007, 09:16 PM
this is why people get killed because idiots like you carry weapons.

DJ-Precocious
25-02-2007, 09:19 PM
Knife an emo, give em what they want? -joins in-

lol'd at it even though im emo.

samsaBEAR
25-02-2007, 09:23 PM
lol'd at it even though im emo.
lol@u for labelling yourself

DJ-Precocious
25-02-2007, 09:24 PM
lol Its tru though, I dont slit my wrists im just emo but hey :P

samsaBEAR
25-02-2007, 09:27 PM
do you say that coz you wear black converse and have a couple of black t-shirts?

DJ-Precocious
25-02-2007, 09:35 PM
No I say that because all of my clothes are black part from my school clothes and a few pairs of jeans, I dont wear converse I wear skate shoes because my feet are too wide for converse lol (fat feet)

Lubricant
25-02-2007, 09:36 PM
Take it back to the shop because it doesn't make you cool having one.

samsaBEAR
25-02-2007, 09:38 PM
No I say that because all of my clothes are black part from my school clothes and a few pairs of jeans, I dont wear converse I wear skate shoes because my feet are too wide for converse lol (fat feet)
god your so hardcore
wearing black clothes does not make you emo btw

DJ-Precocious
25-02-2007, 09:39 PM
Take it back to the shop because it doesn't make you cool having one.

Na it makes you look cool it doesnt make you cool... jks lol

But seriously you should take it back because this guy at my school got stabbed by someone like you who just wanted protection, but it was the guys best mate who he stabbed so, it really isnt a good idea!

Off topic: to samsa I get called emo so I dont really care If you think im not then im cool with that

cocaine
25-02-2007, 09:44 PM
lol'd at it even though im emo.

LOL@U LABELLING YOURSELF.

DJ-Precocious
25-02-2007, 09:47 PM
LOL@U LABELLING YOURSELF.


Point in saying exactly the same as Samsa??

Yea and Samsa I would hardly call emo hardcore if I was calling myself Goth then I would be calling myself hardcore.

samsaBEAR
25-02-2007, 09:48 PM
Na it makes you look cool it doesnt make you cool... jks lol

But seriously you should take it back because this guy at my school got stabbed by someone like you who just wanted protection, but it was the guys best mate who he stabbed so, it really isnt a good idea!

Off topic: to samsa I get called emo so I dont really care If you think im not then im cool with that
getting called emo and labelling yourself emo is differnt


LOL@U LABELLING YOURSELF.
already said it matt ;)

DJ-Precocious
25-02-2007, 09:52 PM
getting called emo and labelling yourself emo is differnt

Ok I dont really care but if you want to try and own people for fun then go ahead and carry on trying to disprove everything I say it really shows how mature you are

samsaBEAR
25-02-2007, 09:55 PM
Point in saying exactly the same as Samsa??

Yea and Samsa I would hardly call emo hardcore if I was calling myself Goth then I would be calling myself hardcore.
its called taking the wee-wee :]


Ok I dont really care but if you want to try and own people for fun then go ahead and carry on trying to disprove everything I say it really shows how mature you are
im not trying to own you
im just laughing at you labelling yourself
and im only disaproving everything you say coz everything you say makes me laugh

cocaine
25-02-2007, 09:56 PM
Point in saying exactly the same as Samsa??

for emphasis.

DJ-Precocious
25-02-2007, 09:57 PM
its called taking the wee-wee :]im not trying to own you
im just laughing at you labelling yourself
and im only disaproving everything you say coz everything you say makes me laugh

Ok nice to know I make sum1 laugh even though it isnt for a reason that I would agree with

samsaBEAR
25-02-2007, 10:03 PM
Ok nice to know I make sum1 laugh even though it isnt for a reason that I would agree with
so you dont think people labelling themselves as something is funny?
it makes me chortle tbh
[i love that word, chortle]

DJ-Precocious
25-02-2007, 10:09 PM
Not considering I just did it without realising lol :(

samsaBEAR
25-02-2007, 10:13 PM
lol'd at it even though im emo.
excuse me? how can you say soemthing like that without meaning to?

DJ-Precocious
25-02-2007, 10:15 PM
excuse me? how can you say soemthing like that without meaning to?

Because I am an idiot!!! lol

EVEN more off topic than this entire CONVO: 500th Post !!!!!!!

samsaBEAR
25-02-2007, 10:18 PM
Because I am an idiot!!! lol

EVEN more off topic than this entire CONVO: 500th Post !!!!!!!
i meant that you cant say somehting like that without meaning to

OMG! 4, 475th post
god im kl :]
ima leave you alone now

DJ-Precocious
25-02-2007, 10:21 PM
OMG! 4, 475th post
god im kl :]
ima leave you alone now

OMG!!!! Im going to be left alone untill tommorow when I will probably say something you dont like or think is stupid or summit lol

samsaBEAR
25-02-2007, 10:24 PM
nah mate, dont worry about it :}
i just like lol'ing at people who label them selvers, willingly or not
i love ya really xox

DJ-Precocious
25-02-2007, 10:25 PM
nah mate, dont worry about it :}
i just like lol'ing at people who label them selvers, willingly or not
i love ya really xox
:o :o :o
YAY I feel loved :P

Dentafrice1
25-02-2007, 10:32 PM
:o :o :o
YAY I feel loved :P
Your so hardcore... let me tell you.
Your an emo poseur... just cause you wear black clothes means jack ****.

People in the special ops wear black clothes.. are they emo?!?!

Emo people are deppressed people.. emotional.. some dont wear black clothes, most dont even slit their wrists, your normal person can be emo, your teacher. All it is is emotional.

Pen knives are not illegal? Carrying a knife isn't illegal?

DJ-Precocious
25-02-2007, 10:35 PM
Your so hardcore... let me tell you.
Your an emo poseur... just cause you wear black clothes means jack ****.

People in the special ops wear black clothes.. are they emo?!?!

Emo people are deppressed people.. emotional.. some dont wear black clothes, most dont even slit their wrists, your normal person can be emo, your teacher. All it is is emotional.

Pen knives are not illegal? Carrying a knife isn't illegal?

WOAH dude calm down lol dont get worked up about one guys comment seems to me like you need a chill pill or a timeout or summit

Dentafrice1
25-02-2007, 10:39 PM
WOAH dude calm down lol dont get worked up about one guys comment seems to me like you need a chill pill or a timeout or summit
No, im just tired of all the 12-16 year olds thinking they are emo when they don't even know what it means ;)

DJ-Precocious
25-02-2007, 10:45 PM
No, im just tired of all the 12-16 year olds thinking they are emo when they don't even know what it means ;)

Mate I know what it means it means emotional, just so you know emotions arent just saddness so I can still be emotional and express emotions of happiness and joy and even of envy or anything and I will still be emo, infact all humans are emotional and "emo" except the ones who dont express feelings (sly *******s) lol So I am Emo!! :P

Dentafrice1
25-02-2007, 10:47 PM
Then in that case, everyones an emo :\

DJ-Precocious
25-02-2007, 10:49 PM
YEP Even the happiest person alive :D

LeftForDead
25-02-2007, 11:08 PM
Your so hardcore... let me tell you.
Your an emo poseur... just cause you wear black clothes means jack ****.

People in the special ops wear black clothes.. are they emo?!?!

Emo people are deppressed people.. emotional.. some dont wear black clothes, most dont even slit their wrists, your normal person can be emo, your teacher. All it is is emotional.

Pen knives are not illegal? Carrying a knife isn't illegal?


No!!!
there gangsta cos they carry guns
they just wear black to blend in!

And aye its illegal to carry a one
it needs to be in a padlocked box

Dentafrice1
25-02-2007, 11:19 PM
No!!!
there gangsta cos they carry guns
they just wear black to blend in!

And aye its illegal to carry a one
it needs to be in a padlocked box
Its not illegal here.. weird law.. ill take a pic of my knife that I carry every day

Same exact one I have:

http://quick2click.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/awesome.jpg

bo$$
25-02-2007, 11:20 PM
No!!!
there gangsta cos they carry guns
they just wear black to blend in!

And aye its illegal to carry a one
it needs to be in a padlocked box

Carrying a gun doesn't make you gangster :rolleyes: Serial killers are gangster..? Police are gangster..? Hunters are gangster..?

And I don't think its illegal to carry a knife.. It might be illegal to use it.. But maybe laws are different from where you are and where I am..

sicarius
25-02-2007, 11:28 PM
Use your Habbo skills, TRADE It lol and try get some profit on what you paid for it. If you get good profit get a bigger one lol :D or even buy the same one again.

If that fails use the safe!, BUT i would HIGHLY reccomend not taking it out the house, because if you get caught with it.....your parents will find out and you will get it confiscated.

Choose Wisely.....

bo$$
25-02-2007, 11:34 PM
Use your Habbo skills, TRADE It lol and try get some profit on what you paid for it. If you get good profit get a bigger one lol :D or even buy the same one again.

If that fails use the safe!, BUT i would HIGHLY reccomend not taking it out the house, because if you get caught with it.....your parents will find out and you will get it confiscated.

Choose Wisely.....

Lmao@The trading

Or you could just like...
Put a necklace on it or w/e and then wear it x]
Put it in your socks when walking around..
Keep it in your school bag..
cut a hole in the wall and put it there..
Use the safe..
Cut a small hole in your bed and put it there..
THe possibilities are endless lol

Dentafrice1
25-02-2007, 11:42 PM
In your house you have wall sockets with covers over them. Tie a string to your knife, take the covers off the wall sockets, there should be a main unit with wires and crap and on both sides space, drop it down in there and put the string where you can pull it out easily.

Its easy to get in an out cause of the string

RedStratocas
25-02-2007, 11:42 PM
Mate I know what it means it means emotional, just so you know emotions arent just saddness so I can still be emotional and express emotions of happiness and joy and even of envy or anything and I will still be emo, infact all humans are emotional and "emo" except the ones who dont express feelings (sly *******s) lol So I am Emo!! :P

Actually it doesnt really mean emotional, thats just a misconseption.

sicarius
25-02-2007, 11:45 PM
Well.....lol, Its an Idea lol. But as i said Do not take it out the house.....especially to school, Because you will regret it if caught because the likely-hood is....You will be Expelled from School.

And on the other hand if you were to hurt this fellow pupil that was/is following you and it was serious, you will be in a lot more trouble than getting grounded mate.

I know that its only there for your protection/self defence but if something was to go wrong it will be a totaly different story.


LIFE is not a GAME!

Dentafrice1
25-02-2007, 11:48 PM
Ok let me revise my last post.

Go to your light socket in the wall.

Get a screw driver and remove the plastic cover.

There should be the main plugin but around both sides are drywall and it goes back in there.

Take your penknife and tie a string around the metal pocket thing or tape it on there.

Drop the pen down in there makign sure you can pull it out again.

Tape the string to the drywall to prevent it from falling down in there.

Close it up =]

-Soph-
26-02-2007, 05:53 AM
put it in your trouser pocket :D

I doubt your parents are going to go in there.

Blinger1
26-02-2007, 06:31 AM
put it in your trouser pocket :D

I doubt your parents are going to go in there.
they probably would if they do his washing ;)!

Lift up the carpet and put it under there, make sure the carpets next to the wall though ?

Mentor
27-02-2007, 01:48 PM
Actually it doesnt really mean emotional, thats just a misconseption.
o.0 I think it does partaly at least, Emotional Hardcore, from the wired set of music a while back where they all painted there faces white and wore posh cloths, it was in responce to the music scene at the time wich was all about sex drugs rock and roll kinda stuff, the the movment was to try and add meaning back to the songs... or somthing like that.

The word emo was then adopted by a load of sad acts and is now used to refer to those sad acts today "/

hobo
27-02-2007, 02:22 PM
Hide it behind a bush in your lady garden!

ROFLOLOLLL!!!!!!!!!

lol'd at it even though im emo.

LOL@U.

lol@this whole thread.

Catzsy
27-02-2007, 03:35 PM
The fact you have a penknife doesn't bother but the fact you say you may knife somebody with it, along with some of the members encouraging you to do so, is very worrying and also seems somewhat irresponsible.Why you feel the need to have one and tell us all about it?. Also carrying a penknife may not be illegal but it is easily classified as carrying an offensive weapon if you are stopped and don't have any reasonable explantion for carrying it on you.

Barkseh2131
27-02-2007, 04:16 PM
pen knifes r so year 6.

o yer plz dnt nik ma furni or nowt. ard nok.

Nemo
27-02-2007, 05:30 PM
The fact you have a penknife doesn't bother but the fact you say you may knife somebody with it, along with some of the members encouraging you to do so, is very worrying and also seems somewhat irresponsible.Why you feel the need to have one and tell us all about it?. Also carrying a penknife may not be illegal but it is easily classified as carrying an offensive weapon if you are stopped and don't have any reasonable explantion for carrying it on you.i think most of us are being sarcastic..


Lock it up, burn it.. WHATEVER just dont knife someone as it will trouble you for many years to come..

Krusty
27-02-2007, 05:34 PM
errr.
back of a drawer?
in a crisp packet
in the back of a drawer.
ina carrier bag
SORTED.

redtom
27-02-2007, 05:35 PM
Why do your parents care? I've got like 20 lost most of them around the house lol.

Papershop
27-02-2007, 05:36 PM
i think most of us are being sarcastic..


Lock it up, burn it.. WHATEVER just dont knife someone as it will trouble you for many years to come..


Where is the funnyness in stabbing someone?

Browney
27-02-2007, 05:37 PM
Bury it.

Nemo
27-02-2007, 05:39 PM
Where is the funnyness in stabbing someone?ur not understanding me, basicly we are being so sarcastic as its such a silly question to ask about where to hide it and also saying ur gonna stab some1.. theres nothing funny about that but its a bit obvious that its a bad thing but.. ahh 4get it ¬.¬

Papershop
27-02-2007, 05:42 PM
But why be sarcastic about something serious? Thats just plain stupidity

Browney
27-02-2007, 05:43 PM
Being sarcastic is a bit insensitive.

Nemo
27-02-2007, 05:45 PM
yes but posting u just got a pen knife and planning to knife some1 is also plain stupid, is it not? i think i'll just leave it here...

samsaBEAR
27-02-2007, 05:49 PM
yes but posting u just got a pen knife and planning to knife some1 is also plain stupid, is it not? i think i'll just leave it here...
hes got a point tbh

Papershop
27-02-2007, 05:52 PM
Mum and dad dont know were shud i hide it, in my safe?

Anyway im taking it to school as this kid keeps followin me i wont hurt him unless he hurts me

when did he ever say he was gunna stab someone for the fun of it?

Nemo
27-02-2007, 05:55 PM
when did he ever say he was gunna stab someone for the fun of it?
he sed he was going to stab some1, not for the fun of it but still will coz that boy is following him.. I said i will leave it there coz i have nothing else to say and i cba to argue, also i know i shouldnt of been sarcastic but wots done is done:rolleyes:

Papershop
27-02-2007, 05:58 PM
Mum and dad dont know were shud i hide it, in my safe?

Anyway im taking it to school as this kid keeps followin me i wont hurt him unless he hurts me


no he takes one to school aswell :P

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