Parody names needed! [+Rep]

[womanizer]

Ok pigs have just come onto TT and I need a name for a newly made small fat blue pig! Pic:

http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/3879/bluepigbn4.png

However I want parody names with something to do with pigs in it e.g.

Elenor Pigby
Amy Swinehouse
Hammibal Lecter

[:Hazel]

This is a bit silly but anyway:

David Bacham ;l

The grande old duke of pork ;']

Porkcambe and wise

Sorry I tried but they are pathetic ;']

[le harry]

Lieutenant Smellybackside

lol?

[womanizer]

Lieutenant Smellybackside

lol?

o.o.... Whos that a parody of

[Arneuh]

Nelly Pigtardo