I have sex with cars

[womanizer]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007110349,00.html

[-Soph-]

LOL.

you should of posted that in jokes & funny stuff.

[Crono]

That's really wierd. He should dump his girlfriend and date a car.

That reminds me of that movie/book by Stephen King about the possessed car.

[shiver]

LOLLLLLLLLL

[clarissa !!]

lmaoo thats quite scary

[Josh-H]

Alert: Weird Man!

[:Hazel]

omg thats sooo weird ;l ewww.

[benjamin]

ROFLMAO

[Slash]

does he stick it up the exhaust or something.

[Bef]

I read that last week *****. And it had like a list of all his "exes"
Lolol, and he said that people came and watched him and jerked off over it :o

[CustomHabbo]

Weird.. Look at the pic on the bottom of the page.. gross

lol at first i thought this thread was som1 just saying like "i bangd my carzzz up da buthole" and i was waiting it to be closed for a while but it didnt lol

[joshuar]

Oh my "/

That's not pretty, what's the fun in a car's body?

[Browney]

Lmao..

[Jamie!]

lol, sick *******

[benjamin]

oh that cars good, OHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

lol..

[Jamie!]

i've got a picture in me head now of him lubing up an exhaust pipe with some grease and him sitting on the gear stick ]:

[Mr.Sam]

His weird obsession mirrors that of electrician Karl Watkins, who The Sun revealed was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993.

[letisix]

I feel sorry for the car tbh.

[Charles]

Why would you admit it :s

[Jamie!]

Why would you admit it :s

for the money that the sun would have offered him for his story probs..

[Charles]

for the money that the sun would have offered him for his story probs..

I suppose, but the amount of dirty looks he'll now get..

[samsaBEAR]

ok im sorry
but rofl

[Mr.OSH]

:P Oh dear god.....

[Caution]

lmao !

[cocaine]

His weird obsession mirrors that of electrician Karl Watkins, who The Sun revealed was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993.


Chris writes stories about “auto-eroticism” on his website and has penned a manual called How To Make Love To A Car.

LMAOOOOO OMG

[summer]

wth, that's so weird!

[le harry]

Yummy!

[jrh2002]

Its a god job hes not a vet!!!

[Simon]

Its a god job hes not a vet!!!
..yet


And he admitted last night: “Some men like ****s and bums, but I much prefer curvy bodywork.”

Chris, 38, has a recognised psychological condition that makes him physically attracted to motors.

He has had sex with more than 30 different models in 20 years — plus two motorboats and a pal’s JETSKI.

Chris, who DOES have a girlfriend, confessed: “A nice car for me is a feast for the senses. It’s about smells, feelings and tastes. If I see a gorgeous Mercedes I know I’d love to jump into bed with it.”

lolol

[Bef]

LMAOOOOO OMG

Can someone please give me details of how to have sex with pavements?

[le harry]

Yeah, I don't get it either :S

[jrh2002]

Can someone please give me details of how to have sex with pavements?

Maybe he finds big holes in the ground or if the guy is on the small side perhaps the gaps between slabs will do :o

i guess it would stop you slipping over.

[Axel]

does he stick it up the exhaust or something.

Lol that's what I thought.

[Bef]

LMAOOOOO OMG


Lol that's what I thought.

Yeh and sticks the gearstick up his anul area