giving out advice.

[benjirofl]

title says, anyway dont flame

[the wombats]

i know someone who uses multi personalities. i tell him to stop but he dont listen. what should i do? x

[DaveTaylor]

i know someone who uses multi personalities. i tell him to stop but he dont listen. what should i do? x
you told him my secret!

[velocity]

im physically attracted to toasters.

[benjirofl]

im being serious

[Ashley 12344]

im physically attracted to toasters.

Stay away when they're turned on, seriously o.O

[the wombats]

im being serious

so am i.... now help me. :@

[TheLastShadow]

im physically attracted to toasters.
If you want some real pleasure from a toaster, put your finger down the bread socket and pull down the lever ;)

[benjirofl]

Guys.. i want real questions

[Bef]

My wotsits dont taste right ;[

[Jazza]

OK, I have a question:

why do you think you can help us?

[benjirofl]

As, i have helped alot of people in the past

[Hitman]

OK, I have a question:

why do you think you can help us?

Shes helping people just let her. Whats the problem? :)

[benjirofl]

He tbh

[Mentor]

Wouldnt it be more constructive to go in to the teen life/health tips and advice/relationships forum and anwer someone of the many threads with people all asking for help?

or at least maybe post your offer in the forums people look when they seek it?

[benjirofl]

true true, thanks

[Seacat]

I need advice

A person is drunk and decides to climb the scaffolding of a building (the scaffolding has been there for 3 months) but in climbing it he breaks part of the ladder. Whilst on the scaffolding he picks up a tin of paint and throws it in a skip causing the paint to spill allover the contents of the skip.

What criminal offences could he be guilty of and what defences might be available?

[Hitman]

I need advice

A person is drunk and decides to climb the scaffolding of a building (the scaffolding has been there for 3 months) but in climbing it he breaks part of the ladder. Whilst on the scaffolding he picks up a tin of paint and throws it in a skip causing the paint to spill allover the contents of the skip.

What criminal offences could he be guilty of and what defences might be available?

Erm.

I wouldn't know xD just a guess:

Going on property thats not his, breaking propery, same with can, vandalising property?

I dunno.

LOL.

Do you study law?

[hobo]

im sexually aroused at the thought of a pig having oral sex with a seagull while i hang upside down from a bar by my feet and watch them letting my drool form a puddle on the floor.

is this normal?

[Hitman]

im sexually aroused at the thought of a pig having oral sex with a seagull while i hang upside down from a bar by my feet and watch them letting my drool form a puddle on the floor.

is this normal?

perfectly normal. :)

[velocity]

I need advice

A person is drunk and decides to climb the scaffolding of a building (the scaffolding has been there for 3 months) but in climbing it he breaks part of the ladder. Whilst on the scaffolding he picks up a tin of paint and throws it in a skip causing the paint to spill allover the contents of the skip.

What criminal offences could he be guilty of and what defences might be available?
tresspassing, damage to property, drunk & disorderly, stealing and vandalisum.

oh, not forgetting the paint on the floor theres a word for it and i forgot what it was, but its on the tip of my toungee ]:

[FlyingJesus]

oh, not forgetting the paint on the floor theres a word for it and i forgot what it was, but its on the tip of my toungee ]:

Messy.

[Posh]

When i rub myself what is this white stuff i produce?

[Hitman]

When i rub myself what is this white stuff i produce?
candy. :D

[Ostinato]

title says, anyway dont flame

:o at you! Trying to steal my role on this forum as the advice giver! >: P haha