Needing PHP coders.

[Hypertext]

Im doing about 60% of programming on my website design site. Basically I need some help :)
I'm paying 20% of every job for the next 6 months.. So it will gain business.
Regards,
Charlie/Reconix

[YouFail]

Im doing about 60% of programming on my website design site. Basically I need some help :)
I'm paying 20% of every job for the next 6 months.. So it will gain business.
Regards,
Charlie/Reconix

Bit highlighted in bold. You have proof you'll be getting lots of buisness? There is absolutely no solid amount of offered so good luck to get anyone intrested.

[Hypertext]

My uncle works for Gsk, i'm working on it.. BUT I'll be getting some SEM done.

[Luckyrare]

My uncle works for Gsk, i'm working on it.. BUT I'll be getting some SEM done.
What has your uncle working for glaxo got to do with anything? o.O If you are planning on making a profit, you have got to be planning on giving.

[Hypertext]

SOrry i put it in a diff' post. he works for gsk, and im designed pharmaceutical internal website.

[Blob]

SOrry i put it in a diff' post. he works for gsk, and im designed pharmaceutical internal website.

No your not your human.

[Luckyrare]

SOrry i put it in a diff' post. he works for gsk, and im designed pharmaceutical internal website.

Your designing for a company worth billions, why would they pick a kid to do it?

[Invent]

Because his uncle works there. - Yeah I lol'd too.

[Blob]

My dad designs the site and works in IT for Bennets (Now Equity) insurance... Are they asking me to do it? No.

[Luckyrare]

My dad designs the site and works in IT for Bennets (Now Equity) insurance... Are they asking me to do it? No.

[Copys what everyone is doing]

My dad works for Anglo American (Worlds largest mining company) as a production manager! Does he ask me to do it? no

[Blob]

Lol. Point is, your probs lying.

[Hypertext]

lools. He's he leader of his internal pharmacetical part. And he's asked his boss who's said yes. And my uncle quite wise, so he suggested that he didn't tell em how old I am :P
And idc Dunko.
OK you go think im lying, I really don't care about you, i'm getting something good done Idc if someone on HxF telles m i'm probably lying.. ite?

[Luckyrare]

Whats the contract worth and what did the client ask for in your meeting?

[Blob]

lools. He's he leader of his internal pharmacetical part. And he's asked his boss who's said yes. And my uncle quite wise, so he suggested that he didn't tell em how old I am :P
And idc Dunko.
OK you go think im lying, I really don't care about you, i'm getting something good done Idc if someone on HxF telles m i'm probably lying.. ite?

You need php coders?


<?php
$well = "You aint getting me";
$well = explode("aint", $well);
echo $well["0"];
echo "<br />";
echo $well["1"];
?>

[Hypertext]

Is it just me or is everyone who knows like 'A tiny!' bit of PHP, always says stuff in php code it's not funny?

[Invent]

And neither is you pretending to make a website for a company. Get a scan of some legal documentation and then I will believe you.

Also, Ryan knows more PHP than you I'm sure :)

[Hypertext]

Fgs. I said nothing about knowing more PHP. just saying IF they know ATLEAST the tinies amount of PHP, they'll insult eachother in php..
Its lame ;/
Anyway I'll try ad get it probably for monday, as he can't get a signature at 8:51 Friday :)

[rh4u]

bit offtopic but....


if coders realy want a job thaty much *as in me*

were still not going to take a measly 20% of the price lool

we cud just google "Coder Required" and loads of sites would come up so we would get the full 100%

think about it!

[YouFail]

bit offtopic but....


if coders realy want a job thaty much *as in me*

were still not going to take a measly 20% of the price lool

we cud just google "Coder Required" and loads of sites would come up so we would get the full 100%

think about it!

In all honesty, if you google coder required and go in for jobs on freelance sites, you probably won't get them.

[Invent]

LMAO! Yes ofcourse we would get the "full 100&#37;". So basically we take ALL of the project owners money? :rolleyes:

[Hypertext]

In all honesty, if you google coder required and go in for jobs on freelance sites, you probably won't get them.
yep......
Its true.

[Invent]

The only reason why I don't believe you is because you came on this forum with no background information (past experience) and now you tell us a multi-million/billion company has decided to pay someone under 18 years of age to create them an intranet system which will be used by thousands of people.

Sounds a little bit make-believe if you think about it Reconix ;)

[Blob]

Most intranets are coded in ASP, which is what my dad does on the intranet for Bennets (Equity)

[Hypertext]

Yeh It sunds very full-blown, and by the way, it's nt the full intranet, only the pharmaceutical internal intranet, it has 5 pages.. And yes i believe it sounds full blown. Believe it or not. I'm neve going to be meeting/phoning them, it'll go through my uncle. so as far as they're concerned im 35 :)
AND as for you dunko, idc what your dad does/is. He's not providing you with anything. And ASP is basically a spin-off of PHP(Please dont start an argument about that) Obviouy you're not going to do anything/help in this thread. why are you still posting.

[Luckyrare]

I am interested, I still need to know what the contract is worth and how many users will it have; the full staff (100,000+)? I am shocked that they are doing a contract though your uncle, impossible even.

[Hypertext]

Ill update on monday OK. I obviously can't get it all scanned tonight ;/